White lotus cultivation system

For Zhao Jiayan, being able to go home from school with Li Mohuai every day is nothing more than happiness. What, you mean exams?

Ha ha.

For Li Mohuai, studying hard every day under the guidance of Zhao Jiayan is really maddening. As a mercenary who used to fly around with guns and grenades all year round, he can only speak good English.What, you mean exam?

Mahler Gobi.

In many articles, the judges have not made complaints about the poor student admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University after two months of time travel——

This Nima is not scientific at all!

In the evening, after seeing off Zhao Jiayan, the beautiful boy sat in front of the desk with five-point mock papers spread out: English, 142 points, Chinese, 93 points, mathematics, 46 points, physics, 88 points, and chemistry, 67 points.

At any rate, I passed two subjects, which is gratifying. The total score has increased by more than 180 compared with more than a month ago. It is really gratifying and congratulatory!

congratulations……

He slumped on the chair weakly: "System, tell me, if I fail to complete the task, what kind of punishment will I receive..."

"The punishment is random, but what is certain is that it will be very severe," the system said, "for example, the chrysanthemum will continue to cry for a month."

"What's that? It sounds poetic."

"You don't want to know."

"You are so unconvincing."

"Then I'll change it." The system seemed to think for a while, "For example, there is another punishment, Ding Ding is shocked three times a day for a month."

"I don't even understand this. Who am I? Why does he have to be shocked three times a day when I can't complete the task?"

"...His real name will be swallowed by Jinjiang, so he can't be rude! But there is no doubt that he is connected with you!" The system said seriously! "You are parasitic on him!"

"...What do you mean I am parasitic on him?! I don't think I can ask you anything... You are always wrong."

"..."

"Forget it, let's change the question. If I complete the mission—but the main mission has nothing to do with those plot goals, will the reward still be favorability?"

"The rewards for completing the main missions are generally not goodwill, because the main missions are usually aimed at the experience and fate of the character you play. The mission rewards are random and may be different things, but they are definitely very beneficial to you .”

"for example?"

"Such as item cards."

"Item card?"

"Yes, a card that uses a certain skill or prop at one time. These skills and props are often powerful auxiliary classes."

"Oh?" He was a little interested, "Powerful?"

"Yes," the system said, "For example, if you get a skill card that uses the chrysanthemum resurrection technique, no matter how serious the injury is, the chrysanthemum can be healed immediately."

He automatically ignored some words he didn't understand, such as chrysanthemum: "No matter how serious the injury is, he can heal immediately? That's amazing!"

"Hmm, this is the life-saving skill of the black hole in the book next door." The system said proudly, "There are many cards with various functions, such as tear gate cards, pregnancy cards, and abortion cards."

"……what?"

"The tear gate card allows you to freely control when, where and how many tears you shed; the pregnancy card allows you to steam buns; the abortion card needs no explanation."

He was dumbfounded when he heard this: "I'm a man... It's weird enough to control tears, I'm pregnant... Am I hallucinating?"

"You don't have auditory hallucinations," the system said, "You must know that in today's world, children are everywhere, and there are as many orcs as dogs."

"...?" His eyes had turned into mosquito coils that kept turning, and too many unheard words kept hitting his brain full of fighting and killing.

With a sigh, he flipped through the drawers on the side of the desk unconsciously: paper, pens, textbooks, calculators, eliminated unused mobile phones...

Wait, cell phone?

"System, when you complete the main task, because you don't get the favorability of the character, as long as you don't specify who you want to interact with, you can do it in your own way, right?"

"In theory it does."

In this way, it is not impossible to complete the task.He picked up the old push-button mobile phone, showing a meaningful smile.

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On the day of the mid-term exam, he got up early in the morning. After doing some morning exercise as usual, he returned to his room, roughly packed up a pile of circuit parts on the desk, and walked out of the house with a light schoolbag on his back. .

Ten minutes before the exam, the invigilator walked into the classroom, and the beautiful boy raised his hand and asked to go to the bathroom.

After obtaining the teacher's permission, he stood up and walked out of the classroom.

When passing by Zhao Jiayan's seat, this boy with a pretty face like an angel accidentally dropped the fountain pen on the table in his white school uniform.

"Ah, I'm sorry." The beautiful boy apologized quickly, bent down to pick up the fountain pen, and handed it back to Zhao Jiayan.

……

After the exam started, there was silence in the classroom, only the rustling sound of the pen falling on the paper and the sound of the paper flipping.

The beautiful boy raised one long, well-shaped leg, propped his head on one hand, and casually read the questions on the test paper, but his mind was on the fountain pen in his hand.

Feeling the subtle but clear vibration from the fountain pen, Mr. Mercenary quickly filled out the answers on the paper, raising his head from time to time to glance at the boy wearing black-rimmed glasses not far away.

The papers were filled out quickly, and there was nearly half of the exam time left. The beautiful boy tried to count a few questions that he vaguely remembered the teacher had said, but clearly remembered that he hadn't listened to them, and wrote them that looked very similar. So what's wrong with the answer.

At this moment, the announcement sounded in each examination room at the same time: "Please pay attention, students, please pay attention, there is a question that needs to be revised, please find the reverse side of the second paper. Question 50: Xiaohong The running speed is 250 kilometers per hour, how long does it take to run [-] kilometers, please change Xiaohong to Xiaoming!"

After the mercenary revised the question, he read it several times in doubt, but couldn't figure out how to solve the problem after the question was corrected. In desperation, he could only keep the original answer.

Gu Shaofeng looked at the graceful figure sitting obliquely in front of him, saw that the other person looked confident, and quickly finished the test paper, then looked down at his penniless answer sheet, Gu Shaofeng wrote on a small note, Knead it into a ball and throw it over!

Someone who was idle and bored opened the small ball of paper that fell on his desk suddenly, and it said: "Questions 8, 11, 13, 17, 21, can you do it?"

Mr. Mercenary read his test paper, and wrote an honest reply.

Gu Shaofeng opened the note sent back, and under the line he wrote, there were two more elegant characters: "No."

Do you want to open your eyes and talk nonsense so blatantly!

His throat choked, and he was too angry to speak foul words!

Well you Li Mohuai, you are playing with me, right?

Just wait and see!

……

Some ear-piercing bells rang, and as the invigilator said, "Time is up, all candidates stop answering papers" (I feel so nostalgic for some reason), everyone put down their pens one after another.

Then the invigilator collected the test papers one by one, returned to the podium, and said, "Li Mohuai, Zhao Jiayan, you stay here."

No... no!Mr. Mercenary was shocked: Was it discovered?This is the most advanced military spy technology nowadays!

When the examinees finished walking one after another, the invigilator showed a smile: "You two guys, the grade director is looking for you."

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