[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

The things Tuanzai brought back were black irregular lumps with an indescribable strange smell.

However, after Gong frowned and moved his nose at first, his eyes lit up in surprise: "Woo Di, it's that thing!"

Wu Di was stunned: "...that thing?"

"It's the one you're missing! That strange-smelling ingredient...is it something like this?" Gong bent down to pick it up, and then sniffed it closer, "The taste is really exactly the same."

Gong's nose is much more intelligent than that of ordinary humans, and it is comparable to ligers, tigers and leopards.So in Wu Di, there is no other special black thing except for a stinky smell, so Gong sniffed out that it was the yellow-green juice thing that Gong had been tinkering with for the past few days. part.

After Wu Di ground this thing and added it to the mixed juice of the several herbs that he made before, the color and smell of the thing were almost the same as the yellow-green juice collected by Wu Di, but not Wondering if this sap, which looks exactly like that thing, would work for giant rhinos.

Wu Di was discussing the possibility with Gong when he saw Tuanzai walking back with Yuanzai.

"Tuanzai, you came back just in time." Wu Di watched Tuanzai only caressing about Yuanzai's fat butt, and stretched out his hand to pull it over, "Where did you find that thing? Take me to have a look, and I will make chopped pepper fish head for you later for labor fee..." After a pause, Wu Di added, "And I will make jackfruit steamed eggs for Yuanzi."

Tuanzai was still whimpering and sniffing around Yuanzai's short tail, as if he wasn't interested in the chopped pepper fish head at all.On the other hand, Yuanzi's eyes lit up when he heard the steamed egg with jackfruit, and he kicked away the Tuanzi who was always harassing (?!) it—this guy doesn't know what's wrong these days, he always likes to surround himself It's fine to turn around, but it's fine to keep sniffing and sniffing at your own ass, what kind of trouble is it going to do?

God knows how much self-control Yuanzi had to use to resist the urge to slap the guy who finally stuck his head under his belly against the wall and couldn't get it off?

At this moment, when he heard what he liked to eat, Yuanzai immediately rushed to Wu Di's feet like a small cannonball, begging for food.

Seeing Yuanzai's obsequiousness, Tuanzai got angry.But he just likes Yuanzai's little virtue of "playing by ear"... Alas, there is no other way, I have to go out - just kidding, unique, cool, handsome and domineering, how can it see its own "person" What about flattering other males?

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A long time ago, Wu Di felt that the little guy Tuanzai was different from ordinary small animals—the best comparison object is Yuanzai, who is so stupid that he eats, sleeps, and eats, and transitions from a giant panda to a little piggy—— This little thing might be psychic!Like that Pokémon(?).

No, he just tentatively said something to Tuanzai, and "lured" Yuanzai, and Tuanzai held his head up to lead them the way.

In a dense bush, Gong pinched his nose from a long distance away: "It smells so good..."

Wu Di followed the two little things all the way, and gradually smelled the strong... stench, and couldn't help frowning.

Pushing aside the bushes, I saw an arc-shaped mound covered with yellow leaves and some broken grass roots that had been pulled out.

Tuanzai asked Yuanzai to hide aside, then stretched out his paws to the side of the arc-shaped mound and began to claw.

As the mounds of soil behind Tuanzai grew more and more, a strong smell came out.But I don't know if it's because I got used to smelling it for a long time or because of other reasons, both Wu Di and Gong feel that this smell is not as pungent as the one just now.

Stopping the excavation, Tuanzai pushed aside a yellow slightly curly leaf with his paws, and immediately, something black like a small black stone rolled out of it.

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Wu Di and Gong brought enough small black stones that could be used to paint the outer trenches of the tribal territory, and then left with the two small ones.

Tuanzai and Yuanzai trotted along beside Gong on short legs—because Wu Di was afraid that Gong would not be able to bear the sting of this thing, so he didn’t let him take it—the two round heads rubbed against each other quietly (……)comminicate.

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Yuanzai (head tilted): Tuanzai, Tuanzai, um, why did the first master and the second master want to get that thing?

Tuanzai (raising his neck): The name Tuanzai is really not high-end and domineering, so he called me "dear".

Yuanzi (rolling his eyes with a pair of super big dark circles): You haven't given me the answer yet.

Tuanzi (flicking his short tail): Of course they are useful!Humans just like to play with these weird things.

Yuan Zai (in the eyes of Mosquito Incense): But, but that thing is... your poop!

Tuanzai (froze for a moment, randomly shook his head and licked the fur around Yuanzai's ears): What happened to my poop?Do you know how many people ask for my poo?

Yuanzai (excited): Does anyone use my poop?

Tuanzai (froze again): Uh, probably not... After all, we are not the same species...

Although Tuanzai is absolutely cute with his chubby appearance, but no matter how cute Yuanzai is, he is just an ordinary giant panda.But he is not an ordinary cave bear...

Yuanzi (squinting his eyes, the dark circles are more conspicuous): Huh, since you said that the species are different, then let's not fall in love!

Yuan Zai learned the term falling in love from Wu Di.And whether he and Tuanzai are in a relationship period, or what Tuanzai said just now when Wu Di and Gong were picking up "little black stones"-because this guy wants to go to Yuanzai's belly when he is free The lower part and the side of the butt were arching and arching, which really angered Yuanzai.So, Tuanzai was in a hurry to fool Yuanzai.

Tuanzi: ...Damn it, are you digging your own grave?

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I don’t know what Tuanzai and Yuanzai are chatting about. Wu Di and Gong are making fish head with chopped peppers, steamed egg with jackfruit, braised pork in brown sauce, roasted fish with taro, and cold jellyfish for dinner. After that, I started preparing to make a dozen or twenty barrels of that yellow-green juice overnight.

Of course, in order to prevent the smell of this kind of thing from making the people living in the tribe feel uncomfortable, after it was done, Wu Di sealed all the barrels filled with the yellow-green juice.Since the fence wasn't finally finished yet, he wasn't going to let everyone smell the weirdness (it didn't stink after adding the herbs) while working.

After finishing all this, it was already the afternoon of the second day, and Gong Yuan, who was helping to build the observation tower outside, greeted him: "Wu Di, the observation tower has been built, go and see how it goes."

When Wu Di heard this, he didn't care about moving more than a dozen or twenty heavy and tired bodies, and followed Gong to look at it with strides.

It has to be said that although Wu Di is mostly talking on paper, the people of Youhe Tribe have the ability to turn ideas into reality.

The tall three-legged trapezoidal bracket has parallel crossbars in the middle, which is stable and easy to climb.There is a wooden fence two meters higher than the wall above, and there are "drums" and mallets made of animal skin beside it, as well as super large conchs that make a loud "wooing" sound when blown.Finally, there is a slightly sloping board above the head as a roof for sun and rain protection.

To be honest, although it looks rudimentary, it has all the basic things that an observation deck should have.

Because only two people can stand on the observation deck at most, Wu Di set up a pergola to look around after he came up.But at this time, the sky was getting dark, and his eyesight was not particularly good, so he just saw some dark things over the forest, but did not move, so Wu Di only thought about the projection of the forest or something, but in the I skipped it in my mind, but didn't take it to heart.

To be honest, this wall and watchtower, regardless of whether there are giant rhinos attacking the tribe, Wu Di has to build it. Only in this way can he feel safer.

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"Brother Wu Di, in this way, we can see the bad guys, but what should we do to beat them? Are we going to fight them?" But wouldn't we lose the protection of the wall?

Seeing Wu Di coming down, the monkey ran over to ask with doubts.

Rubbing the messy hair on the monkey's head, Wu Di raised his eyebrows: "Of course not."

While talking, Lihua came excitedly: "Wu Di, we have finished all the things you asked for a while ago, when will you come to get them?"

"what?"

"Ewha, what did you do?"

Although those men already knew that Lihua didn't like Wu Di, but these two people together always made those men who pursued Lihua feel sour-if they can't fight, they can always intervene, right?

With the passage of time, Lihua's feeling for Wu Di has almost disappeared.But for these men in the tribe, she still didn't make up her mind to choose one, so she snorted softly: "Don't think that you men are great, we women can do a lot of amazing things!"

"Is it...a trebuchet?" Gong heard from Wu Di.

"Well, I knew that Wu Di would tell you," Lihua was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "Gong, you can take a look too. Wu Di, you just asked us to do it, but what about those things? I don’t know how to fight. We’ve been busy for so long, so we should let us see, right?”

Wu Di touched his nose——cough, why does he have a subtle feeling of being rejected?

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The bits and pieces that Lihua mentioned were actually some time ago, when building the fence, Wu Di asked the women in the tribe to help make various parts of the trebuchet.

The trebuchet is actually very bulky and troublesome.What Wu Di knows is the simplest way of using leverage.It's just that this kind of thing seems simple, but it still takes a lot of time and energy to do more.

Originally, there were not many men in the tribe. Those who built walls built walls, those who forged iron, those who built watchtowers built watchtowers, and some of them had to go hunting and fishing, which was really not enough.

After Wu Di went to see Xiaoqing, when he happened to mention it to Hong outside the house, Lihua happened to hear it, so she became angry——Wu Di's thinking, could it be that tribal women don't exist?

So, Lihua summoned the aunts and sisters in the tribe and "robbed" the job.

However, although the women in the primitive tribe are strong, Wu Di still doesn't use them as men, so he just asks them to help make parts-the advantage of this trebuchet is that it is easy to load and unload.It's just that if you don't follow the steps, such a simple and crude thing is not even possible to complete.

Seeing that Wu Di made a pile of scattered wood and iron tintins into a thing with a long "neck", even if Wu Di had told Gong a long time ago, he couldn't help but widen his eyes at this moment , looking at it with novelty.

"I just assembled the things. I don't know how effective it is... How about we try?" Touching the lever arm of the trebuchet, Wu Di was also a little eager to try.

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The author has something to say: Heck, it’s finally time to turn off the lights... No more to say, my friends have caught a cold, everyone should pay attention to their health during this season, don’t be tempted by the flu!

Regarding the poo of Tuanzai... In ancient times, the feces of ferocious animals were used to drive away other species. For example, tigers used urine and feces to draw boundaries, so this is also a bit of scientific basis (...)...

In fact, Tuanzai is more useful than that~

As for Yuanzi, this guy is the motivation for Tuanzi to play a role!

Well, the lights are off, good night and sweet dreams, everyone~