[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

Although there are taro, mushrooms, wild vegetables, etc., Wu Di and the others still have to eat a meal of meat every day - the reason why it is "one meal" instead of "two meals" is because people in the tribe now eat meat every day. Eat two meals.

Before Wu Di came to the tribe, because of the primitive hunting tools, the prey was not easy to hunt, so the food in the tribe could only be barely full.

Usually everyone only eats one meal in the morning and one meal in the evening-because men need physical strength to go out to hunt, so they don't have to eat fruits and wild vegetables like women, the elderly and children for the morning meal, but can eat cold meat or raw meat. abdomen.

Wu Di is used to eating three meals, and sometimes even has a supper at night when he works overtime, so he is not used to coming here.Fortunately, Wu Di is not a master who eats meat, so generally speaking, he will find food by himself at noon—even Rang Gong has developed the habit of eating three meals a day.

And now, Wu Di also continues the habit of eating three meals a day.Fortunately, Wu Di is not a pure carnivore - it can be said that he eats less meat a day than Gong - he also pays attention to the combination of meat and vegetables in cooking, and meat will never be the staple food.Therefore, even if they had meat in their lunch and evening meals, the total amount of meat in the past was no more than a meal for men in the tribe, and there would be no problem of excessive consumption of stored food at all.

Even Ji, who used to worry about the tribe's food problem every winter, was not in a hurry.Because according to the past practice, after the heavy rain stops, the tribe will conduct several huntings again - this time not only including land creatures, but also fish, shrimp, crabs, kelp, seaweed and oysters in the ocean.

These hunts are the last to store food before winter.After the heavy rain falls again, there will be snowflakes here-it doesn't mean that there will be no snow on the beach.Wu Di just deduced from the ice cave that the seaside winter is definitely not as comfortable as that in Sanya, Hainan... but at most it will not be covered with heavy snow like the Northeast.

Therefore, after everyone started cat winter, the tribe even had to save two meals on weekdays.After Wu Di learned of this, he touched his nose and agreed to change from three meals to two meals.Just thinking about this, he felt that he should eat well for a period of time without "dieting" - people have to pursue a higher level, and it is a big leap from being full to eating well.

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Because everyone was working hard to collect supplies some time ago, so in addition to the food we usually eat, we also found a lot of new things.

And Wu Di is naturally delighted with this discovery. Before the rain, he stored several bags of spices such as chili, pepper, garlic, thyme, tarragon leaves, mint, star anise, perilla, and fennel— —In winter, you need to eat something with a strong taste, and these things can be used not only as spices, but also as medicinal materials.

After checking the stock at home - on the first day of rain, the tribe distributed meat, vegetables and fruits evenly from door to door - after that, Wu Di decided to eat braised pork at noon.Although it wouldn't be perfect without white rice, but he really missed that taste.

Even if there is no soy sauce, but there are these things, it must be possible to communicate with each other whether there is any "supplement" or "supplement".

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After the pork belly is cut into small pieces of one centimeter square, scoop out some of the oil boiled out with a wooden spoon and use a stone pot (Wu Di also thought about using a pottery pot, but unfortunately this kind of pot is fine for stewing soup and cooking, just It cannot be used for stir-frying, because it is easy to be smashed during the stir-frying process).After the oil has melted, use a wooden spatula to evenly coat the bottom of the pan, and put the meat pieces into the pan to fry.

The reason for doing this is to remove the excess fat in pork belly. People in modern society eat meat and eat thinner and thinner. They always feel that there is too much fat in pork, but they are reluctant to eat, so So I came up with all kinds of ways to keep the original taste but reduce the fat - make the skin of the meat a little crispy, and when you eat it, it will be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the stewed soup will be fried slightly The hard outer layer of meat is "wrapped".

Do this until the meat looks a little golden, and the oil in the pot is even more than when it was just put down.Wu Di scooped up the excess oil with a shovel and poured it into another pot specially used for frying oil once.

Pick up all the meat and put it in another bowl. Wu Di put all the seasonings in the oil pan and sautéed until fragrant. By the way, he also pinched a few grapes and squeezed the juice into it for sweetness.

After the seasoning soup was ready, Wu Di poured a large bowl of braised pork into it.The oily and somewhat dry pieces of meat quickly began to absorb the soup.After Wu Di ensured that the pot would not be burnt, he added some water and covered the wooden pot lid, then pulled out the firewood from the stove and inserted it into the ashes to extinguish it, allowing the residual heat in the stove to slowly help the meat burn. The blocks absorb the broth.

Although the amount of braised pork is large, it is definitely not enough for three big men and one and a half big children to feed their stomachs, so Wu Di poured the leftover fish heads and fish bones with some meat left over from last night into the In the earthenware pot, add water and salt, cover the lid and start to simmer - when the water boils, grab some vegetable leaves and put it in, it will be another pot of soup.Sea fish is more flavorful than river fish.

There are vegetables, meat and soup. For the rest, you only need to remove the cooked jackfruit core and peel it.

Looking at the ruddy and oily braised pork with sauce, the snow-white tumbling fish soup, and the delicious-smelling goose-yellow nuclear meat, Wu Di thought in his heart that he must have a delicious meal later.However, as soon as this idea appeared, the door of my house was slammed: "Open the door! Open the door! Is Wu Di there?!"

Wu Di shook his hands, and almost "delivered" a large bowl of braised pork to the ground. He quickly put the bowl and meat back to the stove, and hurried out of the kitchen.

At this time, the monkey who was learning to sew in the "living room" had already run over and opened the door.As soon as the monkey opened the door, a wet man rushed in, knocking him back and saying, "I'm going to give birth! I'm going to give birth!"

The monkey was knocked down and sat on the hard ground. The pain caused him to shout angrily, "What happened?!"

"My girl is about to give birth! Where is Wu Di? Where is Wu Di?" The man didn't notice the monkey that was knocked to the ground at all, but anxiously looked for Wu Di's figure.

Hearing the man's anxious and flustered voice, everyone in the room was taken aback, but Gong reacted quickly: "Are you going to have a baby?!" Although the other person was drenched by the rain, Gong still recognized him with sharp eyes. ——It was the man who was pregnant with the woman after the competition.

When Wu Di, who had just walked out, heard Gong's words, he was stunned—a baby?Is it my job again?

The man who broke in saw Wu Di's eyes lit up, and he didn't care about the water running down his face and body. He ran over a few steps and was about to pull him out: "Quick...she's numb. She came out and got stuck... must save her!"

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The numb man is called Zheng, and he usually looks very honest, honest and taciturn.

Because Ma's belly is getting bigger and bigger, I have been paying attention to Ma's situation, for fear that Ma will start giving birth by accident-in this era, women are basically struggling to die when giving birth to babies.If you struggle, you will have a baby, and if you fail to struggle, you may even lose two lives.

At the beginning, Ma thought it was raining heavily outside and worked hard to give birth, but she didn't expect that she didn't know what was going on, and she obviously felt that the baby's feet were stuck there, and she couldn't move.

Having a baby is to hold one's breath, and now the suffocating breath is almost used up, but the little doll seems to be frozen, and does not move at all.The woman who was worried about her was about to roll her eyes when she saw Ma at the moment, and ran to Wu Di in a hurry—he remembered that Wu Di helped Cai give birth to a baby (...) , Now it will definitely save Ma!

Because of the heavy rain, the waves were roaring in the distance outside, and Ma Hezheng originally lived far away from Wu Di, not to mention Wu Di, even Gong didn't realize that Ma was moaning because of giving birth. When Wu Di and the others rushed to Ma's place, Ma had already let out more breath and less breath in.

Wu Di's heart skipped a beat, but he didn't show his panic. On the contrary, after such a panic, he calmed down inexplicably: "Yes, hurry up and boil the hot water! Gong, please go to the house and put that little wooden Bring the can..."

In the small wooden jar is a ginseng that Wu Di accidentally discovered some time ago—I originally wanted to save it for Gong’s body, but now that human life is at stake, I will use it first.

To be honest, giving birth is a very bloody scene.Wu Di felt that even seeing a wildebeest give birth to a foal or a zebra being cut open by a lion in the animal world is not so bloody and unsettling.

Seeing the little baby with a small foot sticking out, Wu Di vaguely remembered that the baby should come out from the head first, because it is easy to cause dystocia and hurt the mother and child.After washing his hands with hot water, Wu Di took a deep breath and pushed the little baby into his numb body.

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Because the weather itself is not good because of the rain, the indoor light is even more dim.Even if more than a dozen torches were lit, the shaky flames were not enough for people to accurately hold the fetus out in a bloody mess, so Wu Di sent everyone out early——Wu Di felt that other people were too big to block the light They couldn't help much, and Gong and Wu Di were afraid that the overly bloody smell would irritate Gong's sensitive nose—they all drove out, leaving only one Cai who came to help.

He was running around in a hurry outside, if it wasn't for Wu Di's majesty, he might have rushed in long ago.

Finally, when a baby's cry sounded, it was as if his whole body had been struck by lightning. He didn't react until Gong pushed him, and rushed to the door in surprise and joy.

He was thinking of rushing in immediately, but was pushed out by Cai who was holding the baby: "Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, there's another one!"

"There's another one?!" This was the exclamation of the three men present and Lihua who had just rushed over in the rain.

"Well, Wu Di said that there are two in Ma's stomach, so it's hard to give birth at the beginning... Let me just say, even if Ma was born later than me, it's impossible for Ma to have so many stomachs..." Cai said while talking , while preparing to take the newborn baby to wash off the blood on his body - they didn't have this rule before, they gave birth as soon as they were born.But Wu Di said that the dirty things on the children must be washed, so that the baby can be healthy and healthy.Thinking of her parent's double chin, Cai felt that she was right to listen to Wu Di's words!

"Is this for a girl or a boy?" Li Hua flicked the water from her hair, looking curious.

As for Zheng, who is happy to be a father, he was stunned when Cai said that there was another one, and he raised his heart just now, and couldn't stop worrying about his woman and baby.But now he can't get in again, rubbing his hands together, looking at the baby in Cai's arms - well, he wants to hug too, but it's so small (...), soft, He has thick hands and feet, and he is really afraid of hurting the doll if he touches it.

Hearing Lihua's question now, he also looked at the doll in Cai's hand eagerly.

"It's a girl!" As soon as Cai's voice fell, the door was kicked open by Wu Di with a "bang".Wu Di, whose arms and clothes were stained with blood, was holding a crying baby: "Come and hold this one! It's a boy!" God knows that he was afraid that he would accidentally hold the baby because of his incorrect holding position. I got hurt——this kind of thing should be left to an experienced woman.

When Lihua heard this, she rushed up immediately—although she hadn't given birth to a baby yet, she had learned a lot from helping Cai take care of Da Zhuang before.

Sending away the "bomb" in his hand, Wu Di grabbed a few slices of ginseng and rushed in: "Give me those pots of hot water again—Gong, help me go home and get some herbs to stop bleeding and nourish blood... Monkeys know!"

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By the time Wu Di brought Gong home, more than four hours had passed since lunch time.Fortunately, the monkey who stayed at home was clever and knew how to put everything in a pot and warm it with hot water, otherwise it would be really hurt if it was cold and hungry.

But before that, Wu Di and the others still had to drink a large bowl of ginger soup alone—going out in the rain without rain gear is no joke.Especially Gong, who ran back and forth several times, and he didn't like rain himself, so Wu Di just watched and drank two bowls, which made him feel full of ginger soup.

Because he felt that the children were not hungry, Wu Di let the monkey eat first.At this moment, when Wu Di and the others finished eating, the monkey obediently cleaned the pots and pans, and then moved the small wooden stool to Wu Di: "Brother Wu Di, Brother Wu Di, tell me about it—Sister Ma Is it a boy or a girl?"

Wu Di thought that after he retired (?) earlier, these things would be handed over to the monkey, so he blocked some scenes that were too bloody, and told the monkey about the matter, which made the monkey startled for a while. of.

"Monkey, do you know the excitement and joy when a new life is born in your hands (?)?" Big Fudge Wu Di said in a seductive tone.

"Monkey, can you feel that a fragile life gradually becomes stronger after passing through your hands?" The big flicker Wu Di continued to seduce.

"Monkey, can you imagine that you brought hope of continuation and happiness of reunion to a family with both hands?" Following the words of Wudi Wudi, the monkey's eyes were already a little sparkling.

A long time ago, monkeys were adopted by Hongye witch doctor and taught them medical skills.Although the monkey couldn't sit still, he still honestly and clearly remembered what the Hongye witch doctor taught him.The reason why the monkey was not allowed to succeed the witch doctor after the death of the red leaf witch doctor was that besides Wu Di's arrival, there was another reason why the monkey was too young and his personality was not very stable. year old child on hand.

And Wu Di, although he is working as a witch doctor now, he knows that he is not actually a person who eats this bowl of rice.Probably because of the modern life, the death of his parents and various later experiences, Wu Di didn’t value human life so much—it’s not that he despises human life, it’s just that he doesn’t have the kindness of a doctor who is merciful and willing to help the world. benevolence.

Therefore, in order to make the monkey willingly become a witch doctor in the tribe in the future, Wu Di is now sparing no effort to outline (or fool) the beautiful scene for the monkey in the future.

However, Wu Di was talking to the monkey here, but Gong's expression was not very good.Because listening to Wu Di say this, it seems that he particularly likes and looks forward to children-how can this not be a blow to Gong who cannot give Wu Di a child?

Fortunately, Wu Di paid attention to Gong all the time. At this moment, he noticed that Gong's appearance was not right. After dismissing the monkey with a few words, he sat next to Gong: "Did you catch a cold?" He reached out to touch Gong's forehead.

"You, do you still want a child?" No wonder Gong would think so, after all, for a tribe, a child means hope and strength.Under the influence of this concept, even Gong feels that it is "correct" to have a child.

Wu Di frowned: "You gave birth to me?"

"..." Gong only felt that the bitterness and anxiety he had just turned into a mouthful of old blood in an instant, and he couldn't get it out of his throat!

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The author has something to say: Woohoo, Shazi didn’t update it so late on purpose, it was because the school was disconnected from the Internet.

The thing is like this - since last night, the entire area where the school is located has been disconnected from the Internet!No matter whether it is wired or wireless Tianyi, China Unicom, or the school network, all the lights were cut off, and it was not connected to the Internet until nine o'clock in the evening after urgent repairs... So the sand has been updating non-stop!

In other words, Shazi always thought that this was the "disaster" caused by Shazi asking for high temperature exposure to [-] degrees Celsius two days ago without any rain... Looking at the sky with blood on his face...

By the way, today's Teacher's Day--I wish all the teachers in the world a happy holiday~~~~