[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

Although the newly built house is very spacious and bright, and it is very windproof and strong, but Wu Di still feels something is wrong when he looks at each empty room.It wasn't until I saw those empty walls and floors that I remembered that I had forgotten the furniture.Among other things, at least there must be a bed!He doesn't like sleeping on the ground.

When Wu Di brought up the concept of "furniture", some people were very interested, while others didn't care so much.However, the bed is a must.But what kind of bed to make, you have to think about it first. I always feel that sleeping on a stone bed in a stone house seems to be no different from living in a cave.

Wu Di also thought so, but he didn't know much about the canopy beds in ancient times or the bed frames used in modern society, so he discussed with everyone again.

Considering the coldness in winter—although it is at the seaside, it does not mean that the seaside is not cold when winter comes. This is not the seaside affected by the greenhouse effect later, but the seaside of primitive society.You know, even in modern society, there are seas at the north and south poles, so it’s not as cold and “moving”—in the end, Wu Di exhausted countless brain cells and came up with the concept of “Kang bed”.

Wu Di, who used to be a southerner, couldn't touch things like kang beds for a long time.Later, I traveled to the Northeast a few times, and after staying in a small farm family hotel in the local area for a few times, I also curiously asked about the principle of the kang bed.

Now, although Wu Di can't say that he can recall 100% of it completely, but the main principle-similar to the structural properties of the furnace barrel, like the structure of pouring ears of wheat, there are primary and secondary, it must keep warm and not dissipate heat, and air must flow Instead of being stuffy in one place - I still remember it clearly.

For pouring ears of wheat and chimneys, Wu Di is still familiar with it—it’s a big deal to do it a few more times, anyway, failure is the mother of success, and it came out after groping and groping.

It's just that if this is the case, there must be an additional cooking stove in each room, otherwise it would be too wasteful to burn a fire for heating.With the stove hole, in the cold winter months, as long as you cook and boil water during the day, the accumulated heat is enough to keep you warm and sleep at night.

It's just that this kind of extra stove hole in the room means that it is likely to evolve into a situation where every household cooks by themselves in the future, but everyone has no objection to this arrangement.

As men and women began to pair up, although everyone still valued the group, the concept of family style gradually formed in people's minds.There has also been an uptick in human concern for our own private sphere.

Therefore, after having a stove hole, there are probably not many people who object to the proposal that you can’t eat a big pot of rice in cold weather and have to cook by yourself—not to mention that the young couple feel that this kind of intimacy feels good through the cold winter, even if they are single. Together, we can also grill barbecue.

And their envoy also said that a man who can cook is a good man.Even if Wu Di and Gong are together, are there still many women in the tribe looking at him with admiration?

So, after getting motivated, Wu Di finally succeeded in experimenting with the first kang bed.

After it was done, everyone couldn't wait to light the stove hole, and then sat on the kang beds that hadn't been covered with "mattresses" one by one to try it out.At the beginning, the temperature hadn't come up yet, and everyone didn't feel warm yet.When the temperature rose later, the people who sat on it were so hot that they were sweating.

"The weather is fine now, so we don't have to use this," and in order to save food, Wu Di now makes the tribe practice big pot rice. When the weather is too cold and it is inconvenient to go out, everyone will share the meat and vegetables with each family. Do it yourself, so these stove holes that heat up the kang can also be temporarily unused. "Now everyone knows how to make a kang bed. Taking advantage of the good weather these days, everyone will work harder to make things, and then try it out." Try to see if it can be used, so that if there is any problem in the middle, it can be solved earlier."

After what Wu Di said, those people who were sweating on the kang bed immediately got down and ran happily to the room they were allocated.

With the formwork, the kang beds and stove holes in other rooms were also completed in the next ten days - because the kang is made of soil mixed with sand and gravel, it is easier to carry and stack than stones.

When everything is done, everyone can say goodbye to the big tent and move into the warm house.

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Moving to a new house naturally requires a housewarming banquet.Although the primitive society did not have this custom, it does not prevent everyone from wanting to take this opportunity to have a big meal to relax the fatigue of the past few days and relieve the mood.

Seeing that everyone was so happy, Wu Di felt that such a party would be boring without wine, so he made pineapple wine made from pineapple some time ago (because grape wine needs to be added with sugar, and there is no time to pick grapes during this time) Come and let everyone drink.

Although it has only been stored for more than ten days and only passed the first step of fermentation, the taste of the wine is not strong, but very light, but it is already very delicious for primitive people who have never drank wine.Especially this thing has the unique sweetness of pineapple, even women and children drink it in big gulps.

Served with golden yellow croaker fried on both sides, steamed flounder with only scallions, ginger and salt, kelp stewed ribs, seaweed egg drop soup, cold cauliflower, and the best thing is the wild boar that was hunted, brushed with honey water The roasted suckling pig - because we found chili, so the grilled meat slices that are charred on the outside and tender on the inside are dipped in a dipping sauce mixed with minced garlic, salt, and chili noodles. If you want to swallow it, even if you don't like spicy food, there is also sour juice, dip it in, it is refreshing, delicious and relieves greasy.

In addition to these, Wu Di touched a lot of shells and oysters to roast and boil, and even fed a lot of oyster meat to Gong, which made Gong feel that if he burped, his mouth would smell of oysters.

This celebration lasted until the mid-heaven of the moon, and at the end when even the crackling and burning bonfire could not make it clear who was on the opposite side, everyone was staggering and ready to go back to rest-this was the first day Sleeping in the house at night, you can't miss it.

Wu Di was taken back by Gong Gong. I don’t know if it’s because the people in the tribe are so grateful to Wu Di, so after Wu Di accidentally made a toast, everyone took turns to drink with Wu Di—although Pineapple wine is not intoxicating, but Wu Di drank so much, and even ate a lot of those pineapple pieces with wine taste, so Gong, who didn't know Wu Di's drinking capacity, only thought that Wu Di was "drunk" ".

The hut was pitch-black, and even with the faint moonlight outside, it was hard to see the way.However, Gong's eyesight is very good. Not only did he put Wu Di on the bed, but he also took a basin of water, washed and scrubbed Wu Di, and covered him with a thin animal skin blanket. Only then did I run outside with water to rinse.

When Gong returned to the house covered in water vapor, the fleshy Yuanzi was also nestling obediently in the grass nest in the corner of the room, sleeping soundly-who made it greedy and greedy and ate several What about pineapple meat soaked in pineapple wine?

Gong yawned and was about to go to rest.It's just that after walking a few steps, he felt a little hot in his lower abdomen, and his body was also a little hot - obviously he just took a shower.

Probably because the room is too warm, Gong thought so.When he approached the bed, he realized that Wu Di had lifted the blanket and rubbed it aside like a bunch of rotten leaves, while he fell asleep with his hands and feet spread out in big characters.So Gong had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​going to bed immediately, but turned to the other side of the bed to put away the thin blanket.

But Gong didn't expect that just as soon as he touched the animal skin blanket, he felt dizzy, subconsciously took out the skills of fighting wild animals during hunting, and stretched out his hand——

"Oh!" Wu Di's screams sounded instantly.

"It hurts, my dear..." Gong rubbed his lower abdomen, his whole body became a shrimp, curled up on the edge of the bed, feeling like he was about to fall off.

"You, are you okay?" Gong Yi panicked when he saw that Wu Di was hurt, and immediately stretched out his hand to pull, "Where did I hit you just now? Let me rub it..."

Following Gong's strength, Wu Di was pulled over, and then pressed Gong's extended hand on his lower abdomen three times to the left and three times to the right.

"Yes, I'm sorry, I thought you fell asleep, so all of a sudden...why did you pull me all of a sudden?" Gong also got a little tempered by Wu Di's favor, but he didn't dare to aggravate the movements of his hands at all. of.

"It hurts, it hurts, I wish you could rub it down a little more..." Wu Di looked sloppy, he couldn't say that his head suddenly twitched, and he wanted to imitate those male protagonists in TV dramas Grab the heroine and push her down on the bed/sofa/floor, right?

Although his family's Gong is indeed much more docile than those women in the tribe, but he can't help him not to lose his temper when facing the twitching... He also hurt himself by playing... Ahem, Wu Di reckoned that if he said something, he would be killed by Gong with all kinds of condemning eyes.

"Is it better?" Sure enough, Gong was distracted by Wu Di's words, and gently let Wu Di hold his hand against his skin and rub it.

But, this position... why is it getting lower and lower?

"Fortunately, you only hit my stomach. If you go down a little bit, your future sex and happiness will be gone..." Wu Di is a typical person who remembers eating but not hitting. No, the pain in my stomach has just been relieved When I did, I immediately became distracted.

Although Gong's hands are not smooth due to work and hunting, and the knuckles of the fingers are obviously not as slender as a woman's, but the warm callused palms rubbed on his belly, and he really felt a lot of small pains. The sparks all slipped under Wu Di's lower abdomen in a "squeaky" manner.

Soon, because of the small spark of enthusiasm, the "invincible brother" under Wu Di also realized that the situation was urgent and had to be resolved.

Before Wu Di finished speaking, Gong's hand touched a long, hard object—he was already very familiar with this thing, because not only did he own it, but it also belonged to Wu Di.In the past few months, he has been in close contact countless times.However, it has never been like this before, just touching it, Gong felt like his whole body was on fire, it seemed that the little heat on his body had suddenly increased again.The whole person was in a daze.

Obviously it wasn't like this before.

Wu Di's eyes have adapted to the darkness. Although he can't see every subtle expression on Gong's face through the moonlight outside, he will never let go of the longing on his face.

Well, very good, it seems that oysters are indeed a good thing.

Thinking of this in his heart, Wu Di was still thinking about grabbing Gong's hand and rubbing it under him twice, and then quickly took off his and Gong's panties, ready to have sex - just kidding, after preparing for so long, come again Slow foreplay would be a waste of time.It just so happens that today is the night of the full moon, not only I am sorry for myself, but also I am sorry for those "dedicated" oysters!

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The author has something to say: I’m going to sing tomorrow, but I’ll insist on uploading the double update. Grab your claws—the class will start the day after tomorrow. This is a life-threatening rhythm...