[Crossing the Farm] The witch doctor rises up

Although Gong was very happy that he was admitted to participate in hunting by others, but his actual combat experience was too little, so he really couldn't participate in any activities for a while.

But it just so happens that the tribe has enough reserve grain and beef for a period of time, so during this time, Gong followed A Bao, Xiao Hei, Da Tou and drove them out to wander in the woods to make up for his belated loss. hunting lesson.

On the other hand, Wu Di, who is fully in the father-in-law mode, is completely in charge of Gong's three meals a day, which makes Gong so moved that he almost agrees (crossed out) with his body.

In addition to taking care of Gong and the wounded (the point is the patriarch who is still in a dead body and can’t move at all), Wu Di also has to teach the tribe how to store beef—especially after hearing Gong say that if the meat is left for a long time, it will rot. , When they wanted to eat the same thing, Wu Di kept a close eye on those clansmen who were in charge of storing meat, for fear that they would really accidentally get him rotten meat.

The stinky tofu tastes good when it becomes stinky, but only maggots like to eat it if the meat is stinky.Most importantly, rotten meat can make you sick if you eat it - as for the maggots growing on it, let them go away sooner.

Since there are many things that are not available, bacon or something is not considered.Although I thought about salting it, but because there is no refrigerator, it is easy to stink after a long time.

In the end, I flipped through it in my mind, and Wu Di planned to bring all the fallen women (...) to make the beef into the simplest and longest-lasting bacon jerky—beef jerky or something, in fact, as long as the beef is "dried" That's fine, haha, haha.

Wu Di’s method of making bacon is not the usual one—because even the homemade one needs sugar, oil, salt, chili powder, soy sauce, wine, etc., but now Wu Di has nothing but salt and ginger.

Therefore, Wu Di intends to use the one taught by the instructor who used to be a special soldier in the class of living in the wild... although it is indeed shabby and shabby.

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Although among this group of people, apart from the children, only Wu Di is a big man, but these women are not vegetarian.Soon, they lighted the fire with their hands and feet, and then compared Wu Di's movements, they also set up a few wooden stakes when they were half a meter above the fire, and placed a wooden board with these wooden stakes as the fulcrum. The "lattice" that rises.

The so-called "grid", because there is no bamboo here, so Wu Di can only find a long wooden stick that is two fingers thick, and then use flexible wicker to intersperse it to make it.

In fact, if you make this kind of thing as a rope, it is better to use vines, because after the vines are tied and knotted, as long as you pour some water on it, the vines will undergo a wonderful "change" - they will be entangled with each other tighten and become stronger.

However, the vines have to be found in the woods, and when Wu Di and Gong went to pick grapes that time, they didn’t find many vines—it’s better to keep them and let them work hard to produce grapes—so I used the more common of wicker instead.

After the "grid" is ready, put it on, and then you can put the meat.

In order to ensure the integrity of the cowhide, men who are not very good at knife skills will inevitably dig holes in the meat under the cowhide when using stone knives.So if you want to make full use of it, you must change the knife.

This is a lot of work. After all, stone knives are not particularly sharp, but the women never tire of it.

It took about an hour, and with the help of some men, all the temporarily unused beef was cut into thick, thin and evenly sized pieces of meat.They are slathered with salt and ready to smoke.

When the smoke rises, just cover the meat with a large leaf at the end-after all, it is not roasted with an open fire but smoked, of course, to ensure that the billowing smoke will not be blown away by the wind soon.

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Because there are not many women in the tribe, and bacon also has physical work-such as building shelves-so in addition to the men who stay behind without patrolling, the children in the tribe who can help with work are also involved By.

"Brother Wu Di, how long will this take?" Monkey asked, "lingering" on each bacon rack with his eyes, wishing he could start eating right away - although his stomach is actually full.

"The shortest time should be until tomorrow morning - but in order to make it dryer and longer, I think we have to wait a little longer." Wu Di used this method to cook smoked fish before - caught at night After cooking in this way, take it away as dry food the next morning.It's just that fish is obviously more tender and easier to cook than beef, so it probably takes longer to smoke.

However, it is certain that it can be stored for a long time after it is made.

"Wow, is this true?" The monkey jumped up and down looking at the meat and screamed excitedly, wishing that the time would pass quickly, and the results would be accepted tomorrow, "Bai, when it's done tomorrow, you can eat this I'll eat this one..." The monkey stretched its neck to look under the "grid" and said happily, "I think these two pieces are the biggest and the most delicious."

Although I have no plans to find a woman yet, as a man...or a boy's instinct makes the monkey dialogue better.

Although he is still in the stage where he likes you and will bully you.

"I want to leave it for Brother Wu Di and Brother to eat." Besides her brother Hui, the little girl Bai likes and admires the most handsome Wu Di who saved her brother's life—although she still She is a little girl, but in a few years she will be able to find a man.

Don't think she doesn't know, many women in the tribe who don't have men want to live with Brother Wu Di—look at the situation that as soon as Brother Wu Di appears, there will be three or four women surrounding him. Not every time when this kind of situation happened, Lihua would stay with Brother Wu Di in all likelihood. Maybe Brother Wu Di had been dragged to the bushes in the forest to "sleep" by the women of the tribe.

However, Bai thinks that Lihua is not quite worthy of Brother Wu Di... Well, how should I put it, although Lihua is the most beautiful in the tribe (Ms. Bai firmly believes that she will be prettier than Lihua when she grows up), but Wu Brother Di did not look at Lihua like those men in the tribe.

Well, could it be that brother Wu Di is waiting for Bai to grow up?

"What are you thinking about?" A hit on the head, although it didn't hurt, made Bai a little unhappy, "What are you doing, monkey?!"

"I thought you were bent over by the 'Mahu'...you just laughed silly." The monkey made a grimace.

As soon as he heard "Mahu", Bai's face changed - in the legend of the tribe, Mahu is a very vicious thing, it likes to abduct children and eat them "cracking" and "cracking" fingers and toes——she kicked the monkey's calf angrily: "You've just been possessed by the 'Mahu'! Why are you so annoying!"

Although he kicked the monkey, Bai didn't run away, and the monkey was rough and thick and didn't feel the pain from being kicked just now - there were no such things as shoes at this time, and the girl's fleshy feet Kicking the boy's hard calf doesn't have much attack power——still grinning: "Yes, yes, I am the 'Ma Tiger', and I want to arrest you! Ahhhhhhh?"

Just as he was about to pounce forward, the monkey felt a stiff arm on his waist, and then he flew into the air.You don't need to look back, you know it is: "Go! You bastard, let me go! Be careful when I grow up and get revenge!"

Woohoo, how much he missed Kai who was injured before, he didn't dare to move while lying down, whatever he said, he didn't seem so hateful now!

"Are you bullying Bai again?" Listen!Listen to what this is saying?What is "again"?What is "bullying"?Ha, Bai Shihui's younger sister is not the younger sister of this guy, okay? !Why are you so lenient in your nostalgia!

The monkey who was clamped under the armpit and could only move its legs in vain was very upset.

"I'll take this monkey home and clean it up." After saying this, Kai ignored the monkey's shouts and walked away.

"The relationship between the two of them is really good." said Gong who also went hunting in the woods with Kai, and came back at this time.

"……"Feeling good?Where did you see that the two of them have a good relationship?The corners of Wu Di's mouth twitched, and he decided to change the topic, "What's your harvest today?"

"Look, it's a rabbit with long ears!" Gong was very excited when he mentioned this, he took out his own rabbit from behind, very happy, "Although it's not big, it's enough for the two of us to eat."

Because there is a supply of beef in the tribe, so when going out to hunt during this period, as long as it is not a large prey, small prey is privately owned-with the skin.

"Gong is really amazing!" Wu Di praised without hesitation—this is the third time for Gong to hunt, and he will see that he can catch rabbits—this is not something ordinary people can do.It was Wu Di himself, who was able to venture into the wild after studying with a professional wilderness survival master for more than a month.As for hunting, although the results are not bad, they are all based on better weapons.Just like how Gong was able to "chasing and intercepting" a rabbit by relying on the stone spear, Wu Di said that this cliff is a talent, a talent!

Listening to Wu Di's words, seeing the other party's serious appearance, Gong was stunned, and his face blushed unconsciously.

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The author has something to say: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!I finally posted before midnight hahaha! !

Don't worry, as a small gong, Brother Invincible will definitely "awaken" before Bi Gong~

Shazi found the reason for Cavin these days—because there are so many things I want to write but I don’t know where to start or how to make them coherent... Cough cough, Shasha will do some sorting out these days...

The subtitle is a spoof [Is it my fault for being handsome and rich!] ?

ps: Thank you very much Qiu Da for your information [refined]!Shazi will definitely use this in the article [Tiger Attack!Great work! 【Continue to slobber kiss~

Thank you for catching bugs simply and easily~ Sand has been modified, ╭(╯3╰)╮

XD rotated [-] degrees, doesn't it look like a very happy person?

The wild beef that Shasha refers to is fresh and tender after being fried [although it is also judged according to the taste of fried beef]. Even if it is a little firmer, in the mouths of Xiaogong Xiaoshou who have eaten raw meat, the fried meat should be good. Raw meat should be chewy, it will naturally feel "fresh and tender", right? QVQ...

If there are still people who think that this is not enough, then... just think that they all used "Lantian Liu Bi Cure" to eat and smell good [from PIA~

As for pig offal, Shazi thinks pig liver is pretty good, at least for iron~

In fact, after eating in the school cafeteria, everything is delicious QVQ【打地