Dregs and dregs, you should be the dregs [Quick Transmigration]

After Wang Ben recovered from his injury, it happened to be the day of the autumn outing.

He stood motionless in front of Cheng Qing, and could only repeat one sentence, "I will follow Lord Hou and escort him all the way."

Cheng Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Emperor Mu is going on tour, there are so many escorts, you are not missing." Wang Ben's eyebrows were deep, "That's different, Lord Hou can't live without me."

Cheng Qing couldn't say no to him, but was always stopped by the young man when he wanted to leave, so he had to turn around and report to Marquis Chu, waiting for instructions.

"Wang Ben"

Cheng Qing nodded, "He must follow. The subordinates can't persuade me. I don't know what Master Hou wants."

"Although people are stupid, they are somewhat useful."

Cheng Qing was stunned, what does Lord Hou mean by this.

Chu Lan lowered her head to trace a painting, without turning her body around, she said flatly, "In that case, let him go."

After Cheng Qing took the order to retreat, he relayed the words to Wang Ben, who patted the young man on the shoulder, "Master Hou, this is a reminder to you, sober up in the future, and don't make any more aggressive behaviors."

Wang Ben honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake, and sincerely repented. After Cheng Qing left, he sat on a chair and poured himself a cup of hot tea, took a few sips, and then smiled.

Hitting is love, scolding is love, and you dare to tell your subordinates that he is stupid, Lord Hou, you are really like a proud prey, just waiting to be caught and educated.

Wang Ben licked the corner of his lips, he was very happy to be this hunter.

Jiang Yuan has been waiting for Qiuyou.

If he can't show his incompetence in the early court, then there are always many ways to reduce the emperor's prestige outside.

For example, forcibly robbing civilian women

Mu's folk customs are relatively open, there is no custom of a boudoir girl not leaving the door, and not stepping in between. He deliberately chose to get out of the carriage near a woman who was walking alone.

Jiang Yuan thought about it, when he strikes, he must be sure of the speed, if he really hurts the other party, he can't do it. Before he could figure out what to do, the woman suddenly turned her head and looked.

Jiang Yuan quickly showed the appearance of a libertine, staring at the woman lewdly.

He mulled his tone, and said to the attendants, "This one looks good, take her"

Before she finished speaking, the woman walked towards this side with lotus steps, her steps were so steady that the jewelry on her head didn't even sway in the slightest.

Jiang Yuan looked at the other party coming to him in a little surprise, Yingying Fu saluted, and said softly, "My emperor is visiting in secret." Jiang Yuan subconsciously nodded slightly.

The woman took another step forward shyly, and asked, "Then can I go to the girl's house and sit down, it's not far away."

I'm scared, I want to go home

Jiang Yuan put on a very sophisticated look, "Your parents are still at home, so I won't go."

It's a good time to start outside

The woman blushed and said in a low voice, "It happens that there is no one at Minnv's house. After my emperor has gone, it will be very convenient for me to do anything." He didn't react for a while.

Immediately afterwards, other passing women began to show dissatisfaction.

"Who is that, do you recommend yourself like this? Didn't you see that we are all reserved?"

"Too bad rules, how often does my emperor come out, don't scare people away"

"Inviting my emperor to your house in broad daylight, what are you so worried about?"

The quarrel between the women became louder and louder, and after a while, there were men's voices mixed in, which could be heard endlessly.

Jiang Yuan took a deep breath and slowly returned to the carriage.

He lowered the curtain and tried his best to ignore the crowd running behind the carriage, throwing handkerchiefs and flowers.

He couldn't help but hold his forehead and ponder, could it be that his facial expression was wrong just now?

Isn't that kind of playful and radish expression well deduced?

Lin Zhangyuan of the Imperial Academy was fortunate to travel with him. Before leaving, Prime Minister Zhang Chengzhi specially told him to keep a close eye on Marquis Chu, and don't let Emperor Mu have a good rest and take care of his body.

It’s just that in the current situation, it’s hard to complete the task even if you think about it. It’s fine to see what Mu Di just did to get off the carriage, talk to the women of the people, and understand the people’s sentiments. Then, perhaps at this time, Marquis Chu couldn't bear to get into Emperor Mu's carriage. Lin Zhangyuan was thinking, and while looking back to observe Marquis Chu, he suddenly found that the horse on the other side was empty. .

what about people

Jiang Yuan had no choice but to give up the goal of flirting with girls, and was thinking about how to make good use of the opportunity of this autumn outing to advance the progress of the task. When he raised his eyes, he saw someone jumping into the carriage.

Jiang Yuan frowned slightly, "This is Chuhou"

Chu Lan smiled slightly, "I'm a little worried, whether my emperor is surprised."

Jiang Yuan said calmly, "It's nothing serious, you go down first."

However, Chu Lan took out a painting, "This is the work that I painted overnight. The journey was a bit boring. I would like to invite my emperor to taste it, as a pastime."

Chu Hou is famous for both calligraphy and painting, and is famous all over the world. It can be said that a word is worth a lot of money, and a painting is hard to find.

Jiang Yuan also knew that this person was the most talented person in the world, but he didn't have much interest in appreciating paintings. Just as he was about to refuse, he heard Chu Lanqing say, "This is a work that I have drawn with great care and strokes. I hope My emperor can take a look at it." Jiang Yuan suddenly thought that ruthlessly slandering the tribute that the other party has offered with all his heart, and ridiculing this person for being flattering and not doing a proper job, can also increase the value of bad feelings.

He calculated carefully, making sure that the consequences should be able to extinguish Chuhou's blood with cold water, and after he became disheartened, he calmly said, "Then open it and have a look."

Chu Lan's cold eyebrows and eyes suddenly became a little more cheerful, and it seemed that she really cared about this painting.

That's fine, Jiang Yuan intends to just take a look at it, and then start to criticize the bad technique, the color doesn't match, etc. The stricter it is, the more helpful it will be for the completion of the task.

A roll of graceful and lifelike paintings was unfolded and presented in front of Jiang Yuan's eyes.

After a while.

"what is this."

"My emperor is satisfied with the picture scroll carefully drawn by the minister"

"The Two People Without Clothes"

"My painting skills are humble, I can't perfectly outline my emperor's handsome face, please forgive me"

"And this pose"

"My emperor wants to try"

Jiang Yuan tried to breathe calmly, and reached out to snatch the painting.

Chu Lan quickly rolled up the scroll and held it behind her back.

Jiang Yuan said calmly, "Give me the painting."

Chu Lan shook her head lightly, "Your Majesty, there is no need to worry. This painting is not finished yet, it is just a pose. I plan to make a series of paintings, and I will only show my Majesty quietly in the future."

He was noncommittal about this, and stretched out his hand to take it, but Chu Hou dodged it sideways.

The space inside the carriage was not big, and the moment the two of them moved, it seemed to be getting narrower and narrower.

Outside, Lin Zhangyuan looked at the swaying carriage, which seemed to be a little fierce, and couldn't help cursing inwardly. Chuhou's endurance is too bad. Now that so many people are seeing it, how can he explain to Prime Minister Zhang when he goes back? The hot springs in the suburbs of Beijing haven't arrived yet, so can't I let my emperor have a good rest?

Everyone took a few steps away from the carriage, and the young men and women who followed behind couldn't help covering their faces, whispering to their companions shyly.

Although Chu Hou's monopolistic behavior made many people feel uncomfortable, but the previous rumors that Emperor Mu was unwell made people worry all the time.

Looking at it now, those rumors were just rumors after all, and Mudi's health is still quite good, and the shock has not stopped for a long time, which shows that he is in high spirits.

In the car, after finally snatching the painting, Jiang Yuan took a breath, and opened the curtain to see where the carriage had gone, but all the people looked at him with relief.

Chu Lan leaned forward, his clothes seemed disheveled, his handsome face even fainted a little, he leaned gently against Jiang Yuan, glanced out casually, and gracefully raised his hand to put the curtain on it. down.

Jiang Yuan didn't know why, so he subconsciously hid the painting back, so as not to be snatched back by the other party.

Outside the carriage, men and women are almost crazy.

"It must be a demonstration"

"If you asked me to invite my emperor home just now, how could I let the Marquis of Chu succeed?"

"It's too much, in broad daylight, just give us eye drops like this."

"God is pitiful, bullying people"