Miss Ranbu is very unhappy

The light in the early morning sprinkled into the earth, making the morning dew formed at night crystal clear.

After Miss Ranpo finished washing, she lay on the door of Edogawa Ranpo's room and said in a low voice, "Ranpo?"

Luanbu in the room did not respond, and the tone of Luanbu lying on the door gradually became more lively: "Luan Bu Bu?"

Still no one responded.

Oops, it's normal for Luanbu to enter Luanbu's own room. After listening to the movement in his room, Miss Luanbu, who still didn't receive a response, squeezed in along the sliding door. The room, and instantly hooked the door with his foot.

Even if a cat falls to the ground, it will adjust its posture in mid-air, and ensure that it will be understated and quiet when it lands. At most, it will flick its tail slightly and glance at the dumbfounded Twolegs.

Miss Ranpo is not a cat, but perhaps it is because of the similarity in cuteness. When she bounces into the room, she can only see her jumping range and swaying hair tail visually. Acoustically get a little movement when moving.

This may also be an insignificant little characteristic that every Ranbu has. When Miss Ranbu was lying on the door just now, she didn't hear a little movement inside the door, but even if there was silence inside the door, Miss Ranbu would never I believe that Ranpo Edogawa is really indulging in sleep and having no intention of playing around.

She threw herself at the foot of the bed: "Random steps?"

The quilt on the bed was puffed up in balls, shaking at this moment, but Edogawa Ranpo still didn't speak.

Miss Luanbu expressed her understanding, and walked around the room very happily, finding out all kinds of hidden snacks.

In the quiet room, the clicking sound of the potato chips being bitten was very obvious. Miss Luanbu swayed her legs while biting. After eating a bag of potato chips, she finally dealt with the abnormal situation with satisfaction.

She flung herself on the bed and said cheerfully: "Random steps!"

Unexpectedly, it didn't pounce on the human body that should have shrunk to fill the entire quilt, and the quilt was a bit empty, and it was squashed all of a sudden.

No, it can't be said to be crushed, because there are other things inside, some kind of bad animal was crushed, and it let out a dissatisfied cry: "Meow——"

It was a lazily and a little impatient meow. Before the protracted meow was completely finished, the cat in question realized something was wrong and fell silent.

Miss Luanbu also fell silent, she maintained the posture of throwing herself on the quilt ball, her skirt still hanging down her thighs.

The room was quiet for a while, and Miss Luanbu, who had just eaten a bag of potato chips, said slowly, "Luanbu, it's too much."

She opened the quilt a little, and poked her head in to see that the quilt was dark and dark. Normally, humans can't see clearly, but Miss Ranbu's nose rubbed against the fluffy part, and she felt it too. When the cat in the quilt suddenly exploded.

Miss Ranpo: ...

Miss Luanbu pulled her head back calmly, her narrowed eyes turned into a more solid line, vividly expressing the displeasure of her master, she breathed out a deep breath, and quickly put her hand into the quilt, Fish out an Edogawa cat.

Edogawa Maomao wears a detective hat on his head. This detective hat is a perfect size when he is a human, but it is a bit too big for him as a cat.

Normally, the right-sized detective hat Miss Ranpo wears was made by Haruno Haruko, and Edogawa Ranpo obviously turned into a cat by staying alone in the bedroom, so he can only wear his own detective hat.

Oh no, it's not a detective hat, it's a cat's nest, if the pose is right.

"Ranbu is too much." Miss Luanbu looked at the cat she lifted with thick and solid eyes.

The cat's eyes were also narrowed, and the thickness of the solid line was about the same as that of Miss Ranbu. He flicked his tail, and lazily spit out a series of cat language: "Meow meow meow meow."

Similar to Miss Ranpo's cat, Edogawa's cat's fur is snow-white, and its eyes must also be green, but since both Ranpo's eyes are squinted, it is impossible to see clearly.

This time, the quilt ball was really empty. Miss Ranpo leaned back and easily flattened the whole ball. Then she held Edogawa Maomao to her chest according to her posture, and sighed heavily. Tone: "Although this detective is the No.1 detective in the world, I can't understand cat language at all."

After a pause, she continued to add in a low tone: "That doesn't mean you can meow meowing meaninglessly, it's too much to walk in disorder."

So much so that Miss Ranpo's lively tail sound hangs down, and she can only swing her tail low like a pendulum.

Edogawa Maomao lay quietly on her chest, the swaying arc of the cat's tail was more hesitant than the swaying arc of the cat's tail that Miss Ranpo was about to materialize.

I heard that cats can't control their own tails. Edogawa Cat's fluffy tail turned a corner and clung to the cat obediently. In the process, it inevitably swept Miss Ranpo in a big way.

He struggled a bit, jumped off Miss Luanbu, and continued to lie down lazily beside him, the arc of his narrowed eyes was thicker than all the cat whiskers combined: "How many times have I said not to get too close, It's so stupid to walk around."

Miss Luanbu understood the series of meows without any hindrance, and instantly retorted: "This detective is not stupid, but if he is stupid, he is Luanbu."

No matter what I say, it seems to be talking about myself, I will never be stupid, I am the No.1 detective in the world!

Miss Luanbu, who was wearing a detective hat, turned over and turned into a prone position, she held her chin and shook her chin in a logical way: "When I gave you the cat mask, you didn't say you would wear it to play, that's obviously a mess. walking toys!"

"Yes, that's Ranpo's toy!" This time it was Edogawa Ranpo's turn to play/fiddle with the language game, and he played/fiddled very skillfully.

These are not the most important, anyway, the cat mask is her own, Miss Ranpo doesn't care very much, what she cares about is another thing: "Even if you become a cat, yesterday's agreement has been reached, and all the snacks of Ranbu are Disorderly pace!"

hey, wait.

The movement of her shaking her legs slowed down, because she had been thinking about whether to use Edogawa cats to please the president, and deduced the president's follow-up reaction and whether she was happy, so she didn't think about another thing, such as...

"How can cats eat snacks and desserts! Don't Call〗 阋逭 said, "This is absolutely not allowed!" "

It's really righteous words and worries about the cat's body. If you restrain the instantly lively tone and body movements, it's really just that.

Edogawa Maomao didn't overreact. He looked up at Miss Ranbu, shook the cat's beard, and let out a series of meaningless meows: "Meow meow."

This response was rather perfunctory.

Miss Ranpo cheered: "Ranbu who fulfills the promise is the cutest!"

She put her arms around the cat and tossed and turned on the bed.

The entire room is covered with tatami mats, so it is not a big deal to get out of the bed. Miss Ranbu held the cat, turned from the left side of the room to the right side of the room, turned the direction with her legs, and then turned from the right side of the room. Roll sideways to the left of the room, and so on.

Edogawa Maomao frowned: "Meow!"

Miss Ranpo also imitated fried hair: "Meow!"

Then he couldn't help laughing, and while laughing, he moved Edogawa Maomao's position from his chest to his cheeks, and rubbed his fair cheeks against the opponent's soft belly covered with white fluff.

Edogawa Maomao paused for a moment, and the action of blowing hair became more vivid, and said loudly: "Meow meow!"

This series of rapid meows was automatically ignored by Miss Luanbu, she shook her head and said, "I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand cat language."

"Ranbu can say it again~"

The warm breath also sprinkled on the cat's fur. Edogawa Maomao controlled the tips of its claws and prevented them from sticking out, and then pressed the paw pads on Miss Ranpo's cheeks, frantically resisting and pushing away from this close touch.

Excessively lively laughter and long meows came out of the room, and deliberately aggravated footsteps sounded outside the door, but they were perfectly blocked by the noise inside.

Fukuzawa Yukichi pushed the door open, and saw the messy bedding, Miss Ranpo in disheveled clothes, and the fluffy white cat lying on Miss Ranpo's neck.

He was silent for a second.

Miss Ranpo and Edogawa Maomao, who finally heard the sound, struggled to raise their heads while playing with each other, and were stunned.

The fluffy snow-white cat's tail flicked, and flung it to Miss Luanbu's lips. She subconsciously took a bite, and her eyes gradually widened.

After tossing and wrestling with Edogawa's cat just now, her detective hat has slipped down a bit, covering most of her forehead, and the fluffy cat's tail that was caught covered the lower half of her face. Covered, only the green eyes exposed.

Maomao Edogawa and Yukichi Fukuzawa looked at each other calmly for a few seconds, then moved their paws, oh, they were on Miss Ranpo's neck and cheeks.

He moved his hind paws again, oh, they were a little above Miss Luanbu's upper waist.

Edogawa Maomao: ...

The green-eyed snow-white cat licked its whiskers, he turned his head away, and buried his head on Miss Ranbu's neck, not looking at the calm and frightening president, pretending that he was really a cat.

After a few seconds, he said: "... Meow."

Miss Ranpo blinked, moved Edogawa's cat, buried her cheek on the cat, pretending that she was also an innocent cat: "...Meow."

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