This fox was not born to me
Chapter 1
In the deep sea, in the magnificent Dragon Palace of the Dragon Clan.
Wearing a dragon crown and a red dress, a handsome man with elegant demeanor sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the little golden dragon who was on the last day of the catastrophe on the bed without blinking.
This tribulation period is a hurdle that every dragon of the Dragon Clan has to go through.Even if it is an adult dragon, if it survives, it will never wake up.
Standing next to the man, Prime Minister Turtle took the "Auspicious" sign that he had just drawn and said, "Your Highness, the old turtle just made a fortune teller for His Highness. The period will definitely pass smoothly, so you don’t have to worry too much.”
His Majesty Yuan Qi retorted without raising his head: "If the Dragon God said this, why hasn't Yuanli woke up yet?"
Prime Minister Turtle: "..." I have to ask Dragon God.
This handsome man is Yuan Qi, His Royal Highness of the Dragon Clan. Although he is still young—only a few thousand years old, his cultivation is already at the peak of the Tribulation Stage.Not only in the world of comprehension, where human immortal cultivators and monster immortal cultivators coexist, everyone has to work hard to build a foundation from Qi training, experience foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, Huashen, crossing catastrophe, golden immortal, and saint. He is considered a rare outstanding person, and even ranks third in the list of the best Taoist companions in the cultivation world.
This list of the best Taoist couple candidates in the comprehension world is generally recognized by immortal cultivators. The top ten people on the list are all top-notch in terms of appearance, status, and ability.
For example, Yan Ze, the ancient ten-tailed demon fox who ranked first in this ranking, not only has outstanding appearance among the fox clan known for its beauty, it is said that he has already surpassed the level of a saint in the cultivation world and has become a demigod.Tens of thousands of years ago, when the demons provoked a war between humans, demons, and demons in the comprehension world, he defeated the demons with one enemy and ten thousand, and became famous in the three worlds.
For example, Yuan Li, the Second Dragon Highness in this ranking, is not only the younger brother of Yuan Qi with the same father and mother, but also the only golden dragon in the Dragon Clan for thousands of years. His blood is rare, he can fight fried chicken, and it is said that he can also solve problems. After the war ten thousand years ago, the problem of the increasing lack of aura in the cultivation world has attracted much attention.Coupled with that face that is more delicate and beautiful than the female immortal cultivators, it was pushed to the second place on the list by many male immortal cultivators.
Female Immortal Cultivator: Angry and helpless.
Yuan Qi's appearance and ability are also top-notch, but because the dragon clan ranks them in gold, blue, red, black, and white, he is a little bit inferior in blood as a green dragon of the dragon clan, ranking third.
At this time, the number two on the list was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, with a round and cute head, a fat and short body, shiny and shiny scales, and short and small wings on the back, according to the eyes of Prime Minister Turtle who likes to suck cubs Look, this seems to be the most beautiful cub of the Dragon Clan.
If there are any shortcomings, there is only one: you can only look at it, you can't suck it, and you can't touch it.
Yuan Qi looked at the disorganized aura on Yuanli's body, and was considering whether to spend some spiritual energy in the past, but the fluctuations in the spiritual energy on Yuanli's body suddenly disappeared, and his cultivation suddenly jumped from the elementary level of transforming gods to the perfection of transcending tribulation, crossing the threshold of transformation. Consummation of God, Peak of Transformation God, Primary Level of Overcoming Tribulation.
Yuan Qi, who had been guarding for a long time, finally breathed a sigh of relief.Having been envious of his younger brother's chubby body for a long time, he stretched out a slender finger to poke Jinlong's belly.
Sure enough, I got fat.
Then pinch the little wings.
Feel better.
"Snapped."
Jin Long's dream was disturbed, and he pawed away impatiently.
Yuan Qi looked at the back of his hand that was slapped red, and complained to Prime Minister Gui on the surface, but in fact he showed off: "It seems that the golden dragon will not only survive the adulthood like other dragons without dying or getting hurt, but also improve its cultivation and strengthen its body. "Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to injure him at the peak of the Tribulation Transcendence Stage with a single paw.
Prime Minister Gui is as good as he is, and he is very skillful in flattering: "Your Highness is a golden dragon that our dragon clan rarely encounters in thousands of years. The last day of the term is also the most critical day, and I deliberately kept it from early morning until now."
Yuan Qi insisted: "I don't care about him, it's just that my parents are unreliable and have traveled all over the world. If I don't look at him again, when he wakes up and finds that everything in his Dragon Palace is gone, he will have to take the whole thing away in the end." The world of comprehension has been turned upside down."
Prime Minister Gui smiled and stroked the two beards around his mouth, and fell silent: Who in the whole cultivation world doesn't know that His Royal Highness the Dragon Clan protects a certain golden dragon the most?
Yuan Li, who didn't know that his Dragon Palace was stolen, muttered in his sleep: "Baby, don't run away! I think it's mine!"
Hearing this, Yuan Qi couldn't hold back and took off the glazed beads on his waist and handed them into his paws: "Here you are."
In the next second, Yuan Li acted delightedly: "Give me a sip and I'll pay you back!"
Yuan Qi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Yuan Li was still thinking about those furry monsters in his sleep, took away the glass beads in a fit of anger, and even pinched his dragon beard to scratch his nose.
"Hah!" Yuan Li woke up from a sneeze, opened his eyes and glanced around in a daze, ignoring the room full of guards, maidservants and Prime Minister Gui, before he fully woke up, he rolled towards Yuan Qi, with one paw Hooking his little finger to act coquettishly, one paw fiddled with the glazed bead on his waist: "Brother Huang, you came to see me? Your bead is so beautiful, I haven't seen it before."
Yuan Qi looked at the short, chubby little golden dragon in front of him acting coquettishly, those golden vertical pupils that were more beautiful than jewels looked at him with a smile, his little tail flicked happily, and he almost couldn't help sending the beads out again .Fortunately, his willpower is firm: "Do you still know that I am your brother? You have been sleeping for a hundred years. Did you never dream of me once in your dreams, and you only dreamed of those furry monsters?"
When Yuan Li heard the sour tone, he immediately expressed his loyalty: "How is it possible? In my dreams, I often dream that the emperor is giving me treasures! Gold sparkles, night pearls, glass cups! They all exist!"
Yuan Qi snorted coldly: "That's all I can do."
Yuan Li knew that Yuan Qi couldn't deal with Fluffy because of his childhood experience, so he quickly stuffed his little wings into his palm: "Here, pinch it twice for you. Don't get angry after pinching."
The dragon shape of the dragon family is the same as the legendary tiger beard and hyena tail. It is as long as a snake, has scales like a fish, horns like a deer, and claws like an eagle. It can walk and fly.Only Yuanli is a bit special. In addition to this form, he also has a dragon shape that has never been seen in the cultivation world and is only mentioned in the ancient dragon books: the dragon's head looks slightly smaller and more cute than ordinary dragons, but the body is bigger. It has changed from a long strip to a short strip, and the belly looks round, and there is an extra pair of wings on the back.
Yuan Li liked his second form very much since he was a child. He used his cute little dragon form to act coquettish and playful all the year round, and repeatedly escaped the punishment of the dragon father and the high priest.Or contribute your own little wings and chubby belly, and make people happy with a pinch or two.
Yuan Qi squeezed it three times, and only felt relieved after making sure that he was in good health.When he was about to pinch for the fourth time, Yuan Li retracted his wings angrily, and looked at him with puffy face.
The villain Yuan Qi complained first: "I'm still angry, why are you angry?"
Yuan Li was wronged: "Okay, three hits, three hits."
Who made me a big belly dragon?The kind that can hold a boat in your belly.
Yuan Li woke up full of energy, fluttering the little wings on his back, pretending to use the wings to drive his round body to fly, and shuttled among the tassels on the edge of the bed.
Seeing that he was full of energy, Yuan Qi twitched the corner of his mouth, and deliberately said: "Aren't you wondering why you woke up with me instead of in your Dragon Palace?"
Yuan Li tilted his head, taking it for granted: "Brother Huang, you like to watch me sleep and secretly pinch my stomach and little wings while I'm sleeping, so you brought me here?" After finishing speaking, he turned around and flapped his little wings Slap him twice.
It's just saying: I think you just envy me for being cute!
Yuan Qi naturally ignored this fact, and said with a solemn expression: "No, it's because your Dragon Palace was stolen, so I took you back to my Dragon Palace."
Prime Minister Gui, who was standing by the side, heard the explanation, his eyes almost fell out, and he tried his best to hint at the side: Why did you say this to the little highness when he just woke up and was full of energy?
"A thief?" Yuan Li couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? Who dares to steal from me?!"
Who doesn't know that I am the top dragon (group favorite)?
Yuan Qi: "I don't dare to do it one or two, but the remnants of the demon clan are very good at bewitching monsters. Why wouldn't they dare to get together?"
Yuan Li was in a hurry: "Then where are those little thieves now? What is my Dragon Palace like now?"
Yuan Qi: "Those little thieves have been cleaned up, except for a few things, most of the others are fine, and your Dragon Palace has also been rested."
When Yuan Li heard it, he immediately became vigilant: "A small part? Then the golden glitter embedded in the walls of my Dragon Palace are all there?"
Yuan Qi stretched out his hand.
Yuan Qi pursed her mouth and put her tail in his palm.
Yuan Qi replied while pinching: "The phoenixes who watched the excitement burned them down, and they took some away and pinched them into little phoenixes and put them in the phoenix forest."
Prime Minister Gui coughed desperately: You can talk less, besides, your highness is impatient.
Yuan Li was indeed impatient: "Then what about my night pearl that is bigger than my head? Where is the pearl that my father gave me to marry my wife?"
Yuan Qi: "I was picked up by a white tiger and taken away as a ball. I went to ask for it, but they said they picked it up and refused to give it to me. As for the Lingzhu... I don't know where it is now."
Prime Minister Gui hurriedly said, "The Patriarch of the White Tiger Clan saw that his cub liked that night pearl so much, so he exchanged it with a treasured sword."
After speaking, he took out the sword from the wall of the bedroom and handed it over: "Look, the ancient treasure..." the sword.
Prime Minister Gui didn't finish his sentence, Yuan Li slammed his paw down, and the ancient sword broke in two.
The culprit licked his paw, with a look of contempt on his face: "An ancient treasure can't stand my claws. This is when I want to fight with someone. Will I be chased and beaten with this toy?"
You are a golden dragon!
Even the old slave's tortoise shell, which can withstand the real fire of the phoenix, can't withstand your random paws!
I didn't see that you just casually slapped the paw of the Highness, is the back of the rough and fleshy hand of the Highness swollen?
Prime Minister Turtle was bitter, but Prime Minister Turtle dared not say it.
Because the more he said, the more fallacies he made.
Yuanli couldn't deal with the little thief, who was worried that he had no strength and no place to use him. Now he heard his belligerent attributes immediately revealed: "Hmph! I think they did it on purpose, and they took advantage of the opportunity to rob me when I wasn't around! Now that I'm awake, let's see what I can do." Clean them up."
Yuan Qi didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "What should be cleaned up must be cleaned up, but we must also pay attention to propriety."
Yuan Li was not happy anymore, he didn't even pinch his tail, and quickly retracted it, barking at him fiercely: "What are you doing? Are you going to stop me?"
Yuan Qi: "Just don't beat him to death, save your breath, and it will be easier to bargain when the time comes for compensation."
Yuanli: "Hmph!" You are wise!
When Yuanli was so happy that he flew over the deep sea and yelled, Prime Minister Gui immediately frowned upon hearing the provocative Longyin: "Your Highness, why didn't you persuade me just now? If you let Your Highness just go out like this, I am afraid that this cultivation world will not be peaceful."
Yuan Qi: "Heh, when did the world of comprehension ever be at peace? Those hairy ones have deep scheming minds, and they are suffocating in their hearts every day."
Prime Minister Turtle: "Huh?"
Why did the old turtle hear a sour smell?
After Yuan Li groaned, while Yuan Qi was talking to Prime Minister Gui and didn't notice him, he picked up the broken sword and flew away.
It was too late for Prime Minister Gui's speed to stop him.
Yuan Qi: "Let him go. Before he was an adult, few people could beat him. Now that he is an adult, it's time to test his results."
Prime Minister Gui: "But Lao Gui always feels uneasy in his heart."
He wasn't afraid that Yuanli would be bullied, he was worried that he had bullied too many people, and his old heart couldn't bear it for a while.
Yuan Qi saw what Prime Minister Gui was thinking, and said sarcastically, "My younger brother, Yuan Qi, is the only golden dragon in the cultivation world. If they want to survive, they should make offerings to their ancestors."
The author has something to say: good luck
Yuanli: I have special money-making (touching porcelain) skills
Xiao Gong appeared briefly, wow ha ha ha.Little cuties, pass by and collect it _(:з」∠)_
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Song Bo has been a marginal figure among the princes since he was a child. He has no power, no power, no space and beauty.
When the emperor died and his brothers were vying for power, he woke up and turned into an orange cat.
Milky white, with a big face and super short legs.
"Meow meow?!" God damn me? !
Song Bo was worried about Dong Chuang's incident, and was about to run away for his life, but he bumped into the regent's feet.
The man with the most distinguished status in the Daju Dynasty squatted down, and hugged Song Bo by the neck: "It's really fat, is this the lunch prepared by the imperial dining room for the king?"
It's over, the regent's eyes are not working well at a young age.
Song Bo shrunk his round belly hard, hugged the man's palm with two claws and kissed: "Look at me, I'm skinny!"
It turned out later that orange cats have [-] other ways to eat besides lunch: kissing the cat’s ears, sucking on the cat’s tail, and burying the belly when tired…
The Great Orange Dynasty has a secret decree that has been passed down for hundreds of years. According to legend, the more princes who meet the requirements, the more able to lead the dynasty to prosperity:
First, the rounder the face, the better.
Second, the shorter the calves, the better.
Third, the more powdery the meat pad, the better.
Song Bo looked at the secret decree in front of him, and felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee: all hit.
The young general likes to pinch his meat pads the most, the beautiful prime minister likes to watch him run with his short legs, and someone likes to kiss him because of washing his face and brushing his teeth!
small theater:
Historian: "Your Majesty, may I ask how you calm down the world and subdue people's hearts?"
Song Bo tilted his head, opened his eyes wide and let out a "meow": rely on talent!
The historian covered his chest and wiped the blood from his nose: "I understand."
Brush brush.
I saw the official historian write down with a serious face: relying on being cute.
Wearing a dragon crown and a red dress, a handsome man with elegant demeanor sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the little golden dragon who was on the last day of the catastrophe on the bed without blinking.
This tribulation period is a hurdle that every dragon of the Dragon Clan has to go through.Even if it is an adult dragon, if it survives, it will never wake up.
Standing next to the man, Prime Minister Turtle took the "Auspicious" sign that he had just drawn and said, "Your Highness, the old turtle just made a fortune teller for His Highness. The period will definitely pass smoothly, so you don’t have to worry too much.”
His Majesty Yuan Qi retorted without raising his head: "If the Dragon God said this, why hasn't Yuanli woke up yet?"
Prime Minister Turtle: "..." I have to ask Dragon God.
This handsome man is Yuan Qi, His Royal Highness of the Dragon Clan. Although he is still young—only a few thousand years old, his cultivation is already at the peak of the Tribulation Stage.Not only in the world of comprehension, where human immortal cultivators and monster immortal cultivators coexist, everyone has to work hard to build a foundation from Qi training, experience foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, Huashen, crossing catastrophe, golden immortal, and saint. He is considered a rare outstanding person, and even ranks third in the list of the best Taoist companions in the cultivation world.
This list of the best Taoist couple candidates in the comprehension world is generally recognized by immortal cultivators. The top ten people on the list are all top-notch in terms of appearance, status, and ability.
For example, Yan Ze, the ancient ten-tailed demon fox who ranked first in this ranking, not only has outstanding appearance among the fox clan known for its beauty, it is said that he has already surpassed the level of a saint in the cultivation world and has become a demigod.Tens of thousands of years ago, when the demons provoked a war between humans, demons, and demons in the comprehension world, he defeated the demons with one enemy and ten thousand, and became famous in the three worlds.
For example, Yuan Li, the Second Dragon Highness in this ranking, is not only the younger brother of Yuan Qi with the same father and mother, but also the only golden dragon in the Dragon Clan for thousands of years. His blood is rare, he can fight fried chicken, and it is said that he can also solve problems. After the war ten thousand years ago, the problem of the increasing lack of aura in the cultivation world has attracted much attention.Coupled with that face that is more delicate and beautiful than the female immortal cultivators, it was pushed to the second place on the list by many male immortal cultivators.
Female Immortal Cultivator: Angry and helpless.
Yuan Qi's appearance and ability are also top-notch, but because the dragon clan ranks them in gold, blue, red, black, and white, he is a little bit inferior in blood as a green dragon of the dragon clan, ranking third.
At this time, the number two on the list was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly, with a round and cute head, a fat and short body, shiny and shiny scales, and short and small wings on the back, according to the eyes of Prime Minister Turtle who likes to suck cubs Look, this seems to be the most beautiful cub of the Dragon Clan.
If there are any shortcomings, there is only one: you can only look at it, you can't suck it, and you can't touch it.
Yuan Qi looked at the disorganized aura on Yuanli's body, and was considering whether to spend some spiritual energy in the past, but the fluctuations in the spiritual energy on Yuanli's body suddenly disappeared, and his cultivation suddenly jumped from the elementary level of transforming gods to the perfection of transcending tribulation, crossing the threshold of transformation. Consummation of God, Peak of Transformation God, Primary Level of Overcoming Tribulation.
Yuan Qi, who had been guarding for a long time, finally breathed a sigh of relief.Having been envious of his younger brother's chubby body for a long time, he stretched out a slender finger to poke Jinlong's belly.
Sure enough, I got fat.
Then pinch the little wings.
Feel better.
"Snapped."
Jin Long's dream was disturbed, and he pawed away impatiently.
Yuan Qi looked at the back of his hand that was slapped red, and complained to Prime Minister Gui on the surface, but in fact he showed off: "It seems that the golden dragon will not only survive the adulthood like other dragons without dying or getting hurt, but also improve its cultivation and strengthen its body. "Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to injure him at the peak of the Tribulation Transcendence Stage with a single paw.
Prime Minister Gui is as good as he is, and he is very skillful in flattering: "Your Highness is a golden dragon that our dragon clan rarely encounters in thousands of years. The last day of the term is also the most critical day, and I deliberately kept it from early morning until now."
Yuan Qi insisted: "I don't care about him, it's just that my parents are unreliable and have traveled all over the world. If I don't look at him again, when he wakes up and finds that everything in his Dragon Palace is gone, he will have to take the whole thing away in the end." The world of comprehension has been turned upside down."
Prime Minister Gui smiled and stroked the two beards around his mouth, and fell silent: Who in the whole cultivation world doesn't know that His Royal Highness the Dragon Clan protects a certain golden dragon the most?
Yuan Li, who didn't know that his Dragon Palace was stolen, muttered in his sleep: "Baby, don't run away! I think it's mine!"
Hearing this, Yuan Qi couldn't hold back and took off the glazed beads on his waist and handed them into his paws: "Here you are."
In the next second, Yuan Li acted delightedly: "Give me a sip and I'll pay you back!"
Yuan Qi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Yuan Li was still thinking about those furry monsters in his sleep, took away the glass beads in a fit of anger, and even pinched his dragon beard to scratch his nose.
"Hah!" Yuan Li woke up from a sneeze, opened his eyes and glanced around in a daze, ignoring the room full of guards, maidservants and Prime Minister Gui, before he fully woke up, he rolled towards Yuan Qi, with one paw Hooking his little finger to act coquettishly, one paw fiddled with the glazed bead on his waist: "Brother Huang, you came to see me? Your bead is so beautiful, I haven't seen it before."
Yuan Qi looked at the short, chubby little golden dragon in front of him acting coquettishly, those golden vertical pupils that were more beautiful than jewels looked at him with a smile, his little tail flicked happily, and he almost couldn't help sending the beads out again .Fortunately, his willpower is firm: "Do you still know that I am your brother? You have been sleeping for a hundred years. Did you never dream of me once in your dreams, and you only dreamed of those furry monsters?"
When Yuan Li heard the sour tone, he immediately expressed his loyalty: "How is it possible? In my dreams, I often dream that the emperor is giving me treasures! Gold sparkles, night pearls, glass cups! They all exist!"
Yuan Qi snorted coldly: "That's all I can do."
Yuan Li knew that Yuan Qi couldn't deal with Fluffy because of his childhood experience, so he quickly stuffed his little wings into his palm: "Here, pinch it twice for you. Don't get angry after pinching."
The dragon shape of the dragon family is the same as the legendary tiger beard and hyena tail. It is as long as a snake, has scales like a fish, horns like a deer, and claws like an eagle. It can walk and fly.Only Yuanli is a bit special. In addition to this form, he also has a dragon shape that has never been seen in the cultivation world and is only mentioned in the ancient dragon books: the dragon's head looks slightly smaller and more cute than ordinary dragons, but the body is bigger. It has changed from a long strip to a short strip, and the belly looks round, and there is an extra pair of wings on the back.
Yuan Li liked his second form very much since he was a child. He used his cute little dragon form to act coquettish and playful all the year round, and repeatedly escaped the punishment of the dragon father and the high priest.Or contribute your own little wings and chubby belly, and make people happy with a pinch or two.
Yuan Qi squeezed it three times, and only felt relieved after making sure that he was in good health.When he was about to pinch for the fourth time, Yuan Li retracted his wings angrily, and looked at him with puffy face.
The villain Yuan Qi complained first: "I'm still angry, why are you angry?"
Yuan Li was wronged: "Okay, three hits, three hits."
Who made me a big belly dragon?The kind that can hold a boat in your belly.
Yuan Li woke up full of energy, fluttering the little wings on his back, pretending to use the wings to drive his round body to fly, and shuttled among the tassels on the edge of the bed.
Seeing that he was full of energy, Yuan Qi twitched the corner of his mouth, and deliberately said: "Aren't you wondering why you woke up with me instead of in your Dragon Palace?"
Yuan Li tilted his head, taking it for granted: "Brother Huang, you like to watch me sleep and secretly pinch my stomach and little wings while I'm sleeping, so you brought me here?" After finishing speaking, he turned around and flapped his little wings Slap him twice.
It's just saying: I think you just envy me for being cute!
Yuan Qi naturally ignored this fact, and said with a solemn expression: "No, it's because your Dragon Palace was stolen, so I took you back to my Dragon Palace."
Prime Minister Gui, who was standing by the side, heard the explanation, his eyes almost fell out, and he tried his best to hint at the side: Why did you say this to the little highness when he just woke up and was full of energy?
"A thief?" Yuan Li couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? Who dares to steal from me?!"
Who doesn't know that I am the top dragon (group favorite)?
Yuan Qi: "I don't dare to do it one or two, but the remnants of the demon clan are very good at bewitching monsters. Why wouldn't they dare to get together?"
Yuan Li was in a hurry: "Then where are those little thieves now? What is my Dragon Palace like now?"
Yuan Qi: "Those little thieves have been cleaned up, except for a few things, most of the others are fine, and your Dragon Palace has also been rested."
When Yuan Li heard it, he immediately became vigilant: "A small part? Then the golden glitter embedded in the walls of my Dragon Palace are all there?"
Yuan Qi stretched out his hand.
Yuan Qi pursed her mouth and put her tail in his palm.
Yuan Qi replied while pinching: "The phoenixes who watched the excitement burned them down, and they took some away and pinched them into little phoenixes and put them in the phoenix forest."
Prime Minister Gui coughed desperately: You can talk less, besides, your highness is impatient.
Yuan Li was indeed impatient: "Then what about my night pearl that is bigger than my head? Where is the pearl that my father gave me to marry my wife?"
Yuan Qi: "I was picked up by a white tiger and taken away as a ball. I went to ask for it, but they said they picked it up and refused to give it to me. As for the Lingzhu... I don't know where it is now."
Prime Minister Gui hurriedly said, "The Patriarch of the White Tiger Clan saw that his cub liked that night pearl so much, so he exchanged it with a treasured sword."
After speaking, he took out the sword from the wall of the bedroom and handed it over: "Look, the ancient treasure..." the sword.
Prime Minister Gui didn't finish his sentence, Yuan Li slammed his paw down, and the ancient sword broke in two.
The culprit licked his paw, with a look of contempt on his face: "An ancient treasure can't stand my claws. This is when I want to fight with someone. Will I be chased and beaten with this toy?"
You are a golden dragon!
Even the old slave's tortoise shell, which can withstand the real fire of the phoenix, can't withstand your random paws!
I didn't see that you just casually slapped the paw of the Highness, is the back of the rough and fleshy hand of the Highness swollen?
Prime Minister Turtle was bitter, but Prime Minister Turtle dared not say it.
Because the more he said, the more fallacies he made.
Yuanli couldn't deal with the little thief, who was worried that he had no strength and no place to use him. Now he heard his belligerent attributes immediately revealed: "Hmph! I think they did it on purpose, and they took advantage of the opportunity to rob me when I wasn't around! Now that I'm awake, let's see what I can do." Clean them up."
Yuan Qi didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "What should be cleaned up must be cleaned up, but we must also pay attention to propriety."
Yuan Li was not happy anymore, he didn't even pinch his tail, and quickly retracted it, barking at him fiercely: "What are you doing? Are you going to stop me?"
Yuan Qi: "Just don't beat him to death, save your breath, and it will be easier to bargain when the time comes for compensation."
Yuanli: "Hmph!" You are wise!
When Yuanli was so happy that he flew over the deep sea and yelled, Prime Minister Gui immediately frowned upon hearing the provocative Longyin: "Your Highness, why didn't you persuade me just now? If you let Your Highness just go out like this, I am afraid that this cultivation world will not be peaceful."
Yuan Qi: "Heh, when did the world of comprehension ever be at peace? Those hairy ones have deep scheming minds, and they are suffocating in their hearts every day."
Prime Minister Turtle: "Huh?"
Why did the old turtle hear a sour smell?
After Yuan Li groaned, while Yuan Qi was talking to Prime Minister Gui and didn't notice him, he picked up the broken sword and flew away.
It was too late for Prime Minister Gui's speed to stop him.
Yuan Qi: "Let him go. Before he was an adult, few people could beat him. Now that he is an adult, it's time to test his results."
Prime Minister Gui: "But Lao Gui always feels uneasy in his heart."
He wasn't afraid that Yuanli would be bullied, he was worried that he had bullied too many people, and his old heart couldn't bear it for a while.
Yuan Qi saw what Prime Minister Gui was thinking, and said sarcastically, "My younger brother, Yuan Qi, is the only golden dragon in the cultivation world. If they want to survive, they should make offerings to their ancestors."
The author has something to say: good luck
Yuanli: I have special money-making (touching porcelain) skills
Xiao Gong appeared briefly, wow ha ha ha.Little cuties, pass by and collect it _(:з」∠)_
------
The pre-received article "I rely on selling cuteness to make the world peaceful" please collect it
The copy is as follows:
Song Bo has been a marginal figure among the princes since he was a child. He has no power, no power, no space and beauty.
When the emperor died and his brothers were vying for power, he woke up and turned into an orange cat.
Milky white, with a big face and super short legs.
"Meow meow?!" God damn me? !
Song Bo was worried about Dong Chuang's incident, and was about to run away for his life, but he bumped into the regent's feet.
The man with the most distinguished status in the Daju Dynasty squatted down, and hugged Song Bo by the neck: "It's really fat, is this the lunch prepared by the imperial dining room for the king?"
It's over, the regent's eyes are not working well at a young age.
Song Bo shrunk his round belly hard, hugged the man's palm with two claws and kissed: "Look at me, I'm skinny!"
It turned out later that orange cats have [-] other ways to eat besides lunch: kissing the cat’s ears, sucking on the cat’s tail, and burying the belly when tired…
The Great Orange Dynasty has a secret decree that has been passed down for hundreds of years. According to legend, the more princes who meet the requirements, the more able to lead the dynasty to prosperity:
First, the rounder the face, the better.
Second, the shorter the calves, the better.
Third, the more powdery the meat pad, the better.
Song Bo looked at the secret decree in front of him, and felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee: all hit.
The young general likes to pinch his meat pads the most, the beautiful prime minister likes to watch him run with his short legs, and someone likes to kiss him because of washing his face and brushing his teeth!
small theater:
Historian: "Your Majesty, may I ask how you calm down the world and subdue people's hearts?"
Song Bo tilted his head, opened his eyes wide and let out a "meow": rely on talent!
The historian covered his chest and wiped the blood from his nose: "I understand."
Brush brush.
I saw the official historian write down with a serious face: relying on being cute.
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