Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Ye Su couldn't recover for a long time, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Fuck it.

What does it mean that I am so awesome but I don’t know it? It’s just me! !

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Ye Su has played many dungeons, without exception, he lay all the way to the end, a veritable RMB player.He used to be a PVP party, but after switching to PVE, he never thought about practicing operations. The only video he saw related to dungeons was the clips of game boss fans, which had nothing to do with operations.

Anyway, he plays games mainly to have fun.The dungeon is also to shoot equipment to satisfy his novelty-seeking perfectionism of attribute control. As for how this equipment comes from, it doesn't matter.

So [Standby in the Same Boat] is a dungeon that he has really passed by himself after playing Chang'an Chaos for so long. Although he is tired and strenuous, and his hands are almost useless, Ye Su really feels very exciting, and his body is still excited.

Now that he thinks back to his wave of operations, he still feels a little flustered.

The 3-minute game plot was finally finished, and then a big treasure chest exploded from the BOSS's body.

Ye Suzheng was excited, and manipulated the character to approach the boss in two or three steps, wanting to touch it. The [Extreme Knife] lying quietly in the inventory sent a ruthless mockery, and silently retracted his half-stretched hand.

He suppressed his excitement and went downstairs to get a glass of water and came back. The picture on the screen was still for a while, and the dungeon was still as quiet as a chicken.

?

Ye Su was a little swollen.

Are they being shown by brother's operation?

Just when Ye Su felt that he was about to suffocate, the channel finally responded——

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Go touch the boss.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Boss, I dare not.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree.

[Team] Gu Xixi:?

Ye Su coughed from choking, quickly put down the water glass, and typed carefully.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Yes.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Do you have amnesia QAQ

Gu Xixi rolled her eyes and sent out a soul torture: Did you forget the best knife! ! !

A bunch of messages popped up in the private chat channel, Lu Zeyan swiped the mouse and glanced down, then typed "En" on the team channel casually.

[Private Chat] Mu Zun: Since when did you start taking girls? ? ! !

[Private chat] Mu Zun: If you don’t have one, don’t take it. One belt and two, the relationship is quite complicated.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: I know how to play, brother.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: Someone asked me to ask, what does it have to do with you to enjoy the shade under the tree.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: [We are in the same boat through thick and thin] You have met them all, and you are really not blind when you say that you are the son of Chang'an Chaos, and I still refuse to admit it.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: What good stuff came out, I'm envious when it comes out.

After Lu Zeyan skipped and watched, he replied.

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: It's okay.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: [The Best Knife]

[Private chat] Mu Zun:?

He switched back to the game interface, and saw that the two people in the game were as quiet as chickens around the treasure chest, and the news in the team channel was still stuck on the "um" he typed.

[Team] Zepan Dongli:?

In the game, the heroine moved and rushed to Zepan Dongli.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: you better touch it, brother.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: My face is dark.

Gu Xixi breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately you have self-knowledge.

Lu Zeyan paused, changed the item allocation back to team mode, and then manipulated the character to walk to the treasure chest and squat down.

[System] Congratulations to the knights for working together to pass the test left by the predecessors, to unlock the wonderland [Standby], to obtain the 100-level magic weapon fragment [Yingyu], and the waist pendant [Swallow Return·Flute].The item will automatically enter the team mode, please accept it with a smile.

The so-called team mode is the ROLL point, the one with the larger point.

Two dialog boxes popped up suddenly on the game screen. Ye Su clicked the dice next to [Yingyu] without even looking at it. Just as he was about to click the next one, he saw Gu Xixi talking in the team channel.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Let's discuss, 20W, give me the pendant, I don't want Yingyu.

... 20W just want to get the pendant, who do you look down on?

Ye Su moved the mouse and clicked give up, with an infinitely sweet tone.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: if my sister likes it, take it, no need to pay ^o^

Just after sending it, Lu Zeyan also gave up.

[System] Player Gu Xixi got the waist pendant [Yangui·Flute].

[Team] Gu Xixi: Thank you.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: ^_^

Only [Yingyu] was left on the screen to enter the countdown reading bar, and it was displayed next to the tree to enjoy the cool and throw 27 points.

... At 27 o'clock, it's better not to roll.

Ye Su thought it was useless, opened the title column next to the avatar, and studied the new title he had just obtained.Suddenly I heard a "ding dong", which is the game sound effect after obtaining items.

He hesitated for a moment, and immediately opened the item backpack, only to see that the one lying in the last grid was not Yingyu or something! ! !

The atmosphere is a little subtle.

Ye Su blinked, making sure he read it correctly, and then moved his gaze to the system window.

[System] Enjoy the shade under the tree and roll 27 points against [Yingyu]

[System] Zepan Dongli rolled 2 points to [Yingyu].

[System] Gu Xixi gave up.

[System] Enjoy the shade under the tree to get [Yingyu].

Ye Su wanted to cry but had no tears, is there still time to return the product?

[Team] Gu Xixi: ...

[Team] Gu Xixi: Seriously, 2 o'clock is what devil's luck.

Sister, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb! ! !

Ye Su felt a little regretful, he shouldn't have given up on the waist pendant just now.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! !

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, I didn't mean to! ! ! ! !

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: You want me to give it to you! ! !

He tapped Zepan Dongli to apply for a transaction, and after the other party confirmed, he wanted to throw Yingyu into the transaction column.I didn't expect to move the mouse up, but I couldn't select it.

Ye Su was a bit awkward. After clicking twice or three times, he found that there was a line of small characters written at the bottom: bound, not tradable.

... What a broken game! !

Ye Su's face was stiff, and his hands on the keyboard were shaking a little.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, TT.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: things are bound to TT

Lu Zeyan couldn't help laughing again, he had a total of 299 pieces of jade on his body, and he was only short of the last piece to make another magical weapon, so how could he not know that once he got it, he couldn't trade it.He was purely on a whim, wanting to see the other party's reaction.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: I know.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:?

If you know it, you can fucking accept it! ! !

Be sick! ! !

Ye Su realized that he was being teased, and jumped back and forth on the verge of going berserk.He endured it for a while, swiping several grievance emoticons, and his fingers jumped on the keyboard quickly.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, I don’t know what’s left of Tianjijian this week. When do you have time for us to go together? [Clever]

[Team] Zepan Dongli: No need.

Leaving this sentence behind, Lu Zeyan quit the team decisively, and flew away in an instant before the teleportation was sent out in six seconds.

Ye Su looked at the message that had just been typed and hadn't had time to send, and fucked Zepan Dongli again in his heart.

He was still thinking about how to coax the first straight man in the universe to add him back as a friend, but he disappeared and ran really fast.But this matter is not over.

Ye Su was about to leave the team when a girl's voice suddenly came out from the earphones.

"wait!!"

?

Ye Su moved the mouse away and glanced at the team window, only to see that the small horn next to Gu Xixi's portrait was blinking non-stop.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:?

Gu Xixi's voice was full of gloating, "Outside is full of people waiting to kill you, you can only end up in an endless loop if you go out now."

Who is to blame for this? How dare you have the face to say it.

Ye Su looked unhappy and typed patiently.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You can fly to the safe zone, sister, don’t worry about me. ^_^

Gu Xixi was already immune to her tone of voice, and didn't bother to go around in circles, "Tell me, how did you get that ring?"

Ye Su was also very speechless, and he was addicted to this question.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: [Big cry] [Big cry] [Big cry]

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: It’s the same as my sister’s pendant, I bought it for 20W.

Gu Xixi ignored the long list of emoticons, her voice was very cold, "What kind of attitude did the scumbag have when you asked him to buy it?"

Ye Su probably recalled that 9W equipment changed hands for 20W in a second, so of course he chose to sell it.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: it’s very refreshing.

Gu Xixi sneered, "Okay, I forgive you. I didn't understand this matter, and I will withdraw the killing order."

Ye Su: "..."

I thank you too! ! !

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: My sister is so nice ^o^

After the business was settled, Gu Xixi suddenly asked, "Are you really a girl?"

Ye Su: "???"

Ye Su was a little dumbfounded by the question, what's wrong with your eyes, how can I not look like a girl like me! ! !

The most exaggerated thing is that the other party is still saying: "If you didn't operate too well, I really thought you were a man."

Ye Su: "!!!"

Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past Ye Su's heart.

Tell me, which man talks like this! ! !

After a while, he calmed down a little, and took a sip of his nerves that were so rejuvenated that they were about to explode.

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: ahhhh...

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: [crying] [tears running] [tears streaming down the face]

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Sister, what do you mean TT

Gu Xixi also felt that she was a little too much, and tried to explain: "Uh, don't get excited, I just think... no girl would talk like this."

Ye Su told himself to calm down, he must be calm, and don't destroy the perfect image of the cute girl who is enjoying the cool under the tree.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: ...

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: TT

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: What's wrong with me talking.

How do you talk, don't you have any points in your mind?

Gu Xixi also wanted to shoot herself to death, why did she start this topic so desperately.

"Of course you speak cutely, but we are too rough." She tried her best to make her voice sound normal.At the end, I don’t forget to add a sentence, “That’s right, what man can do this well.”

Knowing attack 10086666666...

Fuck!

Why are these words again!

Ye Su felt deep malice again, and was so angry that his heart ached.

What's wrong with the man's operation, is there any rule that men must be sharp when playing games?Thinking back, if it wasn't for this sentence, how could he go further and further on the detour of pretending to be a girl.

Speaking of which, all this is thanks to one person——

That's right! !

Zepan Dongli, our Liang Zijie has grown up.