At the same time, Ye Su was browsing the post bar.
Speaking of which, it was thanks to the genius of the green tea man who reminded Ye Su and let him regain his enthusiasm for surfing the post bar, but now his attention is no longer on Gouxue 818, but on the collection of Gaotian abuse dogs.
Ye Su's idea was very simple, he didn't know how to create surprises in the game, so he went to learn.Knock candy to find inspiration in other people's dog abuse posts, maybe you can figure out a way to chase the boss, it would be even better if there are unexpected little surprises.
Unexpectedly, after shopping for only half an hour, he received a basket full of dry goods. Now, as long as he thinks of Zepan Dongli, he is eager to try.
Near noon, after Ye Su ordered takeaway, he suddenly remembered the circle of friends he had posted in the morning. He took out his mobile phone and tapped the screen with his fingertips to swipe down. He swipe his index finger twice, and suddenly froze.
Let me make a big list, Zepan Dongli actually posted it on Moments? ? ? ! ! !
Ye Su rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and saw a quiet, simple and rough "hmm" lying on his movement, and confirmed the look in his eyes, which is the style of a big boss.
His first reaction when he regained consciousness in a trance, was that the boss finally opened the correct usage of the circle of friends.
Pooh!
Ye Su suppressed the messy thoughts in his head, his eyes stayed on the familiar head portrait and name for a few seconds, and suddenly he clicked on the head portrait by accident.The information on the data card clearly told him that the other party was Zepan Dongli who hadn't run away.
That's right, it's a hot Moments setting that can be seen for three days, the profile picture is an elderly landscape picture, and the name is perfunctory to a middle-aged veteran cadre with only one English letter, the ruthless boss Zepan Dongli! !
Not only did he post it on Moments, but the content was also fucking ambiguous! !
Hold! !Calm down, calm down! !Isn't it just a circle of friends, how can you chase after a male god if the chicken is frozen like this! !
Hey, he can't calm down! !
Now it's not a matter of being cold or not, it's that he really can't sit still after tasting it carefully.
To be reasonable, with Zepan Dongli doing this, he really had the illusion that he had already caught up! !
Ye Su took a deep breath, calmed down the mood of eating chicken jelly, poked the profile picture on the data card lightly expectantly and apprehensively, and then returned to Moments.
The two have a lot of mutual friends, likes and comments are almost the same, but Ye Su can imagine that in places he can't see, the comments must be crazy, because he is already crazy! !
The style of painting was quite normal at the beginning, all of them punched cards and took group photos to commemorate, all kinds of fancy jokes about whether the high-cold male god who hadn’t posted on Moments for thousands of years had taken the wrong medicine today.
But as soon as Gu Xixi clicked out the circle of friends he posted, the tall and neat buildings were crooked.Many people who eat melons analyze it with pictures and the truth, and they are so serious that it seems to be the case.
Although, as one of the parties involved, he felt the same way! !
Ye Su slid down.
[Gu Xixi]: Cool cool cool cool: Today is a sweet day (*≧ω≦) [Picture] L: Yes.
[Gu Xixi]: One thing to say, this circle of friends is not talking about Liangliang, I live broadcast Chixiang! ! !
[Yuyu]: Damn it, it’s a good thing I have cool WeChat, so go back and read it! ! !
[I am a boy in the wind]: I was preempted by the gang leader just as I was about to say it. I never expected that the ruthless Zeshen would be so spoiled. I am really sour! !
[Wooden Zun]: The operation is too coquettish, and the single dog has been shown [rolling eyes]
[Dousha Bao]: These two are too cute! !It's just playing a game, I'm fucking eating CP! !
[Jinser Silk Strings]: This is a sad story, brother cries and faints in the toilet! !
[Gu Xixi]: 23333 friends, don't cry, stand up and fuck! !
Grass.
No.
You fucking know the details.
Simply divine.
Ye Su couldn't help admiring the brains of this year's netizens, they were so good that their analysis was so well-founded that he couldn't believe it.
Ye Su came back with the takeaway, he didn't care about eating, the Mala Tang in front of him was no longer delicious.
What, what does Zepan Tori mean? !
Ye Su was upset, his brows were so tangled up that he frowned, but in the end he couldn't hold back the urge to send a message to Zepan Dongli.
As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw 87 messages lying in the friend application list.
?
Forehead!
A little too exaggerated! !
Thinking that it was a trumpet account, Ye Su did not hesitate to click on it. Originally, there were only a dozen or so friends whose accounts broke hundreds in a second, and the WeChat business was not as fast as him.
He opened Moments and swiped lightly twice, then quickly swipe to his own.Originally, there were only a few comments, but within a few seconds after he passed the friend request, it skyrocketed, and it was all fucking um! ! !
"………………"grass!
He won't be able to look directly at "um" in the future! !
As for Zepan Dongli's circle of friends, after he added 87 new friends, his circle of friends has grown beyond sight. No matter how thick his skin is, he can't handle all kinds of fancy jokes.
Ye Su was completely restless, he quickly opened Chang'an Luan and decided to act according to the original plan, so as to distract his attention.
As soon as it went online, the private chat channel exploded.
When Ye Su swept it down, there was no good person, they were all here to eat melons, this world is too dangerous! !
While manipulating the characters to trade, the Green Tea Man suddenly sent an invitation to form a team.Ye Su didn't immediately refuse, because he really wanted to blow the opponent's head off.
No.
Is there something wrong with this man? ?
He and Zepan Dongli were like this, and they dared to come here to give away their heads.
Do you really think that he is a tide-rider who likes to ride two boats and play with the waves in the deep sea? !
Ye Su sneered, if he wasn't green tea, wouldn't he disappoint the other party?
So he clicked reject, then opened the chat dialog box and sent a question mark, and soon got a reply from the green tea man.
[Private Chat] What kind of crap is this: I have prepared a new surprise for you, Liang Liang, do you want to see it?
[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Is it fireworks or a day trip to Moon Cliff?
[Private chat] What kind of shit is this: ... how do you know? ? ?
Because Dad made a strategy.
Because this is a surprise prepared by Dad for the boss.
[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Hey, I didn't expect that in your mind, I was a villain who was greedy for surprises. !
[Private Chat] What kind of shit is this:...
Ye Suwo slammed on the chair like a tiger, successfully KO'd, what an asshole.
Seriously, seeing the bitch tone on the chat channel, he wanted to hit himself.It's a pity that the green tea man is also weak, and it seems that his success is not challenging.
On the other hand, Lu Zeyan never expected that a circle of friends would cause a huge wave, and everyone behind him was urging him to come out and express his opinion.
After a long silence, he clicked on Moments and entered.
L: Is it because I have a bad temper recently?
Ten minutes later, all the messages under Moments were deleted, and one of them was particularly eye-catching——
[Du Mu]: This is a sad story, I fainted in the toilet! !
Lu Zeyan squinted his eyes, clicked on Du Mu's data card, and his nickname was still Shepherd.He thought for a while, opened the guild group, and found the other party in it, the group nickname on the data card turned out to be what the hell.
???
It seems that he underestimated his good brother.
Lu Zeyan called up Du Mu's WeChat, not wanting to play around with him.
L: [picture]
L: Explain.
The one who fell off the horse was caught off guard, and Du Mu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.He simply couldn't complain about himself, why couldn't he think about going to other people's circle of friends, didn't he have points for what identity he was! !
He is not worthy of being a top student with just this IQ! !
Du Mu: Dad, listen to my explanation! ! !
L: I'm listening.
Du Mu: Brother, I am a red star to the sun, and the party and the people can testify for me.
L: You have one and only one chance.
Du Mu: I'm afraid that you'll be so obsessed with sex, you'll be tricked into losing your panties, and I want to try someone to help you wade through the water. You don't have to be too moved, just remember brother's kindness.
After listening to Du Mu's speech, Lu Zeyan's heart sank.If the other party wasn't his brother, what a crap he was already retreating.
Lu Shen said that he was very angry and didn't want to be a human anymore.
L: I bought my own plane ticket and rolled over, let me beat you up and decide whether it's over or not.
Du Mu: Damn or am I wrong? ? ! ! !
L: Otherwise?
Du Mu: ...
Du Mu was also drunk after being raped by Hao Xiahao under the tree and then by Lu Zeyan within a day.
Since the last time he posted a picture and was ridiculed by the crowd, Du Mu has taken care of it, and spent all his money to collect a batch of fireworks in the world. He originally wanted to operate it in front of Little Green Tea, but he didn't expect to be abused into scum by the other party's two words.
What is it like now, the husband and wife are both against the mistress?
The two are a perfect match, even if they are ruthless, they are fucking inhuman! !
Du Mu: Forget it, my prime minister can row a boat, so I don't care about it with you.
L: You are in charge of being fat.
Du Mu: Grass, life is too aggressive! !
Du Mu: Okay, although I really don't want to admit it, but my sister is really good.
L: I know.
Du Mu: So are you serious?
L: None of your business.
Du Mu: ...
~
There are many kinds of fireworks in Chang'an Luanli, ranging from one copper to hundreds of thousands, with different shapes and sizes.
Ye Su's eyes were blurred in the trading house, and he finally bought all the fireworks in the screenshot. It was still early, and he opened the guide to familiarize himself with the order of setting off fireworks. It took nearly an hour to get it right.
At 12:30, Lu Zeyan went online as scheduled, and a request for team formation popped up impatiently.
Considering what he had to do later, Ye Su hesitated and didn't turn on the microphone.
[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother! ! *^o^*
[Team] Sawapan Tori: Huh?
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Shall we go on a trip?
[Team] Zepan Dongli:?
[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Laiyue Cliff.
Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Xiaoxijing's gourd, Lu Zeyan pressed Instant Xing and found that the map was gray and he couldn't fly.
This is awkward.
After a few minutes.
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: 0.0 Are you lost, brother?
Lu Zeyan manipulated the character to move forward while typing.
[Team] Zepan Dongli: The map is not open, so I can only pass to Muyuan next to me and run over.
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: 23333～
In front of the computer, Ye Su laughed and cried, somehow feeling that his senior brother was a little cute.
Thinking about it carefully, Moon Cliff is a purely casual interactive map. There are no mobs, bosses, missions, and no PK in it. Even NPCs abuse dogs on the road. It would be strange if the boss opened the map.
[Team] Sawapan Tori: I'm here, where are you?
Ye Su was in a sea of flowers, and the position where he was standing blocked his vision, making it difficult to spot him from a distance.Seeing that Zepan Dongli turned around in a small area but couldn't find him, he couldn't help but want to tease him.
[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Don’t you know where I am the best? [Shy]
Lu Zeyan had a bad feeling.
really.
[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m in your heart, brother^^
[Team] Tori Sawapan: ………
Speaking of which, it was thanks to the genius of the green tea man who reminded Ye Su and let him regain his enthusiasm for surfing the post bar, but now his attention is no longer on Gouxue 818, but on the collection of Gaotian abuse dogs.
Ye Su's idea was very simple, he didn't know how to create surprises in the game, so he went to learn.Knock candy to find inspiration in other people's dog abuse posts, maybe you can figure out a way to chase the boss, it would be even better if there are unexpected little surprises.
Unexpectedly, after shopping for only half an hour, he received a basket full of dry goods. Now, as long as he thinks of Zepan Dongli, he is eager to try.
Near noon, after Ye Su ordered takeaway, he suddenly remembered the circle of friends he had posted in the morning. He took out his mobile phone and tapped the screen with his fingertips to swipe down. He swipe his index finger twice, and suddenly froze.
Let me make a big list, Zepan Dongli actually posted it on Moments? ? ? ! ! !
Ye Su rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and saw a quiet, simple and rough "hmm" lying on his movement, and confirmed the look in his eyes, which is the style of a big boss.
His first reaction when he regained consciousness in a trance, was that the boss finally opened the correct usage of the circle of friends.
Pooh!
Ye Su suppressed the messy thoughts in his head, his eyes stayed on the familiar head portrait and name for a few seconds, and suddenly he clicked on the head portrait by accident.The information on the data card clearly told him that the other party was Zepan Dongli who hadn't run away.
That's right, it's a hot Moments setting that can be seen for three days, the profile picture is an elderly landscape picture, and the name is perfunctory to a middle-aged veteran cadre with only one English letter, the ruthless boss Zepan Dongli! !
Not only did he post it on Moments, but the content was also fucking ambiguous! !
Hold! !Calm down, calm down! !Isn't it just a circle of friends, how can you chase after a male god if the chicken is frozen like this! !
Hey, he can't calm down! !
Now it's not a matter of being cold or not, it's that he really can't sit still after tasting it carefully.
To be reasonable, with Zepan Dongli doing this, he really had the illusion that he had already caught up! !
Ye Su took a deep breath, calmed down the mood of eating chicken jelly, poked the profile picture on the data card lightly expectantly and apprehensively, and then returned to Moments.
The two have a lot of mutual friends, likes and comments are almost the same, but Ye Su can imagine that in places he can't see, the comments must be crazy, because he is already crazy! !
The style of painting was quite normal at the beginning, all of them punched cards and took group photos to commemorate, all kinds of fancy jokes about whether the high-cold male god who hadn’t posted on Moments for thousands of years had taken the wrong medicine today.
But as soon as Gu Xixi clicked out the circle of friends he posted, the tall and neat buildings were crooked.Many people who eat melons analyze it with pictures and the truth, and they are so serious that it seems to be the case.
Although, as one of the parties involved, he felt the same way! !
Ye Su slid down.
[Gu Xixi]: Cool cool cool cool: Today is a sweet day (*≧ω≦) [Picture] L: Yes.
[Gu Xixi]: One thing to say, this circle of friends is not talking about Liangliang, I live broadcast Chixiang! ! !
[Yuyu]: Damn it, it’s a good thing I have cool WeChat, so go back and read it! ! !
[I am a boy in the wind]: I was preempted by the gang leader just as I was about to say it. I never expected that the ruthless Zeshen would be so spoiled. I am really sour! !
[Wooden Zun]: The operation is too coquettish, and the single dog has been shown [rolling eyes]
[Dousha Bao]: These two are too cute! !It's just playing a game, I'm fucking eating CP! !
[Jinser Silk Strings]: This is a sad story, brother cries and faints in the toilet! !
[Gu Xixi]: 23333 friends, don't cry, stand up and fuck! !
Grass.
No.
You fucking know the details.
Simply divine.
Ye Su couldn't help admiring the brains of this year's netizens, they were so good that their analysis was so well-founded that he couldn't believe it.
Ye Su came back with the takeaway, he didn't care about eating, the Mala Tang in front of him was no longer delicious.
What, what does Zepan Tori mean? !
Ye Su was upset, his brows were so tangled up that he frowned, but in the end he couldn't hold back the urge to send a message to Zepan Dongli.
As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw 87 messages lying in the friend application list.
?
Forehead!
A little too exaggerated! !
Thinking that it was a trumpet account, Ye Su did not hesitate to click on it. Originally, there were only a dozen or so friends whose accounts broke hundreds in a second, and the WeChat business was not as fast as him.
He opened Moments and swiped lightly twice, then quickly swipe to his own.Originally, there were only a few comments, but within a few seconds after he passed the friend request, it skyrocketed, and it was all fucking um! ! !
"………………"grass!
He won't be able to look directly at "um" in the future! !
As for Zepan Dongli's circle of friends, after he added 87 new friends, his circle of friends has grown beyond sight. No matter how thick his skin is, he can't handle all kinds of fancy jokes.
Ye Su was completely restless, he quickly opened Chang'an Luan and decided to act according to the original plan, so as to distract his attention.
As soon as it went online, the private chat channel exploded.
When Ye Su swept it down, there was no good person, they were all here to eat melons, this world is too dangerous! !
While manipulating the characters to trade, the Green Tea Man suddenly sent an invitation to form a team.Ye Su didn't immediately refuse, because he really wanted to blow the opponent's head off.
No.
Is there something wrong with this man? ?
He and Zepan Dongli were like this, and they dared to come here to give away their heads.
Do you really think that he is a tide-rider who likes to ride two boats and play with the waves in the deep sea? !
Ye Su sneered, if he wasn't green tea, wouldn't he disappoint the other party?
So he clicked reject, then opened the chat dialog box and sent a question mark, and soon got a reply from the green tea man.
[Private Chat] What kind of crap is this: I have prepared a new surprise for you, Liang Liang, do you want to see it?
[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Is it fireworks or a day trip to Moon Cliff?
[Private chat] What kind of shit is this: ... how do you know? ? ?
Because Dad made a strategy.
Because this is a surprise prepared by Dad for the boss.
[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Hey, I didn't expect that in your mind, I was a villain who was greedy for surprises. !
[Private Chat] What kind of shit is this:...
Ye Suwo slammed on the chair like a tiger, successfully KO'd, what an asshole.
Seriously, seeing the bitch tone on the chat channel, he wanted to hit himself.It's a pity that the green tea man is also weak, and it seems that his success is not challenging.
On the other hand, Lu Zeyan never expected that a circle of friends would cause a huge wave, and everyone behind him was urging him to come out and express his opinion.
After a long silence, he clicked on Moments and entered.
L: Is it because I have a bad temper recently?
Ten minutes later, all the messages under Moments were deleted, and one of them was particularly eye-catching——
[Du Mu]: This is a sad story, I fainted in the toilet! !
Lu Zeyan squinted his eyes, clicked on Du Mu's data card, and his nickname was still Shepherd.He thought for a while, opened the guild group, and found the other party in it, the group nickname on the data card turned out to be what the hell.
???
It seems that he underestimated his good brother.
Lu Zeyan called up Du Mu's WeChat, not wanting to play around with him.
L: [picture]
L: Explain.
The one who fell off the horse was caught off guard, and Du Mu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.He simply couldn't complain about himself, why couldn't he think about going to other people's circle of friends, didn't he have points for what identity he was! !
He is not worthy of being a top student with just this IQ! !
Du Mu: Dad, listen to my explanation! ! !
L: I'm listening.
Du Mu: Brother, I am a red star to the sun, and the party and the people can testify for me.
L: You have one and only one chance.
Du Mu: I'm afraid that you'll be so obsessed with sex, you'll be tricked into losing your panties, and I want to try someone to help you wade through the water. You don't have to be too moved, just remember brother's kindness.
After listening to Du Mu's speech, Lu Zeyan's heart sank.If the other party wasn't his brother, what a crap he was already retreating.
Lu Shen said that he was very angry and didn't want to be a human anymore.
L: I bought my own plane ticket and rolled over, let me beat you up and decide whether it's over or not.
Du Mu: Damn or am I wrong? ? ! ! !
L: Otherwise?
Du Mu: ...
Du Mu was also drunk after being raped by Hao Xiahao under the tree and then by Lu Zeyan within a day.
Since the last time he posted a picture and was ridiculed by the crowd, Du Mu has taken care of it, and spent all his money to collect a batch of fireworks in the world. He originally wanted to operate it in front of Little Green Tea, but he didn't expect to be abused into scum by the other party's two words.
What is it like now, the husband and wife are both against the mistress?
The two are a perfect match, even if they are ruthless, they are fucking inhuman! !
Du Mu: Forget it, my prime minister can row a boat, so I don't care about it with you.
L: You are in charge of being fat.
Du Mu: Grass, life is too aggressive! !
Du Mu: Okay, although I really don't want to admit it, but my sister is really good.
L: I know.
Du Mu: So are you serious?
L: None of your business.
Du Mu: ...
~
There are many kinds of fireworks in Chang'an Luanli, ranging from one copper to hundreds of thousands, with different shapes and sizes.
Ye Su's eyes were blurred in the trading house, and he finally bought all the fireworks in the screenshot. It was still early, and he opened the guide to familiarize himself with the order of setting off fireworks. It took nearly an hour to get it right.
At 12:30, Lu Zeyan went online as scheduled, and a request for team formation popped up impatiently.
Considering what he had to do later, Ye Su hesitated and didn't turn on the microphone.
[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother! ! *^o^*
[Team] Sawapan Tori: Huh?
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Shall we go on a trip?
[Team] Zepan Dongli:?
[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Laiyue Cliff.
Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Xiaoxijing's gourd, Lu Zeyan pressed Instant Xing and found that the map was gray and he couldn't fly.
This is awkward.
After a few minutes.
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: 0.0 Are you lost, brother?
Lu Zeyan manipulated the character to move forward while typing.
[Team] Zepan Dongli: The map is not open, so I can only pass to Muyuan next to me and run over.
[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: 23333～
In front of the computer, Ye Su laughed and cried, somehow feeling that his senior brother was a little cute.
Thinking about it carefully, Moon Cliff is a purely casual interactive map. There are no mobs, bosses, missions, and no PK in it. Even NPCs abuse dogs on the road. It would be strange if the boss opened the map.
[Team] Sawapan Tori: I'm here, where are you?
Ye Su was in a sea of flowers, and the position where he was standing blocked his vision, making it difficult to spot him from a distance.Seeing that Zepan Dongli turned around in a small area but couldn't find him, he couldn't help but want to tease him.
[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Don’t you know where I am the best? [Shy]
Lu Zeyan had a bad feeling.
really.
[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m in your heart, brother^^
[Team] Tori Sawapan: ………
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