Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

The expression on Ye Su's face was quite complex, joyful yet skeptical, wanting to believe but hesitating, not believing yet reluctant to deny it.

In short, it is very tangled and exaggerated.

He absent-mindedly ate the noodles in the bowl, and fed them to the wrong place several times, which made his nose red and hot, which is very pitiful.

At this moment, a team formation message suddenly popped up on the game interface. He thought it was Zepan Dongli who came online after taking a shower, and frantically clicked yes. After joining the team, he found out that it was the green tea boy.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time and you are finally online, Liangliang." The boy couldn't wait to say, "I have prepared a big surprise for you. Do you expect it or yearn for it?"

Ye Su rolled his eyes, isn't it big brother, do we know each other well? ?How did it get to the point of creating a surprise? ?

After silently complaining in his heart, he seemed to think of something suddenly, and the mouse moved away from the exit button.

He doesn't look forward to it, doesn't yearn for it, but maybe the boss likes it! !

The former straight male classmate Ye Su has no means of chasing people except posting. When the green tea man mentioned surprise, his first reaction was to learn from it.

After all, if you don't learn the experience you don't learn, you don't learn it for nothing.Let's go and see what the Green Tea Man can do, maybe it will really inspire him.

With a secret dirty mind, Ye Su not only did not leave the team, but patiently followed the green tea man over mountains and mountains to the place where he said the surprises were made.

In front of the computer, Du Mu snorted, his face full of contempt.

He had been rejected from the beginning. He thought it would be a good time to enjoy the shade under the tree because a chaste and strong woman would not be afraid to be entangled. He devoted himself to researching a lot of routines and waiting to break the opponent, but he didn't expect a so-called surprise to get it done.

I thought it was the king, but I didn't expect it to be bronze. He was thinking too much about integrity and so on.

What happened to the inexplicable little disappointment?It caused him to waste two evening self-study time, which was a bit of a loss.But it's time to expose Little Green Tea's true colors and see how she still cheats, and when the dust settles, he will tell Lu Zeyan the whole story, and the other party will definitely be moved to the point of crying.

Fuck, he is really a good brother of socialism! !

Here Du Mu's imagination moved him, while Ye Su and others were super impatient.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: How long is it? ? ?

"Just across the river." Du Mu put away his thoughts and teased, "Are you afraid that I will take you to sell you?"

If you sell your mother, can't you be a tool person quietly! !

Ye Su didn't bother to talk to him at all, if it wasn't for creating a surprise for the boss, he would have called you bye.

Hitting a soft nail, Du Mu didn't know how to accept it as soon as it was good, but went even further, "I can't sell you to anyone, I can't bear it."

Fuck, I can't stand it! !Is it still too late for him to jump off the car! !

Ye Su put down his chopsticks and pushed the bowl aside, losing his appetite.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Have you smelled the smell in the air?

"The sweetness of love?" Du Muxing said hastily.

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: greasy taste! ! [spit] [spit]

Du Mu: "..."

After Lu Zeyan came out of the shower, he received a screenshot from Mu Zun on WeChat, which contained the coordinates of the little drama star and what kind of shit this is.

He logged into the game with a blank face, and waited quietly for a few seconds after logging in. The expected team formation and news did not come, so he clicked on the friend list and moved the mouse to the avatar.

The swamp wetland "7436" is the same as the screenshot Mu Zun sent him just now.

Lu Zeyan took a look, then hung up the phone and went to wipe his hair.The mobile phone that was casually thrown on the bed vibrated continuously, except for a dozen extra group messages, the rest were all from the same person.

Mu Zun: Take it big brother, you are really in no hurry! !

Mu Zun: Don't blame my brother for not reminding you, if you don't go online, your wife will be gone! !

Mu Zun: Fuck, fuck, the current men's green tea is awesome! !Aren't you afraid of being killed and surrendered for blatantly poaching? !

Ki Taru: What the hell are you doing...? !

L: Wipe your hair.

Mu Zun: ……………

Mu Zun: Look at a group after wiping?

Lu Zeyan threw away the towel and clicked on the gang group.

What a damn thing this is: [picture]

What a damn thing this is: [picture]

What a damn thing this is: [picture]

Yuyu: What's the situation? ? ?

Bean paste bun:? ? ? ! ! !

Jinse Sixian: There is an ominous premonition (▽｀)

Gu Xixi: ...

Yuyu: Is my fan's CP broken? ? ?

In the screenshot, the swordsman and the heroine are standing under the Sansheng tree, surrounded by full-bodied and beautifully colored Bana flowers.The two were not standing close to each other, and there was no intimacy with each other.However, in an ambiguous environment, it will naturally give people room for imagination.

It was also a familiar combination of swordsmen and women, except that the ID above one of them had changed, and the reaction in the group was not so bad.

Mu Zun: This is a gang group, and it is forbidden to show affection.

Gu Xixi: If similar situations happen again, they will all be kicked out.

Don't send letters: So Zeshen is three? ?

Yuyu: ………

Bean paste bun: ………

Jin Sixian: ...!

Don't send a letter to retract a message.

On the other side, Ye Su, who knew nothing about it, came back from washing the dishes, and the blue Bana flowers were still going on. He looked at them bored for a while, and his mood was extremely down.

What about the big surprise? ?That's it? ?

Does the green tea man underestimate him, thinking that he doesn't know anything and is easy to fool.

Although Ye Su has zero experience in chasing people, he likes to visit post bars and is very gossip.As long as it is 818 who has been on the homepage, it has not escaped his eyes.

There used to be a melon that dominated the list for half a month. Because the content was too novel and the three views were too weird, he still remembers it vividly. The most typical one is the insincere blue fireworks in front of him.

The reason why the Chang'an chaos has been popular for many years is that in addition to PVE, PVP players also have a large number of PVX players.They don't like to play dungeons, and they are not keen on PK, but they have developed many interesting ways to play.

The blue fireworks that the Green Tea Man used to surprise him were discovered by the Scenic Party when he was running a picture, and then posted it on Tieba and Weibo. Since then, it has become a popular place for couples to check in.

Ye Su didn't feel insincere like the girls in 818, he just felt insincere.

It's good for couples to play everyday, but it's really common for chasing people.Besides, chasing the big brother with the things that are all over Chang'an, he won't be able to pass this test himself.

Du Mu thought that the other party was too moved to speak, so he clicked the NPC output hand faster.

I saw big blue Bana flowers blooming all over the screen, quickly drowning the heroine.

"Cool and cool." He asked softly, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

I'm fucking suffocating, don't you think? ! !

Ye Su watched helplessly as the NPC kept throwing blue flowers as if he didn't want money, forcefully burying his character alive.He also didn't expect that the plot could develop in the direction of horror.

Just halfway through knocking on the complaint, the doorbell rang suddenly.

It's so late, who could it be?

Ye Su didn't think about it at first, but the other party had a strong intention that if you don't open the door, I'll keep pressing it.

He didn't want to disturb the people, so he compromised in the end. He didn't even bother to put on his slippers, so he ran to the door angrily and pulled it open. Before he could swear, he saw Lu Zeyan standing at the door. The fire went out instantly.

Outside the door, Lu Zeyan was wearing home pajamas, with damp hair, apparently just after taking a shower.He raised the practice questions in his hand, "I missed a question during the day, and I can't sleep without watching you finish it?"

Ye Su: "..."

Ye Su half-opened his lips, unable to change his facial expression for a while, and his face became even more stiff when he heard Lu Zeyan say, "Would you like to take some medicine?"

Lu Zeyan looked at him silently.

"I'm joking." Ye Su took a step back in compromise, letting Lu Zeyan in, "Is the question difficult? Brother, if it's too difficult, I won't be able to sleep."

Walking into Xiao Xijing's house again, Lu Zeyan was in a daze.The previous time he was full of resistance under the strong invitation of the other party, but now he would come uninvited, and he couldn't help sighing that the law of true fragrance is really fragrant.

Ye Su was thinking about the game, worried that Zepan Dongli could not find him online, so he took Lu Zeyan to the bedroom without much hesitation.In his perspective of straight men, everyone is a man, and there is nothing to avoid when they hang out with each other.

The desk is occupied by the computer, and the only thing I can sit on is the lazy sofa beside the bed.With an idea, he moved a small round table from the balcony and barely made a set.

Ye Su wiped the sweat from his forehead, "We can only wrong our university gods."

Lu Zeyan put the practice questions on the small table, "I'm not wronged."

"There's Coke in the fridge, do you want it, bro?"

"No, the sugar content is too high, so drink less." Lu Zeyan turned the practice questions to the page to be done, "Just give me a glass of warm water."

The straightforward eyes walked around Lu Zeyan's waist and abdomen and returned to himself. Ye Su got up without saying a word and went to the kitchen to boil water.

Lu Zeyan didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, silently looking at the little showman's bedroom.The overall layout is the same as his house, but the inside is quite different.The boy has a lot of things, scattered all over the room, not messy but full of life, it can be seen that the other party has cleaned up.

His eyes swept over the voice changer next to the computer, and he walked over without thinking.

The equipment is very professional, with a complete range of female, male, loli, and various sounds, and the switch button next to it is in the off state.

Knowing that the little actor didn't use a voice changer, Lu Zeyan felt a little better. In a blink of an eye, he saw two game characters pasted together on the screen. The team channel in the lower right corner was all the same person asking and answering questions.

Ye Su came in with two glasses of water and saw that Lu Zeyan was standing in front of the computer without thinking much. He naively thought that Xueshen was attracted by the game, so he immediately got excited, and kept Amway like opening a chatterbox, "Lu Brother, do you know about the chaos in Chang’an? It’s fun, there are many professions and many ways to play, and the picture effect is astonishing as other domestic games. Do you want to come and play, I will take you.”

Lu Zeyan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "So the person you like is the one in front of you?"

Ye Su just walked to the screen, and the blue flower that was about to suffocate him disappeared, leaving only the swordsman and the heroine leaning together.

It is easy to be misunderstood by people who are lonely and widowed.

"Fuck, you dare to take advantage of me." He opened the chair and sat down, "Brother Lu, wait for me."

Ye Su slapped the keyboard loudly, and managed to get rid of the green tea man and send him back to the main city.He remembered Xueshen's question, opened the friends list, and moved the mouse to the column of separate groups, "Brother Lu, this is the person I like."

Lu Zeyan stared at the gleaming red heart on the group name, and slightly lowered his eyes.

Fuck, the little showman's fighting power is too strong, he can't hold it anymore! ! !