Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Changing seats on the first day of school, the classroom that was as quiet as a chicken in the previous second became noisy in an instant.The harsh sounds of moving tables and chairs, blatant conversations, and rough and violent command voices rang out in unison.

Ye Su's murmurs were hidden under these voices, so logically speaking, they shouldn't attract attention.

But Lu Zeyan heard it.

A "senior brother" with a huge amount of information whizzed past in a gust of wind, setting off a huge wave in his heart. What's ridiculous and annoying is that the instigator didn't even notice it, lying on the table and sleeping soundly with arms folded.

Lu Zeyan took a deep breath, barely suppressed his shock, hesitated for a while before approaching the boy, and asked tentatively, "Who are you calling?"

The warm breath brushed against his face, causing his long and curled eyelashes to curl twice. Ye Su gently rubbed his slightly itchy nose, but did not wake up.

Seeing the innocent and innocent sleeping face of the little drunk, Lu Zeyan fell silent, and then his voice became hoarse, with some temptation that he didn't even realize, "Huh? Who were you calling just now?"

A familiar voice blew past his ears, and Ye Su fell into a deep sleep, thinking that the boss was talking to him, and habitually replied in a soft voice: "Let's go to play a copy at night, brother, I don't think about JJC these days."

Hearing clearly and clearly what the boy in front of him said, Lu Zeyan's brain froze, and it was inconceivable to remove the bewilderment.The surrounding sounds were automatically blocked by him, and it seemed that only he and the sleeping teenager were left in the huge classroom.

When there was no response, the boy frowned dissatisfiedly, and muttered: "Smelly man, I don't reply to messages again."

Lu Zeyan: "..."

Lu Zeyan: "???"

The body that was about to step back suddenly froze in place, and Lu Zeyan looked blankly at the young man with reddish cheeks who was close at hand.The person living in the game suddenly jumped out to act like a baby to him, and he suddenly felt that everything that happened recently became unreal.

Damn, the world is too fucking unreal! ! !

Chen Haofei didn't know what kind of shit luck he had, not only did his position remain the same, but his deskmate became Ding Fan.He waited eagerly for the other party to collect the things, and tried to rush forward to help several times, but was persuaded by the tractor with sharp eyes.He was suffocating in his heart and couldn't help but want to chat with Ye Su, but just as he turned around, his anger was completely extinguished by the scene in front of him.

Chen Haofei: "???"

From the corner of the eye, the person sitting in the front row moved too much, and the table swayed back and forth. Lu Zeyan quickly cleaned up the excessive facial expressions, slowly propped up his body and stepped back, slowly leaning his back against the chair, arms Slowly folded in front of the chest, the straddled long legs slowly straightened and crossed to the ground, and slowly stared at Chen Haofei with cold eyes.

Looking at each other, Chen Haofei felt threatened, turned his head with a stiff face and pretended he didn't see anything, but the picture was so explosive that he couldn't get it out of his mind, and at the same time, countless question marks floated past his eyes.

Fuck, it's a little exciting! !

If he read correctly, the newly transferred student master poked his tablemate in the face with his hand. The point is that he, brother Su, didn't stand up and throw him over the shoulder, but instead showed the cat's expression after being masturbated.

What the hell is going on? ? ! !

Is it okay to play like this when boys greet each other for the first time? ? ! !

Is he unable to keep up with the rhythm of the times, OUT? ? ! !

Chen Haofei's young heart was greatly shocked, and he felt that his three views were completely shattered.

Ding Fan packed up his things, came over with his bag in hand, and saw Chen Haofei biting his pen and looking dazed and stupid, he couldn't help curling his lips in disgust.He rolled the Chinese textbook in his hand into a tube, and knocked on the other person's head mercilessly, "What are you thinking, is your expression disgusting?"

Chen Haofei let out a soft "hiss" from the pain, pressed the place where he was knocked, and furiously said, "I'm so fucking disgusting, really disgusting..." Halfway through the speech, he suddenly felt a chill on his neck, followed by a sound from the back row The purposeful warning hummed, and the rest of the words automatically became, "I haven't shown you the really disgusting one."

Ding Fan: "..."

After Ding Fan gave Chen Haofei a look of caring for the mentally handicapped, he turned around and stretched out his hand to Lu Zeyan, "I didn't expect it to be you." He pointed to Ye Su who was still sleeping in the dark, and said with a smile, "We were in the I met you on the basketball court, does Xueshen still remember?"

Hearing Ding Fan mention it, Chen Haofei's forgetful mind immediately had a picture. He slapped his forehead and exclaimed: "So you are the handsome guy who spied on us on the basketball court that day. I wonder why you look so familiar."

Lu Zeyan lowered his arms, automatically ignored Chen Haofei's mentally handicapped speech, and lightly touched Ding Fan, "Remember."

Standing and talking is too eye-catching, coupled with the university god with its own traffic, the attention is already high, and the seats are still being adjusted, the students are very excited, the noisy tractors are not free, and many The seemingly absent eyes kept drifting towards them.

Ding Fan pulled out his chair and sat down, looked around and took it for granted: "I said that someone like Xueshen is in No. [-] Middle School, even if we have never met before, it should be normal by now."

Lu Zeyan was obviously accustomed to the gazes of his surroundings, and skillfully turned his pen, "Probably."

"My brother is not easy to deal with." Ding Fan tilted his chin to the Sleeping God on the table, "I will ask Lu Xueshen to take care of me in the future."

Lu Zeyan glanced in his direction, the expression on his face remained unchanged, "Got it."

Chen Haofei rolled his eyes at the side, brother, you think too much, with the skin-to-skin friendship between two people, there is no need for you to do anything extra.He patted Ding Fan's shoulder comfortingly, his eyes full of sympathy.

Ding Fan was baffled by his stare, pushed his elbow away from the opponent's pressing chest, and complained angrily: "Just say something, two big men, don't f*cking hands and feet, I think you are disgusting."

Lu Zeyan felt that he was offended.

"I feel disgusted when I slap my shoulder, isn't touching my face sexual harassment?" Chen Haofei greeted Ding Fan in the face as he spoke, and it was not honest to be kicked by the other party, until he saw Xueshen's expressionless face out of the corner of his eye.

Fuck, the murderous aura ten meters thick can be felt through the bulletproof glass! !

Chen Haofei was very frank. He let go of Ding Fan and sat back in his seat guiltily, muttering vaguely: "Of course it's not sexual harassment, it's his honor."

Ding Fan's thin body was staggered by Chen Haofei, and he couldn't catch his breath just after sitting down, when he heard the other party muttering again.The two sat very close to each other. Although he didn't hear all of them, he vaguely understood a few key words correctly. Suddenly he was so angry that he picked up the Chinese textbook on the table, didn't even bother to write the paper, and directly pointed at the dog's head in front of him. Dayton smashed.

"Fuck, Ding Fan, you're crazy." Chen Haofei yelled while hiding, "I'm not talking about you, what the hell are you doing? I'm talking about..."

Seeing that disaster was about to come out of his mouth, a sharp knife flew from the side in time, making Chen Haofei silent immediately in horror.

Ding Fan sneered, and his attacks were even more merciless, "You're not talking about who the hell I am? Only me and Xueshen live here, so you can't be talking about him, right?"

Lu Zeyan: "..."

Chen Haofei: "..."

Dude, you got the truth.

After resisting for a few times, Chen Haofei yelled in despair: "I'm not fucking alive? Can I scold myself?"

The hand raised in the air paused, and then smashed harder, Ding Fan sneered, "Stop playing word games with me, when Dad is playing these, you are still rubbing mud by the river."

Chen Haofei felt miserable, so he simply gave up.

The baby feels bitter, but the baby doesn't say anything.

Hey~ It's just that he knows too much.

When Ding Fan calmed down and ended the farce, Lu Zeyan had already finished half of the math paper.He didn't hear the sound for a while, and he looked up. The two people who were still arguing just now were staring at his hand in a daze. He raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's the problem?"

"No!!" After leaving this sentence, the two turned their heads at the same time.

Fuck, I feel like my IQ has been completely crushed.

As for the shock in Lu Zeyan's heart that hasn't subsided at all, he urgently needs to do two sets of questions to suppress his shock.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the tractor walked out of the classroom with a thermos cup. The students who were sitting in a well-behaved manner seemed to be back before liberation in a second. The scene was so lively that it could be called a vegetable market.

Although all the students in class [-] are very interested in the legendary god of learning, it may be that Lu Zeyan is different from the god of learning they used to know. There is a sense of distance that does not dare to approach easily, and they agree in their hearts that the master of learning is not easy to mess with.

That's why countless eyes kept drifting this way, but no one dared to gossip.However, the students in other classes didn't know this, and they all went to the corridor of class six to watch during get out of class time.

The surroundings became more and more noisy. Ye Su, who was sleeping on his stomach, moved uncomfortably. The whispers finally pierced through the dream. Dozens or hundreds of pairs of overly enthusiastic eyes made him feel seriously uncomfortable. Painful ears, slowly opened eyes: "..."

Lu Zeyan heard the movement and turned around: "..."

Ye Su looked at the other party blankly, not knowing where he was for a while.He subconsciously thought he was still in a dream, although he couldn't understand why he opened his eyes and saw Lu Zeyan when he was talking to Zepan Dongli, but since it was a dream, there was no logic at all.

Unexpectedly, when he closed his eyes and opened them again, not only did the person in front of him not disappear, but he started to write questions in a leisurely manner.

Brush questions? ?

Ye Su sat up abruptly, looked around and found that he was in the classroom, and his sleepy head was slowly waking up.

The classroom is still the familiar classroom, and the classmates are still those familiar classmates, just at the same table... When did it change to him, Brother Lu? !

No, Lu Zeyan is not in the same class as him, so how could it be him at the same table, he must have something urgent to do, seeing that he is sleeping and not to be disturbed, he read a paper and waited for him to wake up.

After imagining the other party waiting for a long time, Ye Su suddenly felt guilty, he pursed his lips, and called out in embarrassment, "Brother Lu."

Lu Zeyan didn't raise his head, "Huh?"

"Are you looking for me in a hurry? Is it about learning about cats?" Ye Su immediately expressed his loyalty, "I know you keep a low profile and don't want Two-dimensional netizens to know your real situation in three dimensions. Don't worry, I will take the head to guarantee absolute Won't say it."

Lu Zeyan looked at him sideways with complicated eyes.

Fearing that Xue Shen would not believe it, Ye Su solemnly swore an oath, thinking that you should believe this time.

A strong smile welled up in his heart, but Lu Zeyan held back, put down his pen leisurely, and stretched out his palm in front of the other party, "Let's get to know each other formally, Lu Zeyan, your new deskmate, today I transferred The first day of the third high school."

Ye Su reflexively held the outstretched hand. When he heard the myth of learning, his whole body seemed to be frozen, and countless thunders exploded above his head.

???

So you are the newly transferred fried chicken university god——

Lu Zeyan? ? ? ? ?

The author has something to say: Liangliang's falling off the horse is almost like this, very sloppy and casual hahahahaha, next Brother Lu said that the amount of information is huge and I need to digest it, but the body is very honest... Hehe~

A little spoiler, you guys want to lose Matthew to Brother Lu, that's really a big show hahahahahaha, I really want to write faster! ! !