Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

It's a matter of having a dark face, you get used to it when you get dark.

What's more, this is the first BOSS that Ye Su has ever had a real relationship with, so even if it is a piece of junk equipment full of Chang'an's chaos planning, he is still happy.

What does it mean to be disgusted with your mouth but honest with your body?Mainly manifested in——

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: what the hell.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Is the planning head flooded?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Who wants this thing...

Gu Xixi, who watched his performance quietly, was also a little drunk.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Let's go, next boss, don't waste time.

Lu Zeyan went forward first, followed by Gu Xixi. The two of them walked a few steps, and they knew it well when they saw the upright woman in white still standing in place.

Three seconds later, a message popped up in the team channel.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Don’t you want the equipment?

[Team] Gu Xixi: ……………

Lu Zeyan was once again rendered speechless by his nonsensical operation, and somehow found it funny.He changed the allocation method to the captain's allocation, then walked back to the dead boss, selected the [Extreme Knife] and threw it under the tree to enjoy the shade.

[System] The player can enjoy the shade under the tree and get the [Extreme Knife].

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Let's go.

Gu Xixi instantly entered the mode of eating melons, she seemed to have discovered something by accident, so the boss is so spoiled! !

Ye Su was holding the first piece of equipment in his gaming career that didn't come from the whole process, and he was contentedly doing someone's little tail, still talking arrogantly.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: What's the use of this thing?Does it look good? Cutting a level [-] mob may not necessarily cause damage.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You just bully me and I don't know how to refuse.

It's obviously you who insist on not leaving, okay! !

[Team] Gu Xixi: Shut up, big sister.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Seriously, for the next boss, don't fuck me up! !

Ye Su was instantly hit by [-] knowing points, and consciously shut up.Just as he was complaining infinitely, a message popped up in the friend channel.

[Friend] Yun Duo Miao Miao: Cool? !

[Friend] Yunduo Miaomiao: Is what the world says true?

Ye Su is helpless, the netizens who eat melons are really idle.He very easily ordered Zepan Dongli to follow, and then switched the chat channel to the world.

[World] World of Scattered Flowers: The coordinates of a good place to enjoy the shade under the tree are "unknown".Gu Xixi's coordinates are "unknown".

[World] Jinse Sixian: Is this a coincidence? No matter how I look at it, it's all man-made.

[World] Donor Liubu: I fully doubt that these two are fighting to the death.

[World] Idlers A and B: Zhenggong VS Xiaosan, the battle of the century has begun, the odds are 0.5, buy it and leave.

[World] I want to ride the wind to return:? ? ?

[World] I want to go home with the wind: I can still play like this, what kind of devil is upstairs.

Ye Su was happy, eating his own melon with relish.

Players are brainstorming on the world channel, the direction of the story is getting more and more weird, and finally turned into a lily inexplicably, making him and Gu Xixi into an annual dog-blood drama.

Fuck!

This year's netizen is very good, he almost believed it.

Ye Su glanced at the small map, the small icon of the second BOSS was in front, he didn't want to paddle too obviously, so he clicked Cancel Follow, and pressed the "W" key to move forward automatically.

Just as he put his hands on the keyboard, Zepan Dongli, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped. He didn't think much, and turned back to continue typing, taking the opportunity to look at the world.

The light ahead suddenly weakened, and there was no guidance. He moved the mouse to adjust the viewing angle, and saw a huge pit appearing in front of him.He was slightly stunned, there was no time to do anything, he could only watch helplessly as the heroine in a fluttering white skirt fell into the abyss.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Concentrate.

Focus on your mother! !

If you know there is a pit, don't remind me! !

Wouldn't it be nice to see me fall! !

Ye Su clicked on Resurrection and returned to the starting point to run the map. This is also the most disgusting point in the Chang'an Chaos Dungeon. No matter how many bosses the player has killed, as long as he dies, he must run from the starting point again.

As soon as Ye Su arrived, a dialog box popped up on the game interface.

[Player Zepan Dongli invites you to make a transaction. 】

He thought for a while and clicked OK. As soon as the transaction column opened, he quickly entered 5000 gold in the bottom amount transaction.

Lu Zeyan frowned and clicked cancel.

[Player Zepan Dongli canceled the transaction. 】

[Team] Zepan Dongli:? ? ?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, I understand [behaved]

[Team] Zepan Dongli: What do you know.

Ye Su sneered, I'll let you pretend.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother insists that the Lun family make it so clear meow. [Cute]

[Team] Zepan Tori: Please explain clearly.

Ye Su gritted his teeth.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: isn't it just that the senior brother shared my reward for the knife.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: ...

Lu Zeyan looked at the word "remuneration" and couldn't help but feel funny. When did he need to bring someone to download a copy to make money?No, when did he give the other party such an illusion?

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Isn't it?

[Team] Zepan Tori: No.

After thinking about it, he added another sentence.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: I don't bring people to make money.

On the other side, Gu Xixi was as quiet as a chicken, she seemed to have eaten something incredible.

Ye Su paused his typing hands, immediately deleted the text he had just typed, and re-entered.

[Team] Under the tree, it's easy to joke: I knew that brother is not that kind of person.

I almost believed it.

Lu Zeyan shook his head, he was so dazed, he was so fussy about it.

He quickly recovered his mood and re-applied for the deal. This time, he didn't give Ye Su a chance to force him, so he quickly threw several blood recovery medicines in the past.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree and get the Tenth Rank Great Return Pill × 10

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree and get Dragon Bone Star Pill × 10

[Team] Take advantage of the shade under the tree to get nourishing heart and nourishing blood soup × 10

As a nanny being fed blood medicine, Ye Su's expression was simply wonderful.He resisted the urge to beat Zepan Dongli violently, and pressed the keyboard as if venting his anger.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, are you afraid that I will die again?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Yes.

I hmm your mother.

What kind of peerless dead straight man is this! !

Ye Su's heart was blocked.

In the game, the white-clothed heroine danced around the indifferent swordsman while holding her little skirt.

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother is so nice ^o^

Lu Zeyan ignored him and dragged the mouse to observe the scene. As the guide said, the difficulty of this level is not the boss, but the terrain.

[Team] Tori Zepan: Can you jump mountains?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Can you tell me, brother?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Yes.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: ... will you?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: You follow me.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Boss, did you forget something?

No one pays attention to her.

Gu Xixi silently vomited in her heart: What a pair of dogs and men! !

Lu Zeyan took the tree under the tree to enjoy the shade and came to the edge of the cliff, the surroundings immediately lit up, and the level hidden in the darkness gradually revealed.

Among the cliffs, there are sixteen stone pillars standing everywhere. The height of the pillars and the width of the cliff can only accommodate one person. In the center of the cliff, there is a person who is meditating. It seems to be the boss.

Ye Su was in a stunned state when another message popped up on the team channel.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: From here, jump to the nearest pillar and try.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: The main test of this boss is teamwork, and the damage is not high. When the blood pressure reaches 70%, six mobs will randomly spawn around the pillar. The damage of the mobs is double that of the boss. times, and must be destroyed within 1 minute, otherwise the boss will be healed.Every time 20% of the blood volume of the boss is defeated, the mobs will be refreshed.There is no limit to the number of mobs on the field, the more mobs there are, the faster the damage and recovery speed of the boss will increase.Therefore, to pass this BOSS, you must destroy the mobs as soon as possible.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: When the BOSS HP drops to 70%, Gu Xixi and I will set fire to the mobs as soon as possible. During this period, you need to hold the BOSS and fly the kite back and forth between the pillars.

Ye Su felt that he was hallucinating, this time he not only wanted his milk, but also wanted him to show off?

Is he crazy, or Sawapan Tori is inflated.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Let's dance.

Even if the operation is as sharp as Gu Xixi, I have to admit that this level is difficult.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Boss, are you sure you want her to fly a kite?

Ye Su also tried to reason with Zepan Dongli.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Don't you think highly of me, brother?Such an important task is better left to Sister Xixi.

Gu Xixi thought for a while, then typed on the keyboard.

[Team] Gu Xixi: If the damage of the boss is not high, you can let the tree enjoy the cool and cut the DPS to fight the mobs. Boss, you should be fine in 1V5.In this case, let me fly the kite.

In front of the computer, Ye Su nodded desperately.Good guy, sister.

Lu Zeyan tried to think about the plan she proposed, and found it unfeasible.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Although this BOSS has low damage, it has thick blood and high defense. It will definitely go berserk at the end of the fight. It is not possible to cut DPS under the tree so that you can enjoy the cool.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Come over to me.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Click and hold Zongyun while holding down "W" (forward and jump into the air).

Ye Su thought about the boss, otherwise he would have quit, but he didn't.

According to the little technique taught by Zepan Dongli, he suppressed the inexplicable excitement in his heart and jumped.

Then, successfully die.

Facts have proved that it is really difficult to implement. Ye Su practiced jumping mountains for almost half an hour.

Lu Zeyan silently evaluated his operation, took a few ups and downs, and flew in front of the boss.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Open.

Ye Su's nerves, which he had just relaxed a little, suddenly tensed up, and he didn't have time to catch his breath, so he hurriedly typed.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Is it open now?

Just as nervous as him is Gu Xixi, the ghost knows what she is nervous about, she has beaten even the most difficult bosses.

[Team] Gu Xixi: Are you so hasty?

Facing the boss reading the plot, the man checked the equipment skills calmly, seemed to remember something, and explained it in the team channel.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: The recovery medicine given to you is put in the skill column in advance, and you can drink milk if you don't have time to walk the boss.

Ye Su jumped to the pillar farthest from the boss, and after confirming that he could milk someone, he opened the inventory, and dragged all kinds of recovery medicines, including those that restore mana, to the skill column.

Just ready, the BOSS opened.

The author has something to say: Ye Su: "I'm so happy to have a boss lead the boss."

Xia Lulu: "You are happy, have you ever thought about the feelings of the boss?"

Ye Su: "@Lu Zeyan, are you unhappy?"

Lu Zeyan: "...Happy."

Xia Lulu: "Excuse me!!"