Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

On the screen, the system kept flashing announcements like a convulsion.

The world channel, which was originally noisy and swiped the screen so fast that it was dazzling, quieted down instantly, so that the system announcements that kept popping up quickly dominated the entire chat dialog box.

[System prompt: Players Zepan Dongli and Shuxia Haosha have completed the rare additional task [Memories of the Demon Rakshasa] and obtained the out-of-print titles: [Yunyou Mengxian·Chanjiang], [Yunyou Mengxian·Chuixue]. 】

[Datang Secret Report [-]: Players Zepan Dongli and Shuxia Haosha have gone through many challenges. According to the clues left at the scene of the crime, after many investigations, the murderer who killed the late wife of the tantric lord Mo Luocha was finally captured, and an old story of Jianghu was revealed. Resentment, get a rare treasure map. 】

[Datang Secret Report [-]: It is rumored that Mo Luocha, the suzerain of the Tantric sect, saw through the world of mortals when his long-cherished wish came to an end, and decided to return to the world.Before leaving, he donated all the treasures he had gained in his life to two young people who helped him get rid of the knot in his heart. 】

After being critically attacked by the arrogant system announcement for several minutes, the players reacted one after another.

[World] Chaotic Flower World: What the hell? ? ?

[World] Donor Liubu: What incredible thing have you done? ? ?

[World] Don't send letters: [Memories of Mo Luosha]? ?Is it a hot task I thought? ? ! !

[World] Yuyu: Probably yes! ! ...TT

[World] Don't send letters: Fuck! ! !Is it too late for me to do it now? ?

[World] Jiuxiao Lingyun: [Memories of Mo Luosha] turned gray~~ I feel like I missed a hundred million [heart-stuck]

[World] Don't send letters: Boss, why didn't you take me with you when you cleared the quest! !

[World] Luo Hua Piao Piao: The husband and wife are staying and flying together, and I will take you to be a light bulb.

[World] Enjoying the shade under the tree: 9494～[Waving]

The instigator ran away after a while, and the world channel was silent for a few seconds.

[World] Don't send letters: ...

[World] Yuyu: QAQ!

[World] Mu Zun: I just checked the title encyclopedia, and there is no [Yunyou Mengxian · Hanjiang], [Yunyou Mengxian · Fuxue] at all. Is it a system bug?

[World] Gu Xixi: It’s right if there is no one, otherwise it’s called out of print...

[World] I am a boy in the wind: a cold river, a blowing snow, am I the only one who thinks that no matter how you look at it, it looks like it is tailor-made for couples? ?

[World] Red Bean Paste: The key point is the only one in the whole server! !

[World] Gu Xixi: I was shown again [Ban Shou].

[World] I am a boy in the wind: I suddenly feel that the "lady I want to ride the wind" on the top of my head is no longer fragrant.

【World】I want to ride the wind and go home:...

[World] Luo Hua Piao Piao: Seriously, how would the GM know that the task is done by a couple, if it wasn't so embarrassing.

[World] Don't send letters: It won't be embarrassing, it must be a couple.

[World] Luo Hua Piao Piao: Just ask if you don't understand, why must it be a couple?

[World] Mu Zun: I also know, except for a boring couple, who would be too idle to do that stupid task that is so hard to do.

[World] Sawapan Tori: Finished?

The world was silent for a second.

In front of the computer, Ye Suzheng was studying the new title seriously, took the time to look at the screen, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Dare to say that the boss is too idle, Mu Zun may have lived enough.The players who booed after the blind barren were also a little drifting.Don't be cowardly if you have the guts, as long as you can spend just 3 minutes with the boss, I respect you as a man in the front row.

Facts have proved that he was thinking too much.

With Zeshen's words, the world immediately faltered, and the people who teased the big boss confessed one after another, and the speed was so fast that it was completely shameless.

[World] Mu Zun: It's over.

[World] Don't send letters: it's over.

[World] Luo Hua Piao Piao: It's over.

Ye Su: "..."

Come on, they are all handsome men who know the current affairs well.

After a wave of surfing, the World Channel was as quiet as stagnant water, with only three or two system messages drifting past in dismay. It didn't have the aura of a famous server.

Ye Su fiddled with the mouse, staring intently at the newly-acquired title, making a joke in his heart.

Although most of the players in the world make jokes, they are right in one thing, Fubuki Hanjiang is indeed very romantic and unique.

If the big boss can be replaced, their relationship will be as if they have been officially recognized, and it is really sweeter than the "XXX lady or husband" all over the street.

The question is how to get the boss to willingly replace Domineering Side Leak, who is also the only "Supreme" title in the whole server.

Ye Su unconsciously wanted to act like a baby, he opened the interactive system, picked and picked for a long time, and finally pressed the mouse.

At the same time, Lu Zeyan opened a top-quality ring through the treasure chest rewarded by the mission, which could draw a wave of hatred against the sky, but it was a pity that it did not match his profession.

but

Exactly what he wanted.

Lu Zeyan hooked his lips in an inscrutable way, and just as he threw the ring into his bag, a message popped up on the screen.

[The player is enjoying the shade under the tree and used an action to ask for a hug from you. 】

Lu Zeyan hesitated, and held the mouse for a while before clicking agree.

The September moon is in the sky, the snow is white, and the atmosphere is unprecedentedly beautiful.

The female hero rubbed into the swordsman's arms familiarly, and lightly pressed her forehead against the opponent's chest.The angle and position are chosen properly, and the switch to the distant view is almost seamless, which shows how proficient the person who made the action is.

Ye Su suddenly called out sweetly, "Brother."

"Ok?"

"Can you promise me one thing." Ye Su said, "I promise I won't cheat you."

Lu Zeyan was unmoved, "What's the matter?"

"You promise me first." Ye Su rubbed the goosebumps on his arm that were disgusted by himself.

Immediately afterwards, the boss said a resolute "no", instantly blocking his way out.

Nima, isn't that okay? ? ! !

Very good, you forced me! !

Ye Su pinched his throat, trying to make his voice sound sweeter, "What exactly do you want..."

The soprano who turned into a screaming chicken suddenly uttered wildly in his ears, and Lu Zeyan frowned, "What do you say first?"

Come on, you win.

Ruthless boss, online integrity.

Ye Su let go of the tortured red neck, and said self-destructively, "Can you change your title to [Yunyoumengxian·Hanjiang]?"

The sweet and greasy female voice was at least eight degrees colder, and Lu Zeyan felt comfortable all over, "Not yet."

Ye Su sensitively caught the word "return" in it, and if he didn't completely reject it, it was a joke. It seems that the boss is not totally indifferent to him.As long as he works harder, the master of breaking the bend is just around the corner.

A real man is so confident, otherwise how can he be worthy of a man among men.

There was no response from the other side, and Lu Zeyan's brows that had just been loosened were frowned again.

Are you angry? The little showman has a temper.

That's right, if you change someone with a normal brain circuit, you will be rejected one after another, and you will walk away long ago.

So you have to coax, you have to coax, you have to bow your head, a real man can bend and stretch.

"Angry?"

Ye Su was stunned for a moment and quickly realized, is the boss trying to coax me? ?He wanted to try it out, maybe there would be some surprises.

"If I say I'm angry, what will my brother do?"

"How about winning 20 JJC games with you?" Lu Zeyan asked seriously, but the smile on his face grew stronger.

? ? ?Twenty games of JJC? ? !

What a surprise, what a surprise...

There are big bosses to fly, across the arena.

What else is he dissatisfied with! !

Ye Su pinched the mouse and poked the screen vigorously, "20 games are not enough, it must be 50 games!!"

Lu Zeyan suppressed a smile, "Just as long as you are happy."

Ye Su said with a cold face, "I'm so happy."

He didn't dare to say too much, fearing that he would lose his mind and swear in the next second.

In the end, Ye Su still failed to let the boss change his title as he wished.Logically speaking, he shouldn't be entangled anymore, and it's the most rational decision to change together when the other party is willing.

But the mouse clicked on the title couldn't be moved away as if he had self-awareness, and a voice in his heart kept urging him.

Anyway, it's no secret that he chased Zepan Dongli, and it's even less of a secret that he didn't catch up.

Besides, it's not a real couple title, and it won't lose a piece of meat if it is replaced.

The most important thing is that you like it. As for why you like it, Ye Su doesn't want to think about it.

He hesitated for a long time, but after all, emotion prevailed.

Ten minutes later, the female hero followed the swordsman absent-mindedly with [Yunyou Mengxian·Chuixue] on her head.

Fuck, did the boss see it? !

You must have seen it, after all, the two are so close that you don't even need to adjust the angle of view.But the stinky man just didn't respond, and walked ahead on his own, not knowing where to go.

Ye Su brushed his hair irritably, and heard the sound of creaking electricity from the earphones, and then, the smelly man who made him fidget finally said, "We're here, let's go."

Ye Su raised his head in a daze, and saw a temple, and a young monk was cleaning the fallen leaves in front of the door.

Ye Su: "...???"

In the next second, Ye Su went to Lazepan Dongli in a panic, his voice broke with excitement, "I think the world of mortals is very good, no matter how I look at it, I can't see it. The road of becoming a monk is really not suitable for me, brother!!"

"..." Lu Zeyan was stunned for a moment, and laughed out loud in response.

Ye Su frowned instantly.

If you are asked to change your name, you will not change it, and if you want to say something nice to you, you will not say it.

I changed your blindness!I said you pretend to be deaf and can't hear!

I don't understand why it's so difficult to flirt with you! !

Will you die if you cooperate?Will you die?Will you die? ?

They even wanted to send me to become a monk. Didn’t know there was a nunnery when I went out and turned right! !You don't know a little common sense, why are you still smiling! !

Fuck, it's okay if you can't fucking stop laughing! !Smile, laugh, forget it! !

Ye Su was really about to die of anger, he scolded the stinky man over and over again in his heart, but still felt puzzled.

I really want to pounce on him and take a bite, no, no, he has to calm down, and when the stinky man is settled, he can take revenge as he wants.

Ye Su took a deep breath and managed to regain his sanity.Just when he was about to speak, the sound of electricity came from the earphone again, and Lu Zeyan said with a smile: "Look at the side of the temple."

"……Oh."

Fuck, you don't need to remind me, I'm not blind! !

The stinky man is so ruthless that he even found a reference point! ! !

Ye Su numbly looked at the little monk sweeping the floor, and laughed emotionlessly.

Lu Zeyan knew that he had misunderstood, so he walked towards the gate of the temple with evil intentions, and stopped on purpose when he passed the young monk, "It's not him, it's the stone platform next to him."

Ye Su was completely stunned, staring at the white stone steps at the foot of Dongli by the Zepan, suddenly realized.

Shitai

Treasure Chest

Feng Shui blessed land

It turned out that the stinky man brought him here to rub his character.

Oh my god, this embarrassment is so embarrassing QAQ! !

The author has something to say: Ye Su: "Man, if I give you a chance now, you won't change it. When you become crazy in love and beg me to change it, I won't change it either!!"

Lu Zeyan: "Are you really not going to change, baby??"

Ye Su: "...Change, call again."

Lu Zeyan: "Yunyoumengxian·Chuixue??"

Ye Su: "Get out of my way!!"