Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

After sending the message, Ye Su was satisfied, and he was confused when he accidentally scanned the date on the phone screen.

August 8? ?Fuck! !School starts the day after tomorrow! !

Thinking that there are still several essays left to be written, Ye Tong has nothing to love.He sighed and picked up his phone to switch WeChat.

The Internet-addicted boy, Classmate Ye, has been chasing after the boss lately. The original WeChat account is hardly opened. The duo in the dormitory rely on the phone to find him, and even use QQ.

At this moment, the WeChat message list is full of all kinds of unread messages, especially the class group. The 99+ in the upper right corner of the profile picture is a bit conspicuous.

He yawned, suppressing his drowsiness and scrolling through the news in the group.

Apart from homework and complaints about tractors, the most talked about is the newly transferred college bully, who has become a new male god with his hard power of the gold medal in the National Middle School Physics Competition and the mystery of his true face, which seems to be a topic C bit.

Ye Su snorted, his face full of disapproval.

When it comes to learning, he doesn't know if the new student bully can do it, he only knows that his neighbor next door is really good at it.Just kidding, learning that the cat is the strongest learning god is not just talking about it.

But Lu Zeyan is so strong, why has he never heard of it in school.Could it be that the red and black rankings are just decorations once a month?Then his countdown to one hundred is too fucking unscientific! !

After much deliberation, it could only be that his neighbor Lu Xueshen is too low-key, a man who never shows his face when he is studying cats, starts the broadcast to see his mood, and doesn't want Xueyou to show gifts, the reality must be more low-key.In order to avoid being famous, it is entirely possible to do random masturbation in the monthly exam, and then explode in one fell swoop during the college entrance examination, competing for the provincial champion, scaring the teachers, classmates, and parents to death.

Fuck, Tianxiu! ! !

The more Ye Su thought about it, the more he felt that this was the meaning. His admiration for Lu Zeyan skyrocketed, and he dreamed of learning how to manipulate a coquettish horse.

As for what the new college bully looks like, he has no interest at all, because in his heart, no matter how good a person is, he will kneel down and sing conquest when he meets his neighbors. He is so blind and confident.Those who are not convinced can come to him to fight in his heart, and he has the final say on the outcome.

As simple as Brother Su, he just didn't think about other aspects.

Ye Su withdrew from the class group and opened the three-person group in the dormitory.Chen Haofei's idiot @ him for several days, seeing that he didn't reply, he dared to blatantly scold him in the group, he's so courageous.

The brightest star in the night sky: Dad is here, and the good son is coming out to die.

Boundless Vastness: Damn it, who the hell is your son! !

The brightest star in the night sky: Whoever answers who is [Shaan Shou].

Boundless expanse: …………You [cow] [beer]

The brightest star in the night sky: I want to fight my father, but my good son is still a little tender.

Ye Su lightly "hummed", and the little smug expression on his face couldn't be suppressed.

Bufan: It's rare that Brother Su doesn't play games today.

The brightest star in the night sky: Beijing time 23:14, hey~ To tell you the truth, all the brothers who should be masturbating have already masturbated.

Bufan: ………You [cow] [beer]

Boundless Vastness: Then why did you climb up?Empty, lonely and cold alone at night, want to find some time to hang out with my brother?Let me tell you, Fanzi and I are preparing to eat chicken, and we are not free! !

Bufan: Brother Su will come or not, how about a game of chicken?

The brightest star in the night sky: What kind of chicken do you eat? Is my brother a hot-blooded idler?Obviously not, I made a special trip to ask Fanzi about his studies.

Boundless Vastness: Fuck me?It has been connoted! !

Bufan: I remember the day we joined KFC, all the homework had already been breached by us... Could there be a fish that slipped through the net?

The brightest star in the night sky: Chinese must have a name, four or five compositions?

Boundless vastness: six articles! !

Bufan: ... There is really no way to write a composition, Brother Su, you can only break it by yourself.

The brightest star in the night sky: The question is what to break, give me an idea, classmate.

Boundless and vast: Do you still need to think about it, six releases of summer vacation experience and experience, it's all right.

Ye Su's eyes lit up. Fuck, why didn't he think of it? This idea is amazing. Although he couldn't write a record of his summer vacation experience, he could write a record of his experience in games.

The brightest star in the night sky: You are still very useful at critical moments, brother Hao, thank you [blow kiss].

Chen Haofei trembled, and rubbed the goosebumps on his arms that were frightened by the emoji.He subconsciously looked at Ding Fan, who had the same expression as him, obviously the two wanted to go together.

They flipped up the chat records almost at the same time, only to realize later that the emoticons are not the most disgusting, but the various modal particles on them are terrible.

Boundless Vastness: What have you been through recently, Brother Su?

the brightest star in the night sky:? ? ?

Boundless vastness: Are emoticons easy to use?

Bufan: Your tone of voice is a bit strange, don't you feel that?

the brightest star in the night sky:………………

Why didn't he feel that, did he feel good about frying chicken! !

However, even though Ye Su wanted to withdraw the water that was poured out of the message, he could only stare at the last expression after a while.

Fuck, habits are horrible.

The brightest star in the night sky: What happened to the emoji between brothers?What's your problem?

Boundless Vastness: ... Is it your problem or our problem? ?

The Brightest Star in the Night Sky: Who Asks Who Has Questions.

Boundless Vastness: Fuck me?

Bufan: Excuse me.

After finally getting away with it, Ye Su felt lingering fears, the sequelae of pretending to be a girl were too severe.Thinking that his subconscious mind would automatically transform into a green tea tone when speaking and sending messages in the future, he couldn't help but tremble violently.

Ugh, it's disgusting! !Suddenly, I felt a little heartache, what a fat thing the boss is! !

The next day, Ye Sukuang wrote the composition all day, and finally got it all done before making an appointment with the boss.

From then on, composition to him is no longer a strong fortress that is difficult to break through.

Ye Su sat in front of the computer, entered the account and ordered takeaway, eating and playing properly.

As soon as I started the game, I received a team formation message.

[The player is asking to join your team. 】

After playing JJC yesterday, the big brother forgot to disband the team, and they are still in the team.Ye Su went online first, and the captain naturally fell to him. If the green tea man wanted to organize him, he could only join his and the boss's team.

Just as he was thinking, the green tea man relentlessly sent another team request.

Having seen the other party's persistence before, Ye Su was not surprised, so he saw what the green tea man wanted to do, so he agreed.

[Team] What kind of shit is this: whether to fight JJC or not, let's go together.

Friend, do I know you well?How did you get promoted to JJC?

It's really embarrassing for you to be so haunted.

Ye Su didn't realize that he had a double standard, he is true love if he clings to Zepan Dongli, and Zepan Dongli won't make things difficult for him, if someone else clings to him, he will become a lingering ghost.

I have to say that Brother Su's logical thinking ability is not as strong as usual.

[Team] What kind of shit is this: I'll take it as if you agreed if you don't say anything, just wait for me to build the team.

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: ...Actually, I'm waiting for my brother to go online and play 22. Look, our team is all set up.

Only then did Du Mu realize that on the team list on the right, the black profile picture was his good buddy Lu Zeyan.

Okay, it was another day of bumping into a wall, but luckily he got used to it.

While typing, the face that was dark just now suddenly lit up.In the next second, a line of red words popped up on the screen.

[Your Excellency has been placed under a tree to enjoy the shade, please leave the team. 】

Du Mu: "...??"

Damn, do you want to be so realistic! !

On the other hand, the double-standard reality dog ​​Ye Xiaoxijing saw the boss online, and his first reaction was to kick the green tea guy out of the team. Of course he was not guilty, but subconsciously didn't want the two to run into each other.

In the past, the green tea man's attitude towards the big boss in daily life always felt tricky.There are so many gays in this world, and his brother is so hot and likable, don't blame him for being cruel.

Ye Su knew that his actions were hasty, narrow-minded, and suspicious, but it was better to take precautions before they happened than to be wise after the fact.

Classmate Du Mu, who became gay somehow, is adding fuel to his "secret love" and complaining about how difficult the game is in Chang'an.

Lu Zeyan asked Du Mu what his ID was, and suggested to form a team to go to the high-level map to farm monsters. The upgrade speed must be faster than doing tasks. Unexpectedly, the other party did not tell him his ID and found an excuse to slip away.

Lu Zeyan lowered his eyes, appreciating Du Mu's actions, there is something wrong.

Seeing that the boss has been stuck in place since he went online, Ye Su yelled two or three times but there was no response. Seeing that there were more and more players around, he called again, "Brother?"

Lu Zeyan put the phone on the table, turned on the team microphone, "Let's go, don't waste any more time."

Ye Su: "..."

Who the hell is wasting time? ?

Lu Zeyan ignored the players who were watching the excitement, and led the little showman to the NPC.

Three seconds later, they started today's JJC journey.

Ye Su's rank is much higher than yesterday, so it's natural that he played harder.Several times he brushed shoulders with the god of death, and it was all thanks to the boss to turn the tide, but he was not completely lacking in progress.

There was a meeting with the chopper team, and the opponent had two assassins, and they fought quite wretchedly.He avoided Zepan Dongli the whole time, and only looked for Ye Su to attack.Several times of thrilling sneak attacks, he withstood the pressure and escaped.Seeing that he couldn't get a bargain from him, the other party tried to procrastinate, and used DPS statistics to score points when the settlement was made.

How could it be possible for Lu Zeyan to give the other party such an opportunity, and directly asked the little playboy to lure the snake out of the hole. In order to make the assassin let down his guard, he had to hide in the distance and wait for the opportunity.

Ye Su was really disgusted by the two assassins, he forgot to be afraid and forgot to be nervous and rushed right under the opponent's nose, his arrogant appearance really stimulated the opponent to relax his vigilance, delusional to come out and hit a wave of damage.

As soon as he released a skill, Lu Zeyan suddenly rushed up from behind without anyone noticing. The two assassins saw him and tried to hide again.

Ye Su reacted quickly, predicting the assassin's position in time, and created an opportunity for the boss to successfully take away the two waves.

After cutting out the map, Ye Su's palms were all sweaty, he couldn't hear what the boss said, he just nodded "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Ye Su managed to suppress his excitement, and was about to open his mouth to be cute, when the heroine was dragged into a new map, with yellow sand in front of him, and the countdown to the battle had already begun.

... A man who doesn't understand style, praise him to death.

Although Ye Su was cursing, he followed behind the boss obediently and honestly. As soon as he left the safe zone, he saw a certain familiar ID at a glance.

[Map] What kind of shit is this: 23333 So it seems that we are also destined.

[Map] What kind of shit is this: Don't you think so, Xiaoliangliang.

[Map] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: It's very destined, if you can't be a teammate, you can also be an opponent.

[Map] What kind of shit is this:...

The author has something to say: Lu Zeyan: "Now you know that I am bombarded with all kinds of emoticons every day, and how difficult it is to maintain a human setup."

Ye Su: "Isn't it me who is in trouble!! You don't understand the hard work of manipulating people and posting all kinds of green tea emoticons every day!!"

Lu Zeyan: "...you won!!"