Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Lu Zeyan was just talking casually at first, but when he saw that the news sent by YS7215693 was full of reluctance, he almost wrote "rejection" on his face, and tapped his fingertips on the keyboard for a while.

Although his time is precious, it is still possible to squeeze and deepen the friendship between classmates.

[Lu: Not busy. 】

You are not busy I am busy! !

He has to do summer homework, play games, play basketball, and hook up with the "male god". He really doesn't have time to deal with another male god.

The point is to ask Xue Shen to give him a lecture. Of course, it is impossible for Ye Su to agree to such a thing that exposes his IQ.Helplessly, the schoolmates didn't understand his pain, and they all sighed with envy and hatred, which made his head feel dizzy.

[I choose the hell mode for learning: one-on-one tutoring, ah, ah, I'm sore! 】

[Mathematics I love you: In fact, I didn't understand many of the questions. Xueshen tutored 93 students, can you continue to tutor me? 】

[XY is equal to: Is there a place, I want to sign up! ! 】

[Grade [-]: I am the one who explains more than one question, especially mathematics, we can discuss it together, Xueshen. 】

Ye Su was forced to Liangshan, and rubbed his tangled brows irritably.

These are some study lunatics.

If you want to take it, I will give it for nothing.

The more he watched, the more frustrated he became, and he desperately hoped that Xueshen would just mention it casually, but things backfired.

[Lu: Busy, no discussion, only one pitfall. 】

【XY: ....... 】

[Grade [-]: Busy? ? 】

[Tsinghua University wait for me: Double standards in public is okay [cover your face]]

[Learning I choose hell mode: Am I rejected? 】

[Mathematical Mathematics I love you: Yes, sister, we were all rejected mercilessly. 】

[I choose Hell mode for study: It's a bit sad, but the opponent is classmate 93, so I seem to be okay. 】

[XY is equal to: Haha, I am indeed a fellow, I am willing to lose to classmate 93, hold my claws. 】

awesome~

This can also eat melons.

Ye Su was speechless, racking his brains to find an unobvious reason to persuade Xueshen not to waste time on him, when he saw the other party pick up the phone and answer it from the screen.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ye Su hurriedly found an excuse to sneak away, and when the interface returned to the familiar desktop background, his heart fell to the ground, and he collapsed crookedly on the chair, as if he had escaped a catastrophe.

Just kidding, seeing people struggling to study and wanting him to study, Xueshen's brain is broken, what are you thinking.

Ye Su didn't eat much at night. Watching people and studying for two hours felt more tiring than playing field games. Now he was singing empty city tricks in his stomach. He went downstairs to cook a bowl of quick-frozen dumplings, and played with his phone while eating.

First greet Zepan Dongli, and then slowly start today's group chat.Coincidentally, someone posted a test question that was very popular recently, and the group was very lively.

Apple is so astringent: Is green tea character set popular now?

Bean paste buns: Is Xiaohongshu spicy? ?

Apple is so bitter: I saw it on Douyin...

Jinse Sixian: What kind of green tea character design, send it to see.

The apple is so bitter: You met the boy you had a crush on in the cafeteria at noon today, and you said to him: "I bought water for you, drink it quickly." The boy replied: "No, my girlfriend brought me water. Coke. Your answer()"

Apples are so bitter: Green teas, please start your performance.

Xixizi: What kind of cola to drink, she doesn't know that cola kills sperm?Water not only quenches thirst, but also replenishes minerals, isn’t it delicious?

Yuyu: Master, you are not like green tea, you are obviously a straight girl of steel!

Gu Xixi: Well, I tried my best.

I am a boy in the wind: Then you can drink it for your girlfriend, by the way: I have liked her for a long time [cute].I hope you don't blame her, after all, she is the cutest girl in the world.

Bean paste bun: ...

The apple is so astringent:? ? ?

Jinse Sixian: As expected of being the number one gay guy in this gang, the perspective is really sharp [Niu].

Red bean paste bun: not tired of drinking coke every day?How about trying another flavor?My water was really ok.

Mu Zun: Your water? [doubt]

Liu Huaifeng: I suspect you are driving, sister [covers face].

Red bean paste bun: I don’t have any, I missed the word mineral water! ! !

Ye Su squinted his eyes, and said to himself that gossip and teasing are the best food.But why are these people so weak, they haven't even grasped the essence of green tea, 60 points can't be more.

He swallowed the last dumpling, picked up his phone and joined the fight.

High energy ahead, please consciously wear anti-whore glasses.

Liangliangliangliang: My sister really spoils you, knowing that Coke is not good for your health, you still let it be, it is true love.

Gu Xixi: Damn, I really want to hit someone.

Zither silk string: Familiar with the formula, a well-deserved spokesperson for green tea.

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Apple is so bitter: I will give you 101 points, I am not afraid of your pride.

Ye Su licked his lips in satisfaction, it counts as a free gift for you if you add some ingredients.

Liangliangliangliang: Did I say something wrong?The sisters want to blackmail me so much [grievance].

Gu Xixi: Shit, I can't control the prehistoric power in my body anymore.

I want to go home with the wind: that's great, my sister! !

Mu Zun: Why didn't I see where the bitch was?Isn't it good to praise people as true love?

I was originally a young boy in the wind: get out of the straight man, what kind of energy is mixed up.

Yuyu: It can be confirmed that Mu Gangzhu is a type of green tea specialization, which is a bit pitiful~

Mu Zun expressed his aggrievedness, and he went back to carefully read the news posted under the tree to enjoy the cool, but he still couldn't see where the bitch was.

Obviously very heartwarming! !

On the other hand, there was a lot of whores in the group, and he really didn't believe in evil. He was also the spokesperson for the straight man of steel, and Dongli Zepan must have a name.So, he backhanded a screenshot and sent it to the other party.

Mu Zun: [image]

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After using his brain for a long time, Lu Zeyan felt a little tired. After washing up early and lying in bed, he received a message from Mu Zun.

When he clicked on the picture, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows. It seems that as long as the little showman is given a stage, he can perform well no matter where he is.

L: Very bitch.

L: Senior tea art master.

Mu Zun, who originally wanted to find comfort, fell into deep self-doubt.

What a fuck, why is he the only one who doesn't feel it! !

Mu Zun: Where is the bitch? [going to cry]

L: Where is no bitch?

Mu Zun: ...

Lu Zeyan became interested, opened the group chat and scrolled up, and quickly came to the conclusion: a group of bronzes dare to compare with the king.

Classmate Ye Su, the king, was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, grabbing his phone and outputting frantically.

Some people in the group expressed dissatisfaction and found all kinds of weird green tea questions to challenge him.However, the rank is too low, and they are often killed before they start, which is completely unreliable.

After playing around, he discovered that there was a 1 on Zepan Dongli's head portrait.

L: Good night.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: Brother went to bed very early.

L: A little tired.

Liangliangliangliang: Then I won’t bother senior brother [waving hand], good night zzzz~

Cool and cool: You can drink a glass of warm water before going to bed, which can help you sleep.

Lu Zeyan lowered his eyelashes, staring at the word "warm water", with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

L: I prefer Coke.

Cool cool cool cool:? ? ?

cool cool cool cool: ...

Ye Su held the phone with a rather sour expression on his face.

As expected of a scumbag, the fact that he is interested in green tea questions is very in line with his personality! !

Cool Cool Cool Cool: Brother, are you good or bad~

L: A little bit.

Ye Su took a deep breath.

Fuck!Do you have a problem with comprehension?

This TM is a derogatory term! !

Look at what you can, and be proud of it.

Liangliangliangliang: Men are not bad and women don't love them. The worse the brother is, the more I love him.

L: ...

cool cool cool cool: hee hee ~

Lu Zeyan put down the phone and closed his eyes, the smile on his lips deepened.

Little drama masters can rap and sing without acting, and it rhymes quite well.

Ye Su sent two messages in a row but got nowhere. He said "good night" again and again, then put away the phone and didn't care about it anymore.

After tidying up, he saw that it was still early and sat back in front of the computer.As soon as I started the game, I received a strange message.

[Private Chat] What kind of shit is this: Are you there?

Ye Su ignored it, and flew to the main city to pick up a daily task to do.

[Private Chat] What kind of shit is this: Miss Liangliang, I know you are online, so don't hide and keep silent.

Ye Su didn't know why Aunt Xue was possessed.

He concluded that this person was sick, let alone talk to him.Talk to the NPC directly, get the props needed for the task, and then walk to the designated place according to the prompts.

There was a river in front of it, and there was a row of fishing machines beside it. Ye Su picked one at random and started playing happily.

At the critical moment when I tried many times and was about to succeed, a friend request popped up on the screen, which happened to block my view.Ye Su was so angry that he wanted to drop the mouse, but it was too late to adjust the angle of view, so he could only press the control button blindly, without any suspense, he missed the time, and the hooked fish fell back into the water again.

Fuck, who the hell is this? !Looking for scolding! !

Ye Su angrily refused, typed - who do you think you are?Aunt Xue?Can't understand that silence means rejection?

Just after typing, another message popped up in the private chat channel.

[Private chat] What kind of crap is this: I have heard the girl's name for a long time, and I have admired it for a long time.Today Tumi Jiaren is really presumptuous, but I am definitely not a bad person, the girl can rest assured.

Ye Su was taken aback, this sounded like a confession.He was afraid of getting the wrong meaning, so he repeated it many times, thinking brother, your strike-up skills are a little weak, and martial arts dramas don't act like this anymore.

Although, he already has fans! !

It's annoying to be famous QAQ

Just as he was having fun, the other party sent another friend request.

As soon as Ye Su moved the mouse to "Agree", two big gleaming green characters of "Green Tea" popped up in his mind.

There is one thing to say, although he packs green tea, it is not real green tea.He would never do such a scumbag behavior like raising fish ponds.

Ye Su refused without hesitation. After thinking about it, he deleted the typed words in the dialog box and re-entered.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Your Excellency is kind to the little girl, it's only because we met too late, the little girl already has her own heart, and everything can't be forced.The world is so big, the legend about the little girl will gradually be forgotten after a long time, and by that time, I hope that you have found your destined person.

After sending the message, Ye Su happily went to wash the fruit.He was thinking in his heart, "Tomorrow, I must show off in front of Zepan Dongli, and let him know that my brother is also very popular."

Ye Su bit the apple and returned to the computer, and saw the message in the private chat channel as soon as he sat down.

[Private chat] What kind of shit is this: I knew that the girl had her own heart, but I couldn't control the turmoil in my heart.I have no intention of looking for a girl, I just hope that the girl can give me a chance so that I can silently wait by her side.

Fuck, whoever said that the other party is low in rank is clearly a fighter in green tea.

These days, even men don't stop! !

For a moment, Ye Su felt like he was meeting his opponent. He knew very well that he couldn't give the green tea man a chance to entangle him.

As the saying goes: It is easy to buy tea, but it is difficult to deliver tea.

At this time, you must not be soft-hearted, or you will lose.

Ye Su sneered, brother will lose?Wait another 500 years to see if it's possible! !

After typing the words, he savored them carefully.

Perfect, send.

Goodbye, little green tea.

[Private chat] Liangliangliangliang: Your son is so gentle and beautiful, how can I have the heart to put you in the spare tire position and wantonly hurt you.With the conduct of a son, it is easy to find a wishful beauty, so why bother to hide in the dark and covet.That's all the little girl said, and I hope that the young master will stop pestering me, otherwise I will look down on me. Could it be that in the young master's eyes, I am the kind of woman who looks towards Qin Muchu?

The author has something to say: Ye Su: "How about my tea-making skills?"

Lu Zeyan: "No. [-] in the world!!"

Ye Su: "Then why don't you take the bait??"

Lu Zeyan: "How do you know I didn't take the bait?"

Ye Su: "???!!!"