Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Gu Xixi sent a screenshot backhanded to Zepan Dongli, hiding her merit and fame.

Xiaoliangliang~ Just call me "sister" at you, and I have to help you too.

As long as she thinks of the legendary God Gao Lengze prostrating under the girl's pomegranate skirt, stepping down from the altar, and getting into trouble, she will be very happy, excited and looking forward to it.

At the same time, Lu Zeyan received a request to form a team as soon as he started the game.

[My friend Shuxia Hao enjoys the shade and invites you to join her team, but she agrees to decline]

Lu Zeyan pressed Agree, and the earphone and mobile phone sounded a notification that a new message was received at the same time.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Good evening, brother.

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: [Happy] [Excited] [Blowing kisses] [Circling]

Lu Zeyan: "..."

The little showman's way of welcoming her was a little too grand, completely unnecessary.He resisted the urge to rub his eyes, pressed the phone and unlocked it.

Gu Xixi: [picture]

Gu Xixi: Whose girl is so cute, please hurry up and accept it (///▽///)

Lu Zeyan slightly hooked his lower lip, put the phone aside, and returned his gaze to the screen.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: 嘤咕咕~ Brother, teach me quickly, I will definitely study hard and practice hard, and I will never disappoint my brother [Come on]

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: [Surprise] [Excitement] [Applause]

Lu Zeyan frowned, but in just three seconds, when he read WeChat, there was another bunch of messy emoticons.Where did he provoke the strange expression, his head hurts.

[Team] Zepan Tori: Where is it?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m waiting for my brother ^o^

[Team] Zepan Dongli: ...Come to the grove.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Yangzhou grove, Luoyang grove, Chang’an grove, which grove did the brother talk about [shy]

Lu Zeyan rubbed his aching temple, and suddenly felt that he was crazy, and agreed to accompany Xiaoxi to practice the operation.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: On purpose?

Gan!

Ye Su had a toothache, didn't you know if it was on purpose? ?If you don't tell the truth if you see it through, you don't understand it if you don't tell it! !The scumbag is getting less and less cute! !

As we all know, there are three ethereal sceneries in Chang'an, and Yunmeng Jiuqu Guiyun, which is a must-see for lovers.In addition, there is a relatively small one, which is Luoyang Grove.

The mountains are full of red maple trees, pavilions and water pavilions, and in the evening, they are in harmony with the setting sun, and the picture quality is so beautiful.If the special effects are fully turned on, different colors can be gradually changed against the light.Players who are squatting in the bushes and passing by outside will not be able to find it unless they look carefully, which is more interesting for no reason.

As time goes by, more and more couples shift positions and come here for a date, and the limelight even overwhelms Piao Miao Sanjing.

Ye Su just saw the needles in every corner, never letting go of any chance to flirt.In fact, it was an itchy mouth, and he had nothing to admit.

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: TT woo woo...

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I was discovered, the senior brother is so smart [wow] As expected, he is the person I like, handsome, A and heart-warming.

Ye Su was already immune, and he didn't blush or pant when he talked about it, and he didn't have any psychological pressure.

Can suffer others.

In the game, the black-clothed swordsman has an ellipsis on his head, holding his back to the white-clothed heroine, with rejection written all over his body.

In front of the screen, Lu Zeyan's cheeks twitched slightly, and the little showman's ability to blow rainbow farts became more and more powerful.And judging by her posture, she can make a mess of anything in the future.

However, the most amazing thing is that he is quite used to accepting it, it is almost poisonous! !

Fine.

He has already gathered all the monsters, weird expressions, boasting monsters, and other weird characters, so why not perform them together, he wants to see how strong his receptivity is and how tough his nerves are.

Lu Zeyan laughed silently for a while, then dropped his fingertips on the keyboard and typed quickly.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Don't boast about everything in the future, it's easy to take it seriously if it's someone else.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:! ! !

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Every word I say comes from the bottom of my heart, why don’t seniors take it seriously? ? [Crazy]

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother must be serious! !You are my light, my electricity, my only myth to guide the direction of my life, this is not a boast at all, it is a fact! ! !

God damn it, you won't be killed by electricity, you scumbag! !

Ye Su felt like he was about to vomit, because of his shamelessness, but he could still be a little more disgusting.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother is my strongest male god. He gathers the essence of the sun and the moon, cultivates the aura of heaven and earth, and deeply attracts my attention.

Lu Zeyan was convinced in capital letters, his hand typing on the keyboard became weak for a while, his temples twitched, and he was almost neurasthenic.

My friend, you are amazing and you are awesome, I am willing to bow down.

A few seconds later, he pressed the delete key to recall all the typed content, and someone happened to be passing by.

[Nearby] My boy in the wind: Zeshen?

[Nearby] I want to go home with the wind: Are you hanging up?

[Nearby] I am a boy in the wind: wait... I finally met a real person, I want to go quietly to take a photo, and take a look at his outfit by the way, maybe you can become a powerful boss.

[Nearby] I want to ride the wind to go home:...

[Nearby] Zepan Dongli:?

I, the boy in the wind, froze in place, and immediately sent a private message to Lao Gong asking what to do.

It's easy for me to go home with the wind, big brother, why don't you make a sound, it's really embarrassing.While worrying, he suddenly had an idea and opened the guild system.

[Nearby] I want to go home with the wind: Zeshen, your wife is in the Qinge sect, coordinates (18, 33)

[Nearby] I am a boy in the wind: I think she is there when she is online, she must be waiting for you.

Lu Zeyan: "..."

You don't need to think about who you are talking about, Lu Zeyan didn't bother to talk to them, and moved a little as a response.

[Team] I am a boy in the wind: I didn't deny it! !So it's really a wife! !

[Team] I want to go home with the wind: I have successfully seduced the male god, so I can enjoy the shade under the tree and be the winner in life.

The two had a brief exchange, and didn't dare to stay longer, and flew away with the melon they just ate.

Lu Zeyan didn't take the two people who were in a hurry to the future at all, and sent a message to let the little showman fly to the small woods in Yangzhou.

After getting the signal from the boss, Ye Suma took off, and after landing, he rode a horse and galloped towards the outside of Yangzhou City. There was still a short distance from the small forest. The background BGM had already added the special effects of swords, guns and sticks. Go up and play.

It is said to be a small forest, but in fact there are only a few scattered trees, which are very suitable for obstacles.There is a large piece of flat ground in the middle, and it is no problem to go around the field, which is why more and more PVP players do not go to the infinite Tai Chi Square, but come here instead.

It's still early now, PVP players are either killing all sides in the arena or being abused in the battlefield. There are only three or two groups of people in the small forest for PK, which is suitable for Ye Su to practice operations.

Lu Zeyan had been watching for a while, the two of them were chasing each other so fiercely that they didn't have time to pay attention to him, and thought he was a passerby who was bored watching the excitement.

Ye Su obediently walked in front of him, the corners of his skirt were flying and the picture was harmonious.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Shall we start, brother?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Look first.

Ye Su didn't speak anymore, and turned his gaze to the two people who were inextricably entwined.

Obviously, Qin Ge was at a disadvantage, and was chased by the assassins all over the field but had no power to fight back. Occasionally, he turned around and threw two life-saving skills in exchange for a chance to dodge.

For the overwhelming massacre, Ye Su lost interest after watching it for a minute, but he didn't express his opinion, and still squatted quietly.

After the last PK with Ningxi, Ye Su didn't feel that he was worse than anyone else in terms of escape.The result was just as he expected, Qin Ge tried his best, but was finally exhausted a little bit.

[Team] Sawapan Tori: What do you see?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: The assassin is too sharp, and the piano and song are too delicious?

The team channel was quiet for about ten seconds.

[Team] Tori Zepan: Go up and PK with the assassin.

what? !

Didn't teach anything, just started doing it?

Children, do you have many question marks——

The silent BGM circulated repeatedly in Ye Su's mind, and he felt that he could still struggle.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Seriously?

[Team] Sawapan Tori: Yes.

You shit! ! !

Ye Su was extremely reluctant, but still went up and ordered the Assassin PK.

[Nearby] Avenue Rivers and Lakes: ?

[Nearby] Enjoy the shade under the tree:!

The two inexplicably used punctuation marks to exchange feelings hastily before starting the fight.

After 1 minute, Ye Su just wanted to give himself a cool song. How could he be so confident that his escape skills were better than Qin Ge just now? Anyway, he lasted for more than 5 minutes. On the other hand, he...

Horrible!

Returning to Zepan Dongli with a ashen face, Ye Su didn't want to speak at all.

You can feel the malaise in the little drama star through the screen, and Lu Zeyan doesn't seem to think it's enough.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Is the assassin sharp?

[Team] Enjoying the shade under the tree: ... sharp TT

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Is it Qingecai?

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: QAQ...

Scumbag, you don't care.

Ye Su gritted his teeth, his cheeks bulging, not to mention how stuffy he was.The most aggrieved thing is that he can't do anything to the other party, just say he is not angry.

Lu Zeyan had had enough teasing, the temples that had been dancing wildly all night were relieved, and his mood was naturally at ease.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: The gap between you and Qinge just now lies mainly in the use of skills.It is very important to use skills reasonably according to the skills used by the opponent.What is the difference between using skills indiscriminately and fighting indiscriminately.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: The opponent is too fast, I don’t have time to look at skills.

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: woo woo woo~ I'm too good.

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Don't worry, get familiar with the skills today.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Hmm.

In the next half an hour, the two played back and forth for a dozen times.Lu Zeyan turned on the team mic, and every time she released a skill, she would explain to Shu Xiahao how to crack it, and based on her skills, she would infer other professions.

Ye Su listened carefully, obviously feeling a lot more proficient.

As expected, the big brother is still different. He is not like he used to beat him up at the slightest disagreement, and torture him to death without reaping anything.

During the intermission, Lu Zeyan went to fetch water with a cup.

On the other side, Ye Su was adjusting the plug-in according to what Zepan Dongli said, when the private chat channel suddenly sent him a surprise.

[Private chat] I am a young man in the wind: I just saw your husband wanted to take a photo quietly, but I didn't expect to be caught on the spot [embarrassing]

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: 0.0 Who is my husband?

[Private chat] I am a boy in the wind: Stop pretending, your husband has admitted it.

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Really? ! !Seek pictures for truth.

[Private chat] I am a boy in the wind: ...

What the hell! ! !

Is there something wrong, brother! !

You pretended to be cold and deep in front of me, but I didn't expect that unrestrained nature is your nature! !

Ye Su could not bear the excitement, typing with his ears warm.

【Team】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Husband~

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: [shy] [cover face] [blush]

When Lu Zeyan came back from receiving the water, seeing the shameless address in the chat channel, he almost threw the cup out.

...? ? ?

What the fuck happened again? ? ! !

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