Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Of course Lu Zeyan would not casually send WeChat messages, so he found an excuse and slipped away.

After taking a shower and lying comfortably on the bed, Lu Zeyan took out his phone and was about to do two sets of questions when he saw a bright red 1 in the upper right corner of WeChat.

He opened WeChat, and there was a friend request in the new friend column of the address book.

[Liangliang Liangliang requested to add you as a friend by searching WeChat ID, and added a message: Brother, add me quickly! !I’m under a tree so I can enjoy the shade^-^]

Lu Zeyan raised his eyebrows, the little showman must be a ghost, otherwise how could he keep his ghost alive.Just thinking about how his WeChat account was leaked, the perpetrator rushed to surrender himself.

Mu Zun: There are new surprises before going to bed, envy [Bone Calcium Snickers.jpg]

Mu Zun: Don't thank me too much. It is a traditional virtue of my Greater China to do good deeds without leaving a name.

Lu Zeyan sneered.

Friends, you have been very active recently, it's time for some warnings to remind you who is the father.

L: I won't come to Tianjijian this week.

Mu Zun: Damn it, big brother! !If you don't tell me something, what will you do if you take over the boss! !

L: I won't come next week either.

Ki Taru: ...?

L: You can score points in the arena yourself.

Mu Zun finally realized the seriousness of the matter. Although he didn't know which sensitive nerve he had poked the boss again, it was usually right to admit that he was cowardly in such a situation.

Mu Zun: I kneel down for you, Dad [kowtow]

…If the attitude of admitting mistakes is not sincere enough, it will not be accepted.

Lu Zeyan silently closed the chat dialog box, and turned down Shu Xia Hao Chengliang's friend request.

The other party soon sent another request, all kinds of tricks.

[Liuliang Liangliang requested to add you as a friend by searching WeChat ID, and added a message: Did you order wrong, brother?It's ok, I'll reapply. 】

[Liangliang Liangliang requested to add you as a friend by searching WeChat ID, and added a message: Brother, are you asleep?Remember to add me when you wake up^o^Always wait for the call of the senior brother. 】

[Liangliang Liangliang requested to add you as a friend by searching WeChat, and added a message: I want to be the brightest star in the brother's application list, and never forget to illuminate the way forward for the brother. (^з^)-☆】

Every time Lu Zeyan finished swiping a question, his phone would "ding-dong", which made him unable to calm down at all. Obviously he underestimated the little showman's patience.

On the other side, Ye Su was lying on the bed dangling his legs, staring at the phone while gnawing spicy sticks, thinking hard about the additional message with soul.

As soon as one was sent, the phone vibrated violently.

[L: I have passed your friend verification request, now we can start chatting. 】

Ye Su was overjoyed, chewed the spicy sticks in his mouth in two or threes, clicked out the emoticon pack and gave the other party two without even thinking about it.

Liangliangliangliang: [If I were a DJ, would you still love me.jpg]

Cool and cool: [Makefriends.jpg]

After the sending was successful, Ye Su felt more and more strange.

Wow, so funny.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: You retracted a message.

Cool Cool Cool Cool: You retracted a message.

Lu Zeyan quietly looked at the two emoticons that came and went in a hurry, with smiles on the corners of his eyes and brows.

Ye Su was very thankful that the other party didn't reply, and he wasn't even typing, otherwise the cute girl figure he had finally set up might collapse.

Most of his WeChat accounts are old men, and the emojis commonly used among men are quite rough and obscene.So he opened Baidu and searched for: emoji packages commonly used by girls.

The picture that popped up shocked his soul. It was either whether he should wash his hair today, or I saw that your bones are light and strange, and they are more sandy than the ones he used.

Damn, what misunderstanding did he have about his sister? ? ! !

Ye Su quickly exited and re-entered: Mengmeng's emoticon pack.

In the next second, the computer screen was occupied by all kinds of cute cats, and the cute person's face was bloody, and his eyes healed instantly from the hot spots just now.

The painting style finally returned to normal. Ye Su took a deep breath, found all kinds of interesting kittens and saved them to WeChat custom emoticons, and then chose the English short cutie he thought was the cutest and pressed send.

Liangliangliangliang: [My eyes are all about you.jpg]

That's right, Ye Su looked more and more satisfied, and then opened Zepan Dongli's data card, the profile picture was a middle-aged and elderly landscape picture, and the personal profile was empty.The circle of friends is set to be visible for three days, clearly refusing to share life.

I didn't see anything, Ye Su was wilted, he just felt dull, even the spicy sticks in his mouth didn't taste good.He kicked the quilt in dissatisfaction, and couldn't help complaining: It really is Yu Zhi, living a really boring life.

Just as he was poking the profile picture on the screen fiercely, the phone vibrated twice again. He thought it was news from the guild group, and returned to the message list without interest, and the tiger's body shook suddenly.

L: [If I were a DJ, would you still love me.jpg]

L: [Makefriends.jpg]

Ye Su: "..."

Ye Su was lucky enough to open the chat dialog box, and after seeing the emoji posted by Zepan Dongli, the expression on his face was more exciting than the palette.

The cute cat was still hanging on the chat interface, ruthlessly mocking him.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Shame on me! !Damn Zepan Dongli is a wolf with a big tail in human skin! ! !

He rolled around on the bed with the quilt rolled up, and he didn't calm down until his hair was curled into a chicken coop.

Cool cool cool cool:? ? ?

Liangliangliangliang: What did the senior brother post? ?

Lu Zeyan: "..."

233333 Is it okay to play dumb?

Lu Zeyan lay back on the bed, covered his narrowed eyes with his hands, licked his dry lips lightly, and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

After the emotion passed, he picked up his phone to type again.

L: Nothing, I don’t know who posted the emoji, it’s very cute.

Ye Su: "..." Brother, what misunderstanding do you have about cuteness?

Liangliangliangliang: Haha~ it’s very cute... I saved it ^-^

Seeing that he was fooling around, Ye Su quickly changed the subject.

Liangliangliangliang: When will senior brother teach me PK tomorrow?

L: Evening.

The sky is about to brighten outside the window, and the twilight of morning light illuminates the bedroom through the thin curtains.

Lu Zeyan hooked his lower lip helplessly, and unknowingly played all night again, ever since he met the little showman, he seemed to often stay up late.Adjusting the phone to silent, put it on the bedside table to charge, and he changed to a comfortable position to sleep.

In a quiet bedroom, the phone screen lights up every few seconds.

Liangliangliangliang: Do I need to prepare anything?Apart from PK, can you take a look at my equipment? I also forgot the QAQ commonly used skills in PVP

Liangliangliangliang: If I am Taicai brother, don’t dislike me [so sad]

Cool, cool, cool: brother~

Cool, cool, cool: brother~

Liangliangliangliang: Are you asleep?brother?

Liangliangliangliang: Good night, brother, ^o^See you tomorrow.

In his sleep, Lu Zeyan frowned slightly, always feeling that someone was shouting "Senior Brother...Senior Brother..." in his ear, and his ghost was lingering.

~

The next day, Ye Su was woken up by the phone under his face. He stared blankly at the ceiling, his eyes were full of bewilderment, and his wandering thoughts hadn't come back.

The phone beside the pillow kept ringing, and the sleepiness on Ye Su's face was gradually replaced by irritability.He suddenly turned over and sat up, pressed his aching temple, picked up his phone and picked it up.

"You better fucking be okay."

"My mother is fine, can I do it if I have something to do?" Chen Haofei scolded silently, every time he bumped into the gun, he resisted, Ding Fan, the plastic brother, didn't care.

Seeing that Ye Su didn't return for a long time, he asked casually, "What were you up to last night, are you still sleeping at this hour?"

Of course I'm busy!Go!tease!Chinese!

Ye Su fell back on the bed, recalling what happened yesterday in his mind bit by bit——

Zepan Dongli is famous for those who mock him.

Zepan Dongli asked him if he was wronged.

Zepan Dongli promised to teach him PK.

Zepan Dongli added him on WeChat.

!

Fuck, get a little over the top.

Ye Su couldn't believe that the other party was Zepan Dongli, maybe he wasn't awake yet.However, everything that happened yesterday is vivid in his mind, and all of them prove to him the authenticity of everything.

He cut out the call and opened WeChat, and saw the name at the top of the message list at a glance, and the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably.He blinked and stared at the screen for a long time before he felt the reality, and instantly turned into a psychopath, grabbed the quilt and laughed wildly.

Chen Haofei couldn't help but trembled, he didn't seem to tell any jokes, did he? ?

When the momentum gradually passed, Ye Su broke out in sweat. He kicked off the quilt and turned over to sit up. He picked up the phone to check the time, only to find that the phone was still on the phone. Thinking that his crazy operation might be seen by Chen Haofei, his tone instantly Can't get better, "Why haven't you gone yet?"

Chen Haofei wanted to say that you are fucking normal, but I thought you were bewitched.He rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, held it back for a while, and said, "Brother Su, you're not in the right shape, don't play games and get sick."

"Roll, ivory can't come out of a dog's mouth."

Ye Su took the clothes and walked to the bathroom, the two chatted for a while, and agreed on a time to go to the KFC near the school.

With a pack of homework in hand, Ye Su went out.He was close to KFC, and Chen Haofei and Ding Fan were still on the way.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, when KFC was the least crowded, Ye Su randomly found a place to drop the bag and went to line up.

There was a couple in front of him. It is estimated that the girl has choice phobia, and she was not satisfied with the food introduced by the waiter, biting her fingers and struggling repeatedly.The boy was watching dryly from the side, but he was not too embarrassed to rush. It seemed that he had just fallen in love not long ago.

Ye Su was bored and took out his phone to send a text message to Chen Haofei.

Suddenly, a man ran over in a hurry from the opposite side, forcibly squeezed between him and the girl, and pushed him along the way.

Ye Su didn't stand still, and fell back a step, his elbow slammed into the chest of the person behind him, and immediately he groaned, and the phone flew out.

He reflexively grabbed the phone and almost fell out. Fortunately, someone helped his waist, and a "be careful" sounded in his ears at the same time.

As soon as Ye Su stood firm, he immediately turned around and wanted to apologize. The other party just raised his head and met his eyes. He froze in shock, and the apology suddenly changed to "It's you!!"

Lu Zeyan picked up the mobile phone on the ground and returned it to the other party, with a casual "hmm".

The little drunk is a troublemaker.

Ye Su looked at the hand he was pressing on his chest and rubbed gently, full of guilt, "It's the third time."

Lu Zeyan didn't understand what he wanted to express for a while, so he gave him a questioning look.

"You saved me three times." Ye Su felt embarrassed instantly, and pointed to Lu Zeyan's chest, "I'm sorry, how about I rub it for you?"

Lu Zeyan: "..."

Ye Su also knew how weird his behavior was, so he laughed dryly in embarrassment.

The couple in front finally finished ordering in a struggle, Lu Zeyan broke the embarrassment, "It's your turn."

"Oh." While ordering, Ye Su turned around and said, "I'll treat you to what you want to eat."

Lu Zeyan: "No need."

"You've saved me three times, so take it as a thank you." Ye Su paid the money regardless of the other party's refusal.

Lu Zeyan thanked him and was about to leave with the packed things when his sleeves were pulled off suddenly. He turned his head and saw the little drunk with bent eyes and asked him, "I've been saved so many times by you, and I still don't know you What's the name?"

The so-called lack of hands, Lu Zeyan is really hard to refuse to eat with big bags and small bags. Besides, the little drunk is quite interesting. If he knows that he is the way, I don’t know how he will react.

"Is it inconvenient?" Ye Su pursed his lips in disappointment, and just about to say forget it when he heard the other party announce his name——

Lu Zeyan.

Ye Su was so happy that his eyes narrowed, he raised his hand in front of the other party, "Ye Su, nice to meet you."

Lu Zeyan stretched out his hand to touch him lightly, and suddenly laughed meaningfully, "Understood, Brother Su."

The author has something to say: Lu Zeyan: "Tell me, are you following me?"

Ye Su: "Not at all, it was fate that brought us together."

Lu Zeyan: "Tell me, how much money did you give to bribe the author?"

Ye Su: "Not at all, the main reason is that I'm cute."

Xia Lulu: "...you are so cute!!!"