Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

In three dimensions, the two hugged each other.

Too bad it's a game.

I saw the female heroine in white flying towards the swordsman in black with a fluttering skirt, just as a little sparrow flew by, the scene was beautiful for a time.

Then, she directly passed through the swordsman, and had a face-to-face kill with the assassin behind him.

Ye Su: "..."

Zepan Tori: "..."

assassin:"???"

Gu Xixi: "It was my mistake that I didn't calculate the distance well."

This push came too unexpectedly, Ye Su couldn't react at all, just thought hehe, it really is plastic sisters, it's okay to push his own people into the "fire pit"! !

Inexplicably trapped in the enemy camp, surrounded by red names, Ye Su didn't dare to move at all. He wanted to wait for the other party to break the deadlock, but Zepan Dongli was obviously more patient than him.

After thinking about it for a long time, he opened the near chat channel and was about to type, when he saw a message from Gu Xixi.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: hand slippery [tears]

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: [Emm]...

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Your brother hasn't finished his homework yet?

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: 0.0 no.

[Private chat] Gu Xixi: Primary school students are working hard now.

[Private Chat] Enjoying the shade under the tree: It's hard work, I have to write 10 essays today, and I can't sleep if I can't finish writing, you say it's miserable.

[Private Chat] Gu Xixi: ………… Miserable.

Don't talk about slippery hands, it's useless if your hands are broken! !

I'm a shemale, I don't have a heart, you'd better die and let me take care of this heart! !

Ye Su frantically pressed the keyboard just to vent his anger, and when he hit the send button, he reined in the precipice, silently deleted and re-entered.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Let's do it, brother, I don't want to embarrass you.

[Nearby] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Isn’t it just death, for the sake of senior brother, I am very willing, don’t have psychological pressure.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Come on, brother, I'm ready. [happy]

[Nearby] Gu Xixi: ...

[Nearby] Liu Huaifeng: ...

What a considerate and good girl, are you really not ready to protect her?

Almost all the people from the two major gangs at the scene knew that it was good to enjoy the shade under the tree. Even if they hadn’t seen much, they had been popularized. Hearing her tea-scented way of speaking, it was another wave of teasing before, but at this moment, It's subtle.

Especially the Fanyin Pavilion, which has the winning ticket in hand, together with the gang leader, pretended to be dead silently, only peeping at the screen, not interrupting, eating melons silently, and a harmonious society.

In private, many girls who were close to Ye Su quietly sent condolences.

[Private Chat] Yu Yu: Pity the world, there are lovers, love and kill each other is so tragic, I almost cry! !

[Private chat] Bean paste buns: Don't cry cool, stand up and masturbate.After getting through today, you and the boss will be counted as a help.

[Private chat] Jinse Sixian: It's okay, it's just a game.It’s a costly job to die in a battle, and it costs 10000 gold just to repair the weapon, but your husband is not short of money, so ask him to pay the bill after you’re done.

Seeing the screen full of comfort, Ye Su felt complacent for a while, feeling extremely happy.Dear senior brother, I don't believe what you did.

He was too lazy to reply one by one, so he replied directly in the friend channel group.

[Friend] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: Thank you girls for QAQ, I’m willing to do anything for my brother.

[Friends] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m so happy to be able to help with my senior brother. Although it’s only an affiliated gang, I’m still so happy that I can’t stop.

[Friend] Gu Xixi:? ? ?

[Friend] Gu Xixi: You unfamiliar white-eyed wolf, do you think I'm dead? !

【Friend】It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I'm dying QAQ...

[Friend] Gu Xixi:! ! !

Seeing the news that popped up on the friend channel, Lu Zeyan couldn't help but hooked his lips, "I won't kill you."

"I know you can't bear it!!" Ye Su murmured softly, the little tail behind him was almost up to the sky, he opened the dialog box and typed: No way——

"You kill yourself, the loss is small." Lu Zeyan deliberately slowed down his voice, speaking very clearly.

Ye Su stopped typing, and his overly bright smile froze at the corner of his mouth little by little. When he finished digesting the meaning of the other party's words, all the veins on his forehead burst out.

What? ? ?

What the hell is this hard-hearted? ?Absolutely, I really want to dig it out and take a look.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I don't want to kill myself, the strategy says that the last three heads are worth a lot of money, come and kill me, brother.

[Nearby] Gu Xixi: ...

[Nearby] Liu Huaifeng:? ? ?

[Nearby] Gu Xixi: Can you be a little self-conscious as a member of Lingxuejian's gang, who is the one who said that she would do her best to stop her husband?who is she? ! !

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I tried my best to stop it, but the brother is too strong, what can I do [Show hands].

[Nearby] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: There are only three people left in our gang, and Mr. Liu just spit blood, what’s the difference from lying on the ground.There are many people on the opposite side, no matter how hard we struggle, we will lose. It is better to accept the arrangement of fate frankly and choose the opponent we admire to die under his knife. It is not only romantic but also a worthy death.

Everyone on the field was dumbfounded, what a peerless relationship! !

Lu Zeyan's expression is indescribable, are you sure it's not a peerless wonder? ?

Even if he had seen too many strange operations by the other party, he had to obey.There are new surprises every day, and every day is more surprising.

The recent chat channel was silent for nearly 1 minute before the corpses realized that they were connoted.

[Nearby] Liu Huaifeng: Is there something wrong? ? ?

[Nearby] I want to go home with the wind: the corpse sent a chicken coop warning! !

[Nearby] I am a boy in the wind: Although we are corpses, we have an unyielding soul and do not accept any malicious ridicule.

[Nearby] Gu Xixi: Hurry up and die for me! !

Gu Xixi seemed to be furious, and turned on the microphone and roared: "Boss Dongli, will you kill me or not? If you don't kill me, I will kill you."

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: No, my head is my brother's, and others don't want to touch it.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother ^o^ Come and kill me.

Please kill her quickly! !

Gu Xixi figured it out, mother's gang with such a weak combat effectiveness doesn't matter, just want to see Zepan Dongli kill the tree under the tree so that he can enjoy the shade, which is a ghostly animal mentality.

Lu Zeyan ignored Gu Xixi, resisting the urge to kill the showman in front of him, and asked, "Are you really not going to kill yourself?"

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: No.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: My life belongs to my brother, even I have no right to take it away.

Ye Su looked at the time while typing, there were still 10 minutes until the end of the gang battle, as long as he could make it to the end, the winner would be Ling Xuejian.

In fact, from the very beginning, he was betting that Zepan Dongli couldn't bear it. He had no hope at first, but as time passed, indifference gradually turned into expectation.

Lu Zeyan frowned slightly, his hand on the keyboard was about to press down.He endured it and wanted to say a few more words to dispel some unrealistic thoughts, when he heard a "ding dong".

[Private chat] Mu Zun: ...the promise of fairness and justice will never be released, I believe your evil! !

[Private Chat] Mu Zun: Hehe [Funny] If you really don't have the heart to go to the world to recognize a coward, we won't blame you, brother.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: Get lost.

Lu Zeyan actually had no other intentions, nor could he bear it. He just felt that it was a "cute girl" after all to enjoy the shade under the tree, so he ignored her repeated attempts to show her affection. Although he had no obligation to respond to her, he couldn't do it too badly. Let the other party lose face.

However, it is obvious that the other party is different from him in terms of cognition.

The scene was tense for a while, no one from the two gangs spoke, who cared about the result when they were full of melons.

In the last 3 minutes, Ye Su was already fidgeting, so he simply took out his mobile phone and played a small game. He tried to distract his attention, but he couldn't hold on for a few seconds before his eyes returned to the screen.

Seeing that there was still 1 minute left, Ye Su couldn't help counting down loudly in his heart.

"10, 9, 8..."

Before counting seven, the screen suddenly flashed, and the top of the heroine's head kept turning red.

Ye Su didn't react, and lay down inexplicably.

[System] Ningxi killed the tree to enjoy the shade.

Ye Su: "..."

Zepan Dongli: "???"

Everything happened too fast, before everyone could react, the system popped up messages one after another.

[System] The Immortal of Wine killed Gu Xixi.

[System] Brilliant Xingheng killed Liu Huaifeng.

[System] The 4-hour gang battle between Fanyin Pavilion and Lingxue has ended, and the winner is Fanyin Pavilion.

After a few seconds.

[Datang Secret Report [-]: It is rumored that the two major gangs in the rivers and lakes, Fanyinge and Lingxuejian, fought five times because they did not agree to a contract for the territory. Gongge. 】

[Datang Secret Report [-]: It is rumored that Lingxuejian suffered repeated setbacks, and was subdued by the strength of Fanyin Pavilion in the continuous blows, and willingly formed a brotherhood with the other party.Since then, the two gangs have joined hands to advance and retreat, conspiring in martial arts. 】

No matter how lively the world was and how quiet the people around him were, Ye Su didn't react except in a daze.Until a row of familiar red words popped up on the screen——

Your guild, Lingxuejian, achieved a score of 4/0 in the 5-hour guild battle against Fanyinge, and the system automatically judged Lingxuejian to be an affiliated guild of Fanyinge.For specific results, please check in the guild system.

In fact, Ye Su was not very surprised by such a result, he never thought that he would win, after all, there is a huge difference in strength.What's more, Ling Xuejian has at most half a dime relationship with him, so it's not enough to say that she is sad.

He's just upset.

Fuck! !

If you fucking want to kill, kill early, who are you kidding me in the last ten seconds.

However, there was something even more unpleasant waiting for him.

[Recent Chat] Gu Xixi:? ? ?

[Recent Chat] Ning Xi: I saw that she wanted to die, so I kindly gave her a ride.

[Recent Chat] Yuyu: Girl, have you seen it clearly?She wants to die in the hands of her husband, why are you joining in the fun?

[Recent Chat] Ning Xi: Who is her husband? ? ?Did not see it.

[Recent Chat] Jinse Silk String: Still need to watch? ? ?

[Recent Chat] Ning Xi: Anyway, I only saw that who kept posting upside down, and I didn't see anything else.

[Recent chat] Gu Xixi: Whoever posted it upside down, you need to mix in the little fun between people's love.

[Recent Chat] The Immortal of Wine: It's too much effort, the other party can't afford to lose, just tell me, what's the idea of ​​deliberately sending out a small green tea?

[Recent Chat] Gu Xixi: Keep your mouth clean. If you can attack us by force, can't you outsmart us?But if you lose, you lose, you can take whatever you want, my sister is not afraid of losing! !

Lu Zeyan never thought that when he had a private chat with Mu Zun, he would lie down under the tree to enjoy the shade? ? ?

The person who was alive and kicking one second, whose tail was about to go up to the sky, was lying on the ground in the next second. Lu Zeyan couldn't help frowning, feeling a little upset for no reason.

Seeing that the recent chat channel was getting louder and more fierce, and he kept talking about the little green tea, the feeling of unhappiness in his heart became more and more intense.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: You don't want to say something?

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: I have no position.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: ... If I were your wife, I would probably have to leave you.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: Yes.

[Private chat] Mu Zun: ...

Ye Su waited quietly for a while, but didn't wait for Zepan Dongli to speak, feeling angry and disappointed.

your uncle -

I'm blind and want to throw you in my arms, if I have the ability, come to a real PK, see if I don't beat you, you will find your teeth all over the place.

Ye Su was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he ordered to leave the team after holding back for a while.Before leaving, he couldn't help but glance at the silent man in front of him.

Sure enough, he is a scumbag with no heart.

The author has something to say: senior brother, let’s find out about the chasing wife crematorium...

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As the strongest mid laner in the canyon, Su Jian's ultimate goal is to pass the KPL youth training to enter the professional duo with the idol Pretender Chi Shen.

As for the live broadcast, playing with him, and flirting with wild fathers are all his first steps.

Unexpectedly, Ye Daddy's cruel words were still coquettish. In the spirit of worshiping the strong, Su Jian fell into the trap without principle.

Just the day before their face-to-face meeting, Su Jian received a notice to enter the KPL youth training camp.

Chi Zhe: Do you think you like PretenderCZ?

Su Jian: I like it.

Chi Zhe: Then what the hell am I! !

Su Jian: My boyfriend?

Chi Zhe was leaning on the balcony to bask in the sun, with a lollipop in his mouth, with mixed expressions of sadness and joy on his face.

One week into the camp, the idol suddenly parachuted in to become the tactical coach of the youth training. Su Jian was so cold that it was difficult to breathe, and he spoke incoherently and just wanted to hug her.

After getting along for a month, Su Jian felt that the idol was a bit weird and coquettish.

Su Jian: I have a boyfriend, an idol.

Chi Zhe: Who is your boyfriend? Is it better than me?

Su Jian: Yes.

Chi Zhe:? ? ?

Su Jian: He is born to be a jungler, and he is very good at manipulating thieves. How about a game when you have time? ?

The same balcony, the same lollipop, the same sorrow and joy.

Late. A few wild thieves are awesome. Real Su Jian boyfriend. National uniform wild father PretenderCZ. Su Jian idol Zhe quit the chat with a sour face, panicking in his heart——

[Question: How can I compete with myself solo, wait online, urgent! ! 】