Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

The moment the boss fell, there was only one person left in the sea of ​​corpses all over the ground, and Ye Su couldn't take his eyes off the Xuanhei swordsman at all.

Fuck, kind of handsome!

He pressed his chest with one hand, feeling his heartbeat slowly increasing.Before tasting it, system messages popped up on the screen one after another.

[Congratulations to your Excellency for successfully killing the world boss Sha and completing the rare achievement [Slaughter Demon!Tianshu]. 】

[Your Excellency was not hit by Sha's death stare in the battle with the world boss Sha, and obtained the achievement [The Most Walking Cub in the Field]. 】

[Datang Secret Report [-]: Players Zepan Dongli, under the tree to enjoy the shade, Yuyu, Jiuxiaolingyun, and don't send a letter defeated the tantric suzerain Mo Luocha who has endangered the martial arts for many years in Huiqingdong, and won the rare title [Broken Star]. 】

[Datang Mibao [-]: The player Zepan Dongli retreated after defeating the tantric suzerain, Mo Luocha, and took away the most beloved thing [Sha] from Mo Luocha during his lifetime. 】

[System Announcement: The World Boss has been defeated, and the system is clearing the score. The team with the highest score will get the first kill bonus task [Memories of the Demon Rakshasa]. 】

When the BOSS's blood volume was 2%, he suddenly went berserk, and he easily slapped himself, who was full of blood, to death with just a ribbon, leaving Zepan Dongli struggling with only residual blood.To be honest, Ye Su didn't expect to be able to survive at all. Looking at the system messages full of screens at the moment, his mind was dazed for a while, and he didn't have a definite sense of reality until the team channel frantically swiped rainbow farts.

[Team] Don't send letters:! ! !

[Team] Don't send letters: It's too awesome, my blood boils when I read it, and three exclamation marks can't express my admiration for the boss at all.

[Team] Don't send letters: I just want to kneel to the boss! !

[Team] Jiuxiao Lingyun: I've already kneeled! !

[Team] Yuyu: So excited, is this over? !Seeing you being shot to death one by one by the BOSS makes me despair.I didn't dare to open my eyes at all in the last two minutes, what a pity, I hate to miss Zeshen's wonderful moment! !

Ignoring the rainbow farts in the team, Lu Zeyan opened the achievement system quite calmly, moved the mouse over it-[Memories of Mo Luosha], and explained only one sentence: the team got it.

Unable to quit the team, he pressed the shortcut key to meditate to recover his blood, and pulled a math paper to do it.

At the same time, Ye Su tapped Resurrection, trotted all the way from the respawn point to Zepan Dongli, and opened the interactive window while typing.

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: brother is awesome, brother is the most handsome, brother is so capable! !

[Team] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I'm so happy [dancing].

The corners of Lu Zeyan's mouth twitched. He was very glad that the little showman's desire to perform didn't flare up when he first hit the boss. At least he didn't have to deal with the boss so hard, and at the same time, he had to control himself from doing stupid things.

But fortunately, within three seconds, the heroine who was holding the piano by her side got closer and closer, and her movements became more and more strange, which made Lu Zeyan suffocate for a while.

[Team] Jiuxiao Lingyun: I feel so redundant.

[Team] Yuyu: My rainbow fart is not worth mentioning in front of Liangliang QAQ

The built-in dance moves in the interactive window can no longer satisfy Brother Su. You must know that the highest level of dog licking is to create surprises without surprises, otherwise how can you show that you are special.

So Ye Su rummaged through the interaction window, and finally found a few sets of roughly the same movements. He happily tried many times, and finally pieced together a relatively consistent movement, which was really interesting from a distance.

Brother Su is very satisfied with his brain hole.

God! !What an amazing talent I am! !

However, the reality is like this -

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree: Is it good looking, brother?

[Team] Zepan Dongli: Spicy eyes.

[Team] Enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Team] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: ………………

What's wrong with your eyes? ! !

Ye Suqi smiled, and the emotion in his heart disappeared instantly.He crackled and pressed the keyboard to vent, and the dancing heroine on the screen stopped in an extremely weird posture.

[Team] It’s nice to enjoy the shade under the tree: I’m a little excited after beating the boss. I’m sorry, brother, I hurt your eyes. It’s my fault.

Lu Zeyan pretended not to hear the sarcasm in the sarcastic remarks under the tree, and calmly replied "It's okay".

God damn it doesn't matter! !Smelly straight man, go play on your own, I won't wait for you anymore! !

Ye Su was so full of breath that he didn't want to care about Zepan Dongli any more, so he simply opened the system to study the achievement he had just obtained.

At the same time, the recent chat channel exploded, and the screen swiping speed was so fast that it was impossible to see it without locking the screen.

[Nearby] The benefactor stays behind: The most difficult thing since Chang'an opened the server, the boss who has never passed the physical server just like this? ?

[Nearby] Idler A and B: Killing a world boss is just a title, a pendant, and extra rewards... Is it too much? ?

[Nearby] The World of Random Flowers: I just previewed [Sha], it’s really good-looking, and the game is too friendly for Zepan Dongli! !When several other world bosses were killed, why didn't they receive this kind of treatment.

[Nearby] Chaotic Flower World: Well, I admit that I am sour.

[Nearby] The benefactor stayed behind: Zepan Dongli is the son of Chang'an Luan, still need to doubt?Good treatment is enviable and enviable.

Ye Su was almost taken away by the BOSS because of spying on the screen, and to avoid similar situations from happening again, he suppressed his heart of gossip and decisively blocked the recent chat channel.So he didn't know anything at the moment, until his teammates couldn't stand it and complained on the team channel, he just cut over and scrolled the mouse to look up.

Ye Su sneered, some people can't beat the boss, it's true that they can talk about it, but they are not satisfied with the big boss leading them to fly, wouldn't it be good to just lie down and get points?

[Nearby] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: what’s the level of the first few bosses, what’s the level of this boss, are there no points in the bar?

[Nearby] Yuyu: What is the level of the first few bosses, what is the level of this boss, is there no point in the bar?

[Nearby] Don't send letters: What's the level of the first few bosses, what's the level of this boss, are there no points in the bar?

[Nearby] Jiuxiao Lingyun: What is the level of the first few bosses, what is the level of this boss, is there no point in the bar?

[Nearby] The benefactor Liubu: Uh...

[Nearby] Chaotic Flower World: What did I say?I do not remember.

[Nearby] Jinse Sixian: Hahaha, I will wait for my husband.

[Nearby] Red Bean Paste: Cool and fresh, I love it.

After sending the message, Ye Su regretted it.

The promised brother will stop serving me, my face hurts.

Also, what's wrong with these people?Is the point card too cheap?Don't revive or return the map after defeating the boss, just to lie on the ground and brag?

Ye Su typed to make Jinchat channel stop blinding YY himself and Zepan Dongli, but when he thought of what he had done before, which one was not to make people misunderstand him and Zepan Dongli, he typed half of the words, He was silently withdrawn again.

Forget it, let's just be YY, anyway, he's definitely holding on to this big thick leg.As for the future, let's talk about it later.

With a big heart, he only obeys Brother Su.

The corpses lying on the ground were revived one after another and left the map, and the hot wind from the recent chat channel blew across the world in a blink of an eye.

[World] Moonset Wushuang: Am I the only one who cares about the operations of the boss? ?The handicapped party's real name is envious! !

[World] I want to go home with the wind: Zepan Dongli is a god, and the last 2% counter-kill made my eyes straight.

[World] Bean Paste: I would say that I didn't even see clearly how the boss hides his skills, so the boss died oo

[World] Jinse Silk String: Didn't see clearly +1.

[World] I am a boy in the wind: It's not your fault, it's because the boss is too fast.

[World] I want to go home with the wind: Is it okay to say that the boss Zepan is the fastest man in Chang'an?

[World] I am a boy in the wind: nothing wrong! !

[World] Red Bean Paste: No problem! !

[World] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: nothing wrong! !

[World] I want to go home with the wind: official recognition is the deadliest.

【World】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: ……………

Lu Zeyan came back from answering the phone, and was a little upset by the news on the world channel. He flipped through the chat history, slowly typed three question marks, but felt that it was not enough, typed a row of exclamation points, and then typed.

[World] Zepan Dongli: Who wants to die quickly, I can do it for you.It's cool under the tree, don't you think?Or have you already experienced it?

[World] I want to go home with the wind: Fuck! ! ? ?It was a matter of a man's dignity, and the little wife didn't show mercy.

[World] I am a boy in the wind: I am very aggressive... I am going to die! !

[World] Bean Paste Bun: ...Have you experienced it? ?

After sending the message, Lu Zeyan felt relieved, and leisurely returned to WeChat with his mobile phone, glancing at the computer screen from time to time.

No man likes to be talked about quickly, even if he is aloof and bossy.

In front of the computer, Ye Su looked at Zepan Dongli's cryptic news, and his cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.He was obviously ashamed in his heart, but he refused to admit it, and instead typed very stubbornly.

In Brother Su's dictionary, not making a sound is equivalent to admitting that he is a coward. Is Brother Su such a cowardly person?

Obviously not.

He's clearly not being cowardly.

[World] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I think, do you dare?

[World] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: not now, but it’s not sure in the future.

[World] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I will work hard, brother [circling circle]

[World] Zither Strings:? ? ?

[World] Chaotic Flower World: Come on goddamn...

[World] Yuyu: Did I join some restricted channel? ?

[World] I am a boy in the wind: call the police.

I want to call the police more than you! !

Ye Su had the urge to break his own hand, and when he thought of Zepan Dongli's expression, he couldn't bear to look at it.

Sure enough, the other party was silent.

Kind of embarrassing.

But who can be blamed.

Don't you think it's delicious? !

What a fart, seeing that Zepan Dongli really didn't intend to speak out in the world, Ye Su's heart burst into flames.

His current image is at least that of a soft and cute girl, although he was the one who started the conversation.But as a man, you can't be generous, just say anything, at least don't embarrass him so much! !

No, he can't understand it. Such a big and cute girl is stuck upside down. What are you dissatisfied with?

Ye Su sneered, pinched the mouse and pointed at the black-robed swordsman who was meditating in the game.

Come on, hurt each other.

Anyway, my brother went crazy, even he was afraid.

On the other end, Lu Zeyan answered the phone again and came back. Seeing the crooked painting style of the World Channel, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

really--

[World] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Although I am very sad, I know that I must be not good enough, and the operation is not good. It is normal for the senior brother to ignore me.

[World] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: But it's okay, I will continue to work hard to practice the operation well, don't compromise and don't give up, so that the brothers can see me.

Ye Su posted a few emoji packs pretending to be strong, and the affection and emotion were absolutely amazing.

God, I am so miserable! !

The more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became, and he was even moved.

Who doesn't like this kind of young lady who is still strong after being broken by a scumbag.

The subsequent replies were all comforting him as he expected.Very good, this effect is what I want.

Hmph, you know how powerful you are, brother! !

The author has something to say: In the future——

Lu Zeyan: "Am I fast?"

Ye Su: "..."

Ye Su: "Brother, do you still hold grudges?"

Lu Zeyan: "It's about men's respect, you must remember it."

Ye Su: "..."