Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

The message was sent successfully, Lu Zeyan closed the dialog box.

It was rare for him to start to reflect on himself as an individual. He was indeed too much. Just now a series of operations were changed on his own head, and he had already lost his temper.

The earphones were talking intermittently, and occasionally a dispute broke out in a few sentences, and was quickly taken over by the next topic. He listened silently, and occasionally tapped twice with his fingertips on the table.

After a few seconds, no reply.

It seems that he has a little temper.

Thinking of the singing under the tree just now to enjoy the cool and drifting, and the weak begging for mercy afterwards, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and the rare evil taste came out, and he couldn't suppress it.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: It sounds really nice.

What a fart! !

It's good not to mention it, but Ye Su's anger surged up again when he mentioned it.

But everyone can hear it, the tune after letting go of the self has gone to the sky and can't be pulled back. It's all devils who say it sounds good! !

Later, if I hadn't returned YY by myself and ran fast, I might have suffered a lot of frenzied mental whiplash.

After finally slowing down, this girl is rushing to give "comfort" again. I don't know what evil intentions An has. Do you think he is not ugly enough?If he didn't meet the standards of a boss, he was weak.

The more Ye Su thought about it, the more he felt that this person was funny and perverted, he was a werewolf.But in front of Zepan Dongli, he definitely couldn't say that, after all, the soft and cute girl was set there.

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: senior brother, how can you bully me with outsiders [sad]

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: [crying] [sad] [grievance]

Hey, Ye Su sighed.

Too hard, this game is too hard.

He is no longer that simple blue boy who can say whatever he wants and live a carefree life.

At the same time, Lu Zeyan laughed straight at the sight, and was so sad that he even swiped his emoji, which is quite unique.

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: I didn't bully you, I was telling the truth.

After the news was sent out, Lu Zeyan looked at the time. There were still 7 minutes before the World Boss would start. He walked to the NPC in a leisurely manner and signed up.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli:?

More than four minutes later.

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: senior brother [wailing loudly]

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: What?

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: You lied to me! !

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli:?

[Private Chat] Enjoying the shade under the tree: I just went to YY to download the recording, and it doesn't sound good at all! !

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: ...

Lu Zeyan sat cross-legged on the bed, with his back against the wall, looked at the computer on his lap, and finally couldn't help but let out all the laughter that he had held back all night. The stamina was a bit strong, and the computer on his lap was shaking.

Hearing laughter suddenly, the other two in the earphones tacitly stopped discussing.Although they didn't know what happened, they could feel that the boss was really happy.

Happy to let go of myself.

"Dongli."

no response.

"Boss?"

Still no response.

"Zepan Tori!!"

Mu Zun couldn't help yelling, and the other party replied him with a very personal and representative "um".

"What makes you so happy," Mu Zun paused, and put on an expectant expression, "Say it so we can have fun too?"

Lu Zeyan: "Get out." Indifferent and rude.

Mu Zun was annoyed, and murmured softly: "You can guess it, the shameless smile must have something to do with your wife."

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. [so bad]

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I despise you, brother [slap]

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: But I despise myself [crying] singing so badly, what should I do, brother [anxious] [cover face]

Lu Zeyan watched the little showman's messages of venting, and said calmly: "If you have any opinions, speak up."

"No, you heard it wrong." Mu Zun quickly changed the subject, "What do you think of the request made by Chief Gu?"

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: [touch head]

Lu Zeyan lost his expression without even thinking about it, and said in a serious manner: "I only want to mention two points. First, the gang war will not stop tomorrow. The result will be the same no matter who you send. Second, become a subordinate After the guild, all the authority of the Tiangong Pavilion can be given to you except for the red blood jade. You can discuss the remaining details with Mu Zun."

After finishing speaking, he quit YY without giving Gu Xixi a chance to refute.

On the other side of the computer, Ye Su was quite frightened. Today Zepan Dongli seemed to be possessed by a demon. He had a vague thought in his mind. If that was the case, there would be an explanation for all these abnormal behaviors.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: brother.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli:?

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: You posted an emoji just now! ! [surprise]

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: Well, it's posted.

Unexpectedly, the other party was so calm, Ye Su hesitated instead, but after thinking about it carefully, he still knocked out the true thoughts in his heart.

[Private chat] Enjoy the shade under the tree: You are definitely not Tori Zepan himself, honestly admit who you are?Is it power leveling?Pretend to be what my senior brother wants to do.

After waiting for several seconds, the other party replied.

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: How do you know I'm not him.

Ye Su looked as if he could see through the truth, the liars are really good now, he almost believed it.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: My senior brother would not do such a low-key thing like brushing emojis.

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: [Wangcai]

It really wasn't me, even Wangcai knew about it.

Ye Su sneered, but he didn't expect that even a boss like Zepan Dongli would find power leveling, so it's nothing for him to find the boss group to lie dead.

[Private Chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: As a power leveling agent, just do what you should do, and don’t do unnecessary small moves in the future.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I don't even think about it, can my senior brother pretend to be anyone?

So funny.

A little cute.

But the little showman's brain is not very good, so he forgot about his microphone so quickly.

Lu Zeyan leaned back and changed into a more comfortable position, with a strong smile in his eyes.He was about to tease a few more words, but a reminder dialog box popped up saying that the World Boss queued up to enter the 10-minute countdown.

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: Do you want to fight the world boss?

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: Do you want to fight?

Ye Su rested his fingers on the keyboard, and read the two messages sent by the other party several times before recalling them.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Do you not understand the words! !I said not to use my brother's account to mess around, but you still want to hack the CD of his world boss.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: I want my brother to fire you! ! !

The fire of justice in Ye Su's chest was burning fiercely, and he clicked the keyboard, and an invitation to form a team was sent directly.

[Player Zepan Dongli invites you to join the team. 】

Very good, if you dare to deliver it to your door, see if I...

"What is the highest score of your world boss." Lu Zeyan didn't bother to type, and directly turned on the team voice.

A familiar voice sounded, Ye Su shut up in time, the words that followed were choked in his throat.

Good job!

Cute girl, it's good to enjoy the shade under the tree, you're stupid again!

No, this sound was output crazily in your ears only 10 minutes ago, how big of a heart do you have to forget it all! !

Ye Su couldn't forgive himself.

When there was no response, Lu Zeyan repeated it again.

The World Boss Ye Su is all single-queue, and the game is often over in less than 2 minutes, so the score is naturally not eye-catching.He gritted his teeth and said softly, "301."

The World Boss starts every Wednesday and Thursday at [-]:[-] pm, but the CD is only available once.You can team up or solo.Players in the whole server will challenge the boss together in the scene randomly spawned, and the time limit is half an hour.After being defeated, the system will count the personal damage and healing amount, as well as the team damage and healing amount, and give a comprehensive score.The higher the score, the better the randomly dropped treasure chest, and the more likely it is to find something good.

On the homepage of the interface, the system will randomly give three BOSS that may spawn in advance.Lu Zeyan canceled the queue, and glanced at them, no matter which one of them, they were all quite brutal.

He thought for a while, and soon made up his mind, "You cut the milk, there are still 5 minutes, I will call a few more people."

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: World Boss, Sankeng.Come to T, come to melee, not assassin.

[Guild] Mu Zun: ...

[Guild] Mu Zun: You fucking went to fight the world boss and let me face Gu Xixi, that vicious woman alone. If you don’t reply to my private message, your conscience really won’t hurt! !

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Fight or not?

[Guild] Mu Zun: ...hit.

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: There is no place left.

[Guild] Mu Zun: ...

[Guild] Mu Zun: You have no heart! ! ! !

[Guild] Don't send letters: take up the position in seconds, I will say?

[Guild] Yuyu: I won't say either.

[Guild] Chicken Leg Bun: The gang leader died of talking too much, so miserable.

[Guild] Who is in charge of the ups and downs: No, big brother, tell me clearly, what happened to the assassin? ! !In the melee, the damage is the responsibility, and no one will rush to take it in the arena.The dungeon can also steal the DSP remotely, if the assassin did something wrong, you have to discriminate against it! ! !

[Guild] Zepan Dongli: Too ugly.

【Guild】Who is in control of ups and downs: ……………

[Guild] Drumstick bag: piercing my heart, ups and downs [laughing and crying]

【Guild】Who decides the ups and downs: I am powerless to refute [grievance]

Ye Su was slightly stunned, seeing people keep joining the team, he suddenly realized.

Holy shit! !

Zepan Dongli wants to take himself to fight the world boss, or the kind to get high scores! !

This amount of information is a bit large.

Seeing that everyone is here, Lu Zeyan stopped talking nonsense and clicked on the NPC to queue up.Ye Su was still a little dizzy, and the machine clicked to confirm.

The two of them didn't know that the three who had just joined the team only glanced at the lineup, and then silently opened the melon-eating group where they played Benjian last time.

Do not send letters: [image]

Mu Zun: ...

Jinse Sixian: I just said why the bosses formed a team to fight the world boss. It turned out that it was to take care of the little wife.

Bean Paste Bag: The boss is single brushed, and the personal ranking is definitely the first, and the score is only high but not low.Bring your little wife and score with all the teams, what a blood loss!

Yuyu: So here comes the important point, the big boss put down the cool people and set up a team in order to bring his little wife, I am so sour! !

Mu Zun: Scumbag! !Love the new and hate the old! !

At the last 30 seconds of the countdown, Lu Zeyan thought for a while, and suddenly said: "After going in, find a place to hide, the boss is unstable at the beginning, wait for all the Ts to stabilize before coming out."

The rest of the team froze for an instant, until someone sincerely asked a question.

[Team] Don't send letters: Boss, have you forgotten that Liangliang is a nurse.

Lu Zeyan snorted coldly, "T, who couldn't resist for the first 3 minutes, is embarrassed to be called T? Without grandma, I can't play DPS. The output is only suitable for rolling stakes in the safe area."

[Team] Yuyu: ...

[Team] Nine Heavens Lingyun: ...

[Team] Don't send letters: ...

In front of the computer, Ye Su's ears started to feel hot, his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, and his brain sounded a super alarm——

Boom~ Straight men are so terribly flirtatious, who the hell can resist! ! !

The author has something to say: Brother Su's mentality has collapsed, and he refuses to act in a small theater today.