Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

Ye Su woke up from hunger.

The bright sunlight was blocked by dark curtains, the temperature of the air conditioner was just right, and the room was very quiet, except for the faint light from the computer screen.

Ye Su was not fully awake yet, with one hand resting on his closed eyes, the other hand was groping wildly on the bed.Originally, he just wanted to check the time, but when he touched the phone, the notification bar showed that there were +99 push messages on WeChat, and his drowsiness disappeared in an instant.

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Bufan: Your mother, Chen Haofei.You dare to post anything, if you miss, you tell brother, brother will let you experience hundreds of ways to die in a second! ! !

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Bufan: What the hell is this! ! ! !It's a mess and you're shooting ghosts! ! ! !

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Ye Su turned over and sat up, picked up the pillow and stood on the head of the bed, leaning his back comfortably.He flipped up the phone with one hand, and the content was almost the same, almost all photos, and the last one stayed more than an hour ago.

Ding Fan's despair can be felt through the screen, and he has to admire that Gang is still Brother Hao Gang, and he really dares to post photos from various angles of straight men.

Ye Su couldn't help laughing and scolding "stupid", and saved it, a proper black history.

He typed and replied: It was the wisest choice for my brother not to go with you.

It is estimated that they are still wandering outside at the moment, and there is no movement in the group for a long time.Ye Su didn't intend to wait for a reply at first, but after he quit, he saw that there was a commotion in the class group.

I just want to be quiet: Oh my god! ! !

I just want to be quiet: Oh my god! ! !

Shi Lele Scissorhands: Another one who was tortured crazy by summer homework.

Just want to be quiet: this is crazier than summer homework! !Guess I found out about Shenma, Xueshen is going to transfer to our class!

Schlele Scissorhands: Is that the god of learning I was thinking of?is it him?is it him?

Just want to be quiet: must be! ! ! ! ! !

Shi Lele Scissorhands: That's not right, your news seems unreliable, if Xue Shen doesn't go to Class [-], come to our Class [-], he's out of his mind.

I just want to be quiet: Do you allow yourself to taste the news from the tractor.And your brain is flooded, learning God is called strategy.If I didn't go to the first class, the progress was too fast, and I had to get used to it when I first transferred.

I just want to be quiet: You didn't see the little smug expression of the tractor at that time, it looked very old-fashioned.

Scissorhands Shi Lele: I understand tractors quite well. As far as our class's scumbag math performance is concerned, the super master suddenly descended from the sky. I would only act happier than him.

Ye Su wasn't interested in the hot student god, so he flipped through the pages casually, then left his phone aside and got out of bed to wash up.

In the misty bathroom, warm water fell from the shower head, flowing down Ye Su's hair, and the hot air formed small water droplets and dripped on the glass window.

The phone buzzed and vibrated on the bed.

He raised his head and closed his eyes, letting the warm water take away the laziness after waking up.

After washing off the last bit of foam on his body, Ye Su came out of the bathroom, and walked to the bed while wiping his hair.He was only wearing a shirt from top to bottom, and the water from his hair sank into his collar, wetting a large area of ​​skin on his chest.

Throwing the towel beside the bed, he picked up his phone and looked, there were a dozen more WeChat messages.

Boundless and vast: Is it interesting, buddy, what you say, how does it feel to travel online?

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Ye Su couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and quickly swiped his fingers across the screen.

The brightest star in the night sky: Can you let go of my eyes?

The brightest star in the night sky: It's so hot that I can't fucking open it! !

Just after sending it, the other party sent another set of photos.Looking at Ding Fan, who was only 1.5 meters tall by the straight man's perspective, Ye Su silently lit a wax in his heart.

He picked up the towel and continued to wipe his hair, thinking that Ding Fan would still be miserable, and he couldn't beat him again and again, so he could only say a few words of comfort, and in the end, that bastard Chen Haofei took all the advantages.

Suddenly something flashed through his mind, Ye Su stopped wiping his hair, picked up his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and clicked on the photo to zoom in again. Under the dim light, a silhouette broke in and was captured by the camera.

What caught his attention was the pair of hands under the blurred light and shadow. Although only the outline could be seen, they were slender and clean, especially beautiful.

Invisible hand control student Ye Su couldn't help but take a second look, disgusted that the photos of him all afternoon were miraculously less hot-eyed.

After filtering out the photos with silhouettes and saving them in a separate album, he felt that it was necessary to praise him, so he held down the talk button and sent back a voice message: The photography skills are not bad.

Soon, the phone vibrated twice in a row.

Extraordinary:? ? ? ?

Bufan: Brother Su, you must be honest.

Ye Su didn't reply again, changed his clothes and went out.He ate something casually and went to the supermarket.

The parents were not at home, and the aunt was forced to go back by herself.There is nothing at home, and he can't order takeaway every day, so he simply buys some fast food and puts it away at home, which is convenient.

Just as he was strolling to the food area, the phone in his trouser pocket rang.He pushed the cart with one hand and picked it up with the other, "Have you eaten, baby?"

Hearing Ji Ru's voice, Ye Su felt a little guilty. When he was guilty, he said loudly, "Investigation work, Ms. Ji."

How could Ji Ru not hear it, "How dare you say that after the meeting, my mother received a call from my aunt, saying that you asked her to go back to rest for a few days, so how can that be done? Let Auntie come back..."

Ye Su took out the quick-frozen dumplings from the refrigerator and put them in the cart, and interrupted unbearably, "I will be an adult in 135 days. Ms. Ji has a bad memory. I believe the household registration at home can help you."

He took a few more, and pushed the cart to the cashier, "Let's just say, can we be more mature, your son still has the basic ability to take care of himself, and even if you call my aunt back, I will let her go back, Don't worry about it."

"I know you're talkative." Ji Ru laughed, and after laughing, she sighed a little more, "No matter how old you are, you're still not mother's baby."

Ye Su had a headache when he heard the baby, but he had no choice but to let her go.

The two chatted for a few more words, and Ji Ru didn't mention the matter of letting Auntie come back. Just as Ye Su breathed a sigh of relief, she heard her call on the phone, "Baby..."

There were not many people in the supermarket in the afternoon on weekdays, and even fewer people lined up to check out. Soon it was Ye Su's turn. He clamped his phone to his ear and went to get the things in the car. Cope with it casually.

It wasn't until he checked out the supermarket that he remembered what he had promised.

Ye Su carried the shopping bag and replayed the whole process of the quilt routine in his mind as he walked back.

Ji Ru: "Did you read the software that mom said?"

Ye Su: "What video?"

Ji Ru: "Learn about cats, didn't the baby watch it?"

Ye Su: "Looked at it, but forgot the name for a moment."

Ji Ru: "Does it look good?"

Ye Su: "...it looks good."

Ji Ru: "Are you still watching tonight?"

Ye Su: "Yes."

Ji Ru: "Mom misses the baby."

Ye Su: "Yes."

Ji Ru: "So when the baby is watching Learning Cat tonight, record a video and send it to mom, okay?"

Ye Su: "Okay."

Ji Ru: "Baby is so good"

Ye Su: "Good boy."

Ji Ru: "That's it, mom is waiting for your video."

Ye Su asked the sky speechlessly.

In terms of routines, I only obey my mother.

When Ye Su got home, he put his things away first, and then went back to the second floor.He didn't turn off the air conditioner before he left, and the temperature in the room was just right at the moment.

Ye Su walked to the computer desk and sat down, looking at a suspicious cat icon on the screen with a rather strange expression.

Now even the learning software is starting to sell cute? ?

He picked up the mobile phone stand on the table and walked around the room, chose an angle, took out the mobile phone to turn on the camera function, and placed it facing the computer.

Everything was ready, but he hesitated, struggling for a long time between playing Chang'an Chaos or opening a strange software. Finally, under the pressure of Ms. Ji's nagging, he clicked on the cat software.

[Dear visitor 13078, welcome to Xuexuemao. May you swim freely in the ocean of knowledge. Take a look~]

Ye Su hadn't recovered from the meowing of the cat, and was shocked by the interface full of girls' hearts. Those who didn't know thought he was playing some kind of game like Miracle Nuan Nuan, even himself There is a sense of disobedience in going to the wrong room.

Ye Su took a stroll around.

Although the learning cat looks unreliable, the core is quite normal.The software is mainly divided into two sections, online quizzes and live video.

He was not interested in doing the question, so he skipped it and turned directly to the video area.Similar to other live streaming software, the most popular rooms are scrolled on the top of the homepage, and the bottom is full of push notifications.

Ye Su glanced at the time, and decided to choose a random room to go in, and spend half an hour to meet Ji Ru.

When he entered the room, he was shocked again.

What is in the video is not a famous teacher's guidance or online explanation, but a live broadcast of the questions! ! !

Even Ye Su, a scumbag like Ye Su, couldn't help sighing: "Amazing is really awesome. He deserves to be a student. He will keep pace with the times and keep up with the trend to the extreme."

Ye Su just glanced at it, and the user communication area in the lower right corner of the interface suddenly became lively, and one comment after another flew up, making it hard to see clearly.

Mathematics Mathematics I love you: Cheeses, Lushen is live-broadcasting questions in the [743612] room! ! !

I choose the hell mode for learning: Fuck, the road god is back. During his absence, my learning spirit is almost exhausted.

Learning is dizzying: oh my god, my god, what kind of god is Lushen, this speed of solving the questions is incredible, I haven't even finished reading the questions, but he has already solved them! ! !

Wait for me at Tsinghua University: Lushen’s online live broadcast, room number [743612], don’t miss it when you pass by.

Wait for me at Tsinghua University: Lushen’s online live broadcast, room number [743612], don’t miss it when you pass by.

Wait for me at Tsinghua University: Lushen’s online live broadcast, room number [743612], don’t miss it when you pass by.

Ye Su had the illusion of walking into an MLM organization, but looking at the communication area where everyone spoke in unison really aroused his curiosity.

He exited the live broadcast room he had clicked into before, and cut into the room number that dominates the screen in the communication area.

[Visitor 13078 is welcome to enter the room. 】

Under the barrage of bullets flying all over the sky, a hand brushing the questions is faintly revealed. It is slender and clean, and it is very beautiful.

Ye Su couldn't move on the spot. He turned off the barrage, watched the hand holding the pen move quickly on the test paper, and occasionally stopped to do something that didn't fit the ideal of a god of learning——

Turn the pen.

The other party's speed of solving the problem was indeed very fast, but Ye Su didn't care at all, he only had that hand in his eyes.

He understands now what it means to see a foul! ! !