Has the green tea relationship collapsed today?

In the summer of July, the cicadas are hiding in the shady bushes and neighing wildly, and the scorching sun that cannot be blocked by the dark curtains prints blurred light and shadows on the wall.

Ye Su manipulated the keyboard skillfully with one hand, with an ice cream in his mouth leisurely.

The air conditioner in the dormitory building has been in disrepair for a long time, and there are occasional creaks and creaks, combined with the noise from the earphones, it makes people's brain hurt.

But Ye Su didn't feel that, while quickly pressing a few beautiful combination keys on the keyboard, he devoted all his energy to listening with gusto.

"The new 818 in the bar, have you seen it? My family and friends group has exploded, and it's all about 8."

"Sure, I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me!!"

"I'm almost dying of laughter, okay!!! Seriously, the senior brother of the poster has a strange brain circuit, what's the matter with looking a little cute?"

"Wearing fishnet stockings with big white legs is called cute? Are you sure it's not a funny comparison sent by a monkey??"

Jokes kept coming out of the earphones, overpowering the thin voice of the conductor.

Ye Su listened with high interest, and his attention was drawn away. He flicked his hands, and saw the fairy-like heroine in white on the screen collapse to the ground, and the commander's violent roar immediately sounded in his ears, mixed with sharp In the thin female voice, the creaking electric current crazily stimulated his nerves.

It was too loud.

Ye Su pressed his temples, pulled off the earphones, and just breathed out, a message popped up from the friend channel, which made him baffled.

He knocked casually, and started a mysterious conversation.

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: ...

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: ...

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

What kind of nerve is this.

Ye Su sipped the last bite of ice cream in his mouth, shrugged his shoulders, closed the dialog box indifferently, clicked on resurrection and ran to the boss again.In less than 2 minutes, he once again contributed a god-level performance where he fell and couldn't get up.

As a half-RMB player who brought money into the group, the conductor just pretended he didn't see it, and didn't even bother to scold him, so as not to be mad at himself.

This time, there was no interference from 818, and the fight was smooth. After the last boss, Ye Su happily took pictures of the equipment and exited the instance. Immediately, a fairy-like heroine in white appeared in the misty valley path.

He clicked on the map and was about to fly back to the sect when the name above his head suddenly turned red.

The shattered sword light struck head-on, Ye Su subconsciously dodged backwards, just happened to break into the sword array set up by the opponent, and was fixed to death and could not move.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Nearby] Yang Liu Yiyi: Die, bitch! !

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree:? ? ?

[Nearby] Yangliu Yiyi: The little bitch really knows how to pretend.

[Nearby] Enjoy the shade under the tree: ...

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Who are you talking about.

[Nearby] Yangliu Yiyi: You are the one who scolded, did you ever think that today will happen when you flirt?

[Nearby] Ruirui, be good: Don't talk nonsense with this kind of person, what kind of vision does Xifeng have for operating such a dish.

【Nearby】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: ………………

Ye Su still wanted to ask a few more questions, but the opponent swung his knife and slashed, instantly losing half of his blood.His number is Heap Ultimate Output, and he bought all the simplified parts with huge damage and high defense but extremely low defense, and he couldn't resist a few hits at all.

The opponent didn't give him a chance to breathe at all, so swish and swish were two swords.

Ye Suxia originally used the nanny's mind method. Although it is PVE equipment, he has a very high understanding. It is reasonable to say that it is not difficult to escape from these two people. However, he moved himself coquettishly and sent himself to the enemy's knife. Down.

Fuck it.

Ye Su looked at the cool girl lying on the ground, and felt chills all over his body.

[Nearby] Yangliu Yiyi: Zhencai, this top-quality equipment was wasted for nothing.

[Nearby] Ruirui is obedient: So you can sell the knowing ring on your body, let me ask you a price, anyway, it's a waste if you use it.

【Nearby】It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: …………

[Nearby] Yangliu Yiyi: ...

Ye Su laughed angrily at this inexplicable ridicule, and before he had time to fight back, the friend channel suddenly frantically swiped up the screen.He frantically brushed the wet hair on his forehead, and decisively clicked Resurrection to return to the rebirth point.

[Private Chat] Yun Duo Miao Miao: Liangliang, you will be 818! ! ! !

[Private chat] The benefactor stays behind: Sister paper, come to the wild, let my brother kill it once [Big Eyes]

[Private Chat] Gu Pan Acacia: Cool, hurry up and post it! ! !

[Private chat] Idlers A and B: Big sister, you are very good...

Fuck your big sister paper.

Ye Su shook his hand, and the newly revived woman in white rushed into the field boss near the resurrection point, her delicate body was hit hard, and the blood bar was instantly emptied.

"..."

Looking at the dingy screen, Ye Su breathed out angrily.

[Private chat] Gu Pan Xiangsi: Liang Liang, have you gone to see it? ? ?what happened? ?

Ye Su slumped on the chair to calm down, and then opened the mobile APP and went straight to the forum. The one hanging on the top was still high fever for several days [I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me. 】

Going down to the third line, it only caught his sight for a moment.

【Are you happy being a mistress? ?Dismiss warning. 】

This title is a bit interesting.

He glanced down with the mentality of eating melons, and the more he looked down, the more wrong he felt.

Luzhu is a jet-lagged party, and Qingyuan can only be bound to daily life every day.

On the day of the Chinese Valentine's Day event, Luzhu's relatives and friends and Luzhu Qingyuan made a festival-limited dungeon together. After beating the last boss, they released an event-exclusive unbound top-quality ring, which was finally auctioned at a high price by Luzhu Qingyuan.

Luzhu's relatives and friends turned their heads and told Luzhu, but Luzhu waited and waited with excitement. Several days passed after Qixi Festival, and Qingyuan did not see the ring. AFK it! ! !Luzhu made more than a dozen overseas phone calls but failed to win back the scumbag's heart.

In a fit of rage, he posted a post looking for mistresses, the power of netizens is powerful, and the power of netizens who eat melons can be called abnormal.

In less than a day, I found the green tea mistress——

It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree! ! !

At the end of the post, PS was written in bold red capital letters: Is it happy to be a mistress?Happy enough to blow you away.Ling Xuejian offered a reward under the tree to enjoy the shade, kill 2000 gold with a screenshot, and pay the film with one hand and the money with the other hand.

Ye Su stared at the top-quality understanding ring in the equipment column and couldn't speak for a long time, as if he suddenly thought of something, he moved the mouse to click on it in a strange way—[Lovesick tears, formed by the condensation of tears from lovers. 】

Fuck, it's too bad! !

Just write the book, what kind of love ring!

Are single dogs not worthy of having a ring? ?

Ye Su remembered Luzhu's ID in his heart, and closed the post bar expressionlessly.He didn't rush to click on the friend channel like chicken blood, but glared resentfully at the fiery roommate who was masturbating LOL.

Ding Fan received his gaze with a dazed look on his face.

Ye Su's intestines are regretting now. If he knew that he should stick to Chinese food and eat hot pot at dinner parties, otherwise he wouldn't have a stomachache at the critical moment of shooting equipment! ! !

He just went to the bathroom, came back to see the top-quality equipment being photographed, felt unwilling to close the scumbag in the post, and asked him how he bought the ring at a high price, how did he become a green tea mistress to hook up with others?

Ye Su became furious when he saw the ring, wishing he could shoot the scumbag to death through the network cable.

On the screen, the people around the woman in white gathered more and more, and the recent chats became lively, all of which were teasing him to go out of the safe zone and kill once.

[Nearby] The World of Random Flowers: Isn't this the girl who was offered a reward by Ling Xuejian? ? ?

[Nearby] Jinse Sixian: That's right, that's her. I was still eating melons in YY just now, but I didn't expect to meet this deity in this wilderness! ! !This is the first time in my life that I am so close to 818.Sister paper, come and take a photo together.

[Nearby] The World of Scattered Flowers: ...

[Nearby] The World of Scrambled Flowers: Sister, your angle is so strange...

[Nearby] Jinse Silk String: Thank you, thank you [bad smile]

[Nearby] The front line of eating melons: My vendetta has already started, girl, you will leave the safe zone if you come a little further.

[Nearby] The world of random flowers: Thanks to the reminder from the hero, I almost forgot the business.2000 gold for one kill, right? My vendetta has already started, girl, if you come a little further, you will be out of the safe zone.

[Nearby] I want to ride the wind and go home: My vendetta has already started, girl, if you come a little further, you will be out of the safe zone.

[Nearby] I am a boy in the wind: My vendetta has already started, sister, you will leave the safe zone if you come a little further.

Ye Su looked at the full screen of the repeater and the system prompts to start the vendetta, with a look of lovelessness.He hesitated for a second between explaining and disappearing before making a decision.

The enemy is too strong to retreat.

[Nearby] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: this coolness is not the other coolness, goodbye everyone.

[Nearby] The front line of melon eating: ………

[Nearby] Zither Strings:  ………

[Nearby] The World of Scattered Flowers: ………

[Nearby] I want to go home with the wind: ………

[Nearby] My boy in the wind: ………

Ye Suzai returned to the sect decisively while the crowd was still in a state of bewildered thunder.

Before everyone could sigh, the 2000 gold flew away like this? ? ?

Ye Su rode a horse and galloped through the sect for a while, and finally stopped in a sparsely populated corner, and quickly clicked on the friend list.

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, did you know it early in the morning [crying]

After waiting for a long time, the other party replied with a "hmm".

Seeing this "hmm", Ye Su was in a bad mood.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: If you don't bring such fun, why didn't you tell me just now, is it fun! ! !Senior brother [can’t cry]

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: Speechless.

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: What is it?

[Private chat] Zepan Dongli: ...

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli: The above is speechless.

God damn speechless! !

Ye Suqi laughed, and clicked on the keyboard indiscriminately.

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, brother, can we be together in the wild in the future.You knew about this but didn't tell me, so brother is also at fault [Big Eyes]

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli:?

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: that's it, it's easy to cut, what's the best brother [beautiful]

[Private Chat] Zepan Dongli:?

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: There’s also Lingxuejian, they are so fierce, can senior brother explain to them clearly, this matter has nothing to do with me in the first place, why didn’t I just buy a ring? You've become a green tea mistress [grievance]

[Private chat] It’s good to enjoy the shade under the tree: Brother, you said that you are not angry. Just now in the wild, I was almost rounded by a group of people. 2000 gold for repairing equipment is not enough...

[Private chat] It's good to enjoy the shade under the tree: The world of martial arts is so perverted, it's scary to kill people if they don't agree with each other.

[Private Chat] Enjoying the shade under the tree: Hey ^o^ Senior Brother, did you listen to me?

[Player Zepan Dongli turned on the blocking function for you, and the message was not sent successfully. 】

?

Ye Su stared at the small frame that popped up on the screen in disbelief, and tried to send another message after a while.

[Player Zepan Dongli turned on the knight verification. You are not the other party's confidant and friend, so you can't communicate. Please send a friend request first, and wait for the verification before you can talk. 】

!!!

Zepan Dongli, you can die with all your might.