A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

"Fuck you, you (beep——) bastard (beep——) (beep——)!!"

The red-faced and pot-bellied man grabbed the sleeve of a waitress and was about to bump into the bar. Everyone in the bar was shocked by this scene. There was a moment of silence, and the singer's singing stopped, leaving only the accompanying music to continue.

Unexpectedly, although the waitress who was bumped was weak and weak, she was not weak-tempered. She tried her best to break free from the man's shackles. Maybe she realized that she was in big trouble tonight. There was also less panic at the beginning, and the appearance of struggling to break free seemed to be driven into a desperate situation, which was a bit like a dead end.

But no matter how hard she tried, her strength was still inferior to that of a strong middle-aged man. Seeing that she broke free because she underestimated the enemy, the man became furious and easily grabbed her neck again.

Suddenly, a strong hand clasped his hand, immobilizing him like iron clamps.

Immediately, an elegant voice sounded, "It is not a polite behavior to treat a lady like this."

But in the quiet corner over there, Li Fugui opened his eyes wide in surprise, while Ouyang Yu and Qi Xuan at the side were not surprised by this scene, they only glanced at it and then looked away.

And the reason why Li Fugui was surprised...

"Who the hell are you?!" The man turned his head angrily, wanting to teach the person who blocked him without knowing the heights of heaven and earth, but the moment he turned his head and saw the face of the visitor, the man's dark face suddenly turned pale. Quickly let go of the waiter's neck.

Immediately afterwards, he flattered and panicked, "Master Ling, all this is a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!"

...It's because this scene always feels a little familiar to him, no, it's too familiar, it's almost exactly the same as a plot produced on an assembly line.Of course, things have to start from the origin of all things "Four Princesses vs Four Princes".

In the novel, the cute princess is tired of living the life of a young lady, and wants to experience the sufferings of the world, so she goes to the "cold" bar to work as a waiter.As a result, one night at work, the cute princess was attracted by an uncle with a beer belly because of her beauty, and he groped her, so the cute princess scolded him. He taught her a lesson, but was stopped by a person, and that person was the official consort of the lovely princess, the Gentle Prince.

Then go back to reality, look at this waiter, what a soft and delicate face, what a strong and unyielding little eyes, and look at that prince, what a handsome face, what a flamboyant men's shirt...

Cough, far away.

Sure enough, this world is not purple, and "Four Princesses vs. Four Princes" is more realistic. What the hell are those pure love stories in Lujiang!

Over there, the man apologized and left in despair, and the melon eaters also looked away in unison, what to do.

Li Fugui was thoughtful, hesitant to speak, and hesitant to speak. Finally, he couldn't help but ask Qi Xuan who was playing games, "Will something happen between the two of you?"

Hearing this, Qi Xuan was a little puzzled, and followed Li Fugui's line of sight to see Ling Zheye and the waiter.

Well, the Xiemei Prince is well-deserved of his reputation. Seeing the growth of the handsome and lovely, he has already flirted with him, and his flirtatiousness has greatly increased.

Qi Xuan turned his head back clearly, "Maybe, this kind of thing happens often. I just saved a waitress from an uncle a few nights ago, and took her to open a room in no time." After finishing speaking, he tut tsk Feeling deeply, "You can't judge a person by their appearance. The waitress who looked arrogant and proud asked for a luxury car the next day."

Tsk tsk tsk, it became real in an instant.

……wrong!This is real!

There is no heroine in a million novels, how many villains does Ling Zheye have to raise his hands to stop in order to save a true lady...

Think about that scene, Ling Zheye squats on the bar every night, after 49 [-] days, finally stopped the cannon fodder with "hands like iron pincers" and rescued a heroine who came out of the mud without staining, and then successfully... …

Developed biceps...

puff!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—

Li Fugui couldn't help laughing out loud, and continued to laugh wildly, while Qi Xuan who was flirting with the mature and sexy Yu Jie and Ouyang Yu who was reading a book in the bar with a clean look looked at each other in unison.

Qi Xuan: What's going on?

Ouyang Yu: ... I don't know? (spread hands)

They looked at Li Fugui at the same time again, and this idiot was only immersed in his own world, gasped from laughter as if he was going to faint from laughter the next second, and wake up again the next second.

Qi Xuan/Ouyang Yu: However, it seems normal for Li Fugui to be so stupid...

So they invariably withdrew their eyes and continued to do their own things.

The hour hand turned to eleven o'clock in the blink of an eye, and it was time for Li Fugui to go home.Originally, he didn't want to go home so early, but he found that there was nothing interesting in the bar, so he wanted to learn how to pick up girls, but he couldn't learn it. As soon as he said a word of love, his tongue became knotted, and his stuttering became miserable, which made Ling Zheye and the others have fun all night .

I want to drink from a bar, but the spirits are bitter and spicy, which is not good to drink. Although the fruit wine that the lady likes is delicious, it is shameful to order it. It does not meet his mature and handsome status...

Hey, that's all, that's all, it's better to go home.

Rejecting Ouyang Yu's proposal to send him home, Li Fugui, a mature and handsome man, walked under the silent night sky with a drunken body smelling of tobacco and alcohol, and sighed melancholy against the cool breeze of early autumn.

Just feeling the ups and downs of life, the housekeeper suddenly called and asked if he wanted to send a driver to pick him up.

Li Fugui thought to himself, I am me, what's the use of hiding it? A certain philosopher once said that the most precious thing for a person is to be the truest self. Be honest with yourself.

yes!I want to be my truest self!What happened to clubbing!Am I not the most handsome guy in the world when clubbing?I am still!so!Clubbing or something, it's nothing to be known by the housekeeper uncle!It's okay to be known by my brother!It's nothing if my parents know about it——

"Master, tell me your address." The butler said on the phone.

"Um, I'm at xx department store, yes yes, I'll wait for you at the east gate. Well, goodbye."

Hang up the phone with a bang.

...Finally, I talked about the department store one kilometer away from here.

QAQ!

After taking a taxi to xx department store, Li Fugui glanced at the luxury clothing store that was still open, and thought that he had come all the time, and he couldn't come in vain. It happened that the weather had turned cold recently, so he went in to buy some new clothes for himself Bar.

As soon as he took a step forward, a terrified cry suddenly came from a distance, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

The shout was accompanied by the sound of heavy and extremely high-frequency footsteps, and the sound of iron chains rubbing against the ground quickly.

Li Fugui was taken aback, and turned his head abruptly, only to see a few bastard-looking youths running towards him with ferocious faces, followed by a large dog with the same ferocious faces.

"Fuck, fuck!" Li Fugui also ran away, turning his head every time he ran, for fear that the big dog would catch up with him if he diverted his gaze.

"Woof! Woah! Baring—"

Seeing that there was another person in the fleeing team, those gangsters who killed Matt added another person. While panting, one of the gangsters laughed meanly, "Hey, brother, you are here too!"

"I, I went to Nima!!" Li Fugui scolded the first swear word in his life with a grim face.

But thanks to the "care" of his class teacher these days, Li Fugui made great progress in running, and he drifted and accelerated to hide in a hidden place.

It's not that the big dog didn't see Li Fugui's actions, but Li Fugui was alone, there were too few victories, and there were several gangsters, so the big dog gave up on Li Fugui without hesitation, and continued to chase after these few. "Delicious"-sounding punks.

Now it's the gangsters' turn to say "fuck".

Swipe the ground and run away.

After this little episode, the driver sent by the butler also arrived at the door of the department store. Li Fugui also forgot about buying clothes, got in the car and went home.

On the way, Li Fugui was still thinking about the scene just now with relish, he couldn't hide his complacency, hum, let you run towards me.

After I got home, I couldn’t help posting a circle of friends. I added more details about how I escaped cleverly after being misled by a group of dogs and thieves. I clicked “OK” and sent it out. After a while, I received several likes and a bonus Comment "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

No one praised him for being handsome.

Duzui, not happy.

So Li Fugui turned off his mobile phone angrily and went to bed.

The next day, the alarm clock rang at 06:30 as usual. Li Fugui’s eyes were still closed, so he turned off the alarm clock with his eyes closed, got up with his eyes squinted, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and changed into his school uniform in the bathroom in his room. Yi woke up, and as soon as he opened the door, he was stunned by the oncoming hug.

"Baby~ Mommy is back~"

The beautiful woman kissed Li Fugui's face with a "mua". Seeing that her son was still in a daze, she couldn't help laughing, and messed up his freshly combed hair.

Li Fugui finally woke up, and what he was thinking in his heart was "Fuck, my mother won't find out about my going to the bar last night, right?" With a dissatisfied face, he combed his hair again with his hands, "Mom, say Don't rub my hair anymore..."

Li Fugui's mother, namely He Xingxing, stopped her son's arm with a smile, "Let's go, Fugui, let's go downstairs to have breakfast with your father. I personally cooked for you this morning and made your favorite walnut buns. "

It was only when I went downstairs that I found my cousin He Yunche was there, I'm not surprised that this little brother got up very early today, Li Fugui usually doesn't see other people at this point.

"Morning, Dad." After saying good morning to Father Li, Li Fugui sat down opposite He Yunche, and was picking up the steaming walnut bag when he suddenly heard the brat He Yunche saying to him for the first time. Say good morning, "Cousin, good morning."

Li Fugui looked at this dog-like and polite He Yunche in shock, seeing that it wasn't enough for him to say good morning, seeing him look over, he even smiled politely.

Li Fugui was still caught in the suspicion that his cousin was taken away, so He Xingxing smiled fondly, "Xiao Che is so polite, come, try the walnut bun made by my aunt." He picked up a walnut bun for him.

Now Li Fugui knew that his cousin hadn't been taken away, so he gave him a contemptuous look, hum, scheming.

He Yunche who received Li Fugui's gaze raised his eyebrows slightly, and smiled even sweeter, "Thank you, aunt."

So the family chatted at the dinner table about the awards that the gifted child He Yunche had won in recent years, which led to Li Fugui's older brother He Ankang who was a PhD student at Harvard, and they talked a lot.

In the world of this group of geniuses, Li Fugui is weak, pitiful, helpless, and able to eat.

His father is a once-in-a-century business prodigy, his brother is a Harvard Ph. My little friend Lin Shu is also number one in ordinary grades.

As for him, Li Fugui sighed. Although he is not considered a scumbag, and even in the eyes of some scumbags, his grades are quite good, but he is like a schoolmaster and a school god, or a local tyrant and a rich man. The human eye has the same characteristics, but it is not the same thing at all.

Hey, the sky has no eyes, why isn't he a genius!

Li Fugui looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle melancholy.