"That, Senior Li Fugui!"

Li Fugui paused while rubbing his numb legs, looked up, and found that it was a junior from the drama club just now, her name was Yang... What's wrong with Yang?

"It's Yang Xiaodan!" The school girl reminded him.

"Haha." Li Fugui laughed dryly and scratched his head, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

The junior girl smiled and said, "The expression on your face tells me."

Appeared!Classic lines from idol dramas - "The expression on your face tells me!"

Li Fugui complained: Mr. Emoji, restrain yourself, don't tell others too many things behind my back!

Yang Xiaodan looked at the sky and said, "It's getting dark soon, I'm going home... Is the senior too?"

Li Fugui nodded, "Well, of course."

The junior girl laughed, "Then let's walk out of the school gate together."

Li Fugui saw the sky covered with dark clouds, and thought to himself that he should leave quickly, and if it was later, the idol drama would turn into a horror drama.

The junior girl was ignorant of this, and looked at herself leisurely. While walking, she chatted with Li Fugui, "The play that the senior performed at that time was so wonderful, I almost wanted to rewind and watch it from the beginning."

Li Fugui subconsciously said, "It's just a talented actor."

Junior: "...?"

"Ah no," Li Fugui reacted and began to defend, "...I, I mean, the success of that drama is thanks to the hard work of all our drama club members."

Hoo hoo, it's so risky, the character design of the male god senior is almost OOC! !

School girl: Hey hey hey!Senior Li Fugui, your character design is not a male god senior!Recognize your position!

What, you say she can read minds?

Or this setting:

"The protagonist usually has rich expressions, and his psychological activities can be accurately conveyed to the people around him through his expressions."

Old-fashioned, but functional.

"But the fact that the senior quit the drama club made the president very sad. Today's club activities have been disbanded long ago."

Li Fugui: I don't listen, I don't listen!I will never join the drama club again!

The schoolgirl smiled and said, "The president was still crying and said that Cocoa Cat's new autographed manga was supposed to be given to you, but now he has no choice but to burn it..."

Li Fugui: Pupil earthquake! ! !

He gritted his teeth, took out his phone and typed a few words quickly, and sent it to the president: [Don't burn me Cocoa! ! 】

The president replied in seconds: [What is an out-of-print signed comic? [Tactical retreat]]

After receiving this text message, Li Fugui knew that he would not burn the manga, so he suddenly calmed down, took back his phone, and continued walking while chatting with his school girl.

only……

"Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Isn't the wind too strong! !

"Ah, who stepped on my foot!" "Ah, it's you! You bastard!"

Is this dark cloud too dense?If it gets darker, you will lose your fingers! Hey! ! !

"... That scene really touched people's hearts. The second you bowed your head and kissed the back of His Royal Highness's hand, senior, I think this can even be applied for the world's intangible cultural heritage. This is simply a miracle in the literary and art world!"

Li Fugui: Although you praised me, I am very happy, but is now the time to say this? ? ! !

Look at this day!Listen to the wind!

The wind and clouds are changing, the electricity is thundering, and the leaves are rustling against the ground with the strong wind, making a tooth-itching sound.

wake up!Hunting time!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ! !

"That..." Li Fugui trembled and said with difficulty.

The school girl finally felt something was wrong, "What?"

"Ha! Look who we met? Two rich kids."

An arrogant voice sounded.

Li Fugui and Xuemei looked at the source of the sound at the same time.

I saw seven or eight gangsters dressed as killers standing not far away, looking at them with evil faces.

"Hahaha I didn't expect to meet two of them when I just left the house. I made a lot of money today."

Li Fugui: Don't talk like a fisherman going fishing!

"It just so happens that I'm a little tight recently, so I'll use the money to buy a big gold chain later."

Li Fugui: You are very clear about your own personality!Mix and match big gold chains, perfect match!

"You two! Just hand over all the money you have on your body if you are acquainted! Otherwise..."

A gangster starts threatening them.

"Okay." The person standing at the front made a gesture, and the voices of the gangsters slowly stopped.

He should be the leader of this group of bastards, because his voice is a hundred times more arrogant than others!

The leader's voice was threatening, and he said slowly: "You two, if you are sensible, hand over all the money you have on your body, otherwise..."

He made a "lock throat" gesture.

Li Fugui: Although your voice is very arrogant, your lines are exactly the same as those of the previous gangster.

Li Fugui: Besides, don't you blackmail depending on the occasion? !If I stay any longer, I'm afraid I'll be struck to death by lightning!

At this time, Lei Sheng seemed to hear his heart, and there was a loud "bang" in response to the scene, and the whole sky brightened for a moment.

The school girl screamed and hid behind Li Fugui in fear.

Li Fugui: Yang...Sister, to be honest, were you scared by gangsters or thunder.

The gangsters were also taken aback, and they went up to their leaders and said, "Brother, let's go under the building to shelter from the rain, it feels like it's going to rain."

The head stared sharply, "Hand over the money quickly!"

"But...we didn't bring change..." Li Fugui said.

The boss frowned, and said impatiently, "Zhi Fu Bao transfers the money."

Li Fugui (hehe): Listen to me, I am a fool!

"The phone's battery is dead..." Li Fugui said in embarrassment, "But there is a bank nearby, let's go there to get money."

Liar, he was still chatting with the president just now, how could it be possible that the battery just ran out right now, and he is not the protagonist of the novel.

However, what he was betting on was how greedy these gangsters were. If they were greedy enough, he would listen to him and go to the bank with him to withdraw money. After all, the bank can withdraw much more money than Zhifubao.

In Li Fugui's expectation, the hooligans were finally fooled, and several people walked towards the bank against the messy wind.

Yang Xiaodan approached Li Fugui and asked in a low voice, "What will happen later?"

Li Fugui also lowered his voice and said, "Of course I ran away directly. There are more people at the bank, so maybe we can meet foreign aid."

Yang Xiaodan was silent for a moment.Although she knew it shouldn't be, she couldn't help but said: "...That's it?"

Ganha Li Fugui spoke so calmly, she thought there was some secret hole in the bank that would allow them to escape.

Just like Alice followed the rabbit through the hole to another world. (fog)

Yang Xiaodan finally said: "I thought I was on the fifth floor, but I was actually on the first floor."

Li Fugui: "I'm really sorry." (Smile.jpg)

"What are you two muttering about?" The boss interrupted them impatiently, then narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "You two are not discussing how to escape, are you..."

"Probably not," the boss suddenly refuted his doubts, "...you don't look smart either."

Li Fugui/Yang Xiaodan: "..." Hehe.

Li Fugui's footsteps gradually slowed down, and he said, "We're almost there."

He and Yang Xiaodan looked at each other for a second, "Run!!!!!!"

The two of them ran forward wildly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Fuck!"

"Damn it, I knew it!"

The head gritted his teeth, "Hurry up!!"

I don't know if it's because of the thunder and rain. The streets are empty today, so Li Fugui can only grit his teeth and rush forward. Of course, he hasn't forgotten about his school girl. He is worried that she won't be able to run away from the gangsters, so he turned his head and asked her loudly, "You But—hey, where are people??!!"

Turning his head and looking ahead, "Damn it, you actually ran ahead!"

While running, Yang Xiaodan said leisurely, "Of course, I was the sprint champion of our school last year!"

The head chased after him, and said bitterly: "You guys still have the heart to chat? Don't look down on people! I was also the sprint champion of our No. [-] Middle School last year!"

Li Fugui: Are the current sprint champions all Chinese cabbages?

He smiled evilly, "Don't look down on people! What about the sprint champion? This world - will be ruled by the marathon after all!!!"

Li Fugui accelerated his speed, charging forward like a wild horse that had run loose.

The boss, "Damn!"

Yang Xiaodan, "Good guy."

The two gritted their teeth and quickened their pace, chasing after Li Fugui, "Don't be too happy, the champion must be mine!!"

The three men had ferocious faces, their feet were shoulder-width apart, their torsos kept upright, and they ran at a speed of 5G.

The gangsters who followed with difficulty: "...Boss is going to blackmail, or the Olympics."

They were panting like pugs, and two of them even lay on the ground, opening their mouths to catch the rain, and one of them slapped his thigh, "Forget it, they won't finish running in a short time, everyone scattered Bar."

"Hey, let's go, let's go."

A gangster said, "There is a good spicy pot nearby, it's very spicy!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"

The gangsters hooked their shoulders and walked happily to the food stall.

……

Here, the wonderful marathon is still going on.

Grass and trees passed by the corner of his eyes quickly, and gradually everything in front of him turned into a phantom. Li Fugui gradually couldn't hold on any longer. The leader of the gangster who chased after him said, "How can you... huh... so, you can run like this."

Toutou's face turned pale, "I, I am the sprint champion... Huh... how can I not run faster than you..."

Li Fugui panted, "I see that your face is... pale, don't run away... Huh... someone will be killed by then..."

The boss said, "If you don't run... Phew... I won't run..."

Li Fugui, "If you don't run away, I...I won't run away either... Phew..."

Chief, "Fart! I want, I want to insist!"

Yang Xiaodan: "..."

After running for another three minutes, Li Fugui felt that he had only one breath left. He turned his head and said to Yang Xiaodan: "No, otherwise... Phew... Let's give up... Phew... Give him the money... QAQ "

Yang Xiaodan's face turned pale, "From the beginning... I will give it..."

Li Fugui, "I was not reconciled at the beginning..." His steps slowed down, showing signs of stopping, "Huh... But if I knew that I would run for so long, I, I would have given up right from the beginning... ...QAQ"

Yang Xiaodan felt that she couldn't do it anymore, so she stopped and said weakly, "Give up, give him the money..."

Li Fugui nodded weakly.

The two turned their heads, looked at Toutou who was also pale, and forced a smile, "Hey, we surrender, you won..."

But he saw the head slowly squatting down, covering his face with his palms.

Li Fugui felt something was wrong, "Hey, don't squat down after running, you will die suddenly!"

The leader was still squatting, covering his face with his hands.

Li Fugui and Yang Xiaodan looked at each other and walked forward.

Then when he got closer, he heard a slight choking sound overflowing from the palm of the head.

Li Fugui/Yang Xiaodan: "...?"

I heard the boss say, "Go away, I don't want your money anymore."

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