A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

"This show is sponsored by 'Milk Sour' Strawberry Milk."

The stage lights dimmed, and at the same time, a clear voice sounded.

"Once upon a time, there was a prince who was blond and blue-eyed, handsome and charming. Every citizen in the kingdom admired and loved him."

"The story begins with an ordinary morning."

auditorium.

Ling Zheye: "Isn't this voice the voice of Fuguier?"

Qi Xuan also looked puzzled: "Isn't he playing the prince? Why is it a narration?"

Ouyang Yu: "Haven't you ever thought that the drama club can't recruit people at all, and it's not unreasonable to use one person repeatedly."

Ling Zheye, Qi Xuan: Terrible.

Resplendent kingdom. (Golden light here illuminates the entire stage)

The golden prince woke up from the kingsize bed. He smiled and stretched lazily and artificially, "Ah! Today is another boring day."

At this time, a lovely maid suddenly appeared and said accusingly: "Your Highness, as a prince, you can't say the word 'boring'! You should love life, praise the sun, and like talking to small animals!"

(ps: Due to the serious shortage of female resources in the drama club, the "lovely maid" here is a guest star of the president.)

The prince chuckled, and said gracefully, "Oh~fuck his (beep——) praising the sun, I don't love it! I don't praise it! What can you do to me? Slightly slightly~ [Tongue out]"

[Audience: Grass! ]

The lovely maid covered her mouth in disbelief, "Your Highness, how can you say such vulgar words?"

She threw her maid hat on the ground, "I'm not your fan anymore, my fan has turned black..."

The lovely maid ran out crying.

The prince sighed gracefully, "Why is the world so boring."

He stood up from the bed, "Ultraman has fought monsters thousands of times, and I'm still in this palace, either sensual or luxurious, only money is left, boring."

The prince sighed, and said longingly, "It would be great if there was a sleeping princess whose finger was pricked by a spindle, and I would kiss her to wake her up."

At this time, a voice suddenly appeared in the silent palace.

"Young man, are you tired of the boring life? Do you want to change the boring life of luxury and money? Do you want to go to the outside world to pursue excitement?"

"Since we want to pursue excitement, then we must carry it through to the end! If your answer is 'yes', then sign a contract with me and go to the wonderful world to start your youth's adventure!"

The golden prince was not frightened by the sudden voice, but frowned and asked curiously, "What's your name?"

Voice: "You can call me System."

"Okay, Your Excellency the System," the prince asked again, "Do you have a princess? The one who was stabbed by a spindle and fell into a deep sleep, and can only be awakened by the prince's true love kiss."

System: "...we don't have a copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales."

The prince was disappointed, "Forget it, 886!"

system:"……"

It changed its words with difficulty, "I searched again just now, and found that there are still fairy tale scripts...but only by slaying the dragon and removing the thorns can the princess be saved."

The prince covered his mouth excitedly, "Dragon? Let's sign the contract!"

system:"……"

[The first act, end. 】

The stage went dark for half a minute, and when it was lit up again, the scene changed drastically.

A tall and handsome man came onto the stage with a handsome face and cold eyes, shocking the audience.

"Fuck, it's really Prince Zheng!!"

"I have an ominous premonition that Prince Zheng won't really play the princess as the spam marketing account said??!"

"Don't panic! You see that Prince Zheng is so handsome. I saw it on TV. It's a European knight uniform. It's a man! It's definitely not a princess!"

At this time, the voice of the narrator sounded again.

"Ah, here she comes! Our Princess Highness!"

Everyone:? ? ? ! ! !

At this time, the big screen on the stage lit up, and the two big characters of "Princess" filled the whole screen. There were two big arrows on both sides of the word, and the arrows pointed to Yuchi Zheng.

Meaning: See my big arrow?The person I'm referring to is the princess. (^_^)

Audience: Grass, grow out.

At this time, the voice of the narrator continued.

"She, Gong Chu, is ruthless, handsome, with deep black eyes and a face carved with knives. Diamonds, dazzling and repelling people thousands of miles away."

In the background, Li Fugui yueed, and complained, "As expected of Mr. Yin's work, this paragraph is too familiar, don't think I don't know that you just changed the novel you wrote on the forum."

In the auditorium, the female students huddled together excitedly, "Yes! It's His Royal Highness's exclusive novel! It's so interesting, woo woo woo TAT"

"Prince Zheng is so handsome, if you play the princess, you can play the princess. If he is a man, I will be straight, if he is a woman, I will be curvy! Woooooo..."

At this time, the sound of the system sounded again.

"Boy, are you tired of the boring life? Are you blablablabla..."

Gong Chu listened in silence, frowned, thought, and parted her thin lips slightly:

"no."

system:"……"

The audience laughed.

It was tired and sighed, "It's like this, I just signed a newcomer, but he only likes Grimm's fairy tales, especially Sleeping Beauty, so I just want to find a princess to act in a play."

Gong Chu frowned, moved his lips, "No."

system:"……"

It gritted its teeth, as if it hadn't heard of his rejection, and continued, "I have searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, and you are very suitable for me. Look at you, you have a small cherry mouth, bright eyes and white teeth, and what a coincidence, your name is just right. My name is Princess! Although the gender aspect is a bit biased, I believe there is no one more suitable than you in this world!"

"Cherry Little Mouth" hunk Gong Chu turned cold, "No."

Insidious and cunning with a villain system: "Forget it, Gunara, the God of Darkness! Go to sleep! Princess!"

Gong Chu, ah no, princess, fell to the ground suddenly.

At this time, a bed suddenly appeared and firmly caught the fallen princess.

A piece of peace.

The audience off the court gritted their teeth, "This broken system, how could you treat my prince like this!"

[Second act, end. 】

forest.

"...However, the systems I read in the book all have teleportation functions, why do I have to walk over?"

The prince's face was pale with exhaustion, and he was out of breath.

Suddenly, a can of pink drink fell into the prince's arms.

At the same time, the voice of the system sounded: "Are you tired? Sleepy? 'Sour Milk' brand strawberry milk, let you recover immediately!"

The prince choked speechlessly: "...Is this an implant? Is it an implant?"

The audience in the audience was also dumbfounded, "Fuck, I was caught off guard!"

The system ignored him and just said, "We're here."

The prince's eyes lit up, and with the help of the system's power, he pushed open the ancient stone gate, "Ah, it is indeed the castle of the most evil creature in ancient times - the dragon, it's just like that... the spring breeze is blowing and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant??"

Prince Li Fugui stared at the cozy castle in a daze, the birds sang and the rabbits laughed, "This is Sleeping Beauty, not Alice in Wonderland, right?"

System: Actually none of them...

"Ahem." The system said, "Go in, find the dragon, defeat it, then find the sleeping princess, and wake her up with the kiss of true love!"

The prince nodded childishly, "Yeah."

however……

Two thousand years later...

"Where is the dragon?" the prince gasped.

He took a deep breath and shouted, "Mr. Dragon?"

Zuo shouted, "Mr. Dragon?"

Right shouted, "Mr. Dragon?"

Open the lid of the trash can and probe inside, "Mr. Dragon?"

system:"……"

"Look!" The prince was suddenly pleasantly surprised, "here is a small note."

Prince Li Fugui pulled out the small note that was pressed under the stone, and read it with his head down, "His Royal Highness, the prince who came from afar...I ran away, 886?"

prince:"……"

system:? ? ?Fuck?

At this time, a gust of wind blew open the stone gate in front of it, and there was a door sign above it, which read: The place where the princess is held.

There are also arrows painted all over the stone gate, as if the prince was afraid that he would not find a way to save the princess.

There is also a line written on the back of the note: I can only help you so far.

Prince, system: "..."

The prince who had never seen the world had tears in his eyes: "Then I just went in...?"

System: "Don't look at me, I've never seen this scene before."

Life is not easy, the prince sighed: "You are so useless."

The system gritted its teeth, but was speechless.

The prince pushed open the stone door, stepped through the door, and walked into the depths of the castle.

"Ah this."

The prince twitched his lips.

"This Sleeping Beauty... sleeps a little wildly..."

In the picture, there is a barbie-pink kingsize bed full of girls' hearts, with flying petals and overflowing fragrance. The princess's body is stretched into a "big" shape, her head is tilted, and one leg is hanging out of the bed, sleeping soundly.

"It's also...very...handsome??"

Prince: I don't know why, but I don't have the urge to save her at all.

The system urged him: "Go, the princess of your dreams is right in front of you, wake her up with your true love kiss!"

Prince Li Fugui: "..."

He touched his nose in embarrassment, walked in small steps, and walked a distance of less than three meters for almost a minute.

Finally, the prince sighed deeply, pulled up the little stool and sat down, looked at the princess, and then again.

He sighed deeply again, and said: "This...uh, princess, you probably don't know...the dragon has escaped, and a fairy tale without a dragon has no soul and cannot reach the level of true love, so I Even if I kiss you now, you won’t be able to wake up, besides, you’re so...well, burly, I have to say that the food in the original kingdom is really good..."

"What I mean is, Your Royal Highness, I can't save you. Who let the dragon run away? However, before I leave, I will tuck your feet up so that you don't catch a cold when you sleep..."

After finishing speaking, Prince Li Fugui stood up, spent some effort to put the princess in a normal sleeping position, then covered her with a quilt, patted her, and was about to leave...

Suddenly, a strong and powerful hand grabbed the prince's hand!

prince:! ! !

hell! ! ! !

He lowered his head in shock, only to see that the sleeping princess opened her eyes, staring at him with cold eyes, and said, "Let's go find the dragon."

The princess said firmly: "Find it, kill it, and then kiss me again to wake me up."

system:"……"

Prince: "...Whoa, whoa?"

Prince Li Fugui said weakly: "But...you...are you awake?"