A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

"In the second grade of elementary school, two senior sisters handed me love letters at the same time, and then they found out that each other was each other's best friends, and because of this, they fought in front of me, slapped my face, grabbed my hair, and the fight was terrible It was so fierce that I was too scared to go to school for a few days."

Li Fugui was dissatisfied: "What, it's black history, but it's actually showing off."

Xia Ningyan: "Hey, this is cheating, right?"

Ouyang Yu said with a smile: "Yes, and we all know about it, let's talk about something we don't know."

Ling Zheye interrupted them, "Wait! Wait until I finish."

"If it's just that period, it's really not black history. It's just that I went out to do errands a while ago, and when I passed by my alma mater, I went in to have a look, chatted with the janitor, and then talked about it. He said that those two girls came back a while ago, they are all college students now, and he said..."

Ling Zheye covered his face, "They were together when they were in college."

Everyone: "..."

"Um??????"

"Together...is that what I think it means??"

"Fuck..."

From shock, to stupefaction, to contemplation, Li Fugui finally frowned, touched his chin, thoughtfully: "I have seen a similar plot in Lujiang."

Yuchizheng glanced at him.

Ling Zhe turned the bottle at night, "Come on, come on the next one."

The mouth of the bottle turned to Yuchi Zheng.

Everyone: "..."! !

Although Yu Chizheng always had the look of "Don't cue, get out", but somehow because of the beautiful moonlight tonight, he didn't look as close to strangers as he used to be.It is said that the life of the rich is gossip. Everyone has long been curious about the mysterious young master Yuchi. ?

Li Fugui, who had been rushing to the front line of eating melons, naturally had his eyes lit up, and the gossip radar above his head was beeping crazily.

The eyes are staring like copper bells, and the ears are erect like antennas.

Eyes glowed on him.

Yuchi Zheng: "..."

His eyes blinked like a small animal.

Yuchizheng couldn't help but linger on his expectant face for two more seconds, then looked away, his stern face was softer under the light above his head, and his voice was cold, "Physics for the mid-term exam in the second semester of junior high school." I only scored 97 points in the test, does it count?”

Everyone: "..."

Li Fugui: "..."

Is this the world of the strong?

And I remember the time very clearly. The mid-term exam in the second semester of the second year of junior high school seems to be really an impressive "black history".

Yuchizheng put his knuckle-knuckle hand on the bottle and turned it around.

Three, two, one.

The mouth of the bottle turned to Li Fugui.

Li Fugui: "..." Ah, here.

Li Fugui glared at him, hit me with his grades, and turned the bottle to me, making me have to talk about my black history!

(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

Yuchizheng turned his face away, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.

Li Fugui took a bite of the grilled squid with resentment, sighed, and said with a vicissitudes of face: "One of the eleven long holidays in high school, I found out that I didn't do any homework until the last day, so I was in a hurry to find my deskmate on WeChat and asked for English. The answer was copied, but the other party sent a word 'huh'."

"I was a little confused at the time, and then he sent another sentence, 'Li Fugui, come to my office before class tomorrow'."

Li Fugui covered his face, "Then I realized that I sent it to the wrong person. He is not my deskmate, but my head teacher. Because they all use SpongeBob SquarePants for their profile pictures, I misread it."

"Oh, fuck the SpongeBob SquarePants!"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --"

"Hahaha you, you laughed too loudly hahahahahahahahaha!"

"I said why I didn't see you until the first class was over. It turned out that you had been drinking tea in the office hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Yin Jingchun suddenly said, "Oh, that's not right! Isn't this what happened recently?"

The tears from Xia Ningyan's laughter stayed in the corners of her eyes, she was startled, "Hey, is that right?!"

Ling Zheye: "Yeah, it happened recently, but I still think it's really funny hahahahahahaha..."

Qi Xuan: "We just think it's funny, so it's okay to laugh out loud hahahahahahaha..."

Xia Ningyan: "..."

She suddenly remembered this matter, and couldn't believe that her memory was so poor. She became furious and accused Li Fugui: "You are just pretending!"

"No, no, you have to repeat it!"

Li Fugui stuck out his tongue: "Slightly slightly~ I've already said it, so I won't say it, I won't say it~"

Xia Ningyan: "..."

Li Fugui almost showed his pride on his face, until he heard a chuckle from beside him.

Li Fugui opened his eyes wide, and turned his head to see the obvious smile on Yuchizheng's face, which lasted for a long time. He clicked his tongue, moved his knee and hit his knee. She opened her eyes and looked at him in surprise.

Li Fugui made a fake cough to signal them to stop, "cough cough."

He said loudly, "This time it's my turn! Humph! I think who will be the unlucky one—?"

Give it a hard shake.

Spin the bottle, spin, spin.There was a sudden stop.

It stopped on Li Fugui again.

Li Fugui: "..."

Qi Xuan: "Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Xia Ningyan laughed loudly, "It's comfortable, it's comfortable."

But seeing Li Fugui's mouth deflated, his waist twisted and twisted, he said in a coquettish voice, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish ≥﹏≤”

Xia Ningyan wiped the goosebumps on her arms, "Stop your performance quickly! I vomited all over you."

Qi Xuan: "I'm already vomiting thank you. ^_^"

Li Fugui wrinkled his face, his cheeks were squeezed together, and continued to pretend, "You forced the super invincible boy to fabricate a black history that didn't exist, and said that he made you want to vomit, woo woo, big villain!"

Wiping away his tears, he leaned closer to the people around him, "At the same table, help me quickly and defeat these bad guys! Boom..."

Yu Chizheng looked at him clenched his fists and pretended to cry, and felt some inexplicable regret in his heart, why didn't he really cry, if the twitchy prince shed tears, he would be very cute.

He helped the other party's body, paused, and said, "...Actually, I want to hear it too."

Li Fugui: "..." Fake crying froze.

Everyone: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Li Fugui: "Which!"

Ouyang Yu said with a smile: "Fugui, don't struggle, tell your dark history quickly, so that everyone can have a good time."

Suddenly, Ling Zheye slapped the table, "How about this, since Fu Guier doesn't want to talk, let me talk for him!"

Li Fugui's eyes lit up.

Ling Zheye smiled, "Of course, it's about your dark history."

Li Fugui: "...No, isn't it?"

Ling Zheye nodded with a smile, cleared his throat, and spoke eloquently.

"When Fuguier was still in kindergarten, one evening after dinner, he went for a walk with his mother on the street and passed a church..."

Li Fugui was shocked: "Qiao, Qiaodou sack!!"

Ling Zheye dodged his hand and continued, "There is a row of iron railings outside the church, which surrounds the church and prevents outsiders from entering. Fu Gui'er was very curious about the church, but he couldn't see clearly through the railings, so he stuck his head in. From the railing, giggling at the glowing church."

"But..." Ling Zhe seemed to be holding back his laughter after talking at night.

Li Fugui's heart was ashamed.

"After he finished watching the church and lost interest in it..." Ling Zheye couldn't help it anymore, he laughed loudly, "but he found that his head was stuck in the railing and he couldn't get out! Hahahahahahahahahaha... ..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"I know this, my mother told me!"

"I know, my dad told me!"

Li Fugui was shocked: "Fuck..."

Xia Ningyan wiped away the tears from her laughter, "I heard from my father that Aunt He was also anxious at the time, and saw that little Fugui's little head was stuck on the railing and couldn't get out, and then she cried anxiously with teary eyes, and then There was no one around the church, so Aunt He had no choice but to call the relevant personnel to come and help. While waiting, she thought that there was nothing wrong now, so why not post a circle of friends..."

Li Fugui who knew about this for the first time: This is definitely my real mother, right?Right?

Ling Zheye said: "Just when the two of them could only wait, suddenly, somehow, little Fuguier's head suddenly popped, and he was able to fuck again."

The corners of Yuchizheng's mouth curled up, and he couldn't help laughing.

Yin Jingchun lost her breath with a smile, and drank a glass of wine to comfort herself.

……

The moon quietly climbed into the sky, and the owls on the trees hooted.

Everyone finally felt drowsy, packed up their things and prepared to leave.

"Bye-Bye."

"meet on Monday."

Xia Ningyan waved to Li Fugui, "Fugui, thank you for the hospitality tonight."

Li Fugui: "Hehe."

Then everyone got in the car that their own driver came to pick up and drop off, each went back to each house, each looked for each mother.

In the car, Li Fugui played with his mobile phone boredly, feeling that his eyes were about to close, so he simply lay down on the seat and squinted for a while.

Autumn is getting colder and people don’t wear thick clothes. Li Fugui was afraid of the cold since he was a child, but he likes to kick the quilt, so Li’s father and Li’s mother turned on the heater for him in autumn to prevent him from shivering in the cold. He must be catching a cold, with runny nose and tears, pitiful.

At this time, the driver saw in the mirror that Li Fugui was already lying down, so he thoughtfully turned up the air conditioner in the car a few degrees.Feeling the warmth, Li Fugui curled up comfortably in the back seat of the car, with a low and hoarse female voice lingering in his ears, singing an English song gently. Just as Li Fugui gradually fell asleep in the singing, the phone screen suddenly lit up .

He didn't wake up.

Instead, the phone slipped from his fingers and fell to the floor.

In a corner that no one knows, the screen of the mobile phone turns on and off, turns off and turns on, and finally calms down.

In the unread inbox are three WeChat messages from Yuchi Zheng.

[I changed my mind, I can play the princess, but there is a requirement. 】

[As long as you promise to be my friend. 】

[I promise you. 】

……

In the car, Yuchizheng had a calm expression, and unconsciously pulled the phone screen with his fingers.

10 minutes have passed, and the other party has not responded.

His eyes darkened.

Slightly closing his eyes, he threw the phone aside.

The car is very quiet, the sound insulation effect of expensive cars is very good, and Yu Chizheng has a quiet temperament, so there are never songs in the car, and now there are only some subtle, light sounds that seem to be hallucinatory.

These seemingly non-existent sounds lingered in his ears, like a slow torture, not painful, but extremely disturbing.For the first time, Yu Chizheng hoped there would be some sound in the car, so he said to the driver, "Play a song."

The driver was surprised in his heart, but his face was respectful and calm, and he said: "Yes."

Turn on the stereo.

A gentle female voice came out from the speaker, Yu Chizheng took the phone back from the side, and played with it in his hand, but did not turn on the screen.

He thought of what his father, the head of the Yuchi Patriarch, said to him when he was eight years old. He has always kept it in his heart and regarded it as a creed in life.

Patriarch Yuchi said: "Xiao Zheng, for an excellent heir, friends are unnecessary, you have to focus on your partners, or even your opponents."

At the age of eight, Yu Chizheng engraved this sentence in his mind and practiced it.

But now, maybe it’s returning to the relaxed campus life after a long absence, or seeing the familiar laughter of those people tonight, his heart has also begun to become active, and some expectations that are contrary to his creed and should not be .

He wants a friend.

if you can.

He hoped that person was Li Fugui.