[Comprehensive] Full-level boss pretending to be new

Those who are familiar with Yayoi Komaeda know that once this person talks too much, he will definitely be fooling himself to death. (..)

After all, he usually cherishes words like gold and is the type who can say yes or no.

It is absolutely fraudulent for such a person to start to persuade people with a smile and a warm reasoning and presentation of the facts.

It's just a pity that among the monsters, Shuten-douji is the only one who is familiar with Komaeda, and Komaeda doesn't need the skill of persuasion when facing Shuten-douji.

A jar of good wine, if you say "brothers" serve together, Jiu Tun will come.

So after Yayoi Komaeda finished her career and retired, she walked several laps on the road where there were more stalls and the street became more lively, eating all the famous and unknown snacks, and finally packed dozens of copies with satisfaction. Get out safely.

And Shuten, who got an inscrutable smile from Komaeda, was sitting in the conference room at the moment, facing the stalking banshees, not knowing what he had done wrong.

"Why don't I take him back for interrogation?"

Anyway, Komaeda has rough skin and thick flesh, so it won't be a problem to beat him by a dozen.

"Of course not."

Before there is no other way to contact humans, Yayoi Komaeda must maintain this road well, and even arrest people for interrogation. If they really want to do it, they are not necessarily Komaeda's opponents.

"Then what are you going to do?"

Jiu Tun was puzzled: "Didn't he ask you to help introduce a partner? Could it be that the requirements are too high and you feel angry, so you come to me to vent your anger?"

"The person to introduce... Oh yes, his requirements are really high. We searched all the candidates but couldn't find a suitable one."

Looking at the authentic silly Baitian in front of her, Yingcao really feels heartbroken for these male monsters whose brains have turned into muscles. With their IQ, they can't even find a mate, let alone a mate.

"Forget it, wait for the big tengu to come back, and you will go with him to get the identity certificates for the newly born fusangshen."

Gu Huo Niao waved his hand: "I'm going to take some time to check the situation. The man who said the chosen one just now... If it is true, we really have to make a plan."

You can't really turn the monsters into the creatures on the picture scroll, they are the big monsters who really survived in history and want to leave their names.

I don't know that the banshees in front of me have turned their minds around for several times. Shuten is still happy about going out. It would be better if he is not a big tengu but another monster. It's a pity that the ID card must use feathers. It's really frustrating.

In this way, Shuten wandered in the sea of ​​wine for another three or four days, and Ootengu, who had been away on business for half a month, finally came back, and at the same time his face was half black.

It seems that his journey to find the big monster is still not so smooth.

Gu Huo Niao conveyed the new task to Ootengu. The dedicated person who had just returned from the outside with flapping wings turned around and went to Shuten. He frowned and fished the drunk Jiuten out of the jar pile. One shot and flew from the window to the pond in the backyard.

Then he let go of his hand and threw Jiu Tun, who was still asleep, down.

"Gululu", Jiutun was caught off guard and drank several mouthfuls of pond water. Even though it was the running water drawn from the mountain, even though it was clear to the bottom, after landing on the shore, Jiutun bent over and vomited it out, half The ponds were covered in the smell of alcohol.

Daitengu stood with his chest crossed and watched, no, he also took out a black mask to protect his mouth and nose to prevent inhalation of bad smell.

"When you wake up, go on a mission with me."

The noble and glamorous Ootengu turned his head and left. He gave Shuten enough time to rest, and when the other party emptied the contents of his stomach, he reappeared, carrying a thick notebook, still holding the wine Swallow and fly out.

"Wait a minute, my gourd."

Jiu Tun, who was worried about the big baby staying in the office, struggled: "Put me down, you bald dog."

Even though there is a dog in the name, the big tengu who has nothing to do with the dog at all laughed. He turned around dozens of times and then let go suddenly, making Shuten turn into a shooting star in the sky and hit him steadily in his office.

"Get your gourd and roll over here."

He just doesn't want to see Jiu Tun so much, he wants to make trouble for the other party everywhere.

Shuten sat up from the ruins, put the gourd on his back, and ran towards the place where the big tengu was. When he was almost there, he stepped on the ground hard and flew straight into the air.

The two monsters didn't even come out of the monster world, and they fought each other within the scope of the monster alliance. The fight was so dark that it woke up the other monsters who were on vacation.

"Can't we just let them stop fighting?"

Yaohu watched the play with a folding fan: "This building has only been rebuilt not long ago, whoever breaks it will pay for it."

It stands to reason that whoever breaks it should pay for it, but Jiu Tun's compensation has been offset by salary, which has reached the point where it will not be cleared after a hundred years, and the big tengu... Sorry, he can be said to be the only one still working in the Monster Alliance of monsters.

The ID card is all the feathers that fell from his body. With such a backbone, you dare to do anything to him?

If the big tengu refuses to do it, their entire alliance will be paralyzed.

"Whoever talks too much will be deducted."

Yingcao rolled her eyes. Originally, she just happened to be on a day off today. She was still asleep at home when she was woken up by this obvious movement. She ran away without her ponytail tied up. She was afraid that it was an attack from the United Human Army. .

As a result, the fight was fought by one's own people, and the fight was so hot that it couldn't be stopped.

"We can't let them fight any longer."

Gu Huo Niao looked at the building with obvious cracks, and calculated how long this thing could last.

When it was rebuilt, it was promised to have a lifespan of [-] years, but it was on the verge of breaking after less than a year.

The funds for rebuilding the building need to be funded by the Youkai Alliance, and most of the money for the Youkai Alliance is collected by members from their own pockets.

The money I put in was not spent on myself, but was used to subsidize the two militants. This psychological gap made Gu Huo Niao very unhappy.

"Firefly grass."

The messy-haired little monster waved a dandelion and was ready to sting the two of them to death.

"Prepare the invitation letter and fill in the content. Daitengu and Shuten-douji are married, and the wedding will be held soon. I hope everyone will come to attend."

With a "clang chirp", Shuten, who was fighting vigorously, fell from the air. He had no wings in the first place, and he could fly only by stepping on the big tengu.

"Wait a minute, why am I going to tie the knot with him?"

Jiu Tun said hoarsely: "As if his middle-aged hair loss crisis is imminent, I'm so stupid to be with him."

"Hair loss crisis?"

"Is it imminent?"

The mountain rabbit and Po Meng sang together, and everyone looked at the big tengu with flowing short hair, especially the top of his head received the greatest attention.

"Looking at the dog hair falling all around here, isn't that very worrying?"

A lot of black crow feathers were inevitably scattered during the fight, Sakura and Peach Blossom were picking them up and putting them away.

This is a proof of identity. The picture of always grabbing the big tengu and scratching its hair is too beautiful, and they really can't catch up with each other, so when they encounter a fight, they have to collect the fallen ones and wait for the moment to use them.

Big Tengu threw a wind blade in the direction of Jiu Tun: "You provoked it first."

"Or you throw me into the water first."

As the saying goes, a dog bites a dog, two monsters express their own opinions, they fight against each other without retreating, their hands stop, but their mouths don't stop, when they pick up feathers, they just listen to the two chattering, from hundreds of years ago The dark history of China has been attacking the embarrassment of today.

"You two are clearly in love."

Yaohu clasped his fists solemnly to congratulate: "Then I will wait for the invitation letter to arrive and drink your wedding wine."

After he finished speaking, he ran away, and the two monsters who were chasing him to beat him up were stopped by Gu Huo Niao.

"Almost there."

Wearing a beautiful kimono and not wanting to rustle, Gu Huo Niao tried her best to soften her tone: "If you two don't go out again, it will be late."

Could it be that you guys are planning to go over to grab someone else's little monster's dinner?

"I think you must be work-oriented, right?"

It's called persuasion, but it's actually a threat. Gu Huo Niao's gentle smile made everyone tremble: "I was just joking about the invitation letter just now. After all, you won't stop if you don't say that, so you two should be careful." You're not angry, are you?"

"Of course, don't be angry."

Jiu Tun answered as if he had died in the middle, and Yingcao snorted, seeming to feel sorry for the attack he didn't unleash.

"Then hurry up and leave, I'm still waiting for your good news."

Flattening an inconspicuous wrinkle on the sleeve, Gu Huo Niao finally calmed down the resentment in her heart: "Don't be ashamed when you are outside, if you let me know that you are fighting again."

"I don't think you guys want to know."

A few words from Gu Huo Niao, who is very powerful, made the two leave quickly, while Yingcao stood beside her and smiled brightly.

"Auntie, I'd better prepare the invitation letter."

This is a very useful threat, much better than yelling at them to stop.

"Then get ready."

As a big monster who is used to seeing all kinds of things, Gu Huo Niao is quite happy to see the small fights in front of her. After all, many young couples are in love with each other when they fight, and they are even more happy after that Happy couple.

But when this word is put on Shuten and Daitengu, it makes people tremble all over.

"Then let's find them a good-looking invitation letter."

Yingcao waved her hand and was about to leave, but Peach Blossom let out a dumbfounded sound after picking up the feathers.

"Forgot to let them take the bag of feathers with them."

Originally, I wanted to save the big tengu from pulling the feathers on the spot, but now that everyone has flown away, wouldn't this bag of feathers be wasted...

"Anyway, he doesn't have a baldness crisis yet, just talk about it."

Shantu giggled: "With two wings so big, even a hundred monsters would be able to grab them."

Taohua compromised, but thinking about it, I felt a little distressed for Big Tengu. Everyone used his hair, but no one thought of sending him some anti-hair loss shampoo.

It's really pitiful to go to the mall for consultation after getting the salary.

"Why are you crying all of a sudden, Taozi?"

Granny Meng quickly walked over to wipe her tears: "Be good, be good, let me know if you have any problems, and we will help you solve them together."

"I just think the big tengu is so pitiful."

Tao Hua's eyes were watery from crying: "Let's go outside today and buy him something. Look at the clothes he's wearing. They've been the same for so long. In the eyes of other monsters, is it because we don't send him clothes?" Money, so that he can only wear one set of clothes repeatedly."

"All right, all right, as long as you don't cry."

Yingcao immediately made a promise, and Taohua also put away her tears.

When it comes to going out for shopping, the girls' girlishness begins to show their presence.

They were chattering about what to wear today, happily forgetting about the person they were crying for just now.