[Comprehensive] Full-level boss pretending to be new

Turn the time back to last night, when Komaeda bid farewell to Hong Jiaodong and returned to his home.

— There are people in the living room.

Yayoi Komaeda did not stop turning the key, but only added a few blades to the hand hanging by her side.

"Who is there."

He changed his slippers, and approached the living room step by step. The room was dim, and only a rough outline could be seen clearly.

There is also the strong aroma of wine in the air.

The uninvited guest arrogantly took a big gulp of wine, letting the mellow wine slide down his chest to the ground.

"It's not easy to see you."

The uninvited guest raised the wine jar in his hand at Komaeda: "Come, let's do it first as a respect."

Yayoi Komaeda turned on the light: "Can your way of visiting keep pace with the times?"

In the middle of the night, he found that a stranger appeared at his house, and there was his younger brother who had no ability other than the occasional shit luck at home. Yayoi Komaeda really wanted to rub Shuten Doji on the ground in front of him.

Jiu Tun Douzi's attitude is arrogant: "I just snatched the good wine from Monkey King, and I wanted to share it with you as soon as I got it, but you turned my back on it. What is it called? I only hear newcomers laughing, but I don't hear about old people. People cry."

He spoke Chinese poorly, Komaeda rolled his eyes at him, sat next to Shuten, picked up the jar and poured a big gulp into his mouth.

"How about it, it tastes good."

If this proud face is seen by the monkey spirit, he will definitely beat his ass with a cane.

Yishan Monkey collected the excellent fruits found by the whole family, fermented and brewed in the tree hole wine jar for many years. Of course, it is better than the ones sold on the market. The fragrance is strong and the mouth is long. satisfy.

Jiu Tun must have been more proud when he heard this, but after a while he couldn't help reaching out his hand towards Komaeda, trying to grab the wine jar.

"Hey, hey, I took a long time to bring out such a jar, what should I drink after you've finished drinking it?"

Komaeda didn't give him a chance to make a move, the last drop of wine fell into his mouth from a high place, and the human beings who drank half of the altar in a short time didn't seem to have any discomfort: "Just treat it as your reckless visit to apologize, this gift I'm very satisfied, let's talk, what's the matter this time."

The wine is gone, and the regret in Tun's brows will turn into tears if he hasn't had a good drink yet.

"It's not related to the group of fusangshen that appeared recently."

He curled his lips, grabbed the big gourd beside him and poured it wildly towards the empty wine jar, the two big eyes of the gourd were shaken into the shape of mosquito coils, following the rude movement of Jiu Tun, the smell of wine was similar to that just now It began to spread again.

"You also know how difficult it is to find a new you-kai these days."

Shuten knew that Komaeda hated the wine poured out of the gourd, and the other party didn't even bother to reach out, so he happily picked up the jar and took a big sip: "There are so many new monsters appearing at the same time. I don’t even have an ID card, you understand.”

"ID card?"

Komaeda suddenly realized that he only considered the identity certificate on the human side, and forgot about the identity certificate on the monster side: "Then what is the process for you monsters to reissue their ID cards? I will inform them tomorrow and ask them to reapply. "

"Is this the problem?" Shuten squinted at Komaeda, "Stop pretending to be stupid on purpose."

A group of Fu Sangshen who are incarnations of swords, said that the collective form is barely feasible, but some of their real bodies are still displayed in museums, and some are still in the hands of private collectors. Where did they come from to transform them? shape.

What's more, some of them are still not sure about the swords, maybe they are just fabricated products. Such swords can have Fusangshen, and they really don't look down on their orthodox monsters.

"Well, do you still have to pay social security to the local monster alliance?"

Komaeda was really dumbfounded: "Since they are still new monsters and haven't started making money recently, can the social insurance be postponed for a while."

"It's not too late to collect after they have income. Your demon world is vast and sparsely populated. Don't you still need this little money?"

"If you keep fooling around, I won't be an idle wanderer like me when I come to chat with you later."

Shuten really wanted to blow Yayoi Komaeda's dog's head off: "I applied for this task because of our relationship with drinking friends. If I can't get back any useful information, the monsters who come later will not be as easy to talk to as I am."

"For example, the foreign liaison officer is a big dog. If there is a disagreement, he flies out and the ground is covered with dog hair. The lethality is not mentioned. Just cleaning is enough to make people feel bad."

Before Komaeda came back, the monsters who had drunk a lot of wine poured bitter water on their good drinking friends. In this age of mysterious decline, these monsters lived even more sadly.

What kind of alliance of monsters is going to be set up, and every monster is forced to be named as a civil servant. If there is a blame, everyone will bear it together, and there will be good things...

Bah, nothing good at all.

For decades, only old monsters have been annihilated, but no new monsters have been born. These single nobles are stared at by Gu Huo Niao and other female monsters for blind dates every day. Male monsters and female monsters are not good enough for each other, so they frantically arranged male monsters. Come.

It's as if two male monsters can give birth to new monsters.

"So brother, you understand."

Jiu Tun looked bitter and bitter: "If I don't know the origin of those Fusangshen, I might marry Ibaraki Doji when I go back."

Komaeda was happy to see the joke: "Single young men who are young and full of blood are easy to cause trouble. If they find someone to fall in love with, they may give up fighting and killing and go back to live in the countryside."

"Say, have you been taken away by some foreign soul? Is this something my brother can say?"

Jiu Tun, who kept pace with the times, joked on the other side: "In short, if you don't tell me the way, I will stay with you. Anyway, there is a guest room, and I can bring my own drinks. Anyway, if you want to drive me away, there is no way. "

"Actually, what I want to say."

Shuten pricked up his ears.

"They themselves were born first, and then they came to this world."

Jiu Tun, who dared to hit the gods and Buddhas in front of his eyes, looked dumbfounded: "I don't mind if you say it again in a language that monsters can understand."

"As long as you come out as a lobbyist with your understanding, other monsters really think highly of you."

Komaeda looked down on Shuten, "Have you ever played Touken Ranbu?"

"Of course not." Mentioning the game Jiu Tun made his teeth ache, "To tell the truth, I have 3D dizziness, just sitting in front of that screen makes me want to vomit, not to mention any stealth gameplay, we monsters can't Can't stand the feeling of being connected to something else."

"The Fusangshen you care about came from that game."

Picking up Shuten's big gourd, Komaeda smiled at the gourd that had relieved a lot, and successfully put the other party into a sluggish state, then opened the other's big mouth, reached out and took out a jar of wine from it.

Shuten, who was still thinking about what Komaeda said just now, jumped up after seeing this scene, pointing at Komaeda with trembling fingers.

"I just said that my wine collection is inexplicably low. I thought it was because I drank it when I was not awake. It turned out to be you."

"It's voluntary, aren't you right?"

The big gourd opened and closed its teeth, affirming Komaeda's words.

Jiu Tun, who had betrayed all his weapons, felt that the world was full of malice. After he grabbed the gourd and gave it a hard punch, he drank like a vent.

"There are many players who play Touken Ranbu, and the overlapping love of thousands of players has triggered the opportunity for their birth."

Seeing that the drinking buddy was really angry, Komaeda decided not to tease him: "The evidence is that the more popular sword men in the game, the sooner they will become conscious, and those who are not distinctive or attractive, Still asleep."

Jiu Tun entered the state of listening to stories: "It's one thing to have consciousness, but how did they get here?"

"Do you still need to ask this question?" Komaeda looked at Shuten with caring and foolish eyes, "Of course I brought them out."

"...Wait, did I hear wrong?"

Scratching his ears, then patted his cheek again, Jiu Tun signaled Komaeda to repeat what he said just now: "You bring them out, how did you bring them out, big brother, that's not how you joke, if you can't explain it at the time, it's okay I can't keep you either."

"You kid is talking nonsense again."

Komaeda stretched out the back of his hand to measure the temperature of Kamoshuten's forehead, and found that it was indeed higher than usual: "Don't you guys know that I have the ability to bring real objects into the game world?"

"Isn't it obvious to bring out the things in the game world?"

Obviously a ghost.

Jiu Tun looked like he had seen God, and he was really surprised to let a traditional monster see God: "Can this be the same? You directly created a flesh and blood body for them."

What kind of concept is this, if the physical body of a youkai is destroyed, then just create another one in the virtual world, let Komaeda bring it out, and move the consciousness into it, wouldn't it be possible to be reborn directly?

"You might as well say that a lightning strike from the sky made them visible on the server, which is more reliable."

If Komaeda's ability is revealed, even the monster alliance's special personnel will not be able to protect it.

Not to mention these hard-working monster civil servants, but there are still a group of monsters who are tempting on the edge of breaking the law, and if they are not careful, they will face double hunting by monsters and humans.

If such a desperado knew Komaeda's ability, it would be equivalent to gaining infinite resurrection nurse skills.

Well, I'm not afraid of death anymore, Komaeda took a shot, is there another life?

"It sounds fantastic, but I really did it." Seeing Shuten's strong reaction, Komaeda became uncharacteristically humble, "Maybe it's those who deserved to die, just happened to meet me, and I There just happened to be a way to rescue them.”

"Forget it, since you said so, then I will report it like this."

Jiu Tun's expression was still dreamy, and he couldn't even drink the wine: "One of the missions is done, then there is the second one, the Mi Miqie pill that was placed here with you a long time ago, do you remember where it was placed?"

"The knife that broke in two and is still bleeding?"

This is a very conspicuous one in Komaeda's underground collection, and it is the only one that has a fight with the magic knife next door every day.

"...you haven't fixed it yet."

Accidentally, Jiu Tun spoke out what was in his heart: "When I didn't say anything, if this is the case, I will let you go here first, and we can suppress the situation in the capital."

"Is there a monster again? Then you have to keep the information well."

Komaeda pointed to himself, and then pointed outside: "Human beings with special abilities are not those poor people who could only be chased and beaten by monsters in the past. Be careful that they will get rid of the source before you."

"Then the hero must protect us innocent civilians."

Jiu Tunba had to use the task, no money to take, no wine to drink, work for nothing, whoever likes it.