[Comprehensive] Full-level boss pretending to be new

Count me as ballball you guys, can you stop committing crimes against the wind at this time?

The little crane ball in Tsurumaru's heart burst into tears.

Before he left Touken Ranbu and had his own body, he was a cute little guy who would be forgiven for making a fuss in Honmaru. Even when the atmosphere dropped to freezing point, he still dared to play pranks.

It is his life creed to play pranks with his heart and do tasks with his feet.

At that time, everyone was very tolerant. After being teased by Tsurumaru, You Qi's angry companion just chased him all afternoon.

It's like exercising your body.

But now, Tsurumaru dares to swear to the sky, he is definitely one of the most serious people in this maru.

"That seems like fun."

Taiko Bell lowered his voice and pointed at the candlestick to show his faintly sharpened fingertips: "It's troublesome to go out with a knife all the time. This can also reduce the number of onlookers."

Tsurumaru looked indifferent after hearing this.

Do you think those onlookers are looking at your dagger?

Don't make trouble, those people obviously took a fancy to your face.

Candlestick Kiri naturally wouldn't mess around with the small dagger, but Taiko Bell's suggestion really hit his distress.

The law and order in modern society is very safe. He himself is a person who has obtained a hero's license. It is not a problem to solve some criminals directly, but every time he uses the unsheathed knife to clean up the criminals, there will be chaos around him. There was a crackling sound.

Then he would be on the headlines of the local social news.

The masses have great enthusiasm for the new heroes who appear around them with strong skills and extraordinary looks.

Among them, the most distressing thing is the sword fanatic who came to the door and asked him and his colleagues what happened to the knives, and how they were exactly the same as the knives in the hands of XX museums or XX collectors.

Can it be different? It’s just painted according to the real thing. If you want to ask, it’s better to ask the artist who drew their vertical paintings, why they are so similar.

This is what they said in their hearts, but facing the faces of those fanatics, they still have to smile and say, yes, that’s right, I just found a knife maker and copied it one by one according to the ratio. You see, I even have the name of a hero. The name of this knife, you know my love for it.

As a result, they somehow became famous in the Touken Ranbu forum. Many players looked at the photo with blurred faces after processing, and felt that it would be great if these heroes were willing to post a cosplay of Touken Ranbu .

The appearance, height and figure are perfectly restored, as long as you wear a fake fur and a costume in the game, you will be a male god who walked out of Two-dimensional properly.

What's even better is that in addition to these obviously adults, their office also has a group of youthful and lively teenagers.

Ah, isn't that the grown-up Awataguchi?

The players who were blinded by their looks even came up with the idea of ​​crowdfunding a sum of money to entrust the heroes to produce cosplay.

Lurking in the forum, California Qingguang with a good rhythm was almost scared to death by the thoughts of these players, so he had to call other companions overnight to guide the players to notice that it is very bad to disturb the lives of heroes things.

In the end, the players gave up their thoughts, but this matter became a daily routine, and those who were free or not would be pushed up, causing a lot of discussion.

After this incident, Qingguang of California went to the shrine, begging all gods and Buddhas sincerely, let Shizheng, the game company, close down as soon as possible.

He has heard all these farce candlesticks in his heart, and he has also participated in the matter of posting on the forum, and the crowd of onlookers that Taiko Bell mentioned is the object of his recent headache.

He always has to draw a knife and pose for a handsome pose to take photos with passers-by, and occasionally has to deal with the unreasonable request of "please put the knife around my neck", which makes him very tired.

What are these people thinking in their minds? Can you be normal and treat me like an ordinary office worker?

However, for the sake of himself and the firm's external image, he had to cooperate with reasonable requests, such as signing his name and showing a handsome smile.

"If Mi Jiang is like this, you don't need to store the knife at the door when you go shopping."

Taiko bells pose a very practical question.

"Too."

Candlestick cut lowered his head, and began to try this conversion method.

There are also some differences between them and normalized youkai. For example, if it is a real Token Fusangshin, it is a breeze for them to retract the sword into their bodies.

It was originally my own thing, and I could come here however I wanted.

But they are not, what belongs to them is that soul, this body is actually given by Yayoi Komaeda, it is completely impossible to take the knife back into the body.

But the sword is very important to them. As long as they leave themselves for 10 minutes, they will start to panic. Usually at home, because it is their own territory, they have a sufficient sense of security. As long as they go outside, the men with swords don’t want to There is a distance between this important ontology and oneself.

Tsurumaru listened to the gradually increasing discussions beside him, his expression was still ruthless.

It’s been said that you are surrounded because of your faces, even if you don’t have a knife and you carry a frying pan with you, you will be surrounded.

But if you bring a frying pan, it is estimated that some businessmen will come to your door and ask you to endorse it.

Since this was a good opportunity to make money, Tsurumaru didn't remind them.

Tsurumaru had already figured out what Taiko Bell had groped for, and his fingertips turned into blade tips, so what should happen to the outer sheath?

Tsurumaru turned the sheath into a mobile phone case, which just happened to protect his precious entertainment tool.

I have to say that this idea is too...reasonable, with Tsurumaru as a precedent, other swordsmen have also learned from it, a bracelet decorated with fine gemstones appeared on Taiko Bell's wrist, and Candlestick Cut's wrist was A black gold bracelet.

There are more small decorations that are intimate and in line with their temperament, which are more attractive to swordsmen.

When the rally was over, they came with swords and swords, but when they left, they no longer had their sabers, and their steps were more brisk.

They belonged to the new group of monsters. Considering that these monsters had only joined the Monster Alliance for a short time, Gu Huo Niao did not entrust them with important tasks. Cleaning up the surrounding monsters was what they had to do during the general attack.

And Yingcao, the initial members like Shuten, took on the most important task of breaking out.

"Komaeda, are you really not going to help us?"

Shuten tried his best to lobby Yayoi Komaeda. Although this is a human being, his strength has long been beyond the scope of human beings, and he is running towards inhuman goals. The other party came to solve it.

"Do you want to entrust?"

Komaeda clicked on the price list on the phone and showed it to Jiu Tun: "Prepare the money, because you are my friend, you can get a [-]% discount."

"get out."

This friend was wronged, Shuten waved his hand, telling Yayoi Komaeda to leave quickly.

"It's okay to leave, but I want to take the two people over there."

Pointing to All Might and Natsume who were standing in the distance, Komaeda turned his eyes and met the two of them.

Then, he showed a friendly smile, and successfully made the two humans who got into the monster pile tremble three times.

"Mr. All Might, brother Yayoi looked over just now, what do you think he means?"

Natsume lowered his voice, and quietly tugged at the corner of All Might's clothes: "It probably doesn't mean to settle accounts with us."

"...I haven't gotten to know Yayoi boy well enough to understand what he means by looking at his eyes."

All Might also felt cold. What he was actually afraid of was not Yayoi Komaeda, but other people who heard the news after he left the hospital.

For example, the boy from Green Valley whose eyes were like a faucet, and the water splashed after he was unscrewed. I still remember that when he woke up, Izuku, who was the caretaker, looked at him and began to cry, so that Olmert suspected that he was Not to the end of life, irretrievable.

Natsume could only hug Mr. Kitty tightly, absorbing heat from that bombshell cat.

If I had known this earlier, it would be over if you directly rejected that big-tailed fox.

Madara used his short legs to pull Natsume's iron arm. Even though it was said on the Internet that cats are made of water, he was not.

"Tamamo-qian, Yuzao-qian, come quickly."

He struggled to call the big-tailed fox who was watching the show over: "Natsume has something to tell you."

Yuzao stood there for a while, then walked over calmly, glanced at the half-dead cat, and signaled Natsume not to be nervous.

"Don't be afraid, I just let you come here to open your eyes."

By the way, recognize the monsters, and let the monsters recognize Natsume, so that everyone can give a secret sign when they act later. It turns out that you are also a human/monster who participated in the monster meeting, which can reduce the birth of many murders.

"But I didn't tell my family when I came out..."

To be precise, it is Big Brother Yayoi.

"I think he should be able to understand." Tamamoto looked at Yayoi Komaeda who kept smiling and approached the three of them, feeling that the other party was not angry.

"Do you understand?"

Yayoi Komaeda came over to answer the words: "I can really understand."

But your expression doesn't mean that at all!

All Might and Natsume felt that they were more than ten centimeters shorter in front of each other.

"That's fine."

Yuzao replied softly: "You can't keep him at home all the time, you have to let him come out to see more."

With such good qualifications, it would be too wasteful to stay at home.

"Besides, boys have rough skin and thick flesh. It would be better to beat them more."

Natsume's expression froze slightly.

He secretly gestured at his thin arms and thighs, and felt that he was far from the four characters of rough skin and thick flesh.

However, it was of no use. Looking at Brother Yayoi's expression, he felt that what Tamamomae said was right.

Natsume couldn't help thinking of what he had watched before, the training routine of the three of them, Xiongying, and after comparing himself with those three, he buried his face in Teacher Cat's belly in despair.

spot:? ? ?

Pervert, let go of my belly!

"Let Jiu Tun inform me if there is anything to do in the future, the [-]% discount is just a joke."

Yayoi Komaeda nodded towards Tamamo, and took away All Might and Natsume. At the exit, they saw the swords waiting outside. After seeing Komaeda, a group of people immediately greeted happily .

Candlestick Che came forward to say hello on behalf of everyone: "The director brought a group of people to send you the pennant before, but after they were gone, they sent it to us. If it is convenient, we can send the pennant back today."

"A pennant?"

Komaeda was confused for three seconds: "No need, just leave it with you."

He was suffocated by the police chief's astonishing maneuvers, and expressed his serious distaste.