[Comprehensive] Full-level boss pretending to be new
Chapter 139 Remember to read the almanac when you go out
When a person is driven to a desperate situation, his mood will change from excitement to calmness.
Or rather, give up.
Green Valley accepts the panda-headed rice balls in front of him quite well. There is a gentle and kind mother in the family, who occasionally finds time to make some cute-shaped rice balls for him to eat. There are also octopus-shaped sausages for him to eat.
"It's delicious, classmate Jiao Dong, you must tell her when you go back, thank her for making us such a delicious lunch."
Awow bit off half of the panda's head, Lu Gu's good appetite frightened the children next to him, who was attracted by the cute appearance and cried out with a wow.
"Why don't you two eat?"
There is tomato sauce inside the panda's head, and the red sauce matches the half of the head, which looks like a dark fairy tale.
"……eat."
Bakugo Katsuki clamped the cat's head with difficulty with chopsticks, and after gesturing the size, he ate it all in one mouthful. This is a very common filling, and the taste of egg tuna rippling in his mouth, makes the person who is good at cooking Bakugo had some ideas.
This one tastes good and can be used as a side dish later.
Thinking of this, he swallowed everything in his mouth with some difficulty.
Hong Jiaodong was so excited by the chili in the onigiri that she almost burst into tears, her sister's bad taste became more and more serious, knowing that he likes light food like soba noodles, she made this terrible onigiri specially.
"Spicy?"
Bakugo's expression is particularly regretful, if he eats this rice ball, it will definitely feel better than the Yin Yang face.
But in order to deceive himself, this guy can only choose to swallow this pepper bomb.
——Hahahahahahaha, let yourself suffer.
An elf with a devil's horn flew out of Baohao's head, waving the little fork in his hand and mocking Hong Jiaodong crazily.
The other foods are normal. Fried chicken nuggets and sausages provide high calories, and the portion is so large that the three adolescent boys who eat a lot can hardly finish it. There are two sandwiches with fried eggs, ham, and lettuce. Fresh and refreshing.
"This combination reminds me of Mr. Candlestick Cut."
Touching her bulging belly, Lu Gu sighed quite satisfied: "I don't have the strength to get up after training every time, but after smelling the aroma of the food he cooked, I have to crawl into the dining room even if I do. "
Delicious food made Lugu's patience bar abruptly extended, and he would completely collapse after eating.
"And fruit."
The various peeled fruits that filled half a lunch box made Lvgu and Baohao feel the power of local tyrants. They looked very expensive, and there was also watermelon that was not available in this season.
The bite is full of sweetness, and people can't help but poke one piece after another.
The three of them finally put all the contents of the lunch box into their stomachs, and they could only sit on the chairs and wait for the food to digest slowly.
"What are we going to do with these boxes?"
The food is finished, but it would be too wasteful to throw away the expensive-looking box.
"Find a courier company that can deliver on the same day and send it back."
Hong Jiaodong pointed to the courier point not far away: "The price is a bit expensive, but my pocket money is enough."
The wicked bourgeoisie.
Lvgu and Baohao have a rare synchronization rate of bamboo horses, they looked at each other and then looked away at the same time.
"Look who I see here?"
A pair of hands suddenly covered Lu Gu's eyes, and the deliberately low and rough voice made him feel very familiar.
"Ms. Tsurumaru?"
Hong Jiaodong didn't receive Tsurumaru's Wink prompt, and directly revealed the other party's identity: "Teacher, why are you here?"
"Shouldn't I ask you this question?"
Tsurumaru pulled back his chair and sat down with some regrets, and condemned Hong Jiaodong who did not cooperate with his performance: "Why did the three of you come to Kyoto? It can make you three training madmen give up your good weekend and come here. I It smells like adultery."
Lugu spit water to the ground: "Abusive love?! What kind of adultery! Mr. Tsurumaru, don't talk nonsense!"
"It's just a guess. Lu Gu, you have such a big reaction. Teacher, I feel like I guessed it right."
Serious Tsurumaru teased Lv Gu: "If it was Lv Gu, you and Hong would both be okay, but there is one more..."
"Small Firecrackers Explosive~"
Imaken pulled Bakugo's face and jumped behind Tsurumaru: "Bakugo-san actually participated in a private group activity, teacher, my eyes are about to fall out of their eye sockets."
He showed a flattering expression at Baohao: "Or our little Baohao finally knows the goodness of group activities, so he went out with Lugu classmate with the cheek."
"Girls don't like boys who are so coy."
The mature tone of the smoky long-haired boy pretending to be an adult made the veins on Baohao's head throb continuously.
"Today's sword..."
"To call the teacher."
"I'm going to blow you up!"
Jin Jian ran to the side happily, took out his hero license from his pocket and shook it in front of Bakugo: "There is no license to use personality in public places, you have to go to the police station to receive education, think about it before you do it, little firecracker .”
Damn, I'm so mad.
Bakugo stamped his foot heavily, suppressing his anger.
"Student Baohao, let's ignore him for the time being, so you, Lugu, aren't you going to explain to the teacher why you appeared in this place?"
The raised arc at the corner of the mouth gradually flattened, and Tsurumaru looked at Midori Valley with serious eyes: "It's not okay to lie, I have the contact information of your teacher here, whether it's All Might or Aizawa Xiao Too, think about it before answering."
Do you want to tell the teacher that we came to Kyoto to find youkai?
If I tell the reason for this kind of explosion in the second half of my life, I will have a black history for the rest of my life.
Lu Gu's lips were pursed into a straight line, and he kept silent.
"It doesn't matter if you don't speak..."
Tsurumaru was about to press down on the opponent, but Ima sword pulled him and tapped twice in the direction of Nijo Castle.
"I'll let you go today."
He picked up the two students and walked towards the exit: "Hurry up and go home for training. I pretend that I didn't see you, so I won't let others double your schedule."
Lu Gu subconsciously looked at the direction the sword pointed at today: "Teacher, did something happen there?"
"Just a small problem."
Jin Jian pushed Bakugo out: "We were sent to patrol the capital recently, and there was a serial murderer who was wandering around, and I happened to find him just now."
"In order not to let you affect our arrest process, I can only send you away first."
It's a monster!
Hong Jiaodong's eyes froze, and he exchanged a look with Lu Gu.
"Can't we stay and watch? If the teacher is here, there will definitely be no problem."
Green Valley tried to find a reason to stay: "You talk about dialogue, classmate Jiao Dong, Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng?"
"It's too late for us to leave now."
Bao Hao stopped, pointed not far away, and said with a faint fighting spirit in his tone: "Don't you realize that this is not the Ertiao City just now?"
The most obvious place is at the long table where they ate just now. The lunch box on the table has disappeared now, and the plastic long table has also become wooden, with a sense of historical obsolescence.
"It's troublesome now."
Tsurumaru had no choice but to let go of the two reluctant students: "Tell me about you, there are so many famous scenic spots in Kyoto, I have to choose Nijo Castle."
"And it seems that you are not ignorant of what happened in Kyoto?"
"Actually, last time we were in the mall, we saw monsters."
And beat him...
"But what you saw at the beginning was at the lowly level, and what will appear next is the big boss."
The space is closed by Yuyihu, and he can't run away even if he wants to, so he has to forcefully break the space or kill Yuyihu.
"You guys are really going to make trouble for the teacher."
Pulling out the sword, Tsurumaru and Imaiken stood in front of Lvgu and the others: "Don't make a move, and don't leave our side, classmate Bakugo, if you don't obey, I'll put you in Chaoba Niuwang Hundreds of copies of the [-]-point figures there were printed and distributed in your school."
Bakugo Katsuki clicked his tongue, this threat just hit his weakness, and thinking about that magical [-]-point shape gave him a headache.
"You three, be careful."
Jin Jian shook the dagger in his hand, and pushed back the hair that was hanging in front of him: "By the way, here you can use your own personality to protect yourself."
"Before we kill Yuyihu, don't die."
The feather-clothed fox that looked like a hill appeared above Ertiao Castle. The nine tails dancing wantonly had a strong sense of danger, and different monsters walked out of her side. It seems that she has found many subordinates during this period of time.
"It's you again."
The luxurious and beautiful long fan was opened one after another, and the fox in feathers shook his wrist lightly. When the decorations falling on the tail of the fan collided, they made a clear and sweet sound: "Can't I let this concubine have a good meal? Recently, my concubine But I was always hungry."
The last time the female student was killed was half a month ago. In the past half month, the trash’s subordinates couldn’t even catch a delicious human being to feed her. Finally, today, three human beings with great supplements offered to deliver them to her door , Yu Yihu also deliberately waited for the other party to eat before attacking.
Don't human beings say that the last meal before death should be rich?
The little bit of kindness she had so hard to give birth to was wasted like this.
"If you want to eat normal food, the Monster Alliance will definitely be willing to provide it." Tsurumaru looked at the monsters not far away, and weighed his strength compared with them. "It's a pity that your food is human beings."
They also fell in love with their students, if this can be tolerated, where will their faces be put.
Yuyi Fox let out a soft laugh.
"Humans also eat the carcasses of various animals, so what if we monsters eat some human beings?"
She was talking nonsense, and her crisp voice didn't stop.
Hong Jiaodong, who had no demon power or spiritual power to close their hearts, gradually lost their minds under the sound, and their eyes gradually became hollow. They stood where they were, and after a while, they walked in the direction of Yuyi Fox by themselves. .
"As you can see, this is what they voluntarily sent to the concubine's door to make up for it."
Rubbing his belly, Yuyihu's smile deepened, and the fierce look in his eyes became even more fierce: "You are the first one who dares to snatch food from my concubine's mouth."
"After all, there are people who eat crabs everywhere."
Tsurumaru chuckled, knocked the three of them unconscious and put them behind them neatly, asking Imawa to take care of them.
"If you want to take them away from me, you'd better stop dreaming."
It's definitely going to be an uphill battle.
The white-haired young man smiled wryly in his heart, did he not read the almanac when he went out today.
Or rather, give up.
Green Valley accepts the panda-headed rice balls in front of him quite well. There is a gentle and kind mother in the family, who occasionally finds time to make some cute-shaped rice balls for him to eat. There are also octopus-shaped sausages for him to eat.
"It's delicious, classmate Jiao Dong, you must tell her when you go back, thank her for making us such a delicious lunch."
Awow bit off half of the panda's head, Lu Gu's good appetite frightened the children next to him, who was attracted by the cute appearance and cried out with a wow.
"Why don't you two eat?"
There is tomato sauce inside the panda's head, and the red sauce matches the half of the head, which looks like a dark fairy tale.
"……eat."
Bakugo Katsuki clamped the cat's head with difficulty with chopsticks, and after gesturing the size, he ate it all in one mouthful. This is a very common filling, and the taste of egg tuna rippling in his mouth, makes the person who is good at cooking Bakugo had some ideas.
This one tastes good and can be used as a side dish later.
Thinking of this, he swallowed everything in his mouth with some difficulty.
Hong Jiaodong was so excited by the chili in the onigiri that she almost burst into tears, her sister's bad taste became more and more serious, knowing that he likes light food like soba noodles, she made this terrible onigiri specially.
"Spicy?"
Bakugo's expression is particularly regretful, if he eats this rice ball, it will definitely feel better than the Yin Yang face.
But in order to deceive himself, this guy can only choose to swallow this pepper bomb.
——Hahahahahahaha, let yourself suffer.
An elf with a devil's horn flew out of Baohao's head, waving the little fork in his hand and mocking Hong Jiaodong crazily.
The other foods are normal. Fried chicken nuggets and sausages provide high calories, and the portion is so large that the three adolescent boys who eat a lot can hardly finish it. There are two sandwiches with fried eggs, ham, and lettuce. Fresh and refreshing.
"This combination reminds me of Mr. Candlestick Cut."
Touching her bulging belly, Lu Gu sighed quite satisfied: "I don't have the strength to get up after training every time, but after smelling the aroma of the food he cooked, I have to crawl into the dining room even if I do. "
Delicious food made Lugu's patience bar abruptly extended, and he would completely collapse after eating.
"And fruit."
The various peeled fruits that filled half a lunch box made Lvgu and Baohao feel the power of local tyrants. They looked very expensive, and there was also watermelon that was not available in this season.
The bite is full of sweetness, and people can't help but poke one piece after another.
The three of them finally put all the contents of the lunch box into their stomachs, and they could only sit on the chairs and wait for the food to digest slowly.
"What are we going to do with these boxes?"
The food is finished, but it would be too wasteful to throw away the expensive-looking box.
"Find a courier company that can deliver on the same day and send it back."
Hong Jiaodong pointed to the courier point not far away: "The price is a bit expensive, but my pocket money is enough."
The wicked bourgeoisie.
Lvgu and Baohao have a rare synchronization rate of bamboo horses, they looked at each other and then looked away at the same time.
"Look who I see here?"
A pair of hands suddenly covered Lu Gu's eyes, and the deliberately low and rough voice made him feel very familiar.
"Ms. Tsurumaru?"
Hong Jiaodong didn't receive Tsurumaru's Wink prompt, and directly revealed the other party's identity: "Teacher, why are you here?"
"Shouldn't I ask you this question?"
Tsurumaru pulled back his chair and sat down with some regrets, and condemned Hong Jiaodong who did not cooperate with his performance: "Why did the three of you come to Kyoto? It can make you three training madmen give up your good weekend and come here. I It smells like adultery."
Lugu spit water to the ground: "Abusive love?! What kind of adultery! Mr. Tsurumaru, don't talk nonsense!"
"It's just a guess. Lu Gu, you have such a big reaction. Teacher, I feel like I guessed it right."
Serious Tsurumaru teased Lv Gu: "If it was Lv Gu, you and Hong would both be okay, but there is one more..."
"Small Firecrackers Explosive~"
Imaken pulled Bakugo's face and jumped behind Tsurumaru: "Bakugo-san actually participated in a private group activity, teacher, my eyes are about to fall out of their eye sockets."
He showed a flattering expression at Baohao: "Or our little Baohao finally knows the goodness of group activities, so he went out with Lugu classmate with the cheek."
"Girls don't like boys who are so coy."
The mature tone of the smoky long-haired boy pretending to be an adult made the veins on Baohao's head throb continuously.
"Today's sword..."
"To call the teacher."
"I'm going to blow you up!"
Jin Jian ran to the side happily, took out his hero license from his pocket and shook it in front of Bakugo: "There is no license to use personality in public places, you have to go to the police station to receive education, think about it before you do it, little firecracker .”
Damn, I'm so mad.
Bakugo stamped his foot heavily, suppressing his anger.
"Student Baohao, let's ignore him for the time being, so you, Lugu, aren't you going to explain to the teacher why you appeared in this place?"
The raised arc at the corner of the mouth gradually flattened, and Tsurumaru looked at Midori Valley with serious eyes: "It's not okay to lie, I have the contact information of your teacher here, whether it's All Might or Aizawa Xiao Too, think about it before answering."
Do you want to tell the teacher that we came to Kyoto to find youkai?
If I tell the reason for this kind of explosion in the second half of my life, I will have a black history for the rest of my life.
Lu Gu's lips were pursed into a straight line, and he kept silent.
"It doesn't matter if you don't speak..."
Tsurumaru was about to press down on the opponent, but Ima sword pulled him and tapped twice in the direction of Nijo Castle.
"I'll let you go today."
He picked up the two students and walked towards the exit: "Hurry up and go home for training. I pretend that I didn't see you, so I won't let others double your schedule."
Lu Gu subconsciously looked at the direction the sword pointed at today: "Teacher, did something happen there?"
"Just a small problem."
Jin Jian pushed Bakugo out: "We were sent to patrol the capital recently, and there was a serial murderer who was wandering around, and I happened to find him just now."
"In order not to let you affect our arrest process, I can only send you away first."
It's a monster!
Hong Jiaodong's eyes froze, and he exchanged a look with Lu Gu.
"Can't we stay and watch? If the teacher is here, there will definitely be no problem."
Green Valley tried to find a reason to stay: "You talk about dialogue, classmate Jiao Dong, Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng?"
"It's too late for us to leave now."
Bao Hao stopped, pointed not far away, and said with a faint fighting spirit in his tone: "Don't you realize that this is not the Ertiao City just now?"
The most obvious place is at the long table where they ate just now. The lunch box on the table has disappeared now, and the plastic long table has also become wooden, with a sense of historical obsolescence.
"It's troublesome now."
Tsurumaru had no choice but to let go of the two reluctant students: "Tell me about you, there are so many famous scenic spots in Kyoto, I have to choose Nijo Castle."
"And it seems that you are not ignorant of what happened in Kyoto?"
"Actually, last time we were in the mall, we saw monsters."
And beat him...
"But what you saw at the beginning was at the lowly level, and what will appear next is the big boss."
The space is closed by Yuyihu, and he can't run away even if he wants to, so he has to forcefully break the space or kill Yuyihu.
"You guys are really going to make trouble for the teacher."
Pulling out the sword, Tsurumaru and Imaiken stood in front of Lvgu and the others: "Don't make a move, and don't leave our side, classmate Bakugo, if you don't obey, I'll put you in Chaoba Niuwang Hundreds of copies of the [-]-point figures there were printed and distributed in your school."
Bakugo Katsuki clicked his tongue, this threat just hit his weakness, and thinking about that magical [-]-point shape gave him a headache.
"You three, be careful."
Jin Jian shook the dagger in his hand, and pushed back the hair that was hanging in front of him: "By the way, here you can use your own personality to protect yourself."
"Before we kill Yuyihu, don't die."
The feather-clothed fox that looked like a hill appeared above Ertiao Castle. The nine tails dancing wantonly had a strong sense of danger, and different monsters walked out of her side. It seems that she has found many subordinates during this period of time.
"It's you again."
The luxurious and beautiful long fan was opened one after another, and the fox in feathers shook his wrist lightly. When the decorations falling on the tail of the fan collided, they made a clear and sweet sound: "Can't I let this concubine have a good meal? Recently, my concubine But I was always hungry."
The last time the female student was killed was half a month ago. In the past half month, the trash’s subordinates couldn’t even catch a delicious human being to feed her. Finally, today, three human beings with great supplements offered to deliver them to her door , Yu Yihu also deliberately waited for the other party to eat before attacking.
Don't human beings say that the last meal before death should be rich?
The little bit of kindness she had so hard to give birth to was wasted like this.
"If you want to eat normal food, the Monster Alliance will definitely be willing to provide it." Tsurumaru looked at the monsters not far away, and weighed his strength compared with them. "It's a pity that your food is human beings."
They also fell in love with their students, if this can be tolerated, where will their faces be put.
Yuyi Fox let out a soft laugh.
"Humans also eat the carcasses of various animals, so what if we monsters eat some human beings?"
She was talking nonsense, and her crisp voice didn't stop.
Hong Jiaodong, who had no demon power or spiritual power to close their hearts, gradually lost their minds under the sound, and their eyes gradually became hollow. They stood where they were, and after a while, they walked in the direction of Yuyi Fox by themselves. .
"As you can see, this is what they voluntarily sent to the concubine's door to make up for it."
Rubbing his belly, Yuyihu's smile deepened, and the fierce look in his eyes became even more fierce: "You are the first one who dares to snatch food from my concubine's mouth."
"After all, there are people who eat crabs everywhere."
Tsurumaru chuckled, knocked the three of them unconscious and put them behind them neatly, asking Imawa to take care of them.
"If you want to take them away from me, you'd better stop dreaming."
It's definitely going to be an uphill battle.
The white-haired young man smiled wryly in his heart, did he not read the almanac when he went out today.
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