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"Huh?!! What are you talking about?? Sit over there??" Are you kidding me? So many girls are staring at that seat. Anyone who wants to go there will probably cause a bloodbath, otherwise it will not be empty until now. Sit in.If he just sat there in full view, he would be instantly targeted by the girls, and when all eyes were on him, he would feel like a thousand arrows piercing his face just thinking about it!

"No, I'm still young, I'm afraid."

Lu Yi said he was cowardly, not because he thought those girls were scary, but he didn't need to think about it. If he sat down, his name would definitely be added to the discussions of the girls around him, wouldn't it? Putting myself into the topic, what a big death, isn't it good to live well? !

Xu Meng saw that he was about to collapse again, and her back was so straight that she couldn't straighten up when she was asking for science popularization just now, so she comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, you have always been the class favorite in the hearts of our group of girls. If you go to sit Go in, everyone will definitely support you! They will even send blessings~" After speaking, he reached out and forced Lu Yi to straighten him.

"Really...? Why do you want to bless?"

"Wait! What is a group pet? Why don't I know about it?" Lu Yi looked confused. What the hell is a "group pet", shouldn't it be a "male god" or something?

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When Lu Yi first started high school, Lu Yi hadn't started growing yet, standing only slightly taller than the taller girls in the class.With a baby face, the flesh is plump and white, very cute.In addition, he has a very cheerful personality, he is very funny when he talks cheaply, he can chat with anyone, and he can always make his classmates happy, so he is especially liked by girls.

Every time they see him, the girls will find a topic to chat with him.

For example, "My kid is drinking milk again today, he is growing tall~"

"It's okay, the current height shows that there is still room for improvement~"

"It's so easy to pinch, she must be a soft girl."

In physical education class, there are often girls who yell at him directly, "Little cutie, come to my sister, that team is not suitable for you~"

Such serious jokes can be regarded as "personal attacks". Lu Yi never turned his back on him. He just pretended to be very angry every time. People want to laugh when they see it.

Over time, the soft and cheap Lu Yi girl group has been named the group favorite, and she likes to tease him when she sees him for nothing.

In addition, under the crazy Amway of a class of girls, Lu Yi's cute name has spread far outside the class, and many senior girls in other classes, even senior grades, know his name.

Sometimes when girls from other classes pass by Class [-], they will go out of their way to see if Lu Yi is in the classroom.

The lively girl would even yell "June [-]" and run away straight away, causing everyone in the class to look at him with the expression of watching a play every time, and finally turned into him who blushed in embarrassment.

There are so many fans, who are obviously "male gods", how can they become group favorites?Lu Yi really didn't understand what the girls were thinking.

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"You are so cute, everyone has been taking good care of you~", Seeing that the little newspaper Lu Yi was about to start acting pitiful again, Xu Meng explained.While talking, he poked his bulging mouth.

"You're not afraid that I'll hit your hand with an explosion!" Lu Yi turned his head to avoid Xu Meng's hand, pretending to punch someone with a small fist.

"I don't want to be the favorite of the group, can you respect my male god persona? In this way, everyone can continue the harmonious and happy relationship between socialist classmates!"

"Okay, okay, smooth hair ~ don't blow up ~ you are the male god in our hearts." Lin Jiaqi was so teased by him that she covered her mouth and even laughed with tears in her eyes.

"Well~ we are all fans of Liuyi classmate~" Mu Xiaoxiao also said while laughing.

Xu Meng saw that the topic was getting sidetracked, so she gave Lu Yi a slight push, "Just sit down boldly, women are just paper tigers, and besides, you are so cute, you have turned into a big cat. Besides, get closer to the boss One point, it’s easier to communicate...Emotions.” Xu Meng laughed while talking, “If you think about the physics homework, you won’t suffer at all.”

"Then don't you guys want to communicate with the boss?" Lu Yi had a look of disbelief, just now the three of them also had the expressions of fangirls and nympho.There must be a conspiracy here.

"We...we are of a different gender than the boss. We can neither play games nor play basketball. We must not be able to communicate with the boss."

"Yes, yes, after you have communicated with the big brother, can't we also be a relationship account~"

"When the time comes, I'll leave it to Liu Yi students!" After Xu Meng finished speaking, she slapped her hands fiercely, clasped them together and put them on her chest.

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Lin Jiaqi and Mu Xiaoxiao also imitated Xu Meng's hands together and made a bow to Lu Yi.

Why do the three of them believe in themselves so much?What's with that look of determination? !But since they hoped so much that they would go out on their own, Lu Yi nodded and agreed to sit down.

"Okay! When I am rich and prosperous, I will never forget your bad idea!"

"What a bad idea, we are thinking about you sincerely!" Seeing that he finally agreed, Xu Meng pulled up Lu Yi who was sitting, "Go, don't come again when the opportunity is never lost, while there is no one there yet, The sisters will escort you there."

Although Xu Meng is a girl, she is thin and small, but her strength is stronger than that of a boy like Lu Yi. When Lu Yi was pulled by her like this, she stood up straight away, hesitating too violently, and almost knocked down the table in front of her. , There was a piercing sound from the chairs and tables, causing the girls in front to look back curiously to see what happened.

Xu Meng ignored those gazes, moved the table in front of him, pulled Lu Yi up and walked forward.

Holding Mu Xiaoxiao's physics homework book that he had just borrowed in his hand, Lu Yi obediently followed behind the three of them.

There are only two rows of seats between the place where the big brother Shen Kongming sat and the place where Lu Yi and the others sat just now, and they can walk there in a few steps.

When he got to the boss's side, Lu Yi understood the meaning of what Xu Meng said earlier, "Women are all paper tigers".Paper tigers, dare to be in the nest.

The sister who was very stubborn just now, she was scared when she got to the mountain.None of the three dared to wake up Shen Kongming, they raised their hands and put them back.

Because of the actions of the three of them, the girls around stopped discussing and looked over one after another.

It's really embarrassing, Lu Yi thought.

There is no way, we have already come here, and it would be even more embarrassing to look back.

Lu took a look at the people around him, wishing he could get under the boss's table.

"How about...you...climb over the table?"

"!!!" Lu Yi looked at Xu Meng in horror, thinking, should I go all out like this, I don't want to lose face? !

Hearing what Xu Meng said, the two girls sitting in the front row of Shen Kongming realized that it was Lu Yi who wanted to sit next to the boss, and immediately stood up from their seats.The girl on the inside looked at Lu Yiyi: "You...you can crawl over from me..." Then she walked out and gave Lu Yikong a seat for him to operate.

Lu Yi looked at them with an expression of "Are you kidding me?"This is driving ducks to the shelves, why should you push your classmates to a dead end.

The girls around looked like they were watching a show, and they stared at Lu Yi, waiting for his action.

#A class of classmates#

"Oh my god, I didn't expect that cutie would also be a fan of big bosses!"

"Physics scumbag Liuyi is finally going to attack the physics boss~"

"Wow, I really want to pick up little friend Liu and put him next to the boss."

"Upstairs +1"

"Upstairs +12580"

"Upstairs + ID number"

"Upstairs + 2 circles around the earth"

...

Lu looked at the front row, then at Xu Meng, his eyes were full of cute murderous aura, and he was struggling in his heart.

Now it's really a difficult situation, I really want to turn around and leave.Lu took a look at Mu Xiaoxiao's physics homework book in his hand, and finally made up his mind, squeezed it vigorously to cheer himself up.

Forget it, let it go, for the sake of homework, I don't want this handsome face.

After Lu Xiaocute made up her mind, she walked to the seat specially vacated for him, stepped on the footrest under the chair, raised her other leg and climbed up, looking very cute.

Xu Meng thought to herself, Little Cutie really worked hard to sit next to the boss.

In order to avoid waking up the boss, Lu Yi moved lightly. At first, he tried to put his legs directly on the chair inside. Unfortunately, he was not too tall, and his legs were not enough. He couldn't reach the chair in front of him, so he had to change it. The posture continues to operate.

The girls around looked like they wanted to laugh, but they were afraid that the loud voice would affect his operation, so they held back and covered their faces until they blushed.

Before watching the movie "Interstellar", most of us didn't know the term "Murphy's Law".

"If there's a chance that something could go wrong, no matter how small the chance, it will happen."

Often you know that a bad result may happen, even if you try your best to avoid it, it will still happen in the end.And the more careful you are, the more likely you are to make mistakes, and the mistakes will be bigger.

It's like Lu Yi who is climbing the table at this time.

Lu Yi tried to climb onto the table first, and then slowly moved to the opposite chair.In order to prevent kicking the boss, Lu Yi kept staring at his right leg closest to the boss, but because of this, he didn't pay attention to the center of gravity of the table, and as a result, the whole table fell forward with the people.Then Lu Yi was so panicked that he couldn't care about his legs.

"Wait, your posture is wrong..." Seeing Lu Yi swaying his legs, Xu Meng saw him fall forward with the table before he could stop him. ummm... Then he kicked the boss on the arm.

The girls who were close to him saw that Lu Yi was about to lose his balance, so they helped him hold down the table with their hands, and then stabilized him on the table.For a while, there was chaos, and the girls who looked around felt worried.

On the table next to him, Shen Kongming who was kicked by Lu Yi finally woke up, rubbed his face, and slowly straightened up.

Seeing that the boss was kicked awake by him, Lu Yi on the table was suddenly petrified, froze there, his round eyes staring straight at the shoe prints on Shen Kongming's black sweater.

Hmm...even the Adidas logo is clearly printed on the sole.

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