Strive for Science

"A righteous god does not possess a body, but a possessed body is not a righteous god." Uncle Zhang arranged the altar and said to Shen Chang'an, "The six senses of a mortal are impure, and it is impossible for a true god to possess a mortal body. I'm afraid, with Yan Yin and I's skills, I'll keep you safe."

"Nowadays there are often some liars who claim to be immortals, half-immortals, and fairy ladies. After inviting the gods, they shake their heads and jump up and down. Most of these are liars. Even if they really invited something by accident, it is absolutely impossible God." Uncle Zhang lit the incense wax, "The higher the status of the righteous gods, the less they will be incensed by others, and they will have no favoritism. They only have rules and the way in their hearts. When we invite gods to prepare these things, we often have them. It’s for peace of mind.”

"What will happen if gods are invited?" Shen Changan asked, "Will they be very serious, or very friendly?"

Uncle Zhang looked at Shen Changan, as if he was looking at a rebellious and uncontrollable fool: "You think that asking God is to let God see you in the flesh?"

Hearing Uncle Zhang's tone, Shen Chang'an knew he had asked a stupid question: "If you don't come in the flesh, then what?"

"Oracle, as long as you succeed in inviting the gods, you can feel the presence of the gods." In the beginning, Shen Changan was asked to invite the gods just to get angry, but now that he has calmed down, Uncle Zhang did not withdraw from the altar, but tidied up slowly, " But you don’t know, our metaphysics world has been unable to invite gods for a long time.”

If he had heard these words half a year ago, Shen Chang'an would only have felt that he was making up a story, but today is different. Uncle Zhang's ordinary words made Shen Chang'an feel a bit bitter and melancholy.

"Even the yin soldiers who are more talkative in ancient books and records no longer respond to our requests. What we can do in the metaphysical world is to send some ghosts who should go to the underworld to the station where the yin-yang car passes by." Uncle Zhang told God After tidying up the altar, I looked at the gradually darkening sky outside, "Although it's already dark, it's the most suitable time to invite Yin soldiers at midnight, let's eat first. In case you invite, please go to other things , eat enough and have enough energy to last a little longer."

Shen Changan: "..."

Didn't feel comforted at all.

"You..." The otaku ghost came out with the fried dishes, and his eyes lit up when he saw the altar set up, "Want to invite the gods later?" He had never seen such a famous scene before, so he couldn't help being curious.

Uncle Zhang turned his head to look at him: "Shen Changan wants to try to ask God, let him try."

"Boss wants to invite God?" The otaku ghost put the dishes on the table, "As long as you make a move, there will be no problem."

Zhang Gu, who was sitting next to him, glanced at the otaku ghost. This posture of hugging his thighs is really a textbook-level standard. How shameless it is?

"Thank you for your good words." Shen Changan washed his hands and sat on the table. Seeing the otaku ghost standing beside him but unable to eat, he turned to ask Uncle Zhang, "A ghost like him can't eat the food of a living person?"

"The food of a living person has yang energy, and ghosts can't eat it." Uncle Zhang said, "If you think he is pitiful, you can burn some paper money for him and let him go to the underworld to buy food. If he has descendants, he can also enjoy them." offerings for people to worship."

The mother and fetus are single, and the otaku ghost who died without a girlfriend felt a little melancholy in his heart.

"We can't worship him?" The more Shen Changan watched, the more he felt that the otaku ghost was a little pitiful.

"He can't give birth to a son as old as you." Uncle Zhang picked up a chopstick of the fried food of the nerd ghost, and it tasted pretty good, so he said, "However, a person with profound merit like you is different from ordinary people, maybe He can taste what you sacrifice to him."

For a person with special traits like Shen Chang'an, even the Dao of Heaven treats him kindly, and even some demon cultivators turn into their original bodies during the calamity and hide next to people with profound merits to avoid the blame of the calamity.

Since this kind of physique can protect demons, maybe it can also protect ghosts?According to the closeness of the relationship, ghosts only change after the death of a person. They are considered half of the same family. How much relationship can a ghost have with a person?

"Here, try it." Uncle Zhang gave Shen Changan three sticks of incense, and put some of the various dishes on the plate, "Put the plate in front of him, and light the incense."

"Okay." Shen Changan took the incense, and was about to bow down to the otaku ghost, when he saw the otaku ghost's body sway, and he knelt on the ground before him.

"I just intend to give you a few bites of food, there is no need to perform such a big ceremony." Shen Changan bent down and pulled up the otaku who was kneeling on the ground, "They are all progressive young people in the new era, and this kind of feudal etiquette is no longer necessary .”

"Boss, it's not that I want to kneel, it's that when you were about to worship me, my legs started to feel weak and my whole body was weak." The otaku said with a bitter face, "You should stop worshiping me, I'm afraid Panic."

"Then try it. I'll serve it to you directly. Can you eat it?" Shen Changan put the bowl in the hand of the otaku ghost. His eyes lit up, as if what he was holding was not rice, but a bowl of rare food. The hand holding the bowl was shaking with excitement, "This is the taste of rice, it's rice!"

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and gobbled it up for a while, feeling extremely pitiful.

Seeing that his appearance was really miserable, Shen Changan picked up a lot of vegetables and meat for him, and looked at him with a fatherly gaze: "Eat slowly, if it is not enough, cook another pot later."

"Boss, you are my reborn parents." The otaku ghost ate with tears in his eyes. After becoming a ghost, he can still operate a computer and mobile phone. The most unacceptable thing is that he cannot enjoy delicious food. You can eat delicious food, and there is not much difference between being a human being and a ghost.

Anyway, when he usually plays games with his mobile phone or computer, his teammates don't know whether he is a human or a ghost.

After figuring this out, the otaku ghost said: "Boss, I will be your younger brother from now on. If you let me go east, I will never go west. As long as you provide me with board, lodging and a computer, I am very easy to raise."

"Aren't you going to reincarnate?" Shen Changan was dumbfounded by him.

"Being a human means worrying about interpersonal relationships, but being a ghost is different. It's fun and leisurely, and you don't have to worry about losing your hair if you stay up late." The otaku ghost said, "I can help you post department leaflets outside at night, and I can help you manage the department network during the day. Publicity work, cooking three meals, you think about it."

Shen Changan: "..."

He really doesn't understand the mental state of an otaku.

"We'll talk about this later. What we need to do now is to find out the cause of your death." Shen Chang'an doesn't know if there will be bad consequences if you don't reincarnate after death, so it's not easy to agree to the otaku ghost, " eat first."

"Oh." The otaku ghost lowered his head very cooperatively, and continued to eat the second bowl of rice.

After the meal, in order to show off in front of Shen Changan, the otaku ghost rushed to wash the dishes, and then sat cross-legged on the ground, looking cute.

Shen Changan went upstairs to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, and then, under the guidance of Uncle Zhang, recited the steps of asking God.

As soon as the child's hour came, he lit the incense and worshiped in the sky: "Heavenly thunder reverends, dragons and tigers fight... the earth's soldiers are yin generals, when the talisman arrives, they will act, and hurry like a law."

He put the talisman paper on the incense candle and lit it. Because he was not skilled enough, he almost burned his fingers, and he couldn't help shaking his hands a few times due to the pain.

Seeing him like this, Uncle Zhang sighed: "You don't even know how to burn talismans, let alone invite a god, even invite a kid..."

"I don't know which lord, call the little official here?" Suddenly, the window was covered with thick fog, and a black iron gate faintly opened in the thick fog. There was a majestic man in official robes, a scarlet black gauze hat, and a beautiful beard. Walk out from behind the door, "I am the city god of this world, so there is a god standing here, and Yin soldiers can't enter the world at will, so the lower officials will explain the reason."

As soon as this man appeared, the whole room instantly felt a sense of inexplicable majesty. Uncle Zhang, Yan Yin, and Zhang Gu were so shocked that they lost their normal reactions when they saw the sudden appearance of the City God.

Shen Changan invited Yin soldiers, how could he invite the City God out?

This is equivalent to asking a policeman to help with the case, but the provincial public security chief personally handles it. Who can not be panicked, who can not be surprised?

Thinking that their dignified heirs of the Taoist sect couldn't even invite a yin soldier, but they even invited the body of the City God, so what shame do they have to call themselves Taoist?

In Shen Changan's eyes, ghosts are not much different from living people, and he can't even tell who is a human and who is a ghost.In the past 23 years, he never believed that there is a god in the world, but today he personally invited a god to come out.

While he was in a daze, the City God in a red official robe had come before him. This City God had a peaceful expression, without any trace of official prestige. Before saying a word, he bowed to Shen Changan: "But this little gentleman summoned the officials to come here?"

"Don't dare." Hearing the humble words of "call" and "official", Shen Chang'an hastily said, "Thank you, my lord, for coming in person. I don't know something about this junior, and I would like to ask your lord to help me inquire about it."

"Sir, please tell me." Hearing that Shen Chang'an wanted to find him, the smile on Cheng Huang's face remained unchanged, "If I can do it, I will try my best to meet your request."

The other party was so polite that Shen Changan had to doubt whether it was true or not that Uncle Zhang said that he could not invite God. He told the story of the otaku ghost again, "This junior has no other intentions, but just wants to find out what his fate is." what's going on."

"Chen Yuan, male, was born in Wuming City." City God's left index finger tapped lightly on the wat board held by his right hand, the wat board shone with dazzling golden light, and many small golden characters appeared in the air.

"Shou 99 years old, good luck and fortune, a harmonious family, and a high destiny." Chenghuang cast his eyes on the otaku ghost who was huddled in the corner, his eyes showed surprise, "How could his destiny change so much?"

For people with high destiny like this, if the trajectory of fate changes, it will affect the fate of countless people. Why is there no warning in their life and death records in the underworld?

After the destiny is determined, even if there are slight changes, it will not turn poverty into wealth, and longevity into shortness of life. If someone dared to make such a big move, they would have noticed it long ago.

Could it be that someone in the underworld left his post without authorization and did such evil deeds?

Over the years, life in their underworld has not been easy. Some time ago, Master Tiandao went on a tour, and the people of their entire underworld went out to greet them. As a result, Lord Tiandao didn't even see them.

In the past few hundred years, Tiandao has not shown his face, and their lives in the underworld are also trembling, and even the priests of the human race dare not show up.Now that the divine way is declining, they are all afraid that the underworld will suddenly separate and collapse like the heavenly court, and all living beings will disappear and disappear, hiding and hiding, without seeing the scenery of the past.

Today, he finally received a human call with profound merit, so he couldn't wait to come.For such a person whose merits and virtues are so great that he shines all over his body, even a thousand years ago, the King of Hades would be polite to him, let alone today when the gods are weak.

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.

The life of the immortal family is not easy.

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