high intensity friendship

It's late at night, and people are still awake.

"Hiss... baby, tap gently, it hurts so much! Don't poke it in anymore!" Chu Tianchang frowned, nervous sweat oozing from his temples.

"Renren, it turns out that this kind of thing is quite fun, like a miner." Yue Xiaochuan stared intently at the hole in front of him, operating the cold metal instrument in his hand to go deeper.

"I'll do it myself!"

"It's fun when the two of you do it together."

Chu Tianchang didn't dare to move, lying on his side in the gentle village, feeling the cold ear picks exploring in the fragile ear canal.

"I suddenly remembered a very funny thing, related to the ears, which Qu Zhe said." Yue Xiaochuan's movements were extremely gentle, and it was actually quite clean, but he still wanted to pick it out.Since there is no way to stand up and do the attack in this life, let's vent it in Chu Tianchang's ear.

"Stop, don't pick it up when you're talking. If you tremble, I'll lose my hearing." Chu Tianchang rubbed his ears, and then lay on his back, comfortably resting on his two soft and beautiful legs.

"Your head is heavy."

"It's full of knowledge, and Einstein's head is heavier."

"Let me tell you, puff ha ha ha..." As soon as he spoke, Yue Xiaochuan grabbed Chu Tian's long hair and laughed wildly for half a minute, then continued,

"There was a brilliant student in their conservatory who suddenly lost his hearing after taking a shower one day. He collapsed on the spot, ran to the top floor of the dormitory, and was about to jump off the building. His classmates and counselor tried hard to persuade him, but he couldn't hear, so he moved a whiteboard , writing and drawing on it, the scene was sad and funny. The next day, he went to the hospital for an examination, guess what the doctor said?"

Chu Tianchang had already guessed, but he still shook his head, "What did you say?"

Yue Xiaochuan laughed to himself for a moment before revealing the mystery: "His ears are blocked by earwax! He got water in the shower and it swelled like a fat sea! This time the plug was so strong that he couldn't hear anything. His roommates took turns picking out his ears, and he lost his appetite for several days..."

Chu Tianchang smiled.As a clean freak, this anecdote didn't bring him any pleasure. He was attracted by Yue Xiaochuan's curious and cute expression.

"Later, almost the whole school knew about it. Wherever he went, people pointed and said, look at the guy who almost died because of earwax. He didn't find a girlfriend in school because no girl wanted to be associated with earwax. "

"So sad."

Yue Xiaochuan shook the ear pick in front of Chu Tianchang's eyes. The latter was very conscious and continued to lie on his side, while picking up the mobile phone beside him and typing quickly.

"What are you doing?"

"Reply to the comment. Your fans ran to Dijiu's account and taunted you, saying that you only mentioned Director Chu Tianchang on the podium, but not your number one fan. Yo, this person is so vicious, he said: Haha, is brother Dijiu silently editing videos with a quilt in his mouth in the cold palace? Your idol has become popular, and he won't face you again."

"I wouldn't be so heartless." Yue Xiaochuan put down the ear picks, and rushed to have a sweet interaction with Dijiu.

The two of you come and go, they are obviously covered with the same quilt, but they chat in full swing on Weibo, which is also a spectacle.

Invitations one after another poured into the small general manager's office of Dangge Media along the phone line.There are crews that invite him to audition, and there are variety shows that invite him to be a guest.

For the nth time, Wang Sanyi removed the receiver from his feverish ear, raised his head and asked, "Xiao Chuan, do you know how to cook?"

"Scrambled eggs or something, do you understand?" Yue Xiaochuan was a little shy, knowing that he was not proficient.

Wang Sanyi understood, and called back the program producer's call, politely refusing: "Sorry, there is some conflict in time..."

"Is there a gourmet show? Teacher Chu can be on it!"

"No, our movie hasn't been released yet. Most of Lao Chu's previous works are bad movies. When he goes to participate in the show, the public will think: a director can cook so well? It can be seen that the mind is not making movies, no wonder they are all bad movies. This is not conducive to future development." Mr. Wang, who has an exclusive understanding of communication studies, analyzed the pros and cons thoroughly.

"Then if I go to participate, everyone will think the same?"

"No, everyone will think, no wonder the acting skills are superb, so I love life so much." As he spoke, the phone rang loudly, and Wang Sanyi took a sip of tea and quickly picked it up.

"What Lao Wang means is that everyone has their own roles in front of and behind the stage." At the other end of the table, Chu Tianchang looked serious, browsing through the mail and checking the audition information sent by the crew.The content includes the outline of the story, the approximate shooting cycle, character introduction, etc.

Yue Xiaochuan sat beside him, propped his chin with one hand, and asked, "Have you invited me to play the male lead?"

"Yes, the type of "Remorseful Slow vs. Pan Jinlian", you will return to the original point after acting." Chu Tianchang opened a file, turned the computer slightly, "I picked a few roles for you, and I will audition for this one tomorrow. Bar."

Yue Xiaochuan's eyes wandered between the lines, gradually becoming serious.It was the male number four of a costume drama, a sinister and vicious villain, but...

"Eunuch? Or from the palace?" Do it yourself, have ample food and clothing, and a ruthless man with a knife in his hand.

"The more novel the role, the more difficult it is to play. I can guarantee that if you create it, the audience will be very impressed with you, even surpassing the male lead."

Although he had some concerns, Yue Xiaochuan trusted Chu Tianchang's vision unconditionally, and after auditioning for several crews, he still chose to play the eunuch.Because of his debut, his salary has also increased, and Mr. Wang won [-] episodes.Before joining the group, he was the last guest on a somewhat popular competitive reality show.

These were the most tiring two days of his life.Even when doing martial arts extravaganzas, or being ng repeatedly by the strict director Chu dozens of times, I have never been so tired.

Running around with heavy loads, riding a roller coaster, etc. are fine. They can keep fit and have fun, but when you lose, eat chili peppers and mustard mixed with rice. Which angel lady came up with it?This made him unable to have sex for a week!

During the period, he was also "unintentionally" knocked into the water by the resident actress to create a show effect. Although the recording location was in the south, the lake water in early spring was still biting, and his knees hurt for half the night.

The filming director reminded him to exaggerate and magnify all emotions.If you are happy, you will be even happier; if you are wronged, you will be even more wronged.Add more drama to yourself, the more miserable the better.In short: Modern people are under a lot of pressure from study and work, so they like to watch you suffer on TV.

After recording a program, he called and told Mr. Wang: "I'd better go home and practice cooking with Mr. Chu, and strive to be on a reality show about life. Is there any kind of shopping, travel and so on?"

"Of course there are, but people didn't invite them. We don't have enough cafes, and we lack an element."

"element?"

"Children. Life-style reality shows, happy to invite married people and those with children, rich in stories and topics, and respond to national policies, so that everyone has the urge to have children." Wang Sanyi pondered for a while, "Develop well, strive to be on a love variety show next year, and let President Chu drink a pot of vinegar."

"Oh……"

"What's the matter, are you tired?"

"A little bit." Yue Xiaochuan thought to himself mainly because it was so hot that his butt hurt.