high intensity friendship

Chu Tianchang naturally went with Yue Xiaochuan. They bought sweet potato powder and other ingredients in the supermarket near the community. When they came back, their home and corridors were pitch black.

"Mom? Power outage?" Yue Xiaochuan fumbled for the phone, "Other people's house is still fine, maybe there is a short circuit."

"I don't know, your uncle will come later."

"My uncle is a senior electrician in the factory." Yue Xiaochuan explained to Chu Tianchang, just as he was about to turn on the flashlight, he suddenly had a thought.

In an instant, countless images flashed through his mind like a revolving lantern.

That Cupid who was erased in a hurry, the muscle masters in fitness magazines, adolescence full of restlessness and shame, dare not fight with teammates in the bathhouse of the Children's Palace...

And those, repeated bombings of passive blind dates.

"Mom and Dad, since it's pitch black and everyone can't see anyone, let me tell you something." The qualitative changes happen in an instant.Chu Tian, ​​who is knowledgeable and eloquent, may be a good opportunity to come out of the closet, and let his parents understand from the perspective of science and human nature.

"What's wrong?" Mother asked softly.

"Oh, I don't want to be too annoying," Yue Xiaochuan's voice was dry but firm, "Don't introduce girls to me anymore. If you want to introduce, introduce a boy. My son is not filial and likes men."

Chu Tianchang took a deep breath, and said to himself: What a fucking bull.

Immediately, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he echoed loudly: "I am his boyfriend, and we have been together for several years."

It seems that all living things are annihilated because of these two sentences.There was a dead silence in the room, like an ancient tomb that had just been opened.

A few seconds later, the overhead light in the living room suddenly turned on.

Stinging the eyeballs, it also lights up the rooftops with colorful balloons, dangling ribbons and giant haybirthday banners.

Beside the wall, Qi Qi hid a group of people, each with their mouths wide open, stunned.

The mother is holding the birthday cake in her hand, the father is holding a firework tube and trying to pull it, and the aunt is holding the lighter and is about to get close to the candle.There are also uncles, aunts, two cousins, cousins...

If Yue Xiaochuan could hold back his declaration of coming out for three seconds longer, what awaited him would be warmly lit candles and a birthday party.

"I, you..." Yue Xiaochuan's brain was completely in a state of chaos, and the roar of fighter jet engines and air defense sirens sounded in his ears.

Chu Tianchang glanced at the calendar on the phone, and said in a low voice, "Today is your lunar birthday."

"Chuan Chuan, you, don't scare us," the mother-in-law put the cake on the table, rushed over in panic, and held her son's hand, "You mean, you're a pervert? You're lying, right?"

"I'm not abnormal, I just like men." Yue Xiaochuan said intermittently in a weak voice.

"Bang!" The father-in-law pulled away the firework tube in his hand.

Among the colorful confetti and ribbons, he pointed at Chu Tianchang angrily, then turned to his relatives and said, "This kid is a rich second-generation director, he must be playing with unspoken rules!"

"I'm not, I didn't dive—"

Chu Tianchang gracefully raised his hand, straightened his hairstyle, and was about to confront the Confucian scholars, when someone shouted: "Cut him!"

Headed by his father-in-law, several young and middle-aged men came rushing in with anger. He froze for a moment, and had no choice but to run downstairs.

Yue Xiaochuan's male relatives are all burly and powerful northern men, and any one of them can report directly to the crew of "Water Margin".

Chu Tianchang rushed out of the building door and fled all the way to the street.The biting cold wind poured into the throat and lungs with rapid panting, bringing thirst and stinging pain.

He wanted to stop and pull up his down jacket, too much driving was not conducive to running.But the sound of killing behind him shook the sky, getting closer and closer.

"stop!"

"Cut him to death! Let him engage in unspoken rules!"

Fortunately, Chu Tianchang also works out a lot, and when he ran about 1 kilometer in one breath, he had already left the group of big guys far away.

He leaned against the stainless steel pillar of the bus stop, and had no time to care about whether it was dirty, so he put his hands on his thighs and coughed violently.

The weather is extremely cold, and without warming up, it feels like a fire is burning in the lungs.

Suddenly, a not-so-powerful sound of an engine rapidly approached.

He turned his head and looked behind him, only to see that the big men took the battery cars and scooters of passers-by, and the infantry changed into cavalry, and charged straight at him!

Depend on!Are passers-by so enthusiastic?

Chu Tianchang had no choice but to continue running for his life and turned onto the main road.

"The surname is Chu! I said you are both a smoker and a drinker. How dare you spoil my son!"

The battery car where the father-in-law was on was the first to kill. He took off a shoe and threw it at Chu Tianchang's back with precision.

The latter staggered, and he really understood what it means to be able to move hands and try not to make noise.

Seeing that he was about to be surrounded, Chu Tianchang glanced at the guardrail in the main road, adopted a roundabout tactic, braked suddenly on the spot, and began to turn around and run back.

The cavalry had no time to react and couldn't go backwards, so they had to turn around at the turn ahead and continue chasing.

This strategy bought him precious time difference.

He ran wildly, the white breath he exhaled suddenly drifted away in the night, like an overworked sled dog, the San value dropped rapidly.

Where is he, what is he doing, why is he running?

Why did he bother to say that he was Yue Xiaochuan's boyfriend, why did he bother to follow him to this wild town, why did he bother to fly here every week, just stay at home drinking and watching movies and clipping videos...

Why is life so impermanent?Why do middle-aged people hold parties for their children according to the lunar calendar?

A gust of wind whistled in his ears, and the sound of killing approached behind him.

He has almost shed the disguise of modern civilization, leaving only the most primitive instinct of human beings in his veins - running, running without stopping.

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"That... about your family, you two, let's talk slowly." The female relatives who didn't participate in the chase dispersed empathetically.

Bow your head, it is a table full of sumptuous delicacies; raise your eyes, it is a dazzling decoration.Yue Xiaochuan and his mother sat blankly in the bustle, relatively silent, absurd and weird.

I don't know how long it took, but the mother seemed to finally breathe a sigh of relief, and said first: "After you came back last year, you didn't laugh much. Your dad and I watched birthday parties on TV, so I wanted to hold one for you too. , to make you happy."

"Mom, actually Chu Tianchang is not my boyfriend, he's barely an ex." Seeing hope rekindled in his mother's eyes, Yue Xiaochuan added, "But I really do like men."

"The ex is, what do you mean..." Her lips trembled, "You, have you been perverted more than once?"

This kind of statement deeply hurt Yue Xiaochuan's heart. He smiled bitterly and said, "Mom, I'm just different from most people. How could I become abnormal? I'm still me."

"Who else was there before Chu Tianchang? What are they doing?"

"You have seen it before," Yue Xiaochuan paused, and chose to tell the truth, "Two years ago, you went to see me, the foreigner who asked me for an autograph."

"Uh——" the mother gasped, and grabbed her own.

"Mom!" Yue Xiaochuan hurriedly supported her by the shoulders, and slowly patted her on the back, "That's a good man, he loves Chinese culture, and he's studying for a Ph.D."

"It goes without saying, I'm afraid there are even more strange ones...Let me take it easy, wait for your father to come back..."

Only then did Yue Xiaochuan remember that someone seemed to have yelled "cut him" just now, and then there was chaos... I don't know what happened to Master Chu at the moment.