fairy days

Chapter 68

Luo Shuixian was tossing about in the room to give birth and transform into a baby, but there was no result for a while.

Zhiqu thought it was not a problem to be idle all the time, so he started to teach himself how to draw talismans, but now there is Luo Yao by his side, who can't help at all, and always makes trouble for him, distracts him, and calls Knowing interest and hatred, the roots of the teeth are itchy. In my dream, I want to pluck Luo Yao's bird feathers, eat his bird meat, and gnaw his bird bones to relieve my anger!

Xiao Jin is very obedient, but this child is born timid, and when he sees Luo Yao, he will listlessly, refusing to take a step away from Zhiqu.Urinating and defecating is done on Zhiqu's body, and Zhiqu is often tired to go to the lake to take a bath and wash his hair.

Xiaojin likes water, Zhiqu swims in the lake, and he swims with him, his figure is flexible, golden in the sun, beautiful and tight.Knowing the interest, could it be that Xiaojin's breed is a water snake?

Later, under Zhiqu's careful care and repeated teachings, Xiao Jin was willing to solve the problem of excretion in his special Xiaoyu box under the protection of Zhiqu.If there is no guardian of Zhiqu, he will directly pull Zhiqu.

Just raised a big black bean, and now there is such a little milk snake that can't take care of itself, Zhiqu is really worried.

Although there is Luo Yao making troubles, Zhiqu still uses the limited time to practice talismans.Luo Yao finally survived for a while, and then pointed out blindly, "You don't have the talent of Narcissus, and naturally you don't have the ability of Narcissus to lay out a large array of talismans with your hands raised. If it is an ordinary foundation-building monk, there are always some In terms of self-defense skills, I think you are really not good enough except for some flowers, willows and vines."

Zhiquling stopped for a while, his own problem was clearer to him.After thinking about it, Zhiqu wanted to catch Yaoyao's words, and then said, "Master Narcissus doesn't know anything else, I follow him, learning talismans is the most convenient."

Sure enough, Luo Yao smiled silently, raised her brows lightly, and pointed at herself with plain white fingertips, "What a fool, at least you can call me Master Uncle. If you are willing to ask me, I will pass you one or two." The way to save your life is not difficult."

Zhiqu has a lot of backbone, "If you teach me sincerely, I will teach you. If you don't have the heart, I ask for nothing, and you are just doing it perfunctorily. I am still stupid, but I am just giving you fun."

However, Luo Yao suddenly had a kind heart, and Zhiqu didn't know the origin of this kindness.However, with Luo Yao's identity here, Zhiqu always wants to save him some face, and said, "Besides, even my uncle said that I am not as talented as my master." Ordinary people are more tenacious, and said seriously, "However, a genius like Master can only cling to talisman seals. How about me? My talent is not as good as Master's. , learning a little swordsmanship and knife skills is even more distracting, and in the end I am afraid that the bamboo basket will be empty and nothing will be achieved."

"I've thought about it, I'll just draw talismans peacefully, even if I'm not as good as Master, I can still figure out how to save my life." Zhiqu finally politely rejected Luo Yao.

Luo Yao was rushing to be a master for others, but he was rejected even if he didn't want to, so his nose was ashamed, he hummed coldly, and when he was about to explode, he laughed a few times when he saw Zhiqu, and put his hand away from Ling Pen, took Luo Yao's hand affectionately, and said affectionately, with bright eyes, "Speaking of which, I really have something to ask my uncle. I'm afraid that I won't be able to ask my uncle because of my low face. "

Luo Yao gave him goosebumps all over his body, pushed Zhiqu's hand away, brushed off his gorgeous sleeves, and frowned in disgust, "Stay away from me, it smells like shit." Ever since Luo Yao knew that Xiao Jin was always there After Zhiqu urinates and defecates on his body, he is rarely willing to let Zhiqu get close to him.

Zhiqu's lips twitched, and he argued, "Xiaojin is still young, he only poops once a day, and the kid's poop doesn't smell bad, not to mention he already knows how to poop into the jade box. Don't talk nonsense, leave it to Xiaojin What about psychological shadows?"

As he spoke, he touched Xiao Jin who was hanging on his shoulder.

Luo Yao ignored Zhiqu, laughed Zhiqu, and said to himself, "Master and uncle also know that last time my master gave me a good ghost vine whip, but in the end, um, I accidentally broke it." Considering Xiaojin is here, even if the soul inside is not original, Zhiqu still doesn't want to mention the python family, and asked Luo Yaodao, "Master and uncle have a lot of treasures, can you give me a magic weapon like a spirit whip?"

After arguing for a long time, I wanted something for him.This kid is really a thief, a little softer, and he can count on you in no time.

Luo Yao scratched her smooth and beautiful chin with three fingers, thought for a while and said, "Didn't you hide my feather last time? How about it, when you can completely defeat the beast shadow transformed by Heiyu, I will give it to you." You are a spiritual whip."

Zhiqu didn't feel ashamed in the slightest when Luo Yao pointed out the matter of stealing other people's feathers.At that time, Zhiqu thought that a feather could be so powerful, it must be a treasure, he was teased by Luo Yao, and the feather was the spiritual and physical compensation that Luo Yao gave him.

Therefore, Zhiqu took it for granted.

Now that Luo Yao brought up the old matter again, Zhiqu opened his mouth to respond, "It's a deal. Master Jieshi, please don't fool me with the spirit whip, at least you have to have a spirit whip that is worthy of the status of master uncle."

"Don't worry. I thought everyone was just like you." Luo Yao looked down on Zhiqu Xiaoer's appearance, but this kid has good eyesight and knows that his feathers are good things, and maybe Heitan is really in love with him secretly. He can't tell.Thinking of this, Luo Yao couldn't help showing a playful smile on his face, alas, no matter how much Heitan loves him secretly, he is doomed to lose love.

Seeing Luo Yao's malicious smile, Zhiqu thought to himself, what kind of bad idea is this naughty mynah going to hold back, just by looking at his face, he knew he was not a good bird.

Xiaojin rubbed Zhiqu's face obediently, spirit beasts are naturally sensitive, not to mention Xiaojin recognized the master through Zhiqu's blood, so naturally his perception of Zhiqu is better than others.He didn't understand, knowing that Daddy Qu and the big bird in front of him didn't like each other very much, yet they could still laugh so happily.

Alas, if Xiao Jin is more psychic and knows some human sophistication, he should understand what it means to laugh at the skin without laughing at the flesh.

In fact, Zhiqu has always been a very pragmatic person. With the baby in front of him, he will work harder than before.He didn't go to bed at night, and just studied the jade slips that Luo Shuixian gave him, which recorded the primary talisman seals, under the lamp.

From Zhiqu's point of view, it is quite rare to be able to learn elementary talisman seals.There are no less than ten thousand kinds of primary talismans recorded here. Zhiqu only wants to defeat the phantom beast at this time, so naturally he prescribes the right medicine, specializing in combat-type talismans.

Zhiqu works so hard, but some people don't understand him, begging for three meals a day.Just like that, Luo Yao kept making fun of her knowledge, "I think you used to serve Narcissus as attentive and thoughtful, Narcissus frowned slightly, and you can understand whether the food is salty or weak, whether the tea is cold or not. Is it hot? Why did you come to my place? I can’t make a cup of spiritual tea well, so what’s the use of you?”

Zhiqu drank the spiritual tea by himself, and said slowly, "You are not my Narcissus. Besides, I have been in love with Narcissus for a long time, so we have a good connection, so I can understand when he frowns. I also have this feeling with my uncle. ?"

Xiao Jin also took a sip of the spiritual tea in Xiaoyu's bowl from time to time. Anyway, Zhiqu has always adhered to a principle of raising spirit birds and beasts. Whatever he eats, he will usually not miss the little ones.It's just that Xiaojin is young and his teeth are not strong, so he must pay special attention to getting some soft and rotten food for him to eat.It doesn't matter about spiritual tea, it's just a stream of water anyway, after drinking it, at most, you can urinate a few times.

Luo Yao drank the spirit tea in one gulp, and threw the cup back in front of Zhiqu, critically, "It can be seen that you are not sincere in serving me."

Zhiqu has always been eloquent, so how could he be overwhelmed by Luo Yao's question, and said directly, "Master and Uncle saw it too, and I drink the same spiritual tea, and so does Xiaojin. Even if Master and Uncle don't believe me, Xiaojin is just like mine. It's the same with my son, do I still have ulterior motives when I treat Xiao Jin? The master uncle picks my thorns early in the morning, I don't know if he will go back on his promise to give me the spiritual whip."

"Uncle Master always thinks that I don't treat you as wholeheartedly as Master, but Master has never slandered my sincerity like this."

"You have a fart sincerity." Luo Yao scolded Zhiqu, and said to him, "The lunch is better, and there are many new bamboo shoots in the green bamboo forest outside, and you have picked a lot, why don't you see you doing one or two dishes?" What about the food?"

Zhiqu said vaguely, "Didn't I want everyone to eat together after Xiaobai's training is over?"

Unexpectedly, his position in Heitan's heart is still lower than that of Kong Bai.Heitan who doesn't know good from bad!Luo Yao sneered three times, "I didn't enjoy eating at noon, so I ate the little golden snake!" He said, his eyes were like lightning, and he stared at the little golden snake viciously.The little golden snake seemed to feel the murderous look in Luo Yao's eyes, and immediately froze, and plunged its head into the spirit tea.Then, ignoring to continue drinking tea, before even drying the tea on his head, Xiao Jin moved nimbly and slid into Zhiqu's clothes, leaving only the tip of his tail trembling outside.

Knowingly, unable to bear it any longer, he pointed at the tip of Luo Yao's nose and said, "Looking at your talent, you will threaten Xiao Jin."

"Where, I'm threatening you." Luo Yao didn't feel ashamed in the slightest. At this time, he didn't dislike the taste of Zhiqu's spiritual tea, so he took out a jade cup, picked up the teapot and poured a cup of spiritual tea As soon as I took it in, I felt that the taste was right and the aroma was just right, Luo Yao said with a leisurely smile, "If it weren't for your thin charcoal noodles, I would have eaten him long ago."

"Okay, okay, let's go out and prepare lunch." Luo Yao found that he didn't think the spirit tea was bad, he just saw that Zhiqu was busy talking about it every day, and he didn't like it.Now that Jianzhiqu's black skin is even darker, and his two watery peach eyes are full of resentment looking at him, Luo Yao's heart is surprisingly smooth.

Seeing Zhiqu leaving in a hurry, Luo Yao laughed, and said behind Zhiqu's buttocks, "Heitan, you must be so angry. A piece of Heitan is still so angry. Alas, The world is so big, where can I go to reason."

The uncle can't bear it and the aunt can't bear it.

Zhiqu is the reincarnation of a turtle spirit, and I can't bear it now.He hurriedly turned around and rushed back to the room, his eyes were red with anger, he even forgot to use his spiritual power, he rushed in front of Luo Yao, raised his big arm, swung his forearm, and punched Luo Yao's hateful face with his fist. Face.

Luo Yao laughed, and reached out to hold Zhiqu's fist without using spiritual power.Unexpectedly, Luo Yao looked at the appearance of a little boy, but unexpectedly, even without using spiritual power, her strength was amazing.He held Zhiqu's attacking fist loosely with one palm, and Zhiqu's hand could not move an inch.Fortunately, Zhiqu has always been nimble, even though Luo Yao clamped his fist and kicked him hard.

With this kick, Zhiqu didn't show any sympathy, and the direct target was Luo Yao's lower body.Luo Yao moved the hand holding Zhiqu's fist to the side, and Zhiqu kicked out, leaving only one foot to stand alone, in an extremely chic posture.However, Luo Yao's strength is boundless, only in this area, Zhiqu's feet suddenly became unstable, and before the kicked foot touched Luo Yao, he lost his balance and fell.Luo Yao sat on the couch, her buttocks didn't even move, taking advantage of the momentum of Zhiqu's fall, she let go of the hand that restrained Zhiqu's fist, turned around and grabbed Zhiqu's flying leg, and the other hand was not idle , actually went to Zhiqu's lower body, touched it viciously, and chuckled, "What's so good about touching it?"

Zhiqu was independent on one foot, but he couldn't exert any strength. His upper body was crossed behind Luo Yao's back, and one foot was still held in Luo Yao's hand. His waist was half twisted, and his whole body barely maintained his balance.Luo Yao, however, was still sitting gracefully on the couch, and even maintained the leisurely and peaceful attitude she had just had tea, but there was a hint of malice in her eyes, she touched Zhiqu again, and asked with a smile, "There is nothing to touch ah."

Knowing how to die, she blushed and roared angrily, "You can kill a man with the surname of a demon, but you can't be humiliated. If you treat me like this, you might as well kill me!"

"Don't do this with me, are you willing to die?" Luo Yao easily pierced Zhiqu's lie, "I haven't died in Lingzhuang for decades, and now life is getting better. Are you going to die?"

"Of course, it has nothing to do with me if you want to die or live. If you want to die, you just die. You don't need to tell me. I'm not someone like you." Luo Yao patted Zhiqu's ass through his trousers while speaking. Once, he found out that Qu's hair was all over his body, and he thought to himself, could this evildoer want to suck his yang energy?Or take his essence?

"Say, do you still dare to be presumptuous with me?" Luo Yao smiled and interrogated Zhiqu insincerely.

Zhiqu felt calmer now, thinking that a man can bend and stretch, and he doesn't really want to die. Instead of being teased by Luo Yao, it's better to be smart and admit his mistake, so that he will suffer less, and then said, " Don’t dare, don’t dare, Master Uncle, I know I’m wrong. You just think that I’ve bumped into you for a while, and the upper body of the ghost will be disrespectful to you. Your lord has a lot, so don’t bother with me, let me go .”

Zhiqu was hit on the butt immediately, the pain made him shiver.Luo Yao was obviously not satisfied with the answer, and pointed out, "Aren't you very rigid just now? I hate soft bones the most. Aren't you good at talking? Say something else that I like to hear."

Zhiqu really regrets it now, why can't he bear it for a while, why bother to offend this bird man on impulse.It's really frustrating to have to suffer this kind of hardship at the hands of the bird people now.Zhiqu wailed, "What should I say, Master Uncle, please give me some pointers."

Luo Yao gave Zhiqu another blow, and Zhiqu trembled when he hit him, suddenly Hui came out of it, his eyes rolled slightly, and he closed his breath first, his stomach gurgled a few times in panic, "Oh, oh, I I have to poop, oh, I have a stomachache, shit, shit in my crotch." Then, out of nowhere, a foul smell came out.Luo Yao was born with a clean nature, how could he have experienced this before, he immediately let go of Zhiqu's ankle, covered his nose and retreated for three miles, and disappeared.

Zhiqu regained his freedom, and was about to show off, when he saw Xiao Jin's body stiffened, and Zhiqu's clothes fell out, obviously fainted by the stench of Zhiqu's body.

Zhiqu covered his nose to disperse the smell, carried Xiaojin out to breathe, saw that Luo Yao was nowhere to be seen, he couldn't help laughing.

Kong Bai, on the other hand, opened his eyes on the sycamore tree, with a childish voice and angry with Zhiqu, "What kind of evil skills are you doing, it stinks to death!"

Zhiqu laughed loudly, and proudly said, "This is called a skunk talisman. If you lose a little spiritual power, you can kill the couple." A warm and nourishing formula was played, and the nine-scented flower grew and bloomed in an instant, and the strong fragrance finally drove away the stench of the skunk talisman just now.

Kong Bai still couldn't take it anymore, raised his sleeves and smelled his clothes, and ran to take a bath with a cold face, thinking in his heart that maybe he had to change his clothes again.However, seeing him change form, Si Zhiqu didn't say to make some new clothes for him, just caring about the little golden cub.Let's see when he eats that little golden cub to relieve his anger.

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