fairy days

Zhiqu didn't say whether he would take the little spirit pig as an apprentice, but the little spirit pig has good eyesight, and if Zhiqu wants to cook, he can also help in the cooking.

The little piggy twitched its buttocks, sliced ​​radishes with a kitchen knife in one hand, and chatted with Zhiqu familiarly, "I like to cook. I'm not bragging. Before the great immortal came, we were here on the mountain. Cooking is the first. I was originally called Zhu Xiaoling, because I cook delicious food, and the Taoist friends on the mountain called me Zhu Xiaofan. Later, when the Great Immortal came, I opened my eyes." Said, The little spirit pig stuffed a crunchy raw radish into his mouth, smiled shyly at Zhiqu, and continued to compliment Zhiqu, "It was only after I met the Great Immortal that I understood the truth that there are people beyond people and mountains beyond mountains."

The little spirit pig chewed the radish slices, "In our Shanyun Realm, the best craftsmanship in the past should be from Xiaotaoge - Yan Xiaotao Daxian. I used to work as a kitchen helper in Xiaotaoge, smelling Wei'er has learned both ways. It was Xiao Tao Daxian who thought I was not qualified enough and looked down on me. Later, when I went shopping for vegetables, I met Da Qingzi..."

At this point, the little spirit pig smiled sweetly and bitterly, "At that time, Da Qingzi hadn't changed his mind. He fell in love with me at first sight, and he liked the dishes I cooked. I gave up my career because of love, resigned from Xiaotao Pavilion and returned to the mountain gone."

Sighing, the little spirit pig said, "Who knew, Da Qingxin, Seabed Needle. I gave up my thriving career as a kitchen assistant for Da Qingzi, but later, he fell in love with Lu Xiaohua from Shenmu Peak, and he had a new love and forgotten his old love. Don't fall in love with me."

"Now, I see it too." Sniffing, the little spirit pig put the cut radish slices on the jade plate, and grasped the kitchen knife ambitiously, "I will learn to cook from Master Daxian. From now on, I also want to open a restaurant in the mountain and cloud world." Actually, the little piggy said that he wanted to learn from Zhiqu as his teacher, not because he wanted to learn how to cultivate immortals from Zhiqu, but because he wanted to learn how to cook from Zhiqu.

As he said that, the little spirit pig sighed and said with emotion, "Men, you still have to establish a career before you have the confidence to start a family."

The little spirit pig cleaned the fresh white jade mushrooms in the spiritual spring, blinked his foggy eyes, and chanted, "Love is so illusory. And I, little pig spirit, have already seen through it with my insightful eyes." , see through, see through..." Zhiqu felt chills all over his body.

As expected, the little spirit pig has the skills to help in the kitchen. His hands and feet are very neat, and he is very good at helping people with knowledge.

When the meal was ready, the little piggy still pretended to take off the apron around his waist, while sweeping the unnecessary dust on the apron, he said, "Master Daxian, the meal is ready, I'll go back first." Then, he glanced at the dining table, sucked his saliva greedily, and said duplicity, "I, I'll go back first, and I'll come back to help Master Daxian cook in the evening."

Zhiqu has always been very talkative, and said, "If you don't dislike it, let's eat together."

The little spirit pig excitedly ran over to help serve the rice, and said happily, "I, how could I dislike it. Master Daxian asked me to eat, I am so happy that I am going to pass out."

The little piggy is very clever and has good eyesight. He moved the little chair that Zhiqu gave him and sat in the bottom seat. If anyone wanted more food, he immediately put down the night and ran over to help.

The little spirit pig has a very sweet mouth. He called Luo Shuixian Grandpa Daxian, Luo Yao called Master Daxian, and even the noisy Hu Dahu Er gave the little spirit pig a mouthful of Big Brother Fox and Second Brother Hu happily. .

After everyone finished eating, the little spirit pig helped Zhiqu put away the dishes and wash the dishes, very diligent.

After everything was tidied up, the little piggy said softly in a voice that Zhiqu couldn't hear, "Master Daxian, I'll go back and bring my salute here." Don't be in a hurry, the little spirit pig has already disappeared without a trace.

After noon, the little spirit pig came with his belongings. Besides the belongings, there were also many big radishes with muddy heads. The little spirit pig said, "This is the big radish I planted next to the cave. I will follow it later." Master Daxian, there is no one to take care of the cave, and the radishes will be stolen. Master Daxian, I want to plant them in our house, these radishes are delicious."

Zhiqu had no choice but to say, "There is another room next to Xiaobai's room, so you can sleep in that one. Well, as for radishes, you can grow them wherever you want, you can figure it out."

The little spirit pig asked quietly, "Master Daxian, Xiaobai Daxian won't steal my little penis in the middle of the night, right?" After a few twists and turns, a faint blush appeared on the little spirit pig's face, and he said shyly, "Although I like stalwart men, but I don't want to become a eunuch pig."

Zhiqu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "No way."

Only then did the little pig feel relieved, and dragged his belongings into his room. Zhiqu saw that he was struggling, so he wanted to help. The little pig was moved to tears, and said emotionally, "Master Daxian, although he is Very delicate, but, I, Pig Xiaoling, will cheer up from now on! Xiaoling, I can no longer be underestimated!"

After finishing speaking, the little spirit pig yelled loudly, grabbed the big bundle with its front hooves, stomped its waist, and exerted strength with its rear hoofs. With a swish, a big package was swung onto the little spirit pig's shoulders, and the little spirit pig pouted. Buttocks, with a big burden on their backs, staggered towards their room.When he reached the door, the little spirit pig was a little dumbfounded, and shouted, "Master Daxian, the door is too small, I can't get in!" Please help!

It seems that you really can't expect the IQ of the little spirit pig.

Laughing out of curiosity, he dropped a compression talisman on the little spirit pig's big burden, and saw that the little spirit pig's big burden instantly shrunk by a third.Zhiqu said behind the little spirit pig, "Go in."

The little spirit pig staggered into the door with a burden on his back. The tired little spirit pig was panting and sweating profusely. The little spirit pig sat down on the burden and found a small flower handkerchief from nowhere to wipe his sweat , while wiping, panting, "Oh, I'm still a little weak."

The houses in the realm of comprehension are spacious, it is said to be one room, but it is actually one bedroom and one living room, and there is a small living room outside the bedroom.Zhiqu went in, took out some desks, desks and tables from the storage bag and put them away for the little pig.

The little pig whispered softly, "Master Daxian, you are so kind to me, I'm so moved that I'm about to cry." Saying this, the pig twitched tearfully.

Zhiqu said, "Don't cry." I can't stand this, it's so sensational.

The little spirit pig choked twice before barely holding back the tears that moved him.Seeing Master Daxian tidy up the room for him, the little pig quickly opened his big bag of white flowers on a blue background. As soon as the bag was opened, the tears that the little pig had just suppressed flew out with a wow.

"What's the matter?" Zhiqu hurriedly asked.

The little pig took out a pile of broken clay from a pile of belongings, sobbing sadly and weeping, "It's rotten! The token of love that Da Qingzi gave me, the little clay puppet of my lover pig! It's broken!"

Zhiqu said, "Didn't you two break up a long time ago?"

The little pig's black eyes trembled and sobbed, "Yes, yes. I forgot for a moment." The pig's trotters wiped away tears, and the pig quickly licked the broken lover pig The little clay puppet fell to the ground and stomped on its feet with its hooves until it was smashed to pieces. It also said to itself to cheer itself up, "Little Pig, you have to live up to it. Don't bother with that heartless man! In the future Master Daxian will introduce you to a more heroic and stalwart man to be your matchmaker!"

Zhiqu really wanted to remind the little spirit pig that he had no intention of accepting him as a disciple.

It's not that Zhiqu is snobbish, Zhiqu is entirely for the sake of the teacher's reputation.Zhu He, as the second junior, can take Gui Xiaolu as his apprentice at will, but Zhiqu, as the senior brother of the Narcissus Sect, will be the successor of the Narcissus Sect in the future, and his first disciple will be his successor.

Well, this little spirit pig is not bad... Zhiqu doesn't dislike the little spirit pig's background, anyway, his own background is not very good, the key is, the little spirit pig has such an IQ...

The first generation head of the Narcissus Sect is Luo Shuixian, who is amazingly talented and talented, and is known to the world; the future second generation head is naturally Luo Zhiqu, Zhiqu feels that although he is not as good as Luo Narcissus, but she is also considered to have outstanding savvy, and more importantly, her character is more outstanding than savvy; to the third generation sect master... the little spirit pig who has been hurt by love pops out...

Whenever Zhiqu thinks of this scene, he feels very sorry for his Narcissus father.

However, if the little spirit pig wants to learn cooking from him, Zhiqu will not refuse.

However, seeing that the little spirit pig has not recovered from his emotional injury, is miserable and is pretending to tidy up the house, there are some hurtful things that Zhiqu can't say.It's not urgent at all, Zhiqu helped the little spirit pig to tidy up his things that should be put away and put them in a proper place.The little pig thanked him very politely, and asked Zhiqu where there was a place to take a bath.

After Zhiqu left, the little piggy first marked a vegetable garden in the yard, resisted the small hoe, transplanted his own big radish, and watered it again.Wipe the juice on his forehead with a small handkerchief, and the little piggy went back to the house to tidy up for a while. After a while, the little piggy was holding a small wooden basin, with a small pink floral bath towel on his shoulders, and twirling up the mountain. Went to bathe in the lake.

Because he likes to cook and loves to work, the little spirit pig pays great attention to personal hygiene and takes a bath every day.

The little spirit pig is diligent and has good eyesight. Even though most of the family members are weird, no one hates the little spirit pig.Even if Hu Dahu Er is a bit blind-eyed, the little piggy is still very smart to use "If you bully me, I will tell Master Daxian that I will not eat the meat you like in the future", thus protecting my "chaste". ".

As for where the little spirit pig thinks that Hu Dahu Er has threatened his "chaste", the reason is very confusing.

This again involves the aesthetics of the little spirit pig.

I don't know why, although the little spirit pig looks ugly, but the little spirit pig is very confident and claims to be a flower in the spirit pig clan, so he likes to dress up.Every day, the hair on his body is smoothed and slippery with spirit flower essential oil. Since he came to Master Daxian, the little pig is very jealous of Xiaobai, so he took the time to go down the mountain and make a dozen big trousers to wear. , in order to protect his little JJ.

Leaving aside the fact that the little spirit pig is overthinking this matter, Xiaobai is definitely not interested in his little JJ, the key is the extremely lethal aesthetic of the little spirit pig.One morning, as soon as Xiaobai went out, he saw the little spirit pig wearing a flower wreath made by himself, wearing a big trousers with small crushed flowers, happily twisting his little buttocks and humming a little tune while looking in the mirror.

Damn, even if you want to wear pink, you have to check your own conditions first.

Xiaobai immediately wished he could put his eyes in.

Xiaobai discussed with Zhiqu privately, "Rogue Qu, go discuss it with Xiaozhu, let him change those little smashed flowers and big trousers, it's so ugly."

Zhiqu shook his head, "No, it will hurt the little spirit pig's self-esteem." The little spirit pig is very hardworking, and Zhiqu quite likes him.

Zhiqu refuses to help, so Xiaobai plans to talk to the little spirit pig himself.It's just that Hu Dahu and Hu Er couldn't stand the little spirit pig's aesthetics before they made a move. These two guys have always been rough and thoughtless, so they rushed forward and took off the little spirit pig's small smashed flower trousers.The little spirit pig choked with anger, burst into tears, and almost hanged himself on the crooked locust tree in front of Mrs. Hu's house.

The little spirit pig's eyes were swollen like rotten peaches from crying, "I, pig spirit, have always been a pig with a clean family since I opened my spirit aperture. Now, my innocent body has been taken lightly by these two demon brothers, What's the point of me being alive! I don't want to live! I'm sorry for my father who died early, I'm sorry for my remarried mother, and I'm even more sorry for our pig family's thousand-year-old reputation of innocence!"

Mrs. Hu beat up Hu Dahu Er's ass, and gave the little spirit pig two magical artifacts. After comforting the little spirit pig for a long time, the little spirit pig finally accepted the death intention and barely survived.Since then, the little spirit pig has also discovered that it is impossible to guard against the "sex magic fox" only by wearing big trousers.Therefore, he told his great fairy master, went down the mountain and made several pink shirts and dresses, and changed them every day to protect his "chaste".

Since then, the little piggy thought hard and came up with another way to protect "chaste". In addition to wearing tighter clothes every day, he also hit the nail on the head of Hu Dahu Er: no matter how dare to bully him, belittle him, He told Master Daxian not to make meat for Hu Dahu Er.

Hu Dahu Er really didn't dare to be presumptuous!

snort!

The first Mid-Autumn Festival after leaving Zhiqu.

In fact, monks don’t have a big holiday at all, because monks often retreat or something. After retreating, 80 or [-] years have passed, so what kind of festival is celebrated.Holidays and the like are things that mortals with a short lifespan will do.

However, Zhiqu, an outlier among monks, loves to celebrate various festivals.In the past, when I was in Narcissus Valley, I didn't even miss the Ching Ming Festival.Although there are not many people to pay homage to during the Ching Ming Festival, Zhiqu also makes youth groups for the whole family to eat.Not to mention the festival of Mid-Autumn Festival.

This is the first Mid-Autumn Festival after being separated from Zhiqu's father, hosted by Grandpa Narcissus.

On the night of August [-]th, Shen Pangpang whispered to Miss Xiao Jin, and Shen Pangpang asked, "Sister Xiao Jin, do you think Grandpa Narcissus will make mooncakes for us?"

Xiao Jin said, "Which real Narcissus can cook?"

"Then we don't have mooncakes to eat?"

"Yeah." Xiao Jin nodded sullenly.

Shen Pangpang stared and asked, "Then, what shall we eat?"

Xiao Jin said, "Whatever Narcissus will give us, we will eat."

On the second day, on the night of August [-]th, the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival was extraordinarily round.

Luo Shuixian ordered Zhu He to make a pot of tea. He didn't have any festive intentions, but he had heard Shen Pangpang secretly muttering for several days.Luo Shuixian had no choice but to take everyone to celebrate the festival.

On that day, Luo Shuixian took out several plates of melons and fruits from the storage ring, and then there was a plate of round cakes in the middle of the melons and fruits.

Shen Pangpang's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he asked obediently, "Grandpa Narcissus, is this a mooncake?"

"Yeah." Luo Shuixian nodded slightly, took one and handed it to Shen Pangpang, "Eat it."

Shen Pangpang happily took it, took a bite, and frowning, Shen Pangpang held up the mooncake Luo Shuixian gave him to look at, and said for a long time, "Grandpa Shuixian, isn't this Linggu cake with dried peaches? This is not mooncake." Shen Pangpang is a serious child. The "moon cake" given to him by Grandpa Narcissus is just an ordinary Linggu cake with a piece of dried peach in the middle.

Luo Shuixian said calmly, "This is the principle of moon cakes."

"It's not the same at all, okay?" Shen Pangpang was a little afraid of Luo Narcissus, so he had to keep this in his heart, until this year's Mid-Autumn Festival, when Shen Pangpang met Zhiqu's father, he gave him Grandpa Narcissus to eat spiritual grains I told Zhiqu's father about the biscuits filled with dried peaches as mooncakes.

It's funny and laughing.