fairy days

When Shui Bo came, Zhiqu was singing to a green rabbit-shaped phantom beast. The words of the play were as follows: The little nun is only twenty-eight years old,

Zheng Qing was cut off by the master,

I was originally a boy,

It's not the girl Jiao'e...

Void Beast rolled his eyes when he heard that, this damn guy was laughing at him.

It's just that people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.The Void Beast's two long ears drooped down, just blocking the ears and eyes, in protest.

Zhiqu just hummed these four sentences over and over again, from getting up and making the quilt to washing his face and brushing his teeth, all the way to making tea at Luo Shuixian's, Zhiqu was still humming, the Void Beast couldn't help but want to jump up and bite Zhiqu to death.

but……

Fenfen's small tongue licked the spiritual tea in the jade cup, Huankong Beast thought to himself: I am a majestic ancient monster, a noble beast among monsters, why should I care about this ignorant human race.

Zhiqu stared at the Void Beast for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if discovering a new world, he was amazed, "Huan Xiaolu's tongue is actually pink!"

Void Beast suddenly roared at Zhiqu, Zhiqu covered his mouth and grinned for a while, then waved his hand, "Don't talk, don't talk, I will never say anything outside." In other words, that Void Beast's little JJ is Light green eh.

Luo Yao glanced at Zhiqu, and thought of what Zhiqu did last night, she was so angry that she was half dead.This dead Heitan learned that the Phantom Beast is a male, so he ran to the place where he lived in a hurry, and Lin Yang, a guy who had no position and principles, pressed the small body of the Phantom Beast On the bed, Zhiqu spread his legs apart, insisted on touching the little guy between the Huankong Beast's legs, and shamelessly touched it several times.The Phantom Void Beast couldn't resist, and for the sake of dignity, it fainted out of anger.Zhiqu carried the stunned Void Beast back to his room.

The Phantom Void Beast woke up and wanted to bite Zhiqu to death, Zhiqu yelled and threatened, "If you don't obey, pinch the little dick."

Imaginary Void Beast immediately felt worse than death, he didn't really want to die.However, as an ancient monster, even if it is only a spirit body, Void Beast must maintain its dignity as an ancient monster. If he is really pinched every day, he has no other choice but to commit suicide.

Threatened by such a shameless human race, Void Beast cried secretly all night.

However, what made Void Beast a little angry was that because this shameless guy pinched his little dick secretly, Suzaku beat his head out of his head.Of course, the rival Suzaku is definitely not venting his anger for him, Suzaku is jealous.

Having said that, Suzaku has always had bad taste, and this one was especially bad.

And Suzaku, a tasteless guy, came to threaten him, Luo Yao said, "Hide your disgusting thing, next time you dare to let Heitan touch it, I will chop it up for you!"

What is a disgusting thing?

It's as if Suzaku doesn't have it himself!

feel sick?I feel disgusted, Suzaku, why didn't you eunuch yourself!Obviously jealous that their monster clan can enjoy the joys of fish and water to the fullest when they are in animal form, this tasteless Suzaku must be jealous of him!

Zhiqu was still humming the libretto in "Si Fan", Luo Shuixian said to Heidouer, "Heidouer, sing a song, I haven't heard you sing for a long time."

Heidou'er had a crazy temper. Moreover, he had learned many songs when he was in Wutong City, but he had no chance to show off.Now that Luo Shuixian asked him to sing, Heidou'er was shocked, grabbed the jade cup, poured half a cup of spiritual tea into his mouth, wiped his mouth with his wings, and opened his mouth to sing loudly.

Heidou'er's loud voice is exactly the same as Zhiqu's, so when he sang, his voice shook the whole field. Zhiqu couldn't take it anymore, and said to Heidouer, "Speak less, lower your voice."

Heidou'er fully possesses the qualities of a singer. He was immersed in his melodious singing voice, and he didn't hear Zhiqu's father at all. Until the end of Heidou'er's song, Zhiqu's father was about to foam at the mouth.

After Heidouer sang, he felt very good about himself. Luo Shuixian took out a fragrant elixir, Heidouer flew over to take the elixir and swallowed it, and strongly demanded to sing a new song for everyone.

Zhiqu hurriedly said, "Heidouer, you sing, I'm going out to cook." As he said that, he was about to run away.

Heidou'er quacked and said, next is a song in praise of fatherly love, and it must be sung to Zhiqu's father.Luo Shuixian suggested, "Heidouer, Zhiqu is going out to cook, so you might as well go out and sing with him."

Heidou'er immediately felt that this was an extremely wonderful idea, and chased after Zhiqu's ass to sing for Zhiqu's father.Zhiqu is so sad, he loves Heidouer very much, and Heidouer has suffered a lot of grievances in Wutong City, and now he is a ghost crow again, Zhiqu really can't bear to discourage his son's desire to perform.Zhiqu couldn't bear to beat Heidouer, so Zhiqu wanted to find someone else to beat Heidouer, Zhiqu said, "Xiaobai, Heidouer sings very well."

Xiaobai sipped his tea slowly, took a look at Zhiqu, and to Zhiqu's surprise, "You sing much better than Hooligan Qu."

Shen Pangpang immediately said, "I think Brother Heidou'er sings better than his father when he sings better than the blue." flexible.However, it is extremely depressing to apply the words here.

A guy like Xiaojin, who has been acting cute in front of Zhiqu for a long time, couldn't help but say, "Dad, you'd better let Heidouer sing. If Heidouer doesn't sing, you will sing. Look, you sang Little Fox It's over." In fact, the little fox is fine, but when he heard Xiao Jin's words, the little fox immediately put his feet up and rolled his eyes, and shook his big, fluffy tail to express his admiration for Zhiqu's singing skills. protest.

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He didn't sing it on purpose, was it because the Phantom Void Beast man gave him too much shock?

Zhiqu couldn't bear to hit Heidou'er, but he was hit mercilessly.These guys are getting less and less cute.After breakfast, Uncle Shui came to visit, which seemed like a cliché.

Zhiqu said, "Uncle, I told Father Shuixian that we will return to the world of comprehension once the Suzaku underground palace is over. Uncle, do you intend to stay in the human world?" Shuibo has no roots in the human world. However, Mu Liunian is just a human emperor, no matter how powerful she is, her lifespan is only a hundred years.Shui Bo has already stepped into the ranks of cultivators, unless he does not want to make achievements on the road of cultivating immortals, and is willing to stay in the human world to guard the dynasty of Hou Mu Liunian.Otherwise, Uncle Shui will definitely return to the ranks of immortal cultivators.

Uncle Shui didn't show any surprise, but said, "Before, I heard from Chunqiu that you got into trouble in the Luofu Realm, and that's why you came to the Human Realm by accident. Zhiqu, where are you going when you leave the Human Realm?" What? The human world is not without a place full of aura."

"Indeed, the human world is not without a place full of aura, but, in my opinion, the human world is still not a very suitable place for monks to cultivate." Zhiqu said, "Abo, there are too few monks in the human world. Even if there are suitable Dongfu, in fact, monks need a lot of things to practice, not just spiritual energy. Furthermore, cultivating the Tao cannot be achieved behind closed doors. Third, there are restrictions on the human world imposed by the laws of heaven, even summer, spring and autumn. It has to be admitted that Nascent Soul is completely unable to display the full strength of its cultivation in the human world. This also shows that the human world is actually not suitable for monks to live in."

Shui Bo had an idea and asked, "Zhiqu, is it because of this that there are no Nascent Soul cultivators in the human world?"

"Cultivator Nascent Soul will suppress his cultivation."

"What I mean is, it's not because of this reason, that's why monks who cultivate in the human world don't have infant-transformers." Shui Bo said.

"Maybe." Anyway, if it wasn't for refining the spiritual power of Xia Chunqiu and Huankong Beast in the Suzaku Underground Palace, it would not be a short time for his Yaoyao to come out of their shells.

A good idea suddenly came to Uncle Shui's mind, and he said to Zhiqu, "Zhiqu, I won't hide it from you. Your Majesty, I want to balance the strength of the cultivation schools in the human world."

Zhiqu raised his eyebrows slightly, "How to balance this?"

"The sect of cultivation in Nanyanzhou, not to mention killing each other during the three-legged struggle for hegemony, even Suzaku's underground palace, also damaged two monks, Shen Liubai and the Ling family. Now, there are a few cultivators in Nanyanzhou, Liao Liao. In fact, His Majesty Don't worry if there are more or less of them, after all, they are cultivators of immortality, occupying at most a mountain top, and have little contact with the outside world, so there is no threat to the imperial power." Shui Bo sighed, "However, since the opening of the Suzaku underground palace, After this news came out, many monks from outside became interested in the Suzaku Underground Palace. They believed that there were countless treasures in the Underground Palace, which could make them grow rapidly and become immortals directly."

"Although this is very ridiculous, people die for wealth, and birds die for food. Sometimes, people would rather believe in some illusory treasure legends than their own reason." Shui Bo said, "Your Majesty, those who are worried, It is the monks' endless coveting of the Suzaku Underground Palace, which will shake the dynasty's rule. The door to the Suzaku Underground Palace is on the Suzaku Terrace, and now, this is no secret."

"Nowadays, those foreign monks come here to chatter under the banner of finding out the whereabouts of the sect's disciples. Maybe it's their idea to attack the Suzaku Underground Palace." Shui Bo said, "Your Majesty wants us to find a way to kill these people in one fell swoop. great ambition!"

Zhiqu simply didn't try to guess what Mu Liunian was thinking, and asked directly, "What is Mu Liunian planning to do?"

On the side, the Void Beast's ears pricked up quietly.

Zhiqu naturally didn't miss the reaction of the Void Beast, he couldn't help humming again:

The little nun is twenty-eight years old

Zhengqing was cut off by the master

I was a boy

It's not the girl Jiao'e...

The Void Beast was silent, it was the first time in his life that he wanted to kill a person so much.

However, the Phantasmal Void Beast ignored Zhiqu humming the most unpleasant tune in the world, but was more serious than Zhiqu.