fairy days

After Shui Bo gave a grand speech, Zhiqu suddenly thought of an extremely important matter, and reminded him, "Abo, um, the current emperor is your son and grandson, right?"

Shui Bo sighed, "The destiny of a dynasty is always limited. It is best that I start it and end it by me."

In fact, it’s not the descendants of Uncle Shui who know the fun, anyway, he has done all the work of the Hunjun, and from time to time, one or two veterans will yell sadly and nostalgicly, "Taizu, you are the spirit of the sky—" and then , Bang Chi hit the pillar and died.

Zhiqu took a look, well, if the emperor can do this, he doesn't need to arrange a sister Daji or anything.

The life of a mortal is far shorter than that of a monk, but a mortal is just as good at waiting for and creating opportunities.

Although Uncle Shui made up his mind to ask Lin Yang to rebel against his descendants, Lin Yang was still young, and Uncle Shui was very patient. He just wanted to be Lin Yang's teacher in Zhuangzi, and he did it for three years.

When Uncle Shui arrived at the farm, Xia Chunqiu came over from time to time to get together with Uncle Shui.To say that these two are also strange people, Uncle Shui's temper, when Xia Chunqiu scolds Xia Chunqiu for his despicable behavior, he will not be driven out of the house, but there is food and drink, as long as Xia Chunqiu does not dislike it You can also eat at a table.

Lin Yang's impression of Xia Chunqiu was not so good. Uncle Shui took the opportunity to teach Lin Yang, "A man must have this kind of mind. That day, what Zhiqu said, the mountain collapsed in front of him without changing his face. You Well, I have never seen landslides before, at least the enemy sits in front of him without changing his face, this is called skill. Come here, Xiao Yang, sit down."

It's winter, anyway, monks are not afraid of the cold. When they wake up from a nap, the sky is snowing heavily. Against the backdrop of the snow, a few plum blossoms in the courtyard are in full bloom, so everyone moves to the porch to enjoy the plum blossoms.Lin Yang is young, in good health, and has strong firepower. Wearing cotton robes and furs, he is not cold.Zhiqu cleaned up the charcoal stove, adjusted the spices, and prepared all kinds of meat and vegetables. While enjoying the snow, everyone sat together and ate the meat.There was a stove open on one side, and a copper kettle was sitting on it. Steam was bubbling from the spout, and the water inside was already boiling.

Since his memory recovered, Zhiqu no longer ate poultry, so he prepared mostly beef and mutton, as well as a roe deer and a deer that Su Yunshu specially went hunting on the mountain, and the fat fish fished out of the river, all washed and cleaned. While grilling, brush oil and spices on it, and the meat will be full of fragrance in a short time.

Uncle Shui refused to let him go. In Linshui Village, he loved eating Zhiqu's cooking very much. At that time, Zhiqu lost his memory, but cooking according to instinct, the taste was already extraordinary, let alone now.Shui Bo ate wildly first, and suddenly said, "Chunqiu, I thought of something, and I don't understand it."

"What's the matter?" Xia Chunqiu took a sip of the fruit wine made by Zhiqu, and asked in a warm voice.

"You've been thinking about eating little phoenixes every day, and I think your rationale for eating phoenixes is a bit wrong." Shui Bo said solemnly, "You want to eat little phoenixes, but it's actually the same as us mortals who want to eat some thousand-year-old ginseng and ten-year-old Ganoderma lucidum." It’s the same. I remember one time, when I just became the emperor, some people respected me with an old ginseng plant. That ginseng is long and magnificent!”

Shui Bo slapped his thigh, threw an iron stick out, and said vividly, "It's really a human shape, with all the arms and legs alive. Oh, I thought, this is a treasure. Let's buy it in the imperial dining room that night. The old hen stewed stewed stewed. As a result, guess what?"

Without waiting for others to guess what happened, Xia Chunqiu said, "It's been half a month."

Everyone laughed, the barbecue in Fengyuan's mouth sprayed all over the floor, choking him half to death, Lin Yang handed him a glass of water to rinse his mouth, Fengyuan expressed his gratitude with his eyes: there are people better than his Fengshen in the world what?no more!

Uncle Shui didn't realize what was going on, but said, "I didn't know at the time that you couldn't eat too much of that tonic. A good ginseng plant went into the stomach, and after a different appearance, it was pulled out again."

"Ever since I found out that you guys wanted to eat the little phoenix, I've thought about it in every possible way." Uncle Shui asked Xia Chunqiu, "I said Chunqiu, do you think it's reliable to eat the phoenix?"

"Furthermore, we usually eat chickens and ducks, and we don't turn into chickens and ducks after eating chickens and ducks. Could it be that you can become a phoenix yourself after eating other people's little phoenixes?" Shui Bo copied again. He picked up a bunch of baked potato chips and waved them in front of Xia Chunqiu, "I eat potatoes, but I won't turn into potatoes."

Xia Chunqiu said, "With your appearance, you are no better than a potato."

Shui Bo laughed, "Then you can also have a potato."

Xia Chunqiu choked to death immediately.

Zhiqu said, "Cultivator Nascent Soul doesn't get much benefit from Suzaku Neidan, I think Mr. Xia has other tricks."

Xia Chunqiu just drank the wine and stopped talking.Uncle Shui also drank a few sips from time to time, Lin Yang poured wine for Uncle Shui with good eyesight, and drank it himself.Feng Yuan was very worried that his Fengshen's drinking power was not good, so she sat on the side like an old hen and kept paying attention to his Fengshen.Especially with Xia Chunqiu around, Feng Yuan has to be ready to rush out to protect the safety of his family's Phoenix God while serving his family's Phoenix God.Loyalty is rare in the world!

After being reminded by Shui Bo, Lin Yang looked self-sufficient, and persuaded Shui Bo from time to time, "Abo, you are worthy of someone better." He's not stupid, so he has already seen the relationship between the two of them.

Uncle Shui sighed, "You think everyone is as knowledgeable as I am, so affectionate and meaningful." He patted Lin Yang on the head casually, "Blessed are you, boy."

Xia Chunqiu said, "Ah Shui, I've been waiting for you for hundreds of years."

Shui Bo rolled his eyes and ignored it.

After eating a barbecue until the evening, they went back to their houses when they were full of wine and meat.

Zhiqu took a bath in the Zijin Ding, now the Zijin Ding is not what it used to be, it looks nothing special from the outside, it looks like a big vat, but there is something strange inside.Zhiqu brought in a lot of fertile soil, planted flowers, melons and vegetables, and built a small pond with lotus flowers in it to raise fish and shrimps, and also worked part-time as Zhiqu's swimming pool.

Zhiqu was soaking in the water, and Luo Yao was chattering and flirting in the sea of ​​knowledge, "Heitan, I see your butt is more upturned."

"When did my butt not turn up?" Zhiqu closed his eyes, full of confidence, "Men, they have broad shoulders, thin waist and buttocks. Two years ago, there were little girls in Zhuangzi peeping at me." Of course, it's gone now, it's good not to scare the little girl after being ruined by Luo Yao.

Yaoyedan ​​spontaneously jumped out of Zhiqu's sea of ​​knowledge, startled Zhiqu, and said in a low voice, "Xia Chunqiu is here." Yaoyedan ​​said, "It's okay, now I can restrain my breath spontaneously."

Yaoyaodan swam in the water for a while, suddenly plunged into Zhiqu's crotch twice, Zhiqu gasped, hurriedly fished Yaoyaodan up from his crotch, and cursed, "Damn it!" Fairy, don't be a monster."

Luo Yao said with a smile in his voice, "Heitan, you guard yourself like a jade for me, I'm worried about holding you back."

Zhiqu slapped his butt twice, suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, grinned for a while, took out a thin eyebrow pencil from the storage bag, and put a flower in the middle of Yaoyaodan's naked butt Small chrysanthemums in bud.

Yaoyaodan really wants to save face, desperately broke free from Zhiqu's grasp, bumped Zhiqu's forehead with a big green bag, ran back into the sea of ​​knowledge, and scolded Zhiqu for being a hooligan.

"I'm not a rascal." Zhiqu laughed a few times, hummed a little tune cheerfully, and asked Luo Yao, "How I spoiled you that night, do you remember, tell me?"

Yaoyaodan hurt her face, she didn't care about Zhiqu at all.Zhiqu was quite proud, "Why are you shy, I'm an old couple."

However, Luo Yao is very good at diverting Zhiqu's attention, and when talking about serious matters, "Heitan, do you know how many monks there are in Daotian Realm?"

"How many?" Zhiqu asked.

"Daotian Realm Daotianmen is the boss of the entire Daotian Realm. There are two deity cultivators in the sect; the rest, one from the Snow Region Realm, one from the Tianfu Realm, one from the Cold Yin Realm, plus Luo Qianshui, a total of Six deity cultivators." Luo Yao was like a treasure.

Zhiqu praised first, "Yaoyao, do you still know a lot about the cultivation world?"

Luo Yao reservedly acquiesced to Zhiqu's praise, and said, "I think Xia Chunqiu is not from the Dao Heaven Realm, or the Tianfu Realm?"

"It's simple, I'll just ask Uncle."

"Shui Bo's cognition may not be correct, and with Su Yunshu, there is no need to seek skins from tigers. Wait a minute, the human race always hides its head and shows its tail, so you just know it." Luo Yao has no good impression of the human race, except Heitan, his family, is not a good person.

Knowing his backstroke in the blue waves, Zhiqu sighed, "I think Xia Chunqiu's reaction to Lin Yang's fight for hegemony was flat at all."

"How will he react?" Luo Yao sneered, "In the mortal world, a dynasty is only a few hundred years long, and monks have a long life. Why did they pay attention to the wealth and honor of the mortal world. What's more, what Xia Chunqiu wants is Suzaku, It's not a dynasty, whoever is the emperor has no influence on him."

"However, you can go and mention Shui Bo."

"what?"

"Emperors in this world are often referred to as the real dragon emperors. Emperors have the aura of demon gods in their bodies. Since Uncle Shui was the founding emperor in his previous life, it is reasonable that even after passing away, his soul will not stay in the mortal world, because the aura of demon gods is in the emperor. In the soul. Uncle Shui has been reincarnated in the mortal world, if I see correctly, his spirit of demon god is no longer on him, and there is only a trace of real dragon spirit left on him." Luo Yao ignored Zhiqu's astonished expression, "This must have a great relationship with Xia Chunqiu."

Zhiqu was stunned for a while, "Could it be on Xia Chunqiu's body?"

"No. Xia Chunqiu is a decent human cultivator, and he doesn't have any demonic aura on him."

"Are you sure, you can't read it wrong?" Zhiqu doubted.

Luo Yao was deeply dissatisfied with this, and said solemnly, "I, Qinglong, Qilin, and Xuanwu are the same four demon gods, and we have feelings for each other, how can we be mistaken!"

Zhiqu was wronged, and said in a small voice, "Just ask, just ask, is it worth getting angry?"

Luo Yao taught Zhiqu in a deep voice, "Never doubt your man's ability at any time!"

Zhiqu raised his eyebrows and replied, "Fart!"

The two argued for a few words, Zhiqu continued to ask Luo Yao, "Then what? Then you say, if Xia Chunqiu takes Shui Bo's real dragon spirit, he doesn't need it. What is he trying to do? Self-appreciation? This There is no reason for that, right?"

"Maybe there are other uses." Luo Yao was not sure either.

This is hard to guess, like when the Luo family took Luo Yao's inner alchemy back then, no one dared to eat it, but in the end it could only be locked in the seven-star formation, how could ordinary people think of it.And Xia Chunqiu was even more unpredictable.

Zhiqu thought for a while, "I'll find a chance, and I'll ask Uncle."

Zhiqu couldn't help worrying, "Yaoyao, tell me, our family Lin Yang is originally a little phoenix, and he doesn't have real dragon aura in him. Does he have the emperor's life?"

"Why are you so stupid? Lin Yang has a very strong Suzaku aura." Although he hates that little ghost Lin Yang, Luo Yao is extremely proud when it comes to his race, "Suzaku is a demon god at the same level as Qinglong. Moreover, Our Suzaku is immortal, and can be reborn in the fire of Nirvana. In this alone, how can we compare with Qinglong? With the breath of Suzaku, we can naturally be emperors."

"Are you sure it's the emperor, not the empress? I've heard people say that the dragon and the phoenix make auspiciousness. The emperor is described by the dragon, and the empress by the phoenix?" Although Lin Yang's admiration made Zhiqu feel a little distressed, he didn't want his little Lin Yang either. Get married or something.

"Stupid, stupid, this is all nonsense spread by mortals." Luo Yao paused and asked, "However, this will involve ancient secret events again, are you sure, do you want to listen?"

As soon as he heard Luo Yao's tone, he knew what this goblin was planning again, and hummed, "Okay, what do you want to take advantage of me again, so just say it?"

Luo Yao chuckled, "What do you mean by taking advantage? Heitan, what's the relationship between the two of us, and we are still born like this. You also said earlier that you favored me that night. I have no other intentions, but we You have to make a deal first, when I take shape again, you have to let me go first."

Zhiqu was jittery, and his head was very sober to calculate, according to the way of this goblin, now is the time for eggs, Zhiqu can only draw a little chrysanthemum and play a little dick, to live a dry addiction.After transforming into form, Zhiqu guessed that he could do nothing to attract the demon.Anyway, it has already taken the lead, Zhiqu is very reasonable, "One person once, the fairest, how about it?"

Luo Yao is easy to talk, "Okay, then last time you went first, next time it will be my turn."

Reluctantly, Zhiqu responded, and urged, "Tell me quickly, what is the ancient secret incident."

"Oh." Luo Yao was in a particularly good mood, and he didn't pretend to be close, "If you want to talk about this ancient secret, you have to start from the human world."

Luo Yao has the meaning of a long speech, "The human world is divided into four continents, namely Dongyun Continent, Xixuan Continent, Nanyan Continent, and Beining Continent. These four continents are actually similar to the Sifang Realm of our demon clan. In the Sifang Realm, Suzaku Rule the Yu clan, the Qinglong rule the Shui clan, and the Xuanwu and Qilin brothers divide and rule the Beast clan. In the same way, on the four continents of the mortal world, there are also emperors."

"However, you also know that the mortal world is actually not small. There may be many countries in the same time period and on the same continent. However, only one of them can be called the king of God. The monarchs of the other small countries can only Have you thought about the reason for being called a king, but not an emperor?"

"It goes without saying that there must be only one person with real dragon spirit."

"This is your narrow-mindedness again. Ordinary people like to call their emperor the real dragon emperor. I told you that the four continents are like the four directions. You should also understand that in fact, only one of the four emperors on the four continents has a body. Has the real dragon aura, and the other three have the aura of the demon god Suzaku, Xuanwu, and Qilin respectively."

Zhiqu suddenly realized, "Doesn't that mean that the human world is actually under the rule of the Sifang Realm?"

Yaoyao Dan swayed left and right, made a gesture of shaking his head, and sighed, "That's not the case. The demon god aura on the mortal emperor's body does not come from the demon gods of the Sifang Realm, but from the demon gods of the fairy world."

"The demon gods still have boundaries?"

"Of course." Luo Yao didn't elaborate on the difference between the demon gods of the Sifang Realm and the demon gods of the fairy world, and returned to the subject, "But one year, something went wrong in the fairy world. On the same continent, two talented people appeared in the mortal world at the same time. Emperor. One has the real dragon aura, and the other has the vermilion bird aura."

Zhiqu couldn't wait to ask, "Did one of them cast the wrong baby?"

"I don't know much about the fairy world."

Zhiqu rubbed his chin, "There are no two suns in the sky, and there are no two masters in the country. The mortal world will be turned upside down."

"No." Luo Yao smiled, "They have known each other since they were young, and they have been in love with each other like the two of us 800 years ago. But because the two of them have the spirit of demons and gods, they are unwilling to live below each other, so they create their own world. After ascending the throne as the emperor, it will be a hundred years."

Zhiqu's jaw dropped in shock.

Luo Yao said, "One of them believes in the green dragon, and the other believes in the vermilion bird. Because they created a prosperous world, there will be legends of dragons and phoenixes becoming auspicious. As for later, mortals used the blue dragon to describe men and the vermilion bird to refer to women. This is all nonsense. Well, our Suzaku is a demon god with the same status as Qinglong."

Zhiqu listened to the nonsense gossip, felt cheated, and muttered, "What kind of ancient secret incident is this?"

Luo Yao didn't think so, and he immediately brought up the topic, "Think about it, where is the fairyland, how could you make such a mistake?" At this point, Luo Yao was quite proud, "I also thought of it from Lin Yang. From this ancient incident, Lin Yang's identity can be deduced."

Zhiqu was dumbfounded, what does this have to do with Lin Yang!

Luo Yao declared his conjecture result, "You have to know that the demon gods in the fairy world are more powerful than us. The emperor of the world has the breath of the demon gods in the fairy world, which is actually equivalent to the lower realm of the demon gods. Do you think , Could it be that the demon god lost his way, he was supposed to go east, but ended up going west instead?"

"This, this, it's not certain, some people are born to turn."

Luo Yao ignored Zhiqu's preposterous words, "There must be one of Qinglong and Suzaku that year who violated the decree of the fairy world and formed a relationship in the mortal world. Now, I conclude that the demon god who violated the decree of the fairy world It's Suzaku."

Luo Yao sighed directly, "Although Qinglong and Suzaku created a prosperous world, they are only relative to the continent where they are. Now that I think about it, the legend of dragon and phoenix success indeed originated in Dongyunzhou. Back then, Dongyunzhou Because of the emergence of two emperors who are talented and affectionate, they prospered to the extreme. On the contrary, Suzaku, who was supposed to go to Nanyanzhou, came to Dongyunzhou. Therefore, it is true that Nanyanzhou did not have an emperor with Suzaku inflammation. The dragons have no heads, swords and bows are everywhere, people are dying, and blood is flowing like rivers."

"Zhiqu, haven't you noticed that the place we are in now is Nanyanzhou." Luo Yao said to himself, "The reason why Lin Yang has the aura of Suzaku is because he is the reincarnation of Suzaku, but, he It's not a demon god from the Sifang Realm, but a demon god from the Immortal Realm. Therefore, even a mortal body can't suppress the strong Vermilion Bird aura on his body."

Zhiqu frowned and thought for a moment, but disagreed with Luo Yao's point of view, and retorted, "That's not right, Uncle Shui is the founding king of the country. Didn't you say that he once had real dragon spirit in him? This is in Nanyanzhou, since Uncle Shui was once an emperor, so he must have the aura of Vermillion Bird."

"It's not easy. At first, Suzaku didn't go to Nanyan Continent, but ran to Dongyun Continent, fooling around with Qinglong. There are rules in the fairy world. Since Suzaku was punished to become a mortal, Qinglong couldn't take advantage of it. Dongyun Suzaku's contribution to the prosperity of Yanzhou is due to Suzaku, and now Qinglong comes to support Nanyanzhou, it's not a big deal." Luo Yao's thinking is not slow, and he can think of the cause and effect very clearly.

"Then, that's where Lin Yang came from." Zhiqu clicked his tongue twice, "Wasn't Lin Yang better than you before?"

"This is so surprising. In the future, when I complete my cultivation, I will naturally be able to go to the fairy world." Luo Yao said, "Besides, when Lin Yang gets close to you, he is not actually close to you, but to my aura."

The Yaoyao egg kept swinging back and forth, with a little JJ in front of the egg and a little chrysanthemum in the back, shaking and shaking, it was so cute.Zhiqu read it, and laughed heartily.However, he knew that Luo Yaosu wanted to save face, so he smiled and said, "So that's the case, it seems that I am being sentimental."

"That's right." Thinking that Lin Yang didn't really like Zhiqu, Luo Yao felt much relieved, "We are both of the Suzaku clan, so we have similar auras."

As soon as Luo Yao relaxed, he thought that Zhiqu said that he was not as good as Lin Yang before. He was afraid that Zhiqu would underestimate him, so he thought about it for a while, and explained to Zhiqu, "Actually, everyone is a demon god, and there is no difference at all. But, take me Said that when I first came out of the shell, although my strength was far superior to that of a mortal monk, it was still far behind the demon gods in the fairy world. Therefore, for a period of time, I will stay in the realm of cultivation or the mortal world, waiting for me Only when you have a higher level can you go to the fairy world."

Zhiqu's reaction was indifferent, and he only let out an "oh".

Luo Yao reminded Zhiqu unhappily, "You didn't realize that I will return to the fairyland in the future. Don't you have any ideas about this?" How rare is Zhiqu now?Heitan, a guy favored by the demon god, shouldn't he show something?He doesn't mind kissing him a few times, getting fucked, etc.?Besides, shouldn't Heitan love him more?

"What do you think? You go back to the fairyland, don't take me! You want to go back by yourself! The fairyland has your little friend! You are still suspicious every day, saying that I attract bees and butterflies, what about you? Where will I not take you! You go back Immortal world, do you want to go back by yourself!" Once reminded by Luo Yao, Zhiqu was furious, and said cruelly with red eyebrows and green eyes, "You dare to sneak a step behind my back, and see if I don't pluck your chicken feathers! Interrupt you chicken feet!"

Because of Luo Yao's inadvertent words, not only was he punished, but even the thing that Zhiqu had promised to let him change after the transformation was withdrawn.Youyaodan regretted it. When Zhiqu woke up the next day, picked up Yaoyaodan and was about to kiss him, he found two lines of teardrops spontaneously appearing under the eyes he drew for Yaoyaodan. Downward-looking gesture of distress.

Zhiqu Jiujiu kissed the two, said viciously, "Reflect on yourself!" and stuffed the egg back into the Sea of ​​Consciousness.

This incident tells us a truth: there must be a limit to desperation!