fairy days

How do people in Narcissus Valley spend Qixi Festival?

Moe version:

Zhiqu, "Make a table of delicious food, and then tell Shen Pangpang the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Why only tell Shen Pangpang? Hmm, preference is one aspect, and another..."

Heidou'er clasped his head between his wings in pain, and yelled at Xiaobai, "Daddy is going to talk about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl again. He has been talking about it for more than ten years, and we talk about it every July [-]th." I was so worried.

Xiaobai said, "A marriage with the wrong family will not be happy." Because Zhiqu will tell it every year on Qixi Festival, so even though Xiaobai came to Zhiqu a few years later than Heidouer, he has already heard the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. .

Heidouer, "What do you mean by being inappropriate?"

Xiaobai, "It's just you and me."

Heidou kept rubbing his bald head against Xiaobai's tender face, but was slapped away by Xiaobai's slap, and flew back again, comforting Xiaobai, "Don't worry, I only love you, you don't have to worry about whether you are worthy or not." Come to me, in vain." The nicknames among lovers in Narcissus Valley, under the leadership of Zhiqu and Luo Yao, they all use overlapping characters to show their relationship.

This bald black rascal dared to say that he was not good enough for him, so Xiaobai directly pinched Heidou'er's ass to swell.

Gui Xiaolu quickly ran back to Zhu He's cave, and reported to Master, "Uncle Master has cooked a lot of dishes and dim sum. Now the dim sum is about to be baked, Master, if you don't go, Shen Pangpang will definitely take the lead."

Zhu He picked up Gui Xiaolu and stuffed it into his sleeves, looked in the mirror, brushed off his sleeves, and flew across the sky in a graceful manner, and went to spend the Qixi Festival with his master and brothers.

Sure enough, when Zhu He arrived with Gui Xiaolu, Shen Pangpang was already holding fruit in one hand and cake in the other, and his face was covered in crumbs.As soon as Shen Pangpang saw Zhu He, he happily went up to him, raised his hands high, and greeted Fan politely, "Uncle He, you are here, I will give you some fruit and cakes!"

Zhu He smiled lovingly, and stroked Shen's chubby head, "Hey, eat by yourself."

Gui Xiaolu poked a small glans head out of Zhu He's sleeve, and shouted, "Fatty Plump, I'm jumping, you catch me."

"Okay, come out, little green." With a peach in his mouth, San Pangpang stuffed the cake into Little Green's mouth, and stretched out his hands, ready to catch Turtle Little Green.Gui Xiaolu plopped and jumped out, Shen Pangpang was about to pick up Gui Xiaolu with his two little hands, when Xiaojin called him, "Shen Pangpang, come and drink some sweet soup."

"Oh." Shen Pangpang is a little stupid by birth, everyone in Narcissus Valley knows this.He could only focus on one thing at a time, Xiao Jin called him to drink sweet soup, Shen Pangpang turned around and ran over, forgetting about the turtle Xiaolu who was jumping in mid-air.

After holding the bowl and drinking most of the bowl of sweet soup, Shen Pangpang flashed his big eyes full of aura, and said innocently, "Oh, I forgot to pick up the little green turtle." Putting down the bowl, Shen Pangpang I'm going to look for Turtle Little Green.

Xiao Jin pointed to the side, "Isn't that Gui Xiaolu?"

Shen Pangpang turned his head and saw, sure enough, Gui Xiaolu was lying on the table with a gray face, a bruised nose, and a swollen face, biting fresh small fried fish.Shen Pangpang took out a handkerchief to wipe Gui Xiaolu's face and shell, and taught him in a good temper, "Gui Xiaolu, you are a big boy, you can't eat in such a dirty place again. Dad said, Wash your hands before eating and after going to the toilet. Look, how dirty your hands are, you will get sick if you eat like this..."

Gui Xiaolu's face is livid, but fortunately he is covered in green, so it's hard to tell if he's angry or not, especially Shen Pangpang, who doesn't know how to read his face.Shen Pangpang taught Gui Xiaolu endlessly, and Gui Xiaolu was angry, "It's because you didn't catch me and caused me to fall to the ground!"

Shen Pangpang let out an "ah" and thought for a while, then said calmly and softly, "So that's how it is." He stretched out his hand and picked up Gui Xiaolu and put it in front of him, Shen Pangpang touched Gui Xiaolu and was wiped by him The shiny little tortoise shell said, "It's all right now, I'll treat you to a sweet soup. Turtle little green, we are all men, my father said, a man should not be too stingy or fussy. If you are like this, you will not be able to find To my girlfriend. Come on, drink the sweet soup. Don’t be angry after drinking the sweet soup. Next time, I won’t forget to pick you up.”

Gui Xiaolu was educated by Shen Pangpang again, so don't mention the depression.

After a while, a burst of fragrance came to my face.

Shen Pangpang quickly jumped off the chair, ran to the kitchen hand in hand with Xiao Jin, and served dishes and desserts.

After dinner, Zhiqu really hugged Shenpangpang in his arms, fed Shenpangpang snacks, and told Shenpangpang the love story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Shenpangpang listened to tears and said, "The Queen Mother is good or bad."

Xiao Jin turned himself into Zhiqu and said, "Shen Pangpang, you are really stupid, the Queen Mother is a Weaver Girl and her eyesight is bad, and there are so many gods in the sky who don't like it, they just look at a cowherd, you Tell me, what kind of eyesight is that? However, it’s another matter if the eyesight is not good. Think about it, how did the cowherd leave the fairy in the mortal world? , and steal other people’s clothes. Fairies have no clothes to wear, so they can’t go back to the fairy world, and are forced to stay in the mortal world. Is this what a gentleman should do? Don’t say whether it was the old cow spirit who encouraged the cowherd to do it, the cow spirit He didn't force him to force him, it was all suggested by the cow spirit, and the cowherd did it immediately. Because the fairy fell in love with him, she gave birth to a child and married him, so the matter of stealing clothes and bathing will be famous through the ages. If the fairies don't like it, the cowherd is no more than an apprentice."

"Besides, immortals live forever, while mortals live only a hundred years. Immortals stay young forever, while mortals have white hair and dry bones, it's just a moment. The Queen Mother is also stupid. Why stop that stupid Weaver Girl from treating the Cowherd like a cowherd? Could it be that Weaver Girl still loves him ?Even if you love him, after a hundred years, when Cowherd dies, Zhinu will naturally return to heaven."

Shen Pangpang took a sip of the sweet ice in the ice bowl and asked, "The cowherd is still reincarnated. Grandpa told me a love story between a fairy and a mortal. Falling in love, so touching, so touching." Shen Pangpang, why is he so stupid, finally found his roots.

"This is even simpler. Once the Cowherd dies, his soul will be dispelled quietly, and his soul will be scattered. How can we find the Weaver Girl? If the Weaver Girl refuses to follow her, she will be courting death."

Shen Pangpang was dumbfounded, let out a soft "ah", and then asked Zhiqu, "Dad, can you still do this..."

Gui Xiaolu's mung bean eyes rolled around twice, and she followed suit to express her opinion, "Fatty, didn't a big flower snake peek at Xiao Jin's face to take a bath last time, and stepped on Xiao Jin's face until he was half dead, and his sleeves were broken. .”

"Really?" Shen Pangpang couldn't believe it.

"Later, after the big flower snake recovered from its injury, he didn't dare to talk to the female snake anymore. Finally, he met the big green snake that was beaten away by Miss Xiao Jin before. "Gui Xiaolu said that she has nose and eyes, "So, you can't just peek at girls taking a bath, you can be tricked if you meet a stupid fairy, if you meet Miss Xiaojin..."

Xiao Jin flicked his tail, and slapped Gui Xiaolu and rolled it three times on the table, Xiao Jin was angry, "What's wrong with me like this!"

Gui Xiaolu shrank her head, not daring to speak indiscriminately.

Shen Pangpang smirked and flattered Xiao Jin innocently, "Miss Xiao Jin, you are the best!"

Xiao Jin shook his tail and head, needless to say he was proud of it.

Turtle Xiaolu silently: You are a fat sycophant.

Shen Pangpang kept a diary before going to bed, and wrote in the blank jade slip that Zhiqu gave him: Dad said, you can't just peek at girls taking a bath.Remarks: Stupid girls can peek in the shower, but powerful ones can't peek (like Miss Xiao Jin, even if you are killed, you can't peek).

Gui Xiaolu's lesson: Only women (Xiaojin) and villains (Shen Pangpang) are difficult to raise.

Adult version:

The little ones were all sent off to sleep.

After Zhiqu cleaned up the tables, chairs and dishes, he planned to take a shower before going to rest.

In fact, a cultivator has the same advantage. With the storage bag on his body, everything is complete, and he can go directly to the lake.

On July [-]th, there is a half moon in the sky, and half a lotus in the water.

There was no one else around, and after Zhiqu took off his clothes, he posed a few smug poses narcissistically towards the night before jumping into the lake. The cool lake water dispelled the heat, and Zhiqu moaned comfortably, stepping on his feet. Facing the lake, I swam a few laps happily.

In the meantime, Zhiqu randomly tore a few lotus canopies, peeled them off and ate the lotus seeds, and then jumped ashore until his body and mind were refreshed.

As a result, take a look...

Where are his clothes?And, he, what about the storage bag he left by the lake?

Ah!

Hire thieves!

Zhiqu first used the technique of searching for shadows and traces to investigate, but he couldn't find any trace of the thief, so he became more and more hesitant.At this moment, I heard a familiar and hateful voice in my ear, "This little beauty, if you agree to be my wife, I will return the clothes to you."

When Zhiqu made this hateful voice, he suddenly became furious, "Damn fairy, give me the clothes quickly! You kid, you still play with this!" Of course, Zhiqu jumped back to the lake with a plop in order not to let Luo Yao take advantage of him. inside.

Luo Yao's figure appeared by the lakeside, with a silver shirt and jade crown, cloud shoes and precious boots, set against the faint moonlight, with a slight cool breeze, he is as handsome as a fairy.Zhiqu raised his head and stared blankly for a while.

Luo Yao leaned over and stretched out an incomparably graceful palm.Zhiqu involuntarily put his hand in Luo Yao's palm, Luo Yao held Zhiqu, pulled him up with a little force, leaned over Zhiqu's ear and chuckled, "This is a promise to marry me."

Zhiqu coughed, and said loudly, "If you want to marry, you are the one who will marry me!" He said, but for some reason, his face became slightly hot.