[Rebirth] Mr. Mighty

, Wei Meng has already seen the Chinese instructions pasted on the back of the box, stay away from pain, enjoy passion, what the hell!

He gritted his teeth immediately, "Qi, why the hell are you buying this kind of thing?"

"This... can also be used when masturbating!" Qi Jun explained palely.

Wei Meng immediately thought of Qi Jun spitting in the palm of his hand when the two were masturbating each other in the wilderness, and instantly felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

Holding the box of lubricant, Wei Meng suddenly smiled strangely. He glanced at the empty corridor, stretched out his hand and squeezed Qi Junzheng's buttocks when he was going upstairs, and said in a low voice, "You are so prepared. Sufficient, are you waiting for Lao Tzu to come back?"

"Okay," Qi Jun said indifferently, "As long as you want, I'm here anytime!" After speaking, he deliberately twisted his buttocks, which almost made Wei Menglei spit blood.

"Fuck!" Wei Meng scolded contemptuously, if he hadn't seen him carrying beer, he would have kicked him, how ugly he is in acting coquettishly!

Although Qi Jun said so, but his heart is like a mirror, the little white deer wants to suppress him?hehe!It is clearly a pure 0 body, and it is full of spring and autumn dreams of counterattack.

I don't know whether it was deliberately arranged by God or Qi Jun was lucky, but Qi Jun was actually given a chance to sleep in a bed that night.

The season is now in the first half of November, a week before the heating period on November 11th.Beijing is very cold this year. The temperature has been very low these few days. When sleeping at night, you have to turn on the air conditioner to keep warm. Especially today, the temperature is ridiculously low. Starting at ten o’clock in the evening, there is a strong wind blowing outside again, whistling yellow The leaves are flying all over the sky, and the branches are swaying left and right.

Wei Meng sat on the bed, wrapped in a quilt, and kept pressing the remote control of the air conditioner, but the air from the air conditioner was not hot at all.

When Qi Jun knocked on the door and entered the room, what he saw was Wei Meng wishing he could drop the remote control.

"Yo ho, what's the matter?" Qi Jun held a tube of Lay's potato chips in his hand, and chewed, "Why is your room so cold? The air conditioner is broken?"

Wei Meng threw the remote control on the bed, "Maybe it's time to add fluoride, this is an old-fashioned air conditioner, and it's not resistant to use."

"It's so cold without an air conditioner. The weather forecast just reported that it's minus ten degrees tonight!"

"Is it so exaggerated?"

"Why not? We live in an old house, look at the window, there is a rattling sound when the wind blows, there is no air conditioner, you are waiting to be frozen at night!"

"Then..." Wei Meng hesitated, "We can't find workers to add fluoride now, it's already time."

"Nonsense!" Qi Jun rolled his eyes speechlessly, this idiot really couldn't turn his head around.

Qi Jun put down the potato chips in his hand, came over and picked up Wei Meng's pillow, and walked out, "Go to sleep in my room."

"What?" Wei Meng immediately jumped out of bed and screamed, "I'm not going!"

"Are you a man? What a jerk!" Qi Jun said contemptuously.

Wei Meng chased Qi Jun into his room, "You have bad intentions, hurry up and return the pillow!"

Qi Jun tilted his head and smiled, "Who was yelling to fuck back before, now I'll give you a chance, you're hypocritical, can't it be impotence?"

"You're impotent! I'm so fucked!" Wei Meng stretched his hips forward, "I'm afraid that your small body won't be able to handle it."

Qi Jun patted Wei Meng's shoulder solemnly, and said earnestly: "Come on, buddy can handle it!"

"..." Wei Meng found out that he had a thicker skin than Qi Jun. He really couldn't compare to Qi Jun. That guy's skin could rival the walls of the Great Wall.

Wei Meng stretched out his hand to grab his own pillow, "It's cold today, let me let you go, when it's warmer, I will favor you again!"

Qi Jun laughed so hard that tears almost came out, he handed the pillow to Wei Meng, but lowered his head to pick up his own pillow and quilt, "Okay, okay, I won't be poor with you, you sleep in this room, I'll sleep in the living room."

"Ah?" Wei Meng was stunned for a while, "Well, I'll sleep in the living room! The sofa is too small, and you are so big, it's not comfortable to sleep on."

Qi Jun picked up the pillow and quilt, and went out, "Didn't I watch the night show of Zhen Huan's biography, don't worry about me, you sleep with you, and you have to get up early in the morning to go to the hospital to see your parents."

Wei Meng scratched his head, "But..."

"Stop moaning, go to sleep!" Qi Jun spread the quilt on the sofa, lay on it, and crossed his legs leisurely.

Wei Meng had no choice but to go to sleep in Qi Jun's room. He lay on the bed and sighed softly.In his previous life, Wei Meng was a person who took care of others. He took care of his younger brother at home, his comrades in the army, and Wang Tie after work. But now, he has become the object of being taken care of. At first he was not used to it. Knowing why, this kind of "being taken care of" seems to be more and more natural.

He turned over, and suddenly found that the whole room was filled with a smell belonging to Qi Jun, that kind of refreshing fragrance with a little bath shampoo.

Looking at this room again, it is not big, only about ten square meters, and a bed and a wardrobe are enough. When we moved in, Wei Meng took the big bedroom in a fit of anger, and Qi Jun lived in the small bedroom. So Qi Jun usually reads and surfs the Internet in the living room.

From getting along with each other these days, it can be seen that Qi Jun's family must be either rich or noble, and he lived in a good environment since he was a child. Except for a mental hospital, Qi Jun has never lived in such a poor house!But this rich young master couldn't go back home, so he insisted on renting with him, sleeping in such a compact small house for more than half a year.

Thinking of this, Wei Meng's heart is very confused. He dare not think too deeply about everything now, for fear that the deeper he thinks, the deeper he will sink.

Sleeping in an air-conditioned room is prone to thirst. Wei Meng got up in the middle of the night to drink water, opened the door, and saw Qi Jun lying on the sofa soundly asleep by the dim light behind him, with most of his body hanging outside and the quilt falling off. More than half of the ground is covered, only a corner is covered.

Wei Meng was immediately annoyed, he thought Qi Jun was cheap, why bother!

But he himself was even worse, because he actually walked up to Qi Jun and kicked Qi Jun awake.

Qi Jun sat up abruptly, rubbed his eyes, saw that it was Wei Meng, and quickly checked the time on his phone, "What time is it? Why are you up so early, I haven't bought breakfast yet."

Wei Meng is inexplicably annoyed, Qi Jun is really cheap enough!

"Go into the house and sleep." He dropped these words and entered the house with a water glass.

Qi Jun was stunned for a long time before he could react, he was so happy that he almost danced, and hurriedly followed in with the quilt in his arms.

Wei Meng has already lay down, sleeping on one side of the bed, while Qi Jun consciously lay on the other side, reaching out to turn off the bedside lamp.

In the darkness, the two lay side by side, and for a while, they lost sleep at the same time.

After a long time, Qi Jun said softly: "Xiaolu, I think you are still very kind to me! Hehe."

"Get out! Go to bed quickly." Wei Meng didn't want to chat with him at night, and he didn't know what the problem was, and it was safest to sleep quietly.

"Xiao Lu, don't worry, if you don't nod your head in agreement, I won't force you to do that. I really like you, want to chase you, want to live with you, how can I force you?"

"If you keep babbling, get out and go to sleep!"

"I sleep and I sleep, and you sleep steadily. If you can control your own birds, you will never..."

"Sleep or not?"

"Sleep! Good night!"

"..."

Qi Jun listened to Wei Meng's even breathing, and his heart itched fiercely. Nima could see that he was torturing people if he couldn't eat. When will this kid open his heart?When will that tube of crystal clear lube come in handy?

Really don't like women?

Early the next morning, after Wei Meng woke up, Qi Jun had already prepared breakfast, steaming tofu nao and deep-fried dough sticks, as well as sugar pancakes that Wei Meng liked to eat.

Wei Meng sat down at the dining table, "You went so far to buy sugar pancakes again."

Qi Jun smiled, and handed him a pair of chopsticks, "This restaurant is delicious, and it's not that far away. It only takes ten minutes to drive."

Wei Meng said: "Anyway, I'm going out for a while, so I can eat something outside."

"It's cold now, don't go out to eat, when the weather is not cold, you are willing to get up early to eat outside, let's go out again."

Wei Meng raised his eyes, saw Qi Jun's shining eyes, and swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

In fact, he really doesn't need to be taken care of like this. What hardships did he suffer when he was a soldier?When I was a child and Binbin depended on each other, why didn't I suffer from the cold?But he couldn't bear to say it, he was afraid that Qi Jun would be disappointed, he was afraid of seeing those eyes lose their brilliance and become dim, just like when they first met in the mental hospital.

After dinner, Wei Meng went to the hospital to visit Bai Lu's parents. Qi Jun wanted to see him off, but he refused. Qi Jun seems to be busy with something these days, leaving early and returning late. Wei Meng is an idler anyway, so he doesn't want to Delay Qi Jun's time.

Wei Meng arrived at the hospital by bus, and before entering the ward, he saw Bailu Mama at the payment window of the inpatient department, who was looking at the bill with a sad face.

Wei Meng stepped forward, called her, and took the bill, "Mom, don't worry about hospitalization expenses, just leave it to me."

Bai Lu's mother looked sad, "This hospitalization fee is too expensive. You only paid [-] yuan at the end of last month, so you have to pay it again."

"Oh, don't worry about it so much, let's go upstairs to see my dad first."

"I discussed it with your father, or go home and live..."

Before Bailu Mama finished speaking, Wei Meng immediately interrupted, "Can I go home to live with this disease? It has finally improved recently, and we have to cooperate with treatment at any time. We don't worry about the hospitalization fee. Don't forget that your son used to be sick. He's still a starlet after all, and he still has savings."

Wei Meng didn't dare to mention Bai Luba to Bai Lu's mother all of a sudden.