[Rebirth] Mr. Mighty

The tables are connected.

Seeing that Wei Meng was about to lose his temper, Qi Jun quickly explained: "I knocked on the door outside and you didn't answer, so I had no choice but to come here."

"Why didn't I hear you knock on the door?"

"You are too involved in practicing standing like a pine and sitting like a clock!"

Wei Meng gritted his teeth: "You fucking..."

Qi Jun quickly interrupted with a wave of his hand, "Come on, stop talking, it's still the same sentence, go as far as you can, right? Hurry up and eat, I ordered takeaway."

Wei Meng originally wanted to be arrogant again, but he couldn't bear his stomach growling, so he had to temporarily put aside his personal grievances, turned his fight with Qi Jun into friendship, and went to eat in the hall.

Qi Jun had already put things on the dining table, and Wei Meng sat down at the table and started eating.

Wei Meng found that since he found out about Qi Jun and Bai Lu's affair, the positions between him and Qi Jun had changed drastically. Before Qi Jun was the uncle, now Wei Meng is the uncle.

Well, it still feels good to be an uncle.

Qi Jun sat across from Wei Meng, opened the takeaway lunch box, and handed Wei Meng a piece of chicken wing, "It's past lunch time, and I'm not familiar with the restaurants nearby, so I ordered Pizza Hut, you eat a piece of chicken wing first, and then try it." This new bolognese pizza."

It was the first time that Wei Meng had an outsider pick up food for him when he was so old. Before that, only his younger brother Wei Bin had picked up food for him. At other times, no matter in the military camp or after work, he was very independent. Appearance, who will serve him food?

Seeing Wei Meng looking at the chicken wings he handed over, Qi Jun didn't accept them in a daze, thinking that he didn't like to eat them, so he said, "Don't you like chicken wings? How about a shrimp ball?"

Just as he was about to put down the chicken wings, Wei Meng snatched them away, stuffed them into his mouth and began to chew.

Qi Jun couldn't help laughing when he saw how he was devouring food without any scruples about his image.

Such a real and unaffected white deer is many times more pleasing to the eye than when it was flamboyant and coquettish before.

In fact, Wei Meng was not used to pizza, and after two bites he didn't want to eat it, especially the taste of cheese, so he frowned and said to Qi Jun, "It's too unpalatable, it's not as good as home-cooked food made by myself."

Qi Jun shrugged, "I won't do it."

Wei Meng thought for a while, put down the food in his hands, and said solemnly to Qi Jun: "Speaking of which, I want to clarify with you the relationship between you and me in the future, and the way we get along."

"Uh, what's the relationship? You and I know it well, why don't you make it clear?" Qi Jun began to be sloppy.

Wei Meng said patiently: "First of all, you and I are considered to be in a joint rental relationship. I will pay the rent of 1200 yuan per month to the agency on time. As for your share, I don't care."

"But I have already rented out the whole house."

"That's your problem, I won't take advantage of you."

"..." Qi Jun knew that the current Bailu was very repulsed by the relationship between the two of them in the past, and he simply stopped arguing with Bailu, and he could do whatever he wanted.

Wei Meng added: "Secondly, during the co-tenancy period, you live your life and I live mine. We don't affect or interfere with each other."

"But I can't cook!"

"You can go out to eat, or order takeaway like this, you are so rich, you can eat lobster every day!"

Qi Jun curled his lips, "That's so unhealthy, I just want to eat some home-cooked dishes."

Wei Meng glared at him, "Eat whatever you want, you don't need to report to me."

"Look, how about this? In the future, you cook, and I buy vegetables, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, water, electricity, and gas. All these expenses will be paid by me. You only need to be responsible for the cooking. It means that I will pay for it, and you will pay for manpower. This doesn't count as you taking advantage of me, we are both suitable, aren't we?" Qi Jun's face is really thick.

Wei Meng thought for a while, and thought that cooking is a matter of doing it for one person, and for two people. He will definitely go out to find a job in a few days, and he may not have time to go to the vegetable market by then, so it is better to agree for now. him.

"It's okay, but it's only temporary. After a period of running in, once problems are found, this partnership model will be stopped."

Qi Jun couldn't wish for it, "No problem!"

"Third, you are not allowed to take people home overnight, you should understand this in your heart!"

Qi Jun nodded happily, "OK!"

In this way, the strange "cohabitation" life of the two began.

Qi Jun was full of joy, thinking of showing his face in front of Wei Meng more, finding some time to have a heart-to-heart talk, and inadvertently broke into the bathroom a few times. In order to create the effect of inadvertently entering the bathroom by mistake, he even twisted the door lock of the bathroom on purpose.

But the reality is quite different, Wei Meng simply ignored him, and silently repaired the bathroom door lock.

Except for three meals a day, Wei Meng almost only stays in his room and does not come out. Even if he occasionally goes to the living room to watch TV at night, Qi Jun can't talk to him.

Basically, the process of chatting up goes like this.

Qi Jun: "White Deer."

Wei Meng: "Why?"

Qi Jun: "What show do you like to watch? Let me give you the remote control! There will be Happy Camp tonight, and the Legend of Zhen Huan will be broadcast later. Which one do you want to watch?"

Wei Meng: "Hehe..."

Qi Jun: "How about we watch the Avenue of Stars? There are not many channels in the mental hospital. I watch this show every Saturday night. I can see that there are several weekly champions."

Wei Meng stood up from the sofa, turned around and left, "Go take a shower."

"..." Qi Jun looked at the door of the bathroom speechlessly, "Damn, I'm really full!"

Two days later, Wei Meng wanted to visit Wei Bin again, looking for an opportunity to talk to Wei Bin, but who knew that Bailu's cell phone studded with diamonds suddenly rang.

Wei Meng looked at the screen and said two words: "Mom."

He immediately panicked, it was Bai Lu's mother who called, and it must be for Bai Lu!

How to do?How to do?

After struggling for a few seconds, he sighed. If he could hide for a while, but not for the rest of his life, he might as well take it.

"Hey?"

"Xiaolu, oh, Xiaolu, it's really you! Are you okay?" An excited female voice came from the microphone.

"Uh... I, I'm fine, it's fine."

"Xiaolu, I heard that you left the hospital by yourself after waking up. Mom was very worried and wanted to go out to find you, but you also know that your father is not in good health and has been hospitalized again these days. The doctor said that his condition is getting worse. The more serious it gets, the more anxious I am, the blood pressure rises, alas! Deer, it's good that you're fine, Mom can finally feel at ease."

Wei Meng really didn't know what to say, so he just said "En."

The author has something to say: "Why, huh, go take a bath" This statement comes from Weibo: Goddess has three treasures, why, huh, go take a bath.Basically, it’s the whole process of flirting with a dick and a goddess~~~~~

Aventure

On the phone, Bailu's mother said helplessly: "Xiaolu, I know that you have suffered a lot of grievances outside in the past two years, and my mother feels uncomfortable, but the situation at home and your father's temper, alas, you You know, mom has no choice!"

Wei Meng could tell that Bai Lu's mother was really concerned about her son, so she said softly, "Yes, I understand."

Bai Lu's mother was quite shocked when she heard this. She never thought that Bai Lu would understand her so much. Over the years, Bai Lu didn't even show his face, and refused to answer the phone. The caller didn't expect his son to be much more sensible.

"Xiaolu, your father is in the hospital, I can't leave, I should have gone to see you, but... oh! Look..." White Lu's mother faltered.

Wei Meng immediately understood that Bailu Mama wanted him to go back and have a look, maybe because the previous relationship was too cold, Bailu Mama didn't dare to say it directly.

"Oh, let me go and see you! By the way, and me...Dad, isn't he hospitalized? Which hospital is he in? I'll go there tomorrow."

Bailu's mother was overjoyed, "Really? We are in Chaoyang Hospital, Xiaolu, you are really... really sensible."

After Wei Meng made an appointment with her on the time and place, he put down the phone.

He took a deep breath and met Bailu's family. From then on, he was really Bailu!Regardless of body or identity.

Wei Meng went to the hospital to visit Bai Lu's parents with anxiety. After all, he is a fake, and he doesn't even know what Bai Lu's parents look like. How should he face it after he goes there?

He bought a fruit basket and a bouquet of flowers at the entrance of the hospital. He learned how to send flowers from TV dramas. In fact, according to his own ideas, it would be better to buy a box of Milk Deluxe, but he thinks that Bailu is a banker. A rich man with 800 million deposits should pay attention to visiting relatives.

According to the address given by Bailu's mother, Wei Meng came to the inpatient section of Chaoyang Hospital and was looking for the room number in the corridor when he heard a surprised female voice behind him: "Xiaolu!"

Wei Meng turned around and saw a middle-aged woman in her fifties, plainly dressed, holding a hospital spittoon in her hand.

Wei Meng looked at the woman's appearance, her eyebrows and eyes were very similar to Bai Lu's, and guessed that this was Bai Lu's mother.

He was a little embarrassed, his face flushed, hesitating and not knowing how to speak.

Bai Lu's mother took three steps at a time and walked in front of him. She was very excited and wanted to shake Bai Lu's hand, but she was holding a spittoon in her hand. She glanced at Wei Meng's neat clothes and stepped back in embarrassment. step.

Wei Meng smiled, "Give it to me."

As he spoke, he snatched the spittoon from Bailu Mama's hand, and handed the bouquet of flowers in his arms to Bai Lu Mama instead.

White Lu's mother looked at Wei Meng with her mouth wide open, and said incredulously, "Little Lu, what's wrong with you?"

Wei Meng held Bailu's mother's hand and said: "I jumped off the building once and crawled back from the gate of hell. I have seen through many things. Don't mention the past. I will start a new life in the future!"

White deer