[Rebirth] Mr. Mighty

A psychopath, a pervert!Get out, stay away from me!You fucking go back to the mental hospital as soon as possible!Why give up treatment! "

Qi Jun was lying on the bed, smiling all over his face, "Yo, why are you running away? Why are you ashamed to be a man? Don't you claim to be a straight man? Why do you still get hard after being touched?"

Wei Meng cursed in the bathroom, "Shut up! You pervert!"

Wei Meng is not a vegetarian. In the past, in the military camp and in the security department of the hotel, he was always surrounded by men. Compared with cursing, Qi Jun really couldn't scold him, but Qi Jun couldn't stand it. The words of the rogue are teasing.Compared with playing hooligans, Wei Meng is much better than Qi Junnen.

"Why bother masturbating by yourself? Let's masturbate each other when we come back!"

"Fuck your sister!"

"Would you like to masturbate and brag to each other? Just play 69."

"roll!"

Wei Meng felt that he couldn't stand this mental illness anymore, he could get sick anytime and anywhere, watching Zhen Huan's biography, he could be hard, even changing a pair of master underwear!

The most important thing is that Qi Jun will play hooligans to Wei Meng as soon as he insists, and Wei Meng's broken body is extremely disappointing, and he will respond to a little provocation!

While masturbating in the toilet, Wei Meng looked at himself in the mirror and muttered to himself: "You said you, a handsome young man, how did you become gay? Grandma, I don't believe this evil It’s bent, isn’t it? I must straighten it for you! Damn! Just wait and see!”

Wei Meng thinks so, he was such a tall and mighty man in his previous life, he couldn't be straighter anymore, Aoi and Ozawa will always be the love of his heart, even though he has such a sissy body in this life, but we He is a straight man at heart!

As the saying goes, appearance comes from the heart, as long as the heart is straight, the appearance, if you work hard, you will definitely become masculine.

Well, thinking about it this way, I instantly feel that the road ahead is bright!

Because Wei Meng was thinking wildly in his mind, it took a long time for him to flirt. When he finished venting, wiped his body clean and came out, Qi Jun was done.

Several rolls of toilet paper were thrown in a mess on the ground, and there was still that faint fishy smell, and Qi Jun lay on the bed sprawled and fell asleep.

Wei Meng got angry all of a sudden, it's like raising an old man!

He stepped forward and kicked Qi Jun awake, put his hands on his hips, and glared angrily: "You are a deadly psychopath, get up and clean up for me before going to sleep!"

Qi Jun has never been kicked like this before in his life, he immediately became angry, and wanted to get angry at Wei Meng when he got up, but when he opened his eyes and saw Wei Meng's flushed face, for some reason, the anger dissipated up.

Qi Jun laughed happily, showing his white teeth, "Honey, I just finished masturbation, I'm too tired, you can clean it up for me!"

After finishing speaking, there was a "bang", and he fell back on the bed.

"No!" Wei Meng gritted his teeth angrily, and stretched out his hand to lift Qi Jun's quilt, "If you don't clean it up, don't..."

The shouting words came to an abrupt end the moment Qi Jun's quilt was lifted, Wei Meng froze all of a sudden, threw the quilt back, turned his head with a blushing face, and muttered in a low voice: "Nima stinky rascal, you don't wear it when you sleep. clothing!"

Qi Jun lay on the bed with his eyes closed showing a shameless smile.

That night, Wei Meng cleaned the ground by himself, and then silently climbed into bed and slept on the furthest place. He really wanted to sleep on the ground, but unfortunately the big bed room of this Home Inn was too narrow, except for the bed and the bed. There is no place to put your feet on the sofa. The sofa is still for a single person and cannot sleep.

My ex is the best

Early in the morning, Qi Jun was kicked awake from his sweet dreams. He was originally a man who got up and was used to living a comfortable life. How could he bear Wei Meng kicking him at six o'clock in the morning?

Before Qi Jun could vent his anger, Wei Meng yelled loudly: "Don't try to hide in the hotel today, go and find a house for me!"

"Looking for a house?" Qi Jun poked his head out of the quilt, and smiled, showing that indecent energy, "What's the matter? Are you going to live with me?"

"Living with your sister!" Wei Meng glared at Qi Jun, "The room in this hotel is 280 a day, how can I afford it if I keep living like this? I'm thinking about going out and renting a house."

Wei Meng has thought a lot in the past two days and has made plans. He has now completely accepted the fact that he has become a white deer, but he does not agree with the past life of the white deer, so he wants to follow his own The way to start over, to live a good life, to put it hypocritically, he wants to cherish the hard-won second life.

Wei Meng said to Qi Jun again: "As for you, you'd better go back to your own home. If you have something hard to say and don't want to go back, I won't drive you away, but you can't eat and drink for nothing, you have to go out with me." Find a job."

Qi Jun raised his eyelids: "What can I do with a mental illness?"

Wei Meng was furious: "Even if you are mentally ill, I have no obligation to support you for nothing!"

"I don't need you for nothing. As long as you want, I can repay you at any time."

"How to repay?"

"Flesh pay, promise with your body!"

"piss off!"

The two went out to look for a house after breakfast. Wei Meng planned to look for a house in the morning and return to the hotel in the afternoon to wait for Ling Hao to pick him up to see You.

The process of finding a house is extremely speechless.

Wei Meng meant to find something as cheap as possible, as long as he could sleep, cook, and take a bath, but Qi Jun only looked at the environment, decoration, and furniture, not the price at all, and Wei Meng was so angry that he was about to vomit blood .

At Lianjia's agency, Wei Meng glared at Qi Jun: "How can there be so much money, what kind of one-bedroom apartment do you choose? I think the shared rent just now is not bad, only [-] a month!"

"The decoration of that one-bedroom is so good. It has everything, and there is an LCD TV. It's only two thousand five thousand a month, which is not expensive."

"Twenty-five thousand is not expensive? You don't even have two hundred and five, why don't you spend it all on me?"

Qi Jun curled his lips, and his eyes fell on Wei Meng's small bag, "Aren't you rich?"

Wei Meng quickly grabbed the small bag and looked at him nervously, "How do you know I'm rich?" The bag contained the 3 yuan wife's book that he took out, and he kept it carefully.

"Cut!" Qi Jun snorted contemptuously, "Since yesterday you've been holding that broken bag nervously, why are you so nervous if you don't have money? How much? Ten thousand? Twenty thousand? Thirty thousand? Anyway, sure Enough to rent a one-bedroom."

"You don't care about Lao Tzu's money! How much of it is also Lao Tzu's!"

"Stingy!"

The two quarreled for a long time, and it was not until the afternoon that they settled on a house. They rented a two-bedroom apartment with others on North Fourth Ring West Road, which was close to the university district.

The house is complete with home appliances and ready-to-live in, 1200 a month, one deposit and three payments, but one month's rent has to be paid to the agency as an agency fee.

Qi Jun was not happy, and took advantage of not signing the contract, he pulled Wei Meng aside and scolded: "You are too irresponsible, and you are going to share the rent with someone? Do you know who the partner is?"

Wei Meng blinked, "I know, didn't I tell us just now that my roommate is a single girl."

Qi Jun was so angry that his head hurt, "Then why don't you think about it, how could a girl from a good family agree to rent with two men? And two men who have never met before?"

"Qi Jun, why do you think of people so darkly?" Wei Meng put on a straight face, "I think that a girl's willingness to share a house with two men of unknown origin shows that she treats people sincerely and has no evil thoughts."

"..." Qi Jun stretched out his hand to poke Wei Meng's forehead, "How did your brain grow? It's different from normal people!"

Wei Meng knocked off Qi Jun's hand, "Of course it's different from your mental illness!"

After the two signed the rental agreement, they headed home.

The agreement was signed with Qi Jun's ID card, and Qi Jun whimpered and said, "Tell me to leave quickly, if I really leave, what else can you do? You don't have an ID card, and you can't even rent a house!"

Wei Meng frowned and said nothing, thinking about how to apply for a new ID card.

It happened to be three o'clock in the afternoon when we got back to Rujia, and it was past two o'clock check-out time. The lady at the front desk said that he would charge an extra day's room rate, and Wei Meng stomped his feet angrily.

Why don't you simply stay another night, after returning to your room, Wei Meng took a shower and waited for Ling Hao's call.

Ling Hao came here in that cool black Lamborghini. Wei Meng was afraid that Ling Hao would see Qi Jun, so he didn't let Ling Hao go upstairs, so he found an excuse to go out with Qi Jun.

Wei Meng sneaked into the Lamborghini cautiously, and said with a smile: "Oh my god, this is the first time for me to ride in such a luxurious car. It feels different from Chery QQ!"

Ling Hao's expression was extremely unnatural, and he was stunned for a while before he said, "Xiao Lu, you really don't remember this car?"

"Ah?" Wei Meng scratched his head, starting to regret his talkativeness.

Ling Hao sighed, "Forget it."

The car was driving all the way to Shunyi, just in time for the rush hour, and the Lamborghini didn't do the same thing. It was also stuck in the traffic jam, stuck on the Fourth Ring Road like a snail for an hour or so.

It was almost eight o'clock when we arrived at You Ziming's villa in Shunyi.

Ling Hao put Wei Meng down, "Go in by yourself, I won't go in, after all, it's your private matter, it's not convenient for me to go in."

Wei Meng thought about it, so he didn't say anything.

Ling Hao handed Wei Meng a backpack, "Xiaolu, here are your things, you brought them with you the day you jumped off the building, mobile phone, wallet, and keys, etc., I will give it to you first, if you need my help, Just call me anytime."

Ling Hao paused for a moment, his eyes became complicated, "Xiaolu, we will always be good friends."

Wei Meng looked at Ling Hao inexplicably, and couldn't figure out what Ling Hao was doing for a moment.