shadow striker

"Hello, judges."

"China is ashamed of you."

"Hello, can you give me another chance?"

"Get out!"

This is the preview of the new issue of "Dream Journey". "Dream Journey" is a contestant program promoted by Dragon TV in the past two years.The emphasized theme is: show us your story and talents, and we will make your wishes come true.

The most eye-catching part of this show is the hot comments from the judges, which is different from the emotional cards played by other talent shows.This kind of program style was criticized at the beginning, but this American sense of humor still attracted a large number of viewers, and made this program gradually become the trump card of Dragon TV this year.

Last year's champion said his dream was to go to Las Vegas with money in his pocket.The program group realized his wish.Last year's winner said her wish was to travel the world and wanted to go to Bolivia to see the Skylands.The program group also realized her wish.

Obviously, saying a thousand words and ten thousand words is not so effective, and the strange wishes of each champion have also become the highlight of this program.

However, this time, its new episode of the program is surprising, because...they clearly saw Yue Yihuang, who has recently become popular on the Internet, and is also talked about with friends in real life!They saw the unstoppable shadow striker in Serie A sitting between the two judges who have always been unforgiving, laughing awkwardly and embarrassingly.

There must be something wrong with the way we turned on the TV! ! !

"Yihuang, say we should eliminate him! Hurry up and say we eliminate him!" ——This is Yi Nan, the fiery beauty judge among the three judges.

"I have to say, for the sake of the ratings of our program group, we can't let such contestants advance to the next round of the competition." - This is the cold-faced and vicious tongue of the three-member judges, Jin Shi.

The young Yingfeng sitting in the middle obviously has never experienced such a battle. Facing the beautiful judge's hooked shoulders and ears, he swallowed with difficulty. Just as he was about to speak, the trailer ended up!

The people of the whole country did not agree!

Apparently they didn't expect that Yue Yihuang, who seldom accepts interviews and has hardly made an official appearance in China, will become a temporary judge of the program "Dream Journey" as soon as he appears.Perhaps everyone understands that Yue Yihuang's popularity in China is already very hot.However, no one thought that as a football player, he would have an appearance so close to the entertainment industry.

But when he actually appeared on this show, those who were curious about him all focused on this talent show that they might not pay much attention to on weekdays, and on that show Even before it aired, anticipation was high.

Then, when Saturday came, the new episode of "Dream Journey" achieved a new high ratings.

Yue Yihuang was molested by Yi Nan, a beauty judge.The teasing was only verbal at first.A man teased that his name matches Yue Yihuang very well, it feels like a husband and wife team.Then, she carried out a cuddle attack on Yue Yihuang who was still very innocent in a certain way, often showing a posture of "brothers are good", wrapping her arms around Yue Yihuang's neck.

At this time, the young shadow forward, who is so flexible on the court that he can even pass several people, will fall into a kind of rigidity that cannot be resolved.A rigidity that he thought he had concealed so well...but that he couldn't hide from the people of the country at all.

Many people exclaimed that it turned out that Yue Yihuang, who was rumored to be miraculous, was such a person.After taking off the jersey, he looks very handsome, but he will be nervous under the camera, and often under the pressure of two hot-tongued judges, he will say with difficulty: "Then I... can I abstain..."

Then, the two judges will stand one on the left and the other on the right, and with great momentum... shout at Yue Yihuang: "No!"

Every time at that time, Yue Yihuang would be silent after being startled, then slowly lower his head, and his eyebrows would be furrowed in an extremely funny arc, making people feel sympathetic to his situation and at the same time couldn't help laughing.

The addition of Yue Yihuang is undoubtedly the freshest touch in this program.Although Yue Yihuang couldn't adapt to the role he was in when he just started recording this episode.However, with the help of the other two judges, he quickly got rid of the tension and showed his more self in a relaxed way.

After the first and second episodes of the program that Yue Yihuang participated in were broadcast and received a frenzy of ratings, the third episode of the program that Yue Yihuang participated in began intense recording.

According to the contract signed by Yue Yihuang's manager Toure with the TV station, he will participate in the three episodes of the program as the lead judge.After those three episodes, regardless of the expected reception, he will need to return to Italy to shoot the new season of Chanel fragrance advertising in Milan with Chanel Totti.

This may be Yue Yihuang's... busiest summer.In just one month, he traveled back and forth between Europe and China many times, and the frequent jet lag made him feel a bit strenuous even after he had already adapted to high-intensity daily training.

But this time, he actually fell asleep while the makeup artist was applying makeup to him.

"Wake up, Yihuang sweetheart, we are going to start recording the show."

At this time, the one who came to Yue Yihuang's side was the man who served as the judge with him.Today, a man's attire reveals a little hotness in his intellectuality. Just standing next to someone can make that fellow man feel infinite pressure.Of course... Yue Yihuang is no exception.

"Yeah, you're so cute when you're asleep. I should have done that first."

Hearing a man's voice, Yue Yihuang woke up suddenly, looked around, but found that everyone had already left.He couldn't even remember to look in the mirror, so he directly rubbed his hair, looked at a man and asked, "I... can I go through like this now?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you can look on camera without makeup."

After saying this, a man grabbed the Turin team's shadow striker and strode towards the studio with great momentum.

When Yue Yihuang took his seat, the audience cheered enthusiastically, causing Yue Yihuang to turn around before taking his seat and slightly nod towards the auditorium at the back of the stage, which caused another round of boiling in the atmosphere.

However, not all the contestants who came here today have a friendly love for Yue Yihuang.

During the second hour of the program's recording, a wandering singer stepped onto the stage.

"My name is Zhang Shaolin. I have been wandering all over the country for a year. Everywhere I go, I will sing this song in the most lively place. During this year, I was chased by the police and also by the bodyguards of the mall. I have chased and played, but I never gave up, and it has also resonated with many people. I want to sing this song to the whole country. The name of this song is "This Fucking Football."

When the homeless singer said this, many people at the scene burst into laughter, but the camera was quickly cut to Yue Yihuang.The young shadow striker who became well-known to Chinese people because of his playing football frowned, but he didn't interrupt the wandering singer's narration.

"Later I discovered the program "Dream Journey". I thought this stage might make my dreams come true faster and in a greater way."

The wandering singer who said this sentence has a very strong figure, and his figure is very good. Even if he is wearing clothes that are not close to him, he can feel that he should have great muscle lines.He's more of an athlete than a singer.

When Zhang Shaolin finished speaking, the vicious judges glanced at Yue Yihuang next to him to cover up, and then said imposingly: "Please tell me your wish!"

"Sing "This Fucking Football" at the Bird's Nest in Beijing!"

When Zhang Shaolin finished speaking, the audience fell into silence for three seconds, and then everyone laughed... in a way that could fall off a chair.As for Yue Yihuang... as if he had seen something horrible, he covered his face.But all this is just the beginning.Because...Zhang Shaolin played the guitar like this, and sang after a prelude chord.

"What's a ball, what's a football, you're just a ball, buddy."

"If you get kicked, you have to roll. You think you are noble, buddy."

When the first line of the lyrics was sung, the laughter of the audience couldn't stop.Especially... Zhang Shaolin added a very novel way of singing when he sang this song.For example... the ending of each sentence "Ah buddy" ends with a hiccup after eating full, accompanied by a full-bodied singing. Except for Yue Yihuang, the other three people on the judging panel are already laughing. I was so staggered that I couldn't straighten up anymore.

Until Zhang Shaolin sang with a difficult singing method back and forth between the true and false notes: "Ah... this fucking football~! Ah... the **** who lost the ball for a lifetime~! Fucking the whole life, oh, oh, oh...ah Dude!", the song has almost become a disaster for the whole audience.This time... Even Yue Yihuang, who covered his eyes and main expression with a slap, began to tremble his shoulders.

The man who couldn't help laughing, in order to prevent himself from falling off the chair, she couldn't help grabbing Yue Yihuang's shoulders with great strength.When Zhang Shaolin was still looking at the judging panel as seriously as when he came on stage after singing, even Jin Shi, who has always been known for his cold face and vicious tongue, couldn't help but joked.

"Shaolin, that... your name is Zhang Shaolin, right? I don't think you are suitable to be a singer. Although your voice is very good, I think you may be more suitable to be a comedian."

At this time, the man sat up straight again after Yue Yihuang carefully pulled back his arm, but he still didn't smile enough and said: "Oh, I can't do it anymore. When he came up, I really didn't expect him to leave. This route. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Jinshi, when we’re all laughing like this, this young man surnamed Zhang hasn’t laughed before, and just keeps looking at us coldly.”

The man who said these words couldn't help but look at Zhang Shaolin a few more times, and then turned back to look at Jin Shi who was separated from her by Yue Yihuang.But after looking at the man in this way, he discovered the problem.After looking back and forth between Zhang Shaolin and Yue Yihuang many times in amazement, he said loudly:

"No! This young man surnamed Zhang seems to have been staring at us Yihuang with a posture of 'I'll kill you with my eyes' since his debut!"

This is almost something that has never happened since the show started.However, after Yi Nan finished speaking, Zhang Shaolin was still staring at Yue Yihuang with that introverted, ferocious expression.

Up until this moment, when he was a judge, he had never talked very much, and Yue Yihuang realized that he still had to say something.After hesitating for a moment, he chose a gentler way to the homeless singer who was being "reviewed" by them on the stage.

"Can you tell me why you hate football so much?"

Zhang Shaolin nodded very solemnly, and then said in a serious and earnest tone that was completely different from the one he gave just now: "I used to be a student of the Beijing Real Madrid Youth Training Camp."

When Zhang Shaolin said this sentence, the audience fell silent from the hilarious laughter just now.

"You may not know what the Beijing Real Madrid Youth Academy is. It is actually a youth academy jointly run by Real Madrid and China. Real Madrid provides technology and coaches, and China provides money. It is said that it is to train and transport talents for the Chinese national team. Fundamentally improve the ranking of the national football team in the world. At that time, many children who liked football thought they were probably playing for real, but now I only want to use two words to comment on this youth training camp. Fuck it.”

When talking about this passage, Zhang Shaolin showed a sad and mocking expression.

"What about cultivating talents, what we only care about is playing football, and other things will be solved for us by the youth training camp. After a long time, children from rich families only go in because they like to play. We never know what the coach from Spain is talking about. , the translator will think we are troublesome, let alone the Chinese coach, virtue."

In just 2 minutes, the atmosphere of the audience changed from hilarious laughter to silence, and then to contemplation.What completes this series of transformations is only a boy's creation full of unwillingness and irony, and... the past he narrates in simple words.

"Until now, I can say that I was the best striker in our class. But look at what I am doing now. Their rich people, those with power in their families, can't see us The people who come in steal their limelight. If they meet someone like me and don’t want to let them go in an important game, they will just make mistakes in the game. They are not reconciled if they don’t win! A game a year and a half ago In the training match, I was kicked by them and my leg was seriously injured. After that, I had the desire I just mentioned. Very strong."

After Zhang Shaolin said this, he lowered his head.Then, he stared at Yue Yihuang again, like a poisonous snake.Unexpectedly, he showed hostility towards Yue Yihuang who was sitting on the judging panel.