shadow striker

If you ask what is the hottest thing this summer?

The answer, of course, can only be football.

In the summers of previous years, it was always the time when the ratings of talent shows carefully planned by many TV stations reached an all-round increase.But now, the ratings of those programs have plummeted across the board.All sports TV stations are rolling football-related programs, and even local satellite TV's 06:30 news also uses a large section to report football matches.

And all this ushered in a new round of upsurge after the Chinese team drew with Spain in the opening game of the World Cup.

This news has been repeated over and over again on the Internet, and many TV stations have reported the Chinese team's draw with Spain since the morning news, and reported it again in the afternoon news.

But for this kind of news, repeated swiping the screen again and again did not arouse disgust at all.

Many men were moved to burst into tears.There are many people who read more and more news about football that night, but they are unwilling to stop knowing that new news will not come out so soon.

【Too domineering!In today's competition, Yue Yihuang was as domineering as a king! 】

[Regarding the important role played by Yue Yihuang last night, the technology emperor said that he has something to say]

[Four years ago we were still a mess, but today we are already a team! 】

[If we can liberate the best shadow striker in the team, how many goals can we score? 】

【Although the final result was a draw, anyone who watched the last 15 minutes carefully will know that we actually won that game! 】

[I want to organize a post about the second generation of the most handsome official in the country. I will start with the photos of Brother Yue in the Barcelona youth training camp with pictures and texts. Anyone interested? 】

This is a professional player, but he may not be able to shake off all those first-line idol stars based on his face alone, but coupled with his temperament, he only needs to take the ball and run for two steps on the court. Celebrity fans got cold feet.

In the game the night before, although Yue Yihuang didn't score a final goal, his attack in the last minute surprised everyone who watched the game in front of the TV.

Advertisers are in a hurry, they are anxious to find Yue Yihuang to shoot the advertisement, they only have a total of two or three months, but Yue Yihuang's advertising ban has not been lifted at all!Many advertisers cursed in their hearts, what kind of bastards made Yue Yihuang unhappy four years ago! !

In this land, only people have been blocked, but no one has decided not to participate in all commercial activities like Yue Yihuang! !

Do you know how much the ratings of those commercials shot with many stars can increase dramatically as long as Yue Yihuang's face appears! !

Do you know how good the business of Armani, who has hired Yue Yihuang as the spokesperson for the Asian region, is recently!

Knowing that Durex released the news that Yue Yihuang had been invited to participate in the filming of the next season's commercial, did it go directly to Weibo's trending list!

Bear boy, you have the ability to accept advertisements from foreign companies, so don't close the door when we come to you with money!

Open the door, Yihuang!We know you're in it! !

[Yihuang told me yesterday that he would consider re-accepting a business invitation from a Chinese company if he could help the Chinese team qualify for the group stage this time when chatting with me on the phone using the aerial projection on his mobile phone]

At about eleven o'clock in the morning of the next day, the famous Italian football star Francesco posted such a microblog in Chinese that he would die if he didn't show off.

I heard that even Francisco's Chinese assistant who is proficient in Italian is co-authored with Yue Yihuang. In recent years, the Weibo has only been translated into Chinese by the assistant lady.Many times, even if he is heartthrob Francisco, people want to slap him in the face.

Call and chat!Or aerial projection! !There is no need to pull hatred like this!

Although I was thinking so resentfully in my heart, a group of people still went to Francisco’s Weibo for nothing. Those who can speak Italian should use Italian, and those who can’t speak Italian should use English. On the broken Chinese, he hugged his thigh and cried, asking Francisco to tell Yue Yihuang, remember to come back if he doesn't get out of the line! ! !It doesn't matter whether you get out or not!It really doesn't matter! ! !As a human being, happiness is the most important thing! !

Everyone who was used to Francisco's tone thought that such Weibo was enough to attract hatred.But... the imagination of the masses is obviously not enough.

A female fan left a message under Francisco's Weibo: [Sisco Sisco, Durex said that they have invited Yihuang to shoot the commercial for the next season, but that is Durex! !Will you ask to shoot a very restricted commercial with European and American female models!That is not suitable for us Yihuang! 】

Just below that message, Francisco's account gave this reply: [No, Durex's product manager showed me a lot of their previous advertisements when he came to communicate, this time the advertisement shooting should go It is a creative and interesting route. 】

Many people rubbed their eyes when they saw this reply. They didn't know what was wrong but they just felt that something was wrong.

This tone...

this tone...

There is a sense of long-lost familiarity! ! !

This reply... Who sent it! ! ! !

It was just a blink of an eye, and there were hundreds of replies and forwards under that reply.

Then in the blink of an eye, the very familiar reply just now has been deleted!

deleted!

deleted!

It was deleted! ! !

Brothers and sisters, what are you waiting for!Hang a screenshot! ! ! !

[It’s Yihuang, it’s Yihuang on the cliff, I didn’t see anyone saying that the product manager of Durex came to show “me” a lot, and if someone finds Yihuang to shoot an advertisement, he can also introduce others to the previous advertising ideas of the product. ...]

【This tone... really looks like Yihuang.The Chinese around Francisco is so good, except for the Chinese assistant lady, there is only Yihuang. 】

【No Xinghu!Condom ads are meant to be sexy!The creative and interesting route is aimed at all ages! !Where is the dignity of condoms! 】

A lot of comments like this appeared, and after seeing this hidden truth... there was a sense of disobedience that this might be a Weibo account run by a couple in the legend...

On the other side, Yue Yihuang closed his mobile website with a trembling hand.Just now, just because he was a little curious about what everyone was talking about, he logged into Weibo with his lover's account.Anyone who asks Weibo not to log in to the account will not be shown.But it was only for a short time...he felt that he had gotten into trouble again!

With a guilty conscience, he looked at the other three national team teammates who followed the coach to the press conference, and after making sure that there was nothing unusual on their faces, Yue Yihuang put on a very serious look.But on the way to the conference hall downstairs of the hotel where they stayed to attend the press conference, Lei Hao called Yue Yihuang's name in embarrassment, and even signaled Yingfeng to go over, because he had something to say.

"Ahem, Yihuang, tell me honestly if you already have a girlfriend."

Yue Yihuang, whose shoulders were hooked by Lei Hao, suddenly paused, then swallowed his saliva and asked, "You...why do you ask that?"

"I heard it in the locker room after the game last night. You were telling your girlfriend I love you, right? I've been wondering why you don't have a girlfriend. If you want to be popular, there are not many domestic rivals. You are very popular and don’t have a girlfriend yet. It turns out that you had a girlfriend earlier in the morning, but you just kept it from everyone? Are you worried that she will be attacked by your female fans?”

"I... I actually..."

"You don't need to say it, brother, I know it all. When you are happy, just show me your girlfriend's photo. I just take a look, and I won't let you upload it to my phone. I promise not Go outside and talk nonsense. I just want to see what kind of girl can catch your eyes. It must be more beautiful than Chanel Totti."

After finishing speaking, Lei Hao showed Yue Yihuang an expression of "I know everyone", and then went to talk to Zheng Qun again.Chen Shen on the side glanced at Yue Yihuang inquiringly, which made Yue Yihuang feel a little cool behind him.

Not knowing which tendon was wrong, Yue Yihuang sent a text message to his manager Toure with great anxiety:

[If, I mean, if, one day, my relationship with Francisco is exposed, what should I do? 】

After 10 minutes, when Yue Yihuang had entered the conference room specially prepared for them by the hotel where he was staying, Toure replied: 【Don't worry, no one will really believe it.Are there few rumors and photos between you these years? 】

【Then, what if...】

This time, Toure's reply was very quick and concise: [Let me jump into the Po River]