There's something wrong with my world

Appreciate

Siwei was educated to be a grateful person since he was a child, so after he succeeded and his eternal god Qingjiu—that is, Jing Pei—HE, he did something special to be grateful to him. He squatted together under the Qingjiu Pit, crying and begging the hard-working brothers and sisters who had ten watches a day.

"Brothers, today is the tenth watch of Qingjiu's great master." Siwei said in Qingjiu's official group wearing a vest of "Uncle Nine's Love Tiger Oil".

Qingjiu has an official group, which has always been managed by the editors of the website. Because of his heroic rewards and reader points, Siwei was fortunate to become a member of this core group before he and Jing Pei became friends. The famous kind.Now, because of the dual identities of Qingjiu's family member and the director of the website, he finally has the identity of...an administrator, so happy! [Is it okay to be a little promising?

The beginning of human beings: The computer was brutally murdered by a bear child, my teacher Cang, my Maria, and my 10 G.Sad face.

Kinky Poetry: Like it

Blue: like +1

A good friend walks away for a lifetime: [candle]

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All kinds of likes and candles fly in the middle, and by the way, the technology emperor despises stupid humans, as long as the hard drive is still there, he will save everything.

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A good poem with a kinky hand: Qiao Duo sacks, Brother Hu appeared just now?

Blue: Who is Brother Tiger?

A good friend goes away for a lifetime: Brother Hu really came out! ! !The local tyrant begs to hug his thigh! ! !Shit, I just checked the records, [screenshot], @九叔的爱白沙油, Brother Hu, are you kidding me?

At the beginning of life: Brother Hu can't stop taking medicine.Reply Lan, are you kidding me?Look at the administrators, look at the number one in the reader rankings, why do unknown creatures keep appearing in the group recently, are we still the most core group of veterans?

23333333: Brother Hu, why abandon treatment, you love to dream and coax yourself to play, we don’t stop you, but you don’t even coax us to coax you together, Uncle Jiu has been unwavering for [-] years every day, remembering that you and Brother Hao spent tens of millions each, Uncle also sticks to the principle and doesn't add a word!Wake up, hurry up and touch the seal from the dream!

Uncle Nine's Love Tiger Oil: Questioning the prestige of the administrator, bad reviews, fuck off!

What is the fourth brother's favorite: Uncle Nine is on a business trip and asked you to help change it?

Lan: I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't realize it for a while, it turns out that Brother Hu is another name for "Uncle Nine's Love Tiger Oil" that has been rumored for a long time in the world.The truth upstairs?

Humanity: Shit, really?Monster, hand over the manuscript to Grandpa Monkey and spare your life, otherwise...

A good friend walks away for a lifetime: Aww, what day is it today, Brother Hu and Brother Hao have both appeared, please hug your thigh! ! !

233333333: The truth about Brother Hao?The administrator is good, ask the administrator to cover it!

Uncle Nine's Love Tiger Oil: Well, I have all ten chapters in my hand, so I decided to make a big one!

Qingjiu: Even though I am out of town, I know that there is something called mobile QQ in this world.

At the beginning of man: ...

A good poem of obscenity: ...

blue:……

A good friend walks away forever: ...

The fourth brother likes it the most: ... Xiaowei, you are dead.

Uncle Nine's Love Tiger Oil: If you dare to reveal the real name of labor and management, you will die! PS: My dear, you showed up too late. I have already sent out all ten updates. Thank you. Good people and good deeds are what I should do. Just call me Red Scarf.Tomorrow’s 1 characters, please use your mobile phone too~ I love you for [-] years~

At the beginning of a person: Xiaowei?Scared to pee, Brother Hu is a woman?Horrified face.

A good poem with a kinky hand: Brother Hu, please make friends!

Blue: Check out the update!

Good friends go away for a lifetime: Brother Hu is a woman?not happy!Bad review!

Then?Then Jing Pei learned that no matter how much he begged him for danger, he would never give him the life experience of saving manuscripts.On the Internet, after Uncle Jiu, Qingjiu has a new nickname "Shiro" to commemorate the one night ten times in his life.

Brilliant

At the writer's rich list awards ceremony, Siwei hugged Jing Pei who was about to accept the award on stage, and whispered in his ear: "You are the eternal god in my heart, the most shining star."

Jing Pei didn't say anything, but quickly let go of his precarious embrace, and came to the stage with a decent smile to accept the award.

It was only when he was delivering his speech that Jing Pei stared at the direction of Siwei and said affectionately: "Because of you, I am what I am today. You are the most shining in my heart, my dear."

Children

At Mohan's insistence, Siwei had no choice but to use his and Jing Pei's sperm and an egg from an outstanding woman in the egg gene bank to have a son and a daughter with an even better surrogate mother.They are a pair of identical twins, who look exactly the same. In other words, one of the twins will definitely be unlucky because of their looks when they grow up.

After growing up and looking at the children, Siwei is very lucky. Fortunately, it is the son, not the daughter, who is unlucky.He meant that a prettier son is better than an overly heroic daughter, right?

Siwei's son said that this is not good at all!

Defend

As a well-known writer and entrepreneur, the news that Jing Pei married a mysterious male director of the Si Group caused an uproar and a lot of criticism, and most of the criticism focused on Jing Pei, because a In the beginning, Jing Pei was just a novelist, but Siwei owns an entire business empire. No matter how I think about it, Jing Pei has nothing to do with unspoken rules.

Of course, from Jing Pei's point of view, part of the reason for this matter is that Mohan also has a lot of involvement in the domestic media industry.

But no matter what, Jing Pei was completely hacked.

Siwei, who seldom appears in public, specially accepted an interview about his marriage, but his central idea was only one: "My marriage is not up to others to intervene. If anyone is dissatisfied, I am willing to come and talk to you personally The other party talks about life!"

It was a rare tough moment in Siwei's life. He defended Jing Pei and their marriage with the strongest attitude.

Enjoy

Jing Pei has always been a person who loves to enjoy himself. He drinks the best wine, drives the best car, and enjoys the most material life in the world.

Siwei is different, because he was taught by his parents to be diligent and frugal since he was a child. Although he does not say that he will live a hard life, but he is just "able to wear enough flowers". He is not very fond of buying things that can easily cost millions. Except for the matter of rewarding Qingjiu, he has almost never had any particularly wasteful behavior.

Wen Xiao said, how do you fall in love with different worldviews?Even if they are barely together, there will definitely be a lot of quarrels in the future.

As a result, Wen Xiao didn't expect that Siwei was very lazy, so lazy that he wouldn't even ask about the cost, he would accept whatever Jing Pei did.

And Jing Pei also seemed indifferent to Siwei's thrift. His life experience allowed him to not only afford the top Italian custom-made suits, but also habitually spread out a large white T-shirt worth tens of dollars a piece. When someone asked him When this would lose his identity, he would smile and ask, what is identity?My real identity is that I wear a shirt worth tens of dollars, and others can only praise me.

Family

Home is a kind of spiritual belonging. As an orphan, Jing Pei has always wanted a home, so he has a sense of crisis.The family that can bring him all the warmth and hope.

However, Jing Pei and Si Wei have always had a big discrepancy in terms of family members. For example, Jing Pei has always felt that there are only two family members: him and Si Wei.

Siwei had a big disagreement with him, such as... "Then where do you put our children?"

"Sooner or later, they will grow up and leave us to build their own homes. Many foreign people have this attitude, and so do wolves. If we are not cruel to children, how will they face the cruel world in the future? You should love your children, not dote on them, you will harm them." Jing Pei replied plausibly.

"But they are only one year old now!" Siwei looked at his lover dumbfounded.

"Yeah, they're only one year old, and you already get up to make milk powder for them even at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and hang around them every day. If they get older, the consequences will be unimaginable. This is to completely turn me from The rhythm of driving out the bedroom? I was wrong before, and I strongly demand that these two little devils be sent to Mohan for education."

"..." Kneeling to the uncle, "What about my elder brother Mohan?"

"Is he related to you by blood?"

"No, but..."

"Does he have a formal adoption relationship with you on legal documents?"

"No, but..."

"He is just your assistant and subordinate in the company. Are you in a superior-subordinate relationship, my dear, or do you want to tell me that you and your employees are in the same family, regardless of each other?"

"No, listen to me!" The expression on Siwei's face was on the verge of going berserk.

"you say.

"...I don't know what to say, but I want to tell you that our son and daughter, as well as Brother Mo, must be counted as family members! It's such a happy decision, no objection, no appeal! Or tonight You go to sleep in the study, and sleep until you figure it out."

"Yes, dear, the five of us are an auspicious family." Jing Pei immediately rebelled.

Genius

"Don't you think you're living under a lot of pressure?" Wenxiao asked Siwei one day.

"How?" Si Wei looked puzzled.

"==Everyone around you is a genius, only you are an ordinary person, can you really adapt well?" Wen Xiao began to distance Siwei one by one, needless to say, Mohan, a business tycoon, who broke into Wall Street alone Genius; Jing Pei can succeed in any line of work, literature, business, music, painting, he has achieved countless achievements in [-] fields in his life, and it is said that except for the first two fields, all others are because of Siwei liked it, and Jing Pei went to dabble in it; even Siwei's two sons and daughters are also known as precocious.Wen Xiao felt that if he lived among such a group of people, he might have gone crazy already.

Siwei smiled slightly: "Of course there is pressure, otherwise why would I choose to be friends with you?"

"..."

Siwei feels that the biggest distress in his life is that although he has only one legal lover, the other party always has a way to make him feel that he is actually having sex with six people.And it is very shameless that this personality or that personality has not been satisfied with the righteous request to do it again, again and again...it is endless!

Island

There is a little pink on Weibo who made complaints about a blind date and met JP again, [The other party said to me with contempt: "I can't compare with you who only stay at home, my parents are used to It’s not like me, as soon as I graduated from university, I was admitted as a civil servant, and the various welfare funds are about 5000 a month, and you can earn so much by writing novels for a few months?” I answered the other party calmly, I am not well-known, and I can’t make money How much, it takes about ten days to earn it, just kidding. 】This topic finally led to a survey. What is the biggest item that an online author has bought for himself with the author’s fee? Travel, car, house, and car plus house, the answers are increasing step by step, which makes people a little excited for no reason.

Later, Hexie.com organized an event on YY to celebrate the New Year with well-known writers Qi. When it was Qingjiu's turn to be interviewed, some readers asked Qingjiu this question.

Qingjiu pondered for a moment, then replied: "I gave my lover an island as a wedding present."

"..." The audience was silent, and when the great master came out, who would fight for the front.

When people call out local tyrants, they don't know that the price per square meter of some small islands in foreign countries is actually much cheaper than that of imperial capitals and magic capitals.

Journey

After getting older, Siwei finally evolved from a dead house to a donkey friend, because he felt that both he and Jing Pei needed to develop a good body, so that they could be with each other for a longer time.

Key

When Jing Pei first got married, there was one thing that worried Jing Pei, that is, there were too many people who had the keys to their house!Besides him, Siwei and a pair of children, there will always be many strange people who have the keys to their house.Just like Mohan, and Li Tezhu next to Mohan, when even Wen Xiao had a key, Jing Pei broke out completely.

"I don't want to see strange people in our kitchen, guest room, or living room sofa when I wake up the next day!" Jing Pei said to Si Wei.

"But Brother Mo, Li Tezhu and Wen Xiao are not strange people."

"Did you hand over the keys to others casually in your previous life?" Jing Pei decided to change the example.

"That's right." Siwei replied as a matter of course, "Didn't you meet me when you were Jing Xiaoyu? If you don't have the key, why would Special Assistant Li come home and ask me to go to the company?"

"..." you won, "but now this is our home for two, er, four people, I can take care of you if you have anything, don't give the key to others, okay? I always wanted to have my own Your own home, your own key, you always make me feel that our home is actually a hotel."

"Okay." Knowing a mistake and correcting it has always been one of the greatest advantages of being prepared for danger.

Jing Pei was very happy, but this happiness could not last until the next day, because Mohan still showed up at his breakfast table without knocking on the door as usual.

"How is this going?"

"Today, the company has an annual meeting that requires Siwei to attend, but Siwei asked Li Tezhu's key away, so I had no choice but to help Li Tezhu open the door, and I came to have breakfast with you by the way, and then took Siwei to the company , won’t you not welcome me?”

Of course not welcome!

The children shouted "Uncle" in surprise after getting up, and the sound of the children's father booing along with him made Jing Pei have no time to say these words.

"Mohan also left a key?"

"Yeah, didn't you say that only family members can hold the keys?"

"...as if I hadn't said anything."

Love

Siwei feels that there is one truth in this world that is eternal. He loves Jing Pei, and Jing Pei also loves him, until the last moment of their lives.Siwei has described a similar scene countless times. He and Jing Pei were lying in the coffin hand in hand. They gave each other a last look and said I love you. Okay, now we can die together.

Money

There is no doubt that Mo Han is rich, and Jing Pei is also rich, but Si Wei is the richest.

"How is it possible!" The grown-up twins expressed that they could not accept this fact. The father who would still grab snacks from them at this age did not look like he could own such a big business.

"Because your uncle is actually working for your father, and my salary card has always been in your father's hands, and I need him to give me every month's pocket money." Jing Pei said in a very natural tone In his opinion, it is very common, but it is something that tests the hearts of others.

"It's incredible that our family has not gone bankrupt for so many years." The twins said with emotion.

Jing Pei shrugged and didn't say anything. He didn't tell the twins that the real reason the money was in Siwei's name was that he and Mohan couldn't trust each other. Of course they still manage the money, but the money can only be used by Siwei. .

News

Siwei and Jing Pei have made countless news headlines in their lives due to various reasons, but Jing Pei's favorite is the entertainment headline that reported their marriage.He even cut out the newspaper news that reported the incident around the world that day, and made several sets of scrapbooks, one for keeping in the safe, one for appreciation in his office, and one for Telling their rivals in Siwei's office that Siwei is already in possession, and the last trick is used to stimulate his friends.

After the fusion of the world, Wen Xiao and Wen Boyi also survived. Their identities are respectively the lifelong unmarried His Majesty the King and the lifelong unmarried His Majesty the Prince. They have many things that others cannot have, but it is a pity that they are missing a wedding of the century .

Office

Everyone's office will be very different because of the different personalities of the individual.

Just like Siwei's office, in addition to motion game consoles, there are also various game consoles.

Mohan is an out-and-out workaholic. Apart from the more personal pictures of Siwei in his office, it is difficult to find anything other than work.

And Jing Pei...his office is full of Siwei, all kinds of Siwei, the clipped version of their wedding report mentioned earlier, the group photo with Siwei, the alone photo of Siwei, the group photo of Siwei and the children, The pillow that lures Siwei's head, everything about Siwei, this place should not be called an office, but the exhibition hall of Siwei's personal collection.Every time Jing Pei, the director, needs to meet with his partners, the secretary is too embarrassed to bring the guests to Jing Pei's office.

Partiality

The elder sister of the twins always felt that his father and uncle were too partial to her younger brother, and the most unacceptable thing for her was that the reason they favored her younger brother was not because they favored sons over daughters, but because the younger brother had a personality like his father!

The younger brother of the twins always felt that his father was too partial to his sister, and it was because of no reason, just because she was the only woman in the family.

Jing Pei has always felt that since the family had children, Siwei has been too partial to them, and he is really not happy at all!

Mohan always felt that Siwei was too partial to Jing Pei, his lover.

Probably only Siwei in this family did not feel any partiality, because he was the one who was favored the most ╮(╯_╰)╭Quiet (quiet)

On the third day after Siwei's son and daughter went to kindergarten, the kindergarten aunt responded that the two children were too quiet, no matter how she coaxed them, they would not talk to her or communicate with others.

Siwei has a headache for this.

"But they're not noisy, aren't they?" Jing Pei gave such a magical answer after hearing it, "Which family doesn't like to have a pair of obedient and quiet children? I think they are very good, dear Yes, you think too much."

"I think too much?! He actually said I think too much!" Siwei complained to Mohan.

"Well, Jing Pei is too annoying, let's get a divorce." After many years, Mo Han still did not give up the idea of ​​breaking up Siwei and Jing Pei. Too strong, Mohan is always afraid that Siwei will suffer a loss, and even more afraid that he will not know that he is suffering a loss, "However, I have to agree with him on one point, the children are very good like this."

"Then why are they so quiet, they will be autistic if they don't have friends."

"Okay, I'll talk to them."

In the end, Mohan came to the conclusion through the conversation that Siwei’s sons and daughters are not really quiet and lonely, but they think that the children in the kindergarten are too immature. They don’t bother to play with those children at all. They play well by themselves .

In other words, the twins look at everyone with "stupid mortals" eyes.

"They must have been taught badly by the two of you, you have to take responsibility!" Siwei was furious.

Both Jing Pei and Mo Han were puzzled, and at the same time they seemed to be saying, what did they do wrong?

"..."

Restaurant

"Which restaurant do you usually like to eat?" the reporter asked Jing Pei.

"I usually like to eat at home." Jing Pei replied.

"why?"

Because if I don't go home and cook, someone will starve to death and not go out, or slow suicide with takeout.Jing Pei thought so, but the answer was: "In my opinion, preparing food for your lover is a way of expressing love."

"Which restaurant do you usually like to eat?" the reporter asked Siwei.

"I usually like to eat at home." Siwei replied.

"why?"

Because I'm too lazy to go out!Siwei thought of this, but his answer was: "There is no better food in this world than my wife's cooking."

The reporter said that the couple was really very affectionate.

Satisfy (to satisfy, to satisfy)

The only thing Jing Pei made Mohan feel satisfied was probably before Siwei's wedding, he asked him: "You really don't regret it? You have to know that if you make Siwei have even a trace of regret in the future, I will It will make your life worse than death."

And Jing Pei's answer is "I always liked a story in the orphanage when I was a child. It said that the king had two daughters. They both had the ability to turn their tears into diamonds. The eldest princess married a rich prince. After marriage, the couple became richer with the tears of the eldest princess. The second princess married a rancher, and they were just ranchers all their lives. Before the king died, he asked the husband of the second princess, why don't you use my daughter's tears How about earning more money? The rancher replied to the king, because I don’t want her to shed a tear, and I am willing to be a rancher all my life for her.”

Mohan took a deep look at Jing Pei: "I hope you will always remember what you said today."

After Siwei and Jing Pei got married, Siwei always maintained a happy mood, until the moment of his death, he did not shed a single tear as Jing Pei promised Mohan back then.

This is the only thing Mohan is satisfied with Jing Pei in his life.

Tombstone

Siwei and Jing Pei's tombstones read "Now, their love is eternal".

Uncle (uncle; uncle)

"When will I become an uncle?" Siwei asked Mohan, the subtext means when are you going to have a baby for me to play with.

"I think it is enough for us to have one uncle here." Mohan answered Siwei in this way, "Because the responsibility of the uncle is huge, he is responsible for being the only normal person in the family and teaching the children what a normal life is." The subtext is Siwei and Jing Pei are not normal people.

"..." Are you really my brother?

Vagary

Siwei is a whimsical person, there is no doubt about it, just look at his mobile phone pet called Jiji in the bathtub, you can understand.

Wish

It was reported on TV that the once-in-a-thousand-year meteor shower is coming, and Si Wei excitedly took his family to the mountains for a picnic, watching the meteor shower by the way.As a result, Jing Peiku sat for the whole night and Mao didn't like it, Siwei and the children slept soundly.After waking up, Siwei was very depressed, and then ignited his fighting spirit. He said that he must wait for a meteor shower to make a wish!

"Can we stop watching meteor showers next time?" Jing Pei said to Si Wei with dark circles under his eyes, "Just tell me what you want to achieve, and I will help you accomplish it. I swear."

"Father, can I not go to kindergarten today?" The youngest son immediately drew inferences, which was what he wanted to make on Meteor.

"Yes." Immortal Jing Pei fulfilled the youngest son's wish.

"I want to sleep with Dad tonight." The eldest daughter also expressed her wish.

"...Okay." Jing Pei reluctantly gave up.

Then the three pairs of burning eyes looked at Siwei together: "Then what about you?"

"I just want to watch a meteor shower. QAQ"

"..."

In April of the next year, Jing Pei really fulfilled Yinzuo's wish. Through the astronomical telescope, Yinzuo saw a once-in-a-thousand-year Virgo meteor shower: "Are you satisfied now?"

"En." Siwei smiled contentedly.

"What did you wish for?"

"Secret, how about you?"

"It's also a secret."

In the end, their wishes came true, and they made a wish to be together for the rest of their lives.

"Dad, what are the English words that start with X?"

"...Uh, does X-ray count? Why don't you call your uncle?"

"Forget it, when I didn't ask."

"Father, what are the English words that start with X?"

"Xalloy, copper-aluminum alloy, xanthochroid, blond Caucasian, xenogeneic, foreign currency that was originally issued and circulated abroad... What, are you going to take the exam?"

"Yes, thank you, Father."

After receiving different answers, the twins expressed on Weibo that this is the difference between a father and a father.

Young

When the twins grew up, and even had their own children, they always liked to call Siwei and Jing Pei "old man" and "my old man", but Siwei was very dissatisfied, he felt that he was still very young .

Unconvinced by his old age, Si Wei decided to make himself look younger, so he asked Jing Pei: "What songs are young people listening to now?"

"You can find out by looking through the music player on the eldest granddaughter's optical brain."

So, when the twins came to see Siwei and Jingpei again, before they went upstairs, they heard ghostly cries and wolf howls from their own house: "Father, what are you doing?"

"Grandpa, is this the title of DT's latest album "Love You, Love You, Love You to Death"?" asked the eldest granddaughter.

"Yes, yes, grandpa likes to listen to this the most." Si Wei said as he endured the load on his heart.

"Ah, I love DT the most. Mom and uncle are too outdated, even DT doesn't know."

"Well, they are old, don't play with them." Si Wei said.

Twins can't laugh or cry, they shouldn't be so narrow-minded.

Zenith (Apex)

Every story has its end, every big winner in life also has the highest peak in life, and every couple must have their favorite moment.And drama is to stay at their most splendid apex forever.

Let the glory be eternal, let the love be eternal.

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