Everyone Loves the Bishop

I took it for granted, "Isn't it?"

Ji Qingzhi said that the whole Zhengyi Church thought Li Yulin was my favorite man, and when I asked Li Yulin who took the initiative, he also said that I took the initiative, so if we are together, who is next?

Li Yulin scolded: "Do your daydream!"

I said, "Aren't you here? Am I here? I am a majestic leader of the Justice Church, how can someone touch my ass?"

Li Yulin bumped into me on this issue, he wondered: "Why can't you let your ass be touched, how precious is your ass?"

I said: "Don't lie to me, even if I lose my memory, it's not so easy to fool!"

Li Yulin said: "You don't believe it?"

"I don't believe it!"

Li Yulin said: "Then why don't we try it?"

I was startled: "How do you want to try?" A thought suddenly popped up in my mind, and I felt a sense of crisis in my heart. I spread my legs and was about to run away, but Li Yulin grabbed me and said, "Don't move."

He looked serious when he said this, and he didn't mean to be joking at all, so I just sat there dumbfounded.Li Yulin stared at me without blinking, his eyes were so tender that it was tiresome.

He seduced, "How about we try?"

I swallowed nervously, and said, "Can I say no?"

Li Yulin directly used actions instead of answers, and he blocked my mouth with his mouth.I suddenly couldn't turn my head, so I blinked and stared at him, and he covered my eyes with his hands in frustration.

As soon as he covered it like this, I simply closed my eyes obediently, because I was also very curious in my heart, what is the taste of this broken sleeve!

Li Yulin took my lips in his mouth and rubbed them a few times, then opened my lips and slipped his tongue in.His lips were very soft, and the tip of his tongue was scratching around my mouth. I couldn't help but get a little excited, and grabbed him and kissed him back.This back and forth, but there is some taste of scrambling.

We fought over a cup of tea in full swing, Li Yulin let go of me out of breath, and said, "Go to bed?"

I immediately woke up from being confused and infatuated. You said two men with broken sleeves had sex, what else can you do?I said: "Go to bed, go to bed, but I'm only allowed to touch your ass, you don't want to touch mine!"

Li Yulin suddenly asked: "Is your martial arts still there?"

I thought about it, and said: "It should be here." Now I have amnesia, and it's not that people have abolished martial arts.

Li Yulin pointed to the stool next to him, and said, "Then try smashing it with your hands."

I lifted my spirits, gave a "drink" sound, and slapped the palm of my hand on the wooden bench, and then said "Ah!", crying bitterly and covering my hands.According to legend, isn't this seat unrivaled in miraculous skills, invincible, and even saved the beauty eighteen times as a hero in front of the martial arts leader!Why can't even smash a stool now!

Li Yulin calmly said from the side: "If that's the case, I don't have anything to worry about." After that, he picked me up and walked to the bed. "I must do you today!"

Li Yulin has some kung fu, and I can't use my magical skills, so he is naturally weaker than him. Seeing him dragging me to the bed and pawing me up and down, I was angry: "Li Yulin, if you dare to touch my ass today, I will I will break my friendship with you!"

Li Yulin said: "Isn't it just touching the buttocks, how can it be so serious?"

I said angrily, "Try it!"

Li Yulin stopped taking off my pants and said, "Are you serious?"

I snorted and said, "I seem to be joking? If you dare to touch my ass today, you will have to deal with the consequences yourself!" I woke up with amnesia and found that I had broken my sleeve. It's sad enough to be hacked into pieces, but now you still dare to spank my ass!Think of me as a handsome seven-foot man, the leader of the Justice Church, if I can't even keep my butt, I might as well die!

Seeing my serious expression, Li Yulin said, "If I don't touch it, I won't touch it! What's the big deal!"

I said: "If you have the ability, don't touch it for the rest of your life!"

Li Yulin snorted, packed up his messy clothes and left.

I sat on the bed with lingering fear, thinking that although I saved my butt this time, I can't sit still!With my past skills, I have rarely encountered opponents in the arena. It must not be a problem to win Li Yulin. I must revive the former glory!

I summoned Ji Qingzhi and said, "I have lost my memory, and I can't use all my internal energy. Do you have a way to restore my original power?"

Ji Qing was startled, thought for a moment and said: "The leader's inner strength is profound and will never be lost easily. If you forget how to use it, just review it a little, and you will definitely be able to recover."

I said: "But now I can't even smash a stool!"

Ji Qingzhi lifted up his sleeves, stretched out his hands and said, "Master, please do it with your subordinates. Relax your limbs, store your qi in the dantian, sink your qi into the spring, and then use your strength from the roots!" With a light tap, a stool in his hand fell apart, and he said, "Master, do you understand?"

I sneered and asked, "Dare to ask where Dantian is..."

Ji Qingzhi: "...〒_〒"

He pointed to my navel and said, "The dantian is here."

"I understand!" I relaxed my limbs, stored my qi in my dantian, let my qi sink and spring up, and my strength came from the roots!

"Drink! (╰_╯)"

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After a stick of incense

Ji Qingzhi: "Go and invite Hall Master Lin~"

After a cup of tea

Lin Yuwen: "Although the leader's hands didn't hurt the muscles and bones, they still need to cultivate for a long time. You must take care of yourself these days, and don't use your hands, especially for martial arts."

Ji Qingzhi looked at my hands wrapped into rice dumplings, and burst into tears: "This subordinate is ashamed of the leader!"

I held two rice dumplings and covered my face with my hands, "This matter has nothing to do with you..."

My old wounds have not healed, and new wounds have been added, and all kinds of sadness can't be expressed in a single word.At that time, I was enjoying taking photos of stools. My right hand was useless and my left hand was useless. Now both hands are useless.

Li Yulin: "Ah, open your mouth."

I swallowed the rice that Li Yulin fed to my mouth with an "ah", stretched out my zongzi hand and poked the braised pork on the table, and said, "I want to eat meat!"

Li Yulin picked a piece of meat that wasn't fat or greasy and put it into my mouth: "Is it delicious?"

I pouted, "It's okay."

Li Yulin said: "If it tastes good, it tastes good. If it doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste good. What does it mean?"

"It's acceptable, it didn't meet expectations!"

Li Yulin curled his lips, took a bite of a piece of duck meat, and stuffed it into my mouth: "This duck is not bad, try it."

I was dissatisfied and said: "You have bitten it and give it to me!"

Li Yulin said: "What's the matter if I take a bite? I don't know how many people are begging to eat my saliva. If you don't like it, then eat it yourself!"

I protested: "I am a patient, and you are abusing a patient in this way."

Li Yulin said: "What's wrong with the injury? Could it be that I made you foolishly pat the stool? Are you stupid and blame others? You like this meal or not, and I don't bother to talk to you."

I made him dizzy with anger, and said angrily: "I knew you thought I was stupid, now I have amnesia, I don't remember anything, even martial arts, you despise me for being useless, don't you?"

Li Yulin said: "You are making trouble for no reason!"

I was so sad that I couldn't eat this meal any more, so I ran to the bed and covered my head with the quilt, hiding in it alone and sulking.

After an unknown amount of time, Li Yulin climbed up. He lifted the quilt from my head and said, "What's wrong? Are you really angry?"

I snorted and turned my head away from him.

He kissed me on the face, and said: "Okay, don't be angry anymore, why did you become so bad-tempered?" When he said this, his expression had changed, with a smile on his lips and gentle eyes, he She looks at me a lot more on weekdays, but now she smiles so nicely that all my anger disappears.

In fact, in the final analysis, I am not angry with him, but angry with myself.Now not only do I have amnesia, but I can even get hurt when I take a picture of a stool, I am so useless.

I said: "You have a bad temper, you are so fierce to me all day long."

Li Yulin said: "Then what do you think of me? You owe a whole lot of romantic debt outside, and I will be merciful if I don't kill you."

I said: "It's because I owe a whole lot of romantic debts outside that you should treat me better. You are so fierce all day long that I scare you away."

Li Yulin pinched my face and said, "You still want me to give you good looks while you're being promiscuous outside? You think beautifully!"

I said pitifully: "Don't be so fierce to me in the future."

Li Yulin said: "Okay, you go and wipe off your romantic debts first, you can't move your hands now, so you can always move your mouth?"

Forced by the coercion, I had no choice but to say: "Okay..."

As soon as Li Yulin let go, I had to take my sickness to do things that I started messing up and ended up abandoning.I don't dare to provoke Lin Yuwen. I don't know where to throw that jade bracelet. I pinch the persimmon softly. Let's start with the small ones first!

According to what Ji Qingzhi said, Wang Ran, the five-year-old son of Wang Ren, the head of the Withered Wood Hall, also had an affair with me. I must lead Wang Ran on the right path as soon as possible, so as not to ruin a good boy with a bright red roots!

That night, I called Wang Ran into the room, ready to have a long talk.

Although Wang Ran is only five years old now, but he was born in a pink and jade carving, and his appearance is very pleasing. It is conceivable that he must be a handsome young man when he grows up.

As soon as Wang Ran saw me, he shouted enthusiastically: "Brother Master, hug~"

I was frightened by Wang Ran's enthusiasm, and shook the two zongzi hands embarrassingly: "Sorry, brother leader is injured, so I can't hug Wang Ran anymore."

I said in my heart that I am so old, but I still want a five-year-old child to be called brother, it is really shameless!

Wang Ran pouted, and said sadly, "Why hasn't the leader brother played with Xiao Ran for a long time?"

I said: "Brother Hierarch is the Hierarch, and he has a lot of educational affairs to do."

Wang Ran stepped forward and hugged my waist, and rubbed his head in my arms desperately: "Brother Master doesn't like Xiaoran anymore, and I haven't looked for Xiaoran for a long time. Xiaoran is so sad."

With tears streaming down my face, I said: "Xiao Ran, good boy, brother leader asks you something, has brother brother teacher touched your ass?"

Wang Ran stroked his butt, and wondered, "Why does brother leader ask such a question?"

"Don't worry about asking why, you can just tell brother leader."

Wang Ran said, "Yes."

I was surprised: "Really, how did you touch it?"

How shameless!How shameless!Wang Ran is only five years old, how can I do it!Before this seat lost its memory, it was so devoid of humanity that it was outrageous!