Everyone Loves the Bishop

On the first day I officially got together with Lin Yuwen, we slept together.In my heart, I felt that his poison was not cleared, so I could take care of him nearby.

Unexpectedly, when I fell asleep until the next day, I suddenly felt that my legs were smooth. I rubbed my feet against Lin Yuwen's legs, it was very rough, and then I rubbed myself, um... slippery.

I rubbed it again and finally found something wrong.I lifted the quilt and took a look, and said in surprise, "Why are my obscene pants missing?"

Lin Yuwen woke up quietly, and said, "What obscene pants?"

I said: "I obviously slept in obscene pants last night, but when I woke up this morning, they were gone."

Lin Yuwen said: "Could it be that you accidentally took it off while you were sleeping?"

I said: "How come, my sleeping appearance has never been so bad!" After finishing speaking, I looked at him suspiciously.Lin Yuwen was silent for a while, then raised his forehead and said, "Don't you suspect..."

With a clear face, I said: "Give me back the panties, I don't care about you, I can understand that everyone is a man, but now it's broad daylight, what do you want me to do without panties? "

Lin Yuwen said weakly: "You probably accidentally took it off while you were asleep, you should look for it yourself."

Seeing that he refused to return it, I could only wrap the quilt around my buttocks and crawl from the head to the end of the bed to search around.After half a cup of tea, I searched under the bed, but I couldn't find my underwear.

I glared at Lin Yuwen, his face was innocent.

This is his room, I have to go back to my own room if I want to change into new underwear, but with my thighs bare and my butt exposed, I really have no face to go out. ~"

The door opened wide, and Pei Xiao appeared outside, saying, "This subordinate is here."

I said: "You go to my room...get a pair of...obscene pants...come here..."

Pei Xiao looked at me strangely, and said, "Your subordinate obeys."

I wondered what kind of look you had in your eyes. I have never had trouble with Hall Master Lin, nor have I ever dreamed something I shouldn't have. How can you save my face like this!

After Pei Xiao went out for a while, he brought my obscene pants.I put on my obscene trousers, put on my outer shirt, pointed at Lin Yuwen's nose and cursed: "I won't forgive you! You sleep by yourself tonight!" After that, I ran away angrily!

It's really unreasonable. I usually look at other people's appearances, but I secretly eat my tofu in the middle of the night, and even stole my obscene pants and won't return them!It's unbearable!Must give him some color and see!

That night, I slept alone in my own room, fastened my underwear tightly, and fell asleep with peace of mind.

next day

I shouted loudly: "Where are my obscene pants?"

With my butt naked, I opened my closet angrily, and was about to take out a new pair of obscene pants to wear, but when I opened the closet, all the obscene pants were gone!What a shocking fact!

I sat in front of the bed for a while, and could only call out weakly: "Pei Youshi~"

The door was pushed open, and Pei Xiao appeared outside the door, saying, "This subordinate is here."

I said with a thick face: "You go...you go and borrow a pair of obscene pants from me."

Pei Xiao was stunned for a while, then said: "This subordinate obeys orders."

After a while, he came in with a pair of obscene trousers in his hand. I hid under the quilt and put on the obscene trousers. The size is still suitable. I said, "Where did they come from?"

Pei Xiao said: "Subordinates..."

I said: "Very good, I will reward you with a dozen when I return to Zhengyi Sect."

I put on my obscene trousers, rushed to Lin Yuwen's room, and shouted loudly: "Lin Yuwen, return all my obscene trousers! Otherwise, don't blame me for not remembering old love."

Lin Yuwen frowned, and said, "Your obscene pants are missing again?"

I said: "Don't be a thief shouting and arresting the thief, return it quickly, if you return it to me now, I won't bother with you!" After that, I rushed over to him and grabbed him desperately, "Return it to me quickly, Give it back to me quickly!"

While dodging, Lin Yuwen said, "I haven't touched your obscene pants, it must have been stolen at night."

I raised my head and said, "If you don't admit it, don't think that I can't find any evidence after destroying the underwear! You are the most motivated person in the entire inn!"

Lin Yuwen laughed and said: "Think about it carefully, if I want to move, I will also move you. What are you doing with your obscene pants?"

What he said was very reasonable. He coveted me for so long, and if he wanted to do it, he would do it for me. What would you do by stealing my underwear? Wouldn't that be throwing away the watermelon to pick up sesame seeds?

I wondered: "Since you didn't take it, then who stole my obscene pants?"

Lin Yuwen said: "Small people don't take people's money, but steal people's underwear. I'm afraid...you provoked people who shouldn't be provoked outside, and they made fun of you."

I feel cold all over, could it be that some old lover of mine is playing tricks on me?I said decisively: "Yu Wen, I misunderstood you, I'm sorry!"

Lin Yuwen patted my head.

I am in the light, the enemy is in the dark, the battle to defend the underwear is imperative!

That night, I called Pei Xiao into my room, and said, "Pei Youshi, I have something to do for you tonight, and you have to risk your life to complete this task!

With an upright face, Pei Xiao said, "This subordinate will definitely do his best to relieve the leader's worries."

I got under the covers, took off my obscene pants and threw them to Pei Xiao, "Take good care of my obscene pants, and send them over tomorrow."

Pei Xiao twitched his face while holding my obscene trousers, and after a long while, said: "Your subordinate obeys..."

After I handed the underwear to Pei Xiao, I finally fell asleep with peace of mind.

early next morning

I was in a drowsy sleep, when there was a knock on the door, I thought it was Pei Xiao who came to change his underwear, and said, "Come in~"

I opened my eyes and sat up, saw Pei Xiao coming in with obscene pants in his hands, and praised: "That's right, you really did not live up to my expectations, and I will definitely reward you heavily when you return to Zhengyi Sect."

Pei Xiao glanced at me, then buried his head back suddenly, and said, "Master..."

I said, "What's the matter? He faltered."

I took the obscene pants from his hand and was about to put them on, but suddenly I felt chilly on my upper body. I looked down and saw that I was not wearing obscene clothes!I said: "Where is my obscene clothes?"

I was anxious, and rushed to the closet naked, all the obscene clothes in the closet were gone!I was shocked at the time: "It's unreasonable! It's simply unreasonable. Which shameless person dares to play tricks on this seat again and again!"

Pei Xiao lowered his head, not daring to look at me, and said, "Master, please calm down."

I said: "You... immediately go and find a piece of obscene clothes for me."

"Subordinates obey."

After Pei Xiao said that, he ran out, and I hid in the bed and beat the bed silently. You said that I am such a good person, which old lover played tricks on me, and actually threw my underwear to steal it? !After all, this seat is also the leader of the Justice Sect, so it is really okay to lose face in front of my subordinates!

I managed to change into the obscene clothes that Pei Xiao had brought, and when I went out to the lobby, I saw the old man Xiangshan happily rushing towards me, saying: "Stinky boy, the old man will show you something nice."

I said, "What good thing?"

The old man Xiangshan dragged me to the street, pointed to a tall bamboo pole and said, "Hahaha, look here, the old man is about to laugh to death? Wow Kakaka, take a quick look!"

I looked in the direction pointed by the old man in Xiangshan, and saw a long string of obscene clothes and trousers hanging on the erected bamboo pole, with four large characters written on them - Xiao Dinghua.

Xiao Ding to bloom?I wondered in my heart, what does Xiao Dinghua mean?This must be the clothes that I have lost in the past few days. What is the purpose of this thief who stole my personal clothes and hung them here?

Just as I was wondering, the old man Xiangshan said beside him: "Stinky boy, don't you understand?"

I said: "Yes."

The old man Xiangshan pulled me to the other side and said, "Look again, do you understand what it means, wow Kaka... the old man is almost laughing out his abs!"

On the back of those clothes were written two large characters - buttocks.

Sandwiched in the middle of Xiao Ding's blossoming, it happened to be Xiao Ding's butt blossoming.

My face turned blue and red, and some people around me talked and said: "Hey, why do you think the name Xiao Ding is so familiar? Xiao Ding's ass is blooming? Hahaha... who is this Xiao Ding, his ass is really blooming Is it gone?"

Another person patted him on the forehead and said: "Be careful what you say, the leader of the Demon Cult is called Xiao Ding, be careful that the Demon Cult comes to trouble you."

The man said angrily, "Someone else put it here, what are you doing to me!"

I was so angry that my eyes were red, and the old man Xiangshan gloated and said: "Stinky boy, tell me honestly, which peach blossom have you provoked again, and people want to retaliate against you like this?"

This seat has amnesia, how would this seat know!

I looked resentfully at the clothes and pants on the bamboo pole, and after returning to the inn and ordering Pei Xiaoqian to destroy the corpse, I planned to go to Lin Yuwen's to seek comfort.

Unexpectedly, the old man Xiangshan kicked his feet and said: "Stinky boy, where are you going?"

I said, "Look for your apprentice."

The old man Xiangshan said: "You think his life is too long, and deliberately use these dirty things to provoke him, right? You have caused the peach blossom debt yourself, solve it yourself!"

I thought, also, what if he vomits blood again?

The old man Xiangshan turned around and said, "What did you think about what the old man told you a few days ago?"

I was confused: "What's the matter?"

The old man Xiangshan was so angry that he almost wanted to slap me, and said: "It's about letting my stupid apprentice go with me! My apprentice's poison is almost cured, and when he recovers, you let him go with me, the old man may And find a way to heal him."

My heart sank, and I said, "Why didn't you discuss this with him, instead you told me?"

Old Xiangshan sarcastically said: "Pretend again! It's not up to you to say whether the boy will stay or not? If you refuse to let go, the old man will wait for him to the ends of the earth, and he will run back by himself. But you think clearly, now you You don't take care of yourself, and if something goes wrong, your subordinates have to clean up the mess for you. Why do you protect my apprentice? He only has less than a year left to live, and you can't guarantee him if you keep mad at him To die in front of you tomorrow, are you really so cruel?"

I was very upset in my heart, and said that you all forced me, all of you!Lin Yuwen forced me not to be with my old lover, and you forced me not to be with Lin Yuwen!You simply hope that this seat will be alone forever!

I don't want to hear it, but what Old Xiangshan said makes sense.Although the old man usually looks crazy, judging from the conversation between him and Lin Yuwen in the house that day, he can actually understand everything, but he just pretended to be confused. Now he speaks clearly to me , Can I really disregard Lin Yuwen's life and force him to stay by my side?

I made a mistake eight years ago. Will I make another mistake eight years later?