Everyone Loves the Bishop

Early the next morning, I summoned Ji Qingzhi and Pei Xiao, and said, "I have asked you to come here today because I have something important to announce."

Ji Qingzhi said: "My subordinates are all ears."

I said with a solemn expression: "Remove Pei Xiao from the position of Right Envoy of Zhengyi Cult, and send him to the Penalty Hall, where he will be punished by fifty boards. He will be demoted to ordinary congregants, and he has passed his meditation."

Pei Xiao raised his head and glanced at me, his eyes were like pools of pools, he couldn't see any emotion, he knelt down on one knee and said, "Thank you, Master, for your forgiveness."

The so-called emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry, Ji Qingzhi is calm and incompetent: "I don't know what crime the right envoy Pei committed, and the master punished him so severely?"

I sneered and said, "Ask him what he did yesterday!"

Ji Qingzhi looked suspiciously at Pei Xiao, who knelt on the ground without saying a word.

Ji Qingzhi guessed: "Is the leader angry because of the practice of divine skills? Pei Youshi has been loyal to the leader for many years, even if he is not good in the practice of divine skills, it is not so serious! Please forgive me!"

I said: "Could it be that this seat is such a narrow-minded person in your eyes? He offends his subordinates and tries to disrespect this seat. How can this seat spare him!"

Ji Qingzhi said: "This subordinate has the courage to ask, why did Pei Youshi disrespect the leader?"

"He! He!!!" When I got to the point of my mouth, I felt disgusted again, and I gritted my teeth before I said: "He actually wants me to be humiliated by my crotch! Felony, I don't want his life, it's already a kindness!"

"Drink!" Ji Qingzhi gasped; "Then Pei Youshi will succeed?"

I squinted my eyes and said, "Oh? Ji Zuoshi, you seem to want him to succeed! (╰_╯) If you let him succeed, how can I survive in this world today!"

Ji Qingzhi said anxiously: "Why don't you let Pei Youshi succeed! Why don't you follow!"

This seat was furious and said: "Ji Qingzhi, what do you mean! Do you want this seat to be humiliated?" A thought suddenly popped up in my heart, and I was immediately furious.

Ji Qingzhi once said that as long as the good looks in Zhengyijiao are fair, they can't escape my hand. After many congregation testimonies, I found that this matter is not true at all!Today Pei Xiao tried to bully me, but he dared to ask me why I didn't follow, how much do you hate me!

I said: "Yesterday you were the one who said you were going to persuade Pei Xiao! What exactly did you persuade and how did you persuade me? I have always thought that you are loyal to God's religion, and you are dedicated to sharing my worries! Looking at it today, I'm afraid you I can’t escape the responsibility! Tell me! Did you have any credit for Pei Xiao’s daring to commit such a crime? Or was it you who abetted him at all!”

Ji Qingzhi cried loudly: "Your subordinate is wronged!"

I said: "You don't say yes! I will punish you together today! Come on, remove Pei Xiao and Ji Qingzhi from their positions as the left and right envoys, and take them to the penalty hall to punish fifty big boards! Relegate to ordinary Congregation!"

"Yes!" Four waiters in green clothes rushed in from the door, about to drag Pei Xiao and Ji Qingzhi out.

Ji Qingzhi hugged my trouser legs and cried, "Master, please forgive me! Don't tell me you haven't understood the true meaning of 'being held hostage by others, magic can be accomplished.'!"

It's a matter of divine skill, so I finally calmed down a bit and said, "What is the meaning of being punished? If you avoid the important and ignore the trivial, and confuse this seat, are you guilty? If you make it clear today, this seat might forgive you Life!"

Ji Qingzhi said: "Master! Do you really not understand what it means to be given a hilt? Don't you really understand! He is not a hilt, not a handle! It's your second brother!"

"Second brother?" Where did a second brother appear in this seat?

Seeing my puzzled expression, Ji Qingzhi gestured to the waiters in green clothes with his eyes, and I said, "Go down first."

"Yes!"

The waiter in Tsing Yi went down, and I said: "Now you can say, what about the second brother, isn't there a brother in this seat?"

Ji Qingzhi pointed at my crotch and said, "The second brother is the second leader!"

I glanced at my crotch, and I immediately felt ashamed; "Nonsense, how could Shengong have anything to do with my second brother!"

Ji Qingzhi cried: "Master, you have practiced magical skills for so many years, are you unwilling to comprehend it or do you not want to comprehend it? The meaning of being blamed is that you have to bear the evil root of others to practice it! This subordinate talked to the leader yesterday You really don’t understand the exhortation to bear shame and tolerate what others can’t tolerate! The subordinates want you to be patient because they are afraid that you will not be able to bear the shame and give up halfway. Who knows that the leader has not comprehended the mystery of the "Lotus Book", I also blame the subordinates for committing crimes against the superiors, the subordinates and Pei Xiao really have more grievances than Dou E!"

I calmed down and thought about it carefully, and finally I was enlightened.

No wonder what Ji Qingzhi said earlier, "Small ones are for pleasure, big ones are for harming the body, and strong ones are for being wiped out." So it was referring to this!I have practiced for so many years before, but I haven't made great achievements. It's not because I'm stupid by nature, but because I don't want to be humiliated by this crotch!

In this way, I misunderstood them... I sighed and said: "Get up, let me pretend that I never said what I said before, and I apologize to you."

Ji Qingzhi felt wronged, and said: "Thank you, Master!" After saying that, the two stood up.

I looked at Pei Xiao, feeling very sorry in my heart.It turned out that he did not intend to offend yesterday, but to help me practice magic skills.How could this seat not only be ungrateful, kick him off the bed, but also condemn him, it is really unclear!

I stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and said: "I misunderstood you last night and caused you to be wronged. I hope you don't take it to heart."

Pei Xiao lowered his head and said, "This subordinate dare not." There was no hint of resentment in his words.

I sighed in my heart, this is really a sincere child.I was kicked out of bed yesterday without a single word of explanation, I just endured it silently.If Ji Qingzhi hadn't come out to plead his innocence today, he would have been dragged out and beaten [-] times long ago, and he would have been given the right envoy of justice teaching.

Those old lovers of mine are all like wolves and tigers, Li Yulin is strong and domineering, Lin Yuwen is thoughtful, and there is Jiang lord who is waiting for the end. When they are a couple, this seat is not a human being inside and outside.Only this Pei Xiao, although taciturn on weekdays, is the most loyal and loyal to me, he really loves me deeply and has no complaints!

I was very grateful in my heart, patted him on the shoulder and said: "I have wronged you, if you have any grievances in the future, tell me, this seat will definitely make the decision for you."

Pei Xiao finally raised his head: "Master..."

I looked at his eyes with mixed feelings, my heart skipped a beat, and I said, "Good brother, forever!"

The light in those eyes dimmed again. In case he couldn't help himself, I found an excuse and left.

When I returned to my room, Li Yulin chased after him, and said, "How is it? Have you dealt with Pei Xiao?"

I said: "This is just a misunderstanding, don't mention it."

Li Yulin said: "There can be a misunderstanding about this matter? Are you refusing to tell me the truth?"

"How come?" I suddenly thought of something and said, "Yulin, let me ask you something, when we were together in the past, was it you or me?"

Li Yulin said: "Of course I'm on top."

I said, "So you fucked my ass?"

Li Yulin took it for granted.

I said with certainty: "You are lying!"

Li Yulin said, "Where did I lie?"

I said, "You never touched my ass!"

Li Yuli said bluntly, "How can you see it? You don't remember the past, so can you deny it?"

I gritted my teeth and said, "The last layer of "Lotus Treasure" is 'If you are treated by others, you can achieve magic'. If I really let you get your ass fucked, I would have accomplished it already, and you still want to lie to me!"

Li Yulin was startled when he heard the words, and said, "What kind of kung fu do you do, it's so mysterious?"

I smiled and said, "To be honest, I used to fuck you, right?" After that, I pinched his butt very ambiguously.

Li Yulin blushed with anger, shook off my hand and said, "Daydream about you! If I let you go, I will... I will..."

I took my time and said, "How about you?"

"I'll let you live forever!"

"That's good! Let's start now." After saying that, he turned him onto the bed.

Li Yulin desperately broke free from my hand, and said: "Xiao Ding, take care of yourself, today, you can take me down, or I can take you down!"

I hesitated for a moment, and let go decisively!Now I can't use my magic power, if I want to use it against Li Yulin, I can only die!I said, "Then let me ask you another question."

Li Yulin looked at me affectionately: "I loved it!"

My throat felt fishy, ​​I swallowed a mouthful of blood, and said, "I want to ask, have we ever done this before?"

Li Yulin said: "I did!"

I want to say that since I've done it and I haven't been raped, then the one who got raped is naturally you, but Li Yulin immediately added two words: "It didn't work."

I wondered, "Why didn't it work?"

Li Yulin said innocently: "I want to fuck you, and you also want to fuck me. We quarreled for a long time and didn't find out why, so it didn't work out."

I said: "Then you said you fucked me before! You want to take advantage of me while I am losing my memory, right!"

Li Yulin raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly.

I asked him to pose a very depressed heart.

I have never had a relationship with Li Yulin, so there is no question of responsibility.But he cheated me with such a note, which made me feel deeply ashamed of him, obeying his words and not daring to disobey him.He asked me to break up with my old lover outside, and I would break it up, and I would disappear if he didn't wait to see Lin Yuwen, I started messing around and ended up abandoning him, but in the end I found out that he was actually lying to me!

Now that I think about it, the person I am most sorry for is Lin Yuwen.He has been my childhood sweetheart for more than 20 years, and I dumped him right away, completely disregarding the relationship of more than 20 years, not to mention that he became my person that year...

Wait...

Lin Yuwen said that he already belonged to me that year, so it was just him saying that?Ji Qingzhi said that he never found out about us!In other words, Lin Yuwen and I are real childhood sweethearts, and only Lin Yuwen knows whether we have had a relationship!Maybe he, like Li Yulin, tricked me into losing my memory!

Thinking of this, I suddenly feel that this world is full of malice!