Everyone Loves the Bishop

I was lying on a bed, and there was a man lying on the bed.

This man rolled up a bed with me, with his arms around me and his legs around me, looking like he knew me to death.

I stared at the man in front of me for a while, confirming a fact.

I don't know this man!

I stretched out my hand and pushed him, saying, "Hey, wake up."

The man opened his eyes sleepily, glanced at me, and then closed them again. Just when I couldn't help but push him again, he suddenly sat up from the bed, looked at me with surprise, and said :"you're awake?"

This man was really good-looking. When he fell asleep, his appearance was already extraordinary. When he opened his eyes, his whole body lit up, as if a bright pearl had been born, radiant and radiant.

I said, "Well, I'm awake."

He asked, "Does your head still hurt?"

I touched my head suspiciously, it was wrapped in layers of gauze, and it still hurt a little when I touched it, I couldn't help frowning.Seeing this, he quickly grabbed my hand and said: "Don't touch it, be careful to hurt yourself again, you have been in a coma for three days, and I can't sleep or eat."

I said, "How could I be hurt?"

He said: "How do I know, you have to ask yourself."

I racked my brains to recall, but I couldn't think of how I was injured. The man said again: "Do you feel okay now?"

I said: "Everything else is pretty good, just dare to ask your name, Xiongtai?"

The man said: "You're really good, you can make fun of me as soon as you wake up." After that, he lay down on the bed again, put his arm around my waist, put his head on my neck, and the breath he exhaled hit me. Straight itch.

It's obviously not the first time to do such a natural movement, but this person is clearly a man!

My heart was full of turmoil, and I groped under his body in a strange way, and just halfway through, I let him slap him away forcefully: "What are you doing!"

I feel at ease!

Such a rude move, a man should be angry.The relationship between me and this man is definitely not what I thought. Unexpectedly, before my heart was settled, his next sentence sent me to the eighteenth level of hell.

"Wake up thinking about that kind of thing, how shameless are you?"

"...〒_〒"

I'm... really masculine.

God, this is a big joke, I just fell asleep, and when I woke up, not only did I not remember my last name, but I also found that I was so masculine!What kind of life is this that shames the ancestors and ancestors!

But take a closer look at this man's appearance, his face is like powder, his appearance is like jade, even Liu Xiahui will be tempted!So I tried to use a milder tone to let the man understand how I feel at the moment.

"Where are we? Do your parents know that you're with me? We're going to die when we're together. Have you thought about it clearly?"

The man suddenly trembled all over, raised his head and stared at me with disbelief on his face.I tried to confirm his guess with my eyes, yes!I am amnesiac, I am amnesiac, I am really amnesiac!

My ability to express eyes is excellent, because the man jumped out of bed the next moment, without even caring about putting on his shoes, he ran to the door and shouted loudly: "Go and find the master of Baicaotang!"

After a while, three people broke into my room.

One claimed to be Ji Qingzhi, the left apologist of the Justice Sect, Pei Xiao, the right apologist of the Justice Sect, and Lin Yuwen, the leader of the Baicao Hall of the Justice Sect.

And I... am the leader of their mouths.

The man said to the head of Baicao Hall: "Look at what happened to Xiao Ding!"

Xiao Ding?

Oh, so my name is Xiao Ding!

As the name suggests, it really is a good name with a dignified appearance and a heroic appearance!

The master of Baicao Hall was about 25 or [-] years old, his complexion was pale, his figure was pale, he seemed to be suffering from a disease, but there was a breath of fresh air in his brows and eyes.He walked to the bed, took my hand out of the man's hand, sat on the edge of the bed, felt the pulse, and said, "Does the leader remember what his name is?"

I said, "Xiao Ding!"

The head of Baicao Hall asked again: "Does the leader remember the name of his subordinate?"

I spoke with certainty: "Lin Yuwen!"

Lin Yuwen was stunned for a moment, his eyes stunned: "The leader still remembers?"

I chuckled: "You said that when you entered the door just now."

Just now, the three of them knelt down to me as soon as they entered the house and announced their family names. If I still don’t know their names, then it’s not a problem with my brain, but a problem with my ears.

Lin Yuwen breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the man anxiously guarding the side, and said, "Do you still remember his name, the leader?"

I asked the man: "What's your name?"

The man was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, as if he wanted to come up and beat me up, but he couldn't bear to do it.I thought to myself that the two of us had slept in bed, so I couldn’t be really angry with him, so I teased him and asked, “Hero, what do you call him?”

The man said: "You are a hero, and your whole family is a hero."

I smiled lightly and said, "I don't know if my whole family is a hero, but I think I'm not bad."

The man directly made me angry, and said, "My name is Li Yulin."

I praised: "A man lives up to his name, there is no one in a million!"

Li Yulin asked unwillingly: "You really don't remember who I am?"

I said, "I won't lie to you."

Li Yulin turned his head and asked Lin Yuwen: "Can you cure Xiao Ding's disease?"

Lin Yuwen sighed, and said: "The leader suffered brain trauma, lost too much blood, and suffered from amnesia. There is no cure for this disease, only let nature take its course. Maybe the leader will be able to remember someday."

Li Yulin angrily said to me: "I told you not to go down the mountain, don't go down the mountain! You want to go down the mountain, what's the big deal at the bottom of the mountain, and you, the leader, must go there in person? It's all right now, amnesia Are you happy?"

Although Li Yulin's tone was poor, the concern and worry in his eyes couldn't be ignored. My heart moved and I said, "What was the relationship between us before?"

Li Yulin asked back, "What do you think is the relationship between us?"

I took a chance and said, "Friend?"

Li Yulin smirked: "Are you sure?"

I quickly changed my words: "Good brother!"

Li Yulin smiled again, his white teeth were deeply cloudy: "Say it again."

I said decisively, "Hello old friend!"

Li Yulin's face turned pale at this moment, and he accepted the answer, so I asked cautiously: "Then how far have we progressed?"

Li Yulin knowingly asked: "What is the progress?"

"That's...that's..." I scratched my head and scratched my head, "It's our relationship, that...how far has it progressed?"

Li Yulin was stunned, and said: "What should have happened, what should not have happened, has already happened. How far do you think we have progressed?"

My heart sank, and I said, "You took the initiative or I took the initiative?"

Li Yulin raised his eyebrows, looked at me and said, "Am I like the kind of anxious person?"

I see!Li Yulin and I are old friends, we have already happened what should have happened, and what should not have happened, and I took the initiative!In other words, I have xxooed Li Yulin, and ooxxed again and again.Although I don't remember what happened before, I can't do things that are always messed up.Even if it's a broken sleeve, I have to be a responsible broken sleeve!I immediately grabbed Li Yulin's hand and said, "Don't worry, whether I have amnesia or not, our relationship will remain the same as before, and I will be responsible for you!"

Li Yulin said: "Is this true?"

I said: "It's true!"

Li Yulin got the letter, and looked at me with almost affectionate eyes. I tried to return the affectionate eyes to death. The two of us were about to have a sadomasochistic relationship, and suddenly ran away from the outside. A waiter came and said: "Master, the leader of the martial arts alliance is asking to see you at the foot of the mountain."

Martial arts leader?

What is he here for?

Although Zhengyijiao is called Zhengyijiao, I know for some reason that it is not a decent family.Now that I am injured, the leader of the Wulin came suddenly, it must not be a good intention!I cast my eyes on the left and right envoys who were neglected, and said: "The leader of the martial arts came here today, didn't he come to stab me after he got the news that I was injured?"

Ji Qingzhi coughed lightly, and said: "As far as my subordinates know, the sect master has a very close relationship with Jiang Ce, the leader of the martial arts alliance. Leader Jiang must have come to visit the sect master this time, so there is no need for the sect master to worry too much."

That being said...it is my honor to judge the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

I opened my mouth: "Then please come up the mountain quickly."

I thought that the leader of the martial arts alliance would be a big man with a hulking back and a bearded face, but who would have thought that the person who came was actually a young man with a tall body and an extraordinary figure.He walked quickly to my bed, without saying a word of politeness, he said: "You said in your letter that you were slightly injured, is it serious?"

His eyes were bloodshot, as if he hadn't closed them for several days, and he looked dusty.I thought in my heart that what Ji Qingzhi said was indeed true, the leader of the martial arts alliance must not be false to my sincerity, so he resolutely reported the good news but not the bad news: "It's okay."

Jiang Ce said: "Your kung fu is rare in Jianghu. Who can hurt you?"

When he asked, I thought again of the question, why on earth did I get hurt?Many people are powerful, so I set my sights on everyone.

Li Yulin turned his head silently, and the left and right envoys of the Righteousness Sect knelt on their knees and said, "Your subordinate is ashamed, please forgive me!"

Uh... Doesn't anyone know why this seat was injured?

Jiang Ce realized a fact from our conversation: "You... have lost your memory?"

I held his hand with a sad face, and said earnestly: "Yes! Leader Jiang, you must find out the real culprit and avenge me!"

Jiang Ce said: "You used to call me Ce..." Then he said, "Don't worry, I will never let anyone who hurt you go!"

I was about to hold him and say, "Good brother, forever!" Suddenly, Lin Yuwen, who had been standing by the side, said, "This subordinate knows why the leader lost his memory."

My expression lifted, and I said, "Quickly tell me!"

Lin Yuwen smiled faintly, and said calmly: "The leader attempted to rape the young owner of Yunjing Villa, and made him hit his head with a vase."

There was gasp in the surroundings, Li Yulin stared at me almost crushing me, and even Jiang Ce looked at me with cruel eyes.

I hastily said: "Hall Master Lin, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! I am a hero and a righteous person, how could I do such shameless things!"

Lin Yuwen said: "Everything my subordinates said is true. This is what the leader told his subordinates himself. The leader also said that the little hooves of Yunjing Villa are hotter than you think, and he must do it next time to make him cry. .If what I say today is half a lie, I will go to the tongue-pulling hell after death, and I will never escape from it.”

As soon as Lin Yuwen finished speaking, Li Yulin slapped me with a slap: "Shameless~!"

I grabbed his hand with lightning speed to clear my grievances. "How can Lin Yuwen's words alone count? The congregation's eyes are sharp, so let the two envoys on the left and right tell me whether I am a licentious person or not!"

Ji Qingzhi said with fear on his face: "The leader, Shengyu, my subordinates dare not speak rashly!"

I said: "I forgive you for your innocence!"

Ji Qingzhi seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said: "The leader is very masculine, and everyone in the religious sect knows it. There are fair-looking people in the sect...from an 80-year-old man to a five-year-old child, almost...almost none People can escape the hand of the leader."

drink!I gasped, Ji Qingzhi, you evil beast, how much did I owe you in the past, that you can fall into this injustice at this time!

Li Yulin asked me to hold my right hand, and raised my left hand to slap me. I quickly grabbed his left hand and said, "Ji Qingzhi! Almost no one who is good-looking in your teaching can escape my hand, then What about you? Your appearance should be the best in Zhengyijiao. Could it be that this seat has touched you? There is also Hall Master Lin. Hall Master Lin’s appearance is also very good. Could it be that this seat has also met him? And Pei You Shi, yes, yes, Pei Youshi's appearance is not bad, could it be that I have also met him?"

Ji Qingzhi was silent for a while, and said: "The leader has never touched his subordinates."

I snorted coldly, thinking that it was time for me to avenge my grievances, and was about to raise my eyebrows, but Lin Yuwen suddenly smiled lightly, and said from his mouth: "This subordinate has been the leader's person since the beginning."

It's really shocking and endless!

I took a deep breath and almost fainted. With the last sliver of hope, I turned my eyes to Pei Xiao who had been silent by the side, and said, "Pei Youshi, to be fair, have you ever touched me?" you!"

Pei Xiao bowed his head for a while, and spit out a sentence: "Subordinates... panic."

It's really the death of this seat! !

As soon as I loosened my hands, Li Yulin slapped down firmly: "Xiao Ding, go to hell!" After saying that, he walked away.

I let him slap me so furiously, I managed to slow down a bit, and looked at Jiang Ce wanting to cry without tears, and was about to say, "I made you laugh." Unexpectedly, he slapped me furiously. Come over, "Xiao Ding, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" After finishing speaking, he flung his sleeves and left...

The leader of the martial arts is worthy of being the leader of the martial arts, but the strength is different, a slap almost made me faint.

My throat was fishy, ​​and I almost spat out a mouthful of blood.Leader, you came all the way here just to give me a slap in the face?

I survived this storm with my extraordinary tenacity, and looked at Pei Xiao with a numb face: "You have to fight quickly, I only give you this one chance to commit a crime."

Pei Xiao knelt on the ground and said, "This subordinate dare not."

I looked at Lin Yuwen and signaled with my eyes that he wanted revenge quickly.Now that I have lost my memory, it is the best time for you to take revenge and complain.Who knows that he smiled faintly, gently helped me to lie down, and said: "The leader is injured, rest is the most important thing."

Well... this is justified!

Wait a minute, I was slapped twice by someone, isn't it because of you?

This seat has amnesia, so you won't look for a high-sounding reason to create a respectable, high-spirited image for this seat?